Be me

>Be me
>Femanon
>Meet guy
>Not sexually attracted to him, but think he's a fun and friendly guy.
>Hang out a bunch
>Agree we're just friends
>The one time we hang alone he tries to finger me.
>Enforces that being friends with guys is a gross waste of time.
Are all guys like this?

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>femanon
stopped reading there

>Enforces that being friends with guys is a gross waste of time.
>Enforces
huh?

Tits or gtfo bitch you know the rules

Your story is interesting, but before we discuss it, there is a certain gesture that should be respected, femanon.

Toys or gtfo

Stupid autocorrect. TITS

>Femanon
tits of fuck out

Nah...I'm good with seeing her use toys too

This thread just proved her point

That no tits she should fuck out?

Yeah probably

Of a certain age, yes.

Listen bud, stop being a white knight for one second. The long standing rules of Yea Forums are tits (with timestamp) or GTFO. Only on delivery of tits (with timestamp) will any femanon be taken seriously, lest we fall into the trap of some faggots larp.

Yes they are. Also note that all women are the same. We are beings that went to a shit load of evolution always based on and driven by sexual selection measures. We basically only live to fuck each other and reproduce our shitty genes. That's what our genetic fundamentals tells us. 30 years of lefty hipster emancipation won't change this, woman.

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i think there's something to be said about the kind of company the average femanon keeps.
>lonely guys
>spends lots of time on computer
>inexperienced with women
it's a matter of statistics. start hanging out with different kinds of people and you probably won't run into guys like this.

Honestly, yes. This is because 9 times out of 10 a female can never hold the same type of friendship that a man would expect out of another man which in turn has him look for something else. Theres something about being the opposite sex that if youre both attractive you kind of end up gravitating towards each other even if it just becomes FWB. Its rare to keep something stricly platonic especially for a single man seeing a single woman

really? just chillin' then he magically gets access to the diddle LZ?

I think OP bailed like 4 posts in

Shut the fuck up. Are you saying you didn't let him finger you? Some friend you are.

user, you know women don't exist on the internet

Yea Forums really is a virgin wasteland lmao

>Femanon
It's called cumdumpster. No, not all men are like that. I'm friends with several cumdumpsters and have tried to get touchy with them exactly zero times.

In my experience some "female friends" just want some dick and will try to get it even by force if necessary. Just some fuckin cock hungry goblins.

told by other girls not to do so

So all guys are the same as well, easy game

What evidence do you have of this, I've been friends with a large range of guys and yet they all seem to try fuck me, so is being friends with guys a waste of time for pure companionship?

Why did he say that it was platonic if he went straight to that first opportunity he thought he had

Cum source that you are, only you suck at it. nice

Well I don't want any of my friends dicks, so I guess anecdotal evidence is all you need aye faggot

This.
Like it’s pretty specific. Not “tried to kiss me” or “made a move”
But chilling, than magical digit boy plows a furrow straight for the clit.
Did he trip and fall, I wonder?

Speaking of anecdotal.

Probably. Depends on a person though, I don't have female friends really because I fall in love easily. The guy was probably in love with you and chose to be a friend as a way in. I think it's possible though, if intentions are clear from the start, but you can never know as people lie.

Not to come off as an incelnorachad
but first off

>femanon

Don’t get such a big head, not every guy will over sexualize their relationship with you, as long as you don’t send mixed signals, which i’m sure you have at some point or another, then he won’t wanna fuck or date you, not everyone wants that smelly cooch close your damn legs

>no offense

Nope, m/user here, just stop flirting with them. Also don't hang out with thirsty dipshits.
Remember that flirting is like rape, its not up to you but up to him if it's flirting, take some fucking responsibility and don't dress sexy around your friend prosoects. Don't cuddle or be too cute or close, this sends mixed signals. If you don't understand this then stick to women, if you can't stand women then you know how your make friend prospects feel about you.
I have several close female friends but they always fuck up and it's up to me to shoot them down and call them out for being inappropriate. But i get laid on the regular with my girl, and im not looking to fuck up my relationship.

