Introducing

Introducing

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Charm's Cottage

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the shit huffing jenk jacking mokako of shit balloon turd effluvium

Foot fungus is a punishment that they are allowed to use at the Mahoning County Jail

monke :^)

Your fortune: Good Luck

On my first binge in a while. Have 3 trip sitters and all wondering how to plug jenkum in the most effluvient manner.

I have 50mg of jenkane and 800mg of extracted jenkene and 500ml of jenkanol. Should I do them separately or do they synergize as well as others?

So naive Monkey. This is like Neville Chamberlain at Munich in 1938. You might think you've made peace in our time, but SpiceSack will rise again with all of his incarnations, to sweep the world off its feet and subjugate the masses

inject microturds down ur veins

poop aerosol

mister bowl and bag man ...................
pls more stories of the monkeys that scurry about at the old dojo and their bowls and their bags

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they call me the door slammer. i slam doors in the middle of the night

'eavy-handed, you are
Knockin' about, slammin' doors

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all IPs have been tracked and any who posted in the unauthorized monky will be fined according to international copyright laws.

dang pot scrapers..... scraping my dang pots... dang

DO YA BIT

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO O OO O O OO O O O OO O OO O AO)(Y^#H(AH(A(H %#G*()SY%HA(*()IA )IA Y%(TUHIjz8HGURBHUTHIY
IS THIS THE THROWBACK I THINK IT IS BRO?
I ACTUALLY LEGIT LOVE THIS SHIT BRO lAO A H(#T84yhOAOA OA OA Ol

oh my goh-hoh-hod this n*gga with the upperdecker doppelunbunked inverted countersignal "SEE MORE" subplot plateau . . . . un - believable . . . ~clap,.. calp~

moker moker pls........

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holy shit bro i never noticed the cloud or the MOUNTA_HA_HA_HA_HA_AAAIN DUDE oh my GOD u a REAL1 my man. just WOW...

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nestle golden nuggets cereal mix

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never forgoet, why sept 1 is held above all other days, perfect paradigm with march 1, solstice of right-thinking, right-acting, just-action, ultimate wisdom of monkey face creator, all things falling into place: September 1st.

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that one fellow

kAAAAAAAAAAAAAy its just sad now. this place of unrest and discord, and vile words and images i have spewed, dozens of acquaintanceships destroyed, distress and angst generated, a stubborn, cagey, cloistered torpor haunts this place. like a room where too much has gone on. gladly waving goodbye to the space and the memories forever... mank is that room... we need to step outside and lock it up forever... it is a talisman of my destructive, chaotic, psycho idiot jew blood damage and it must be incinerated and completely forgotten about. this is what haunts me, that the monkey is remembered, and these ghouls refuse to forget.

mank–– you gave me nothing, then you took it all away.

AMERICAN HEROES

Now you know what a haunted house feels like, and why ghosts simply aren't real.

gues so... d×mn...

GOLBER MACK

>77
>dubs

nice

ne1 wna SKRIBBL ??????? :]
down 2 SKRIBBL with some folks
lovving this SKRIBBL game!
SKRIBBL.IO !
start a room post url and i will JOIN UP!
dook CrUUUUU lets gOOOOOOOOOO

sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge

i agree but for different reasons

Snappin' turtle

I disagree but for the same reasons

saw some kid with a fedora at the store yesterday, thought to myself "what a classy gentleman"

>99
>dubs

nice

>also dubs
nice

Your fortune: Good Luck

VERY ARROGANT, LOVES PRAISE

BENCH
WRIST
BEACH
REACH

BEABLACKMESSIAH

ok will give it ONE more chance but then that's it. then we cull it for good.

rap battle warcry: got my bag of crack in my backpack got my ball of sack stuck in my knapsack

striking fear into my enemies hearts and stirring their backpacks with disquiet

–––––mc'q~mc'q–––––ᵐᵏᵃᵏᵉʳᵃᵏ–ᵍᵃˢᵃᵗᵗᵃᵏ

You can leave through the vomitorium the same way you came in

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17 year old Java Macaque Monkey Soda aggressively grooms his human with his adorable lil Love Taps... He works hard to keep me clean all the time but tonight he decided to play the drums on my belly.... Maybe he is wanting to try out for the band that my other Monkey Nigel is in called DangerMonkey??? I have musical monkeys and they really crack me up!!! They own me...