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>flirting is like rape

You sound young.
Or moreso, your friend sounds young. That means he has a shit tonne of testosterone and morning wood he needs to work through for the next couple of years. Get to your 20s and everyone tends to stop trying to finger each other first.
If you want to remain friends let him know very clearly your stance.

TL;DR of the thread, Don’t send Mixed signals, fuck off and stop incorrectly sexualizing all men into one category, we don’t all wanna fuck you.

Women all want to feel special and be the center of attention... There is no shame in that. In fact biologically speaking, it is natural for a female to be able to make a guy become invested in her, if only for the fact she is female... That being said, when you still want to be the focus of things as is female nature, yet still feel at an equal level as the men around you... You have double standards... If you want to have a man invest his time in you, give him what he wants as it is the natural order of things. Now, if the most interesting thing you have to say on Yea Forums is "omg am woman n oppressed!" well show us your tits otherwise we give 0 fucks about your feelings unless you have soemthing to add to this site that is worthwhile to us....

In English, We don't care anymore than your little boytoy... tits or GTFO.

Then your opinion doesn't matter, does it?

newfaggest of newfag detected

There is no friendship and if a guy claims so he's lying to both you and himself. Males have urges that will never stop if you are healthy, we want to fuck your wet holes all the time. Sure a partner can be your best friend and companion but he will always want access to them holes as well. Same goes for women they just dont admit it, if its a hot guy you like there is no way you wont want him to destroy your puss all the time, sure you might supress that and act like you're just friends but its lying to yourself.
There, all you need to know about healthy male-female relationships.

You probably come off as flirty. I have female friends that I have no intention of ever trying to fuck.

You are lying to yourself or the girls are very ugly so you dont like them sexually. Or the final answer is you are asexual or gay, there is no other way this could work its proven over and over again.

No, we aren't, and what do you mean by "enforces." Is he distilling rules on you? How does he "enforce" that "being friends is a waste of time?"

Do you like to tease like a histrionic attention whore? Did you play mind games with him and give him fake signals? There are things that I think you are omitting in that story, if true.

Also, what were the circumstances of you being "alone" with a guy you just met?

These are the thirsty faggots i was talking about, no better than whores, probably beat it to tranny and momcest threads because a hole is hole, these people worship wet holes even if they dont care for the woman, animal or faggot attached to it.
Again, i consider many women my close friends, most of the faggots here are actually redpilled on memes and lack the mental fortitude to tell reality to their 4chin safespace.

This might seem a little unrelated at first but understand this is how all men feel and think about women.

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Women are ao fucking dumb omg

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No, there's also a thing called self discipline and control. It's a noble trait that distinguishes men from porn-obsessed, chronically masturbating boys. Boys and animal retards are controlled by their urges, men master their urges and have the masculine energies from which these urges come from work for them, not the other way around.

None of this ads up. I call fake

As a woman I can tell you you are an idiot.
If you want male friends, try men who are already in relationships. Single men and women alike will find romantic interest in their single friends and to expect someone to turn off their feelings is just immature and unrealistic. I dont understand why more women dont get this

Kekd.
Clearly it's you.
Next post.

How many of those female friends are single?
How many had to pre-emptively deny you?

Yup. Unless your guy friend is gay or a total loser, also know as friendzoned beta, always gonna happen. Girls can't be friend of a normal guy.

finally. good to see someone here actually understands.

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>Are all guys like this?
About 90%, yes.

If you want real "just friends" male friends, you need to show them that you're absolutely impossible to get involved with romantically, and then see if they stick around afterwards.
A combination of religious + already married (lies, of course) is a time-proven method.

Also, this belongs on /adv/.

Projecting this hard....
Dude just accept your nature, acting like a "nice guy friend" wont get you laid and I know this is your end game, every male has been through this faze the faster you get over it the better off you will be trust me.

Just because you "mastered your urges" doesnt mean they arent there. Try doing it for a long enough and see how you mentally break down into a depressed piece of shit. Its unhealthy and not normal end of story.

/thread
Finally a normal answer from someone who obviously understands basic biology.

>are all guys like this?
Have you never had any gay friends, or do you just like the attention straight friends give you?

I think they can but only if both parties already have a romantic interest. Most women, ive noticed, try to befriend men because they dont want a relationship but they want validation and men are easier to get validation from because they want sex/affection from women. I always had a hard time befriending women so I used to try to befriend men but time and time again I just ended up hurting guys feelings. Since ive been married though I have met male friends who genuinely like me as a person and since they never thought anything could happen between us the friendship developed organically and without being weighted by their attraction

>Be me
>Femanon
>long time friends, I never cared to be alone with them
>very lovely and friendly guys, going to parties and such for years
>One time I got really drunk and wasted
>next day I was totally sore, they fucked and came in all my holes, there was cum all over my body
>next days they were all "hey, you begged us to fuck you", I was all "hey bastards, I don't even remember what happened, I was so drunk"
>you can't never trust them, they will take full advantage of you if they had the chance

Guys are like this.

>both parties already have a romantic interest
usually that ends with cheating. be careful, bro.

Yes. Now either show your tits or fuck off.

Stop getting shitfaced then, when you're drunk you are more prone to do things you are afraid of when sobber. If you were lezbo you'd probably wake up plastered in pussy juice, you get what you ask for.

I wanted to believe what op believes and I tried to make male friendships happen for the longest time
Turns out I was just lonely and wanted an easy route to gratification without the committment. Only male friends who actually act like my friends are the ones ive gotten close to since marriage. The rest just made me feel guilty and for good reason

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>stopped reading at

this guy fucking gets it this x8million
thinking everybody on the planet wants sex out of you is such a woman move. i found this hard to believe at first but some people say its normal for girls to have little to no friends so it makes sense that they would be clueless and assume the only possibility is sex with the opposite gender, it sounds stupid as hell but then again this is girls we are talking about

>as long as you don’t send mixed signals
this is such an important point to stress and oh boy where do i even start on this one. if i had a nickel every time a girl sent me a mixed signal id have enough money to flat out buy one along with a mcmansion and a ferrari. women regardless of age or current relationship status will send out mixed signals to guys 100% the worst part is they probably have no idea they are doing it. the few that they do know that they are doing this then that is obviously indicative of something else besides plain ignorance. you would think that being married or having had several relationships would teach women to stop sending mixed signals but they dont know what they are doing and dont know how to act.

the fact that you hung out with this guy as much as you did means you clearly want something from him too most likely you want and act in a way to get his attention and you 100% sent him a signal or said something suggestive enough for him to make a move otherwise he wouldnt even talk or hang out with you to begin with.

tldr mature mentally stop sending mixed signals learn how to act. also dont post tits cuz i can tell they havent even come in for you yet

in my experience friendships between men and women only work in a few instances. If the woman is butt ugly and completely unfuckable, if you tried fucking and being together and both realised its not for you, or if you are both in long term happy relationships with different people.

Tits or GTFO. No one should be entertaining this faggot's roll playing.

It certainly can, but so can only viewing friendships as between the same sex. People cheat because of too much freedom and people cheat because they dont have enough. If you are married to someone you cant trust then you are doing something wrong

Sorry you had such a horrible experience. Don't let it color your opinion, though. The depths of human depravity know no bounds.

I tried being friends with females the same way and it all ends in either the female getting the hots or me getting completely in love and having to break it off before I hurt myself. It cannot work and never will, there are countless confessions about this fact. Men try the friend route because they have low confidence and think that getting the woman to be a friend first will get them a relationship easier but its not how it works.
Also if you get a child its probably the easiest way to have male friends, no one wants to be with a woman that has a child unless they have a fetish for it in which they would only to want to fuck you either way, nothing else.

PSA:
"Tits or GTFO" is for when a femanon expects special treatment/attention for being female, or just brings it up for no reason.
That's not happening here. Her being female is relevant to the story she told. Tits would be nice, but they are not necessary.

Again, /thread

>>you can't never trust them, they will take full advantage of you if they had the chance
They didn't have 'the chance'. They had 'the invitation', possibly even 'the demand'.

Thinking about other peoples' feelings is hard.