pwned

pls more hip cool places like MY WORLD OF TEXT to follow the everyday happenings and engage with the community pls :}

dont get flattered just yet––– i may have clicked your post to make a reply, but lo–– i was not quite replying to YOU, per se. sorry for the mix-up.
––––––––––––––––WAIT WHAT'RE YOURS

need more hip kewl web sites to stave off the forever - empty as i age without procreating

master list of hip cool web sites to help aging millenials feel "part of something" as they grow old without starting family

youtube.com/watch?v=5xngr3SwjJw

i think the overall state of affairs is such that we need to close up shop.

try reddit.com
alternatively: Yea Forums.org

but i am not blaming anyone.

SO TAKE A CHANCE AND DON'T EVER LOOK BACK DON'T EVER LOOK BACK

MUNCHING MOLARS

YEH? yeh.......... i gues......

basement pool table.
did you ever go to a basement or quiet corner of house... and just kinda.. stand in a nook..... and feel safe and protected..... quietly talking to oneself about the delightful little corner u have found... maybe shift a soup can that happens to be nearby... or asmr tapping on soup can or dry wall and just feeling safe forever cozy and unperturbed in cozy forgotted-about corner of house? i have bro........

i love these little moments of satisfaction in modern mundane architechturescape. we always go UP the attic stairs, which are steeper and more primitive, for they bear the mark of ascension to a more tranquil solitude. when i return to dream in the attics of yesteryear, i never go down again...

..................and that was mank everyone thanks for comin

thread may doscitnue at this point

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will do

thought i'd something more to say

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HEY YEAH......... YEAH HEY YEAH SAME !!!!!!!

same tbh

I LOVE YOU THE OLD OLIGARCH! THE OLD OLIGARCH I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

ForWalnutWoods_3-creek-big-walnut-creek

pig poop balls

dont sully this universe with your muck muck talk. we only speak highly of things, and when we think lowly of things, we remain at peace, and quiet, until the sensation passes . . .

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noww forever when any thing happens, i will remember, it happened in the same universe universe where this fellow found it appropriate, to say such a thing in this wistful fall time thread. you are VAIN, you are VULGAR. high minded tomorrow_soul_ing in_2 infinite_arcana sucka get left behind !!

VANITY, VULGARITY plagues you. we remain high minded

be gay with me

clear these sick thoughts from your mind!
SODOMIIIIIIIITE
SODOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE

cant wait for the flood of halloween bric-a-brac in stores

wait comen back ackerly

pumpkin scented pencils.... gonna be huge stock up

o beotifol otom

I. STAND. WITH. ZEDS. DEAD.

loooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Same tbh
same (not really)
smdh tbh fam

NOT REALLY? DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR?

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did he get metoo'd?

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thumb biting frenulum thumb strumbing thumbhead fumblefuck finna find thyself fucked up for foul-mouthing fall seasons fine artefacts

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in other news: funy pumpkin eraser:-)

Quick show of hands how many you niggas gonna buy Funny Mank Erasers if i make them
protip: your answer doesn't matter as i will never actually produce anything

Smart move not replying

BACC on P.C. baby! let's gOH-HOH-HOOOOO!!!

you loggin in bro wanna play quake 3

YEAH?????????? UHHH. LIKE..... ARENA RITE? ARENA ONE ????? : ]

ye aight meet u at the laser tag chromedome its on me

maoaooaooaoaooaore

bomb anglo's

muaoaoaoaouaghre

NUMebr!

That would have been a reference to Salo: 8 days of Sodom

We were just discussing that in class yesterday did he tell you that recently?

hello delicate dreamer boy :]
pls say something about monkies.
anything at all, as long as it is about monkies :)

but yea right that moment it happened bro it really tore me apart bro do u keep a journal bro pls post page :]

No, I don't keep any journals

I'm not a sociopath

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o delicate dreamer boy, what goes on in that brain of urs............

Werckmeister's undecimal septenarian schisma --- that is --- [I] can only say that [I] cannot interpret your motivations, i do not recognize this alternate "BASE-SYSTEM" under which these logic circuits are subject. no real clue what is going on , the signal is aberrant , im not programmed to receive, you can mankgo any time you like, but you can never leave

hehe............:)

It's just a die

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dunk those donuts

like monkies in rain. time to die.

golber macc

goodbye monky