Yes. All guys are like this. Just become a lesbian.

>surround yourself with male friends as a woman
>go to parties with them not once but constantly
lol ok lets pretend thats not a red flag and everyone does this :)
>not only drink at these parties but get black out plastered
lol
>they fucked and came in all my holes, there was cum all over my body
whats more likely that several otherwise friendly/nice guys decided to gang rape you or that you asked them to after deciding to get plastered at a party?

what a bastards
you can't trust men obv

>be at place where everyone is drunk
>be blackout drunk
>thing I don't like happens
>obviously it's everyone else's fault and not mine
Either everyone is responsible for what they do while drunk (including you), or no one is (including the guys who fucked you).

I think the tall, dead fish-eyed Hungarian man that shares my last name is a good deterrent to keep my male friends from falling in love with me now. I think male to female friendship is valuable but most people dont actually want it or arent happy with the situation when they have it. Whenever I read an incel post I think how much more level headed the person would be if they interacted with more women but at the same time I know most women wouldnt even want to deal with a guy like that on an emotional level much less a physical one. Feelings suck

Had a friend tell me this. She's a total hoe and it's likely she asked/begged them to do it until one dude got the balls to just fuck her. All the other guys followed the alphas lead.

I think this user is drunk right now, appropriately enough.

Literally what he just typed, you fucking retard. At least you can read, I guess...

Lol. If this wasn't some dude larping I would tell this person they either admit they cant handle the same responsibility over themselves as an adult male could and that they are actively making a bad name for women everywhere

start thinking for yourself, don't let others holding you back from breaking stereotypes and making friends with guys. it is true they will all want to fuck you, but make it clear from the start that you aren't interested in that and the people who just want to fuck will lose interest, allowing you to find and focus your energy on those who only want to be friends. though you will attract guys who want to fuck you, but will pretend to be friends - so it will require more effort to find out their intentions. be blunt and honest, rip the bandage off, don't pull it slow.

All men are pigs and everybody knows it. That said, you got what you deserved for being so stupid and get wasted while surrounded by men. By more careful next time.
Can I ask how much men fucked you that night? I'm curious.

no, you're just too much or a socially awkward whore to have intelligent male friends without totally abusing and disappointing them

if you're wondering if you lead them on the answer is yes, you're a whore, you bothered autistic men who were happy without you being around

go back to chad like all whores should, go slobber at his idol like the 1-stone-too-fat bitch you are you un-beach-body-ready brit whore with bad teeth

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What if I am so awesome all the intelligent Chad males also want to wife me?

Yeah, now I know. Never gonna happen again.
It's a pervy question, but like you are only being somehow nice replying to me, I'll answer you: seven, my four "friends" and three friends of the guys.

this is gonna sound soft as fuck but as a guy even i kind of agree with flirting=rape thing but only when its unwanted from one party involved. had a couple of coworkers jokingly flirt with me and they were obese/ugly or both and it felt uncomfortable even though i knew they were only doing it as a joke. sometimes people joke like this but they really mean it and that made me feel like an object to them its a bad feel.

>ts not up to you but up to him if it's flirting
im not really sure what u mean by this, its always up to the guy to determine what flirting is? what if hes the one doing it then what?

> don't dress sexy around your friend prosoects. Don't cuddle or be too cute or close
tbh this isnt gonna stop someone from liking you, but it will certainly help you figure out how much someone does like you and perhaps even why

> this sends mixed signals
this is too much to ask of a woman. they dont know what a mixed signal or maybe even a clear signal, is. even if they did they dont know how to act and will choose to disregard it anyways. which is why im asking what happens when they guy is the one flirting. clearly the woman wont be able to differentiate so it cant be up to her

How are you sure that your drunken mind didnt want it or that you didn't encourage it?

Please be a troll. Please tell me no man ACTUALLY whiteknights this hard.

You are not female.
You are a fat, hairy guy.
Prove me wrong.

Here's a thought: if a drunk woman is asking/begging you to fuck her, just fucking record it! Get proof! You have a fucking phone! At least that way she can't say you raped her just because she was drunk. Might not help, but it sure as shit won't make her seem like some helpless victim nor you some depraved rapist.

Every year there are new 14 year olds joining this board, eager to bust a nut. Does it really surprise you that much?

Yeap they do, but they are natural. For a healthy human one must listen to their inner wants and needs. Sacrificing oneself for the other is noble but destructive to the self and other people sense when you are self destructive. No one wants an unstable person obviously. Everything would be much easier if people would stop acting and start being honest and upfront with each other and themselves alone.

No. Mastering your masculine energies through discipline isn't necessarily suppressing it, it's learning to master the art of directing properly. It's like a fire, if used properly, a strong fire can refine the properties of a material and help to shape it, and if left out to blaze without control, and you could have devastation and pointless destruction. Having urges is fine, but you don't have to have sex nor necessarily try to put your penis in "every wet hole," or get your rocks off every time an urge hits you. It's called having standards, and I'm not just talking about not fucking fatties and uggos, I'm talking about having the freedom and power to admit to yourself that you don't have to actively define yourself by your urges. If you have to try to put your penis in something merely because you deem it "fuckable" or sexy, you have no standards.

The simplest way to explain would be the family man vs the player. The family man devotes his energies to his hobbies, his pursuit of knowledge, self improvement, and meaning and chooses an ideal mate as part of that pursuit of improvement and meaning to his life. He doesn't need to put it in every pretty wet hole, He can have standards as he's more self secure.

The player devotes his hobbies, his interests, and all his pursuit of knowledge and "improvement" is devoted to one thing. The pursuit of the wet hole which the entire meaning of his life is devoted to. He may pursue his "ideal women" but he never keeps them, and even then, he doesn't always choose the wet holes he wants to fuck as much as the opportunity chooses him. He has no control, his entire self worth revolves around whether or not he can keep a steady supply of pussy, and his insecurity will cause him to act out if he's deprived. He can't always afford to have standards for the pussy which opportunity gives him or for himself. Who do you want to be?

Seven men run a train on all your holes then? Fuck, feel bad for you, but that's so hot. I'm hard now. Sorry, girl.

No tits but anons respond.. Wtf

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I absolutely agree. I think I fancy autistic people so much because they usually are incapable of hiding how they feel, even if they express it in inappropriate ways. Incels and OP dont need friends of the opposite sex. They just need self worth

> Be me
> Same situation, but am the guy
> Friend is hot
> Would not say no to sex but never force
> She is best friend I know
> We share very personal stuff
> Sometimes hurts but staying friend

No, not all men are the same. Our penis may sometimes get over, but some men like me can manage

yes, some men are complete pussies like you, and are too afraid to chase what you really want.

They told me they ever tried double vaginal and airtight sex. Funny "friends" I had...

this is sound advice but ill take it one step further, record all potentially important conversations no matter what. if they end up not being important delete them later but hold on to them for a bit because you wont know if you needed it or not for a while. for example if there is going to be a meeting between you and your boss and its kind of important record it. record everything undercover of course and dont let anyone know u have these recordings until you absolutely have to reveal them. it sounds like a psychopathic thing to do but when one of your recordings saves you from jailtime or exhonorates you, you will be thankful that you did it.

airtight? ohhh a cock in every hole, right.

God, and then they wonder why girls never want to date them. And then they probably have an asshole phase because they don't understand girls only want guys who are only kind of an asshole. And then they think they have to be an asshole, right?
Like goddamn attention seeking girls are cringe but so are whiteknight boys that fuel them.

Post your destroyed pussy or you're a lad telling tall tales

c r a z y

Damn skippy!!

So do you think it'll hurt the friendship/she's taken? Otherwise wtf are you doing

I am not saying that men are beasts praying on every single hole out there, but its a fact that you will want to fuck a pretty looking woman or a smart woman or a quirky woman or whatever your ideal woman is. Problem is, many men dont act on it but instead play the friend game and end up losing and getting mad for it while they dont understand they lost from the beginning since there was no chance to win. The female wanted friendship the male wanted more or vise versa. Friendships between the sexes can only work in very specific situations and it has nothing to do with self discipline but rather a plethora of factors as stated by many anons here including the female with her husband for example. A single male attracted to a single female and vise versa cannot be just friends, its a fact.

maybe in your dreams

Go ahead, think what you want. Idiots make this world worse. It's not black or white, sometimes a friend can be gray.

Hot friends are a thing.
> Feel bad for you
> You only have ugly friend

you're a dumb nigger for thinking rape is remotely like flirting. clearly you've no concept of being a normal human, just end it

we fall for larping faggots all the time. what difference does one more make?

And the motherfuckers dont even have the decency to dump real porn! We have a generation of limp dicked peeping toms jerking it to their cousins Instagram pictures now. Some of them have broken the whole damn system and manage to simultaneously have an unhealthy hate for women WHILE being entirely obsessed with them

Never. I actually encourages hot friend with her boyfriend search. I'm happy for her, she deserves it. Great friend to have. I wish everyone to have one like her.

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Checked and agreed

But if a girl post tits, thread got killed because everybody will ask for more pics. The tits or GTFO rule kills every single thread, you can't talk about anything else.

>t. angry incel who has never been flirted on
>calls someone else out for being/not being normie enough
seek mental help ASAP

>double vaginal and airtight sex.
You are my kinda girl. If you enjoyed it and want a second round, you can go to my fraternity and more than 20 fratbros will fuck you like beasts.

lovely

based fratbro. probably wasted as he posted this too lmao

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It has nothing to do with being normie or not
Flirting is flirting. If its done at a place of work your responses to the situation are limited by what is work appropriate. This is why we treat flirting in the work place as sexual harassment. If fat cows are hitting on you record it and take it to hr. You weren't raped and neither was a girl who was only complimented. You were made slightly uncomfortable in a way you have immediate recourse for

You are in clownworld and retarded if you didn't get my point. Watch the news.
Rape is a word, its meaning has changed over time, an acusation from the female or manlet feeling, thinking or otherwise perceiving that they are being raped is all it takes for anyone to assume rape happened. All things being equal, as a retaded girl screaming rape (where there is none) is the same as a male feeling, thinking, or otherwise perceiving that he was being flirted with and given consent to fingerbang some tomboy regardless of the intent.
I dont qualify this shit as anything other than reality im a humanist, people are all stupid faggots

Everybody knows Yea Forums is just one person, newfag.

great pasta.
saved

naw, you're literally just a fucking retard. there's no way you can equate rape to flirting but you couldn't know because you're a lonely fag who's never been flirted with. Enjoy dying alone you dumb nigger lol

I get the joke, so that means I'm a oldfag too. Not sure if good or bad.

>woman receives unwanted flirting at work
>take it to HR
wow super innapropriate we will reprimand this employee immeidately!
>man receives uwnanted flirting at work
>take it to HR
man the fuck up and smash them you pussy wtf bro this is your chance to get your dick wet homie LMAO
>take it to my boss
she says shell do something about it then proceeds to do nothing like always. will probably go on to laugh and make fun of me to other coworkers for bringing something like this up

idk why i keep working here tbh

>nou
>keeps spamming the word nigger
dont you have middle school in like an hour why are you up

no I'm pretty sure rape has the same meaning. People use the words "killing it" and "murder" as descriptions of good things, that does not make murder a good thing. You're actually just a fucking moron and not as intelligent as you believe. guess you're just a weak loser with no redeeming qualities

You're an idiot.

You know you can sue them for that right?
Fucking larping idiots

Women and men are all just a bunch of gold diggers anyway that look past the humanity and consciousness of the actual human being and just concentrate on the status or financial wealth. Women are somewhat more gold diggish, being hypergamous and what not. If only we could achieve the ultimate Presbyterian utopia. Then all mankind and especially the west would improve and its damaging wounds would replenish.

stay mad autismo lol

That's why we have a thing such as manslaughter. And manslaughter is not the same as rape.

it's a shame that even on the internet you're still just a lowT manlet, no matter how much you pretend you'll always be a dumb weak loser lol, seriously, you should honestly consider hanging yourself

How fucking stupid do you have to be..

lol did you even read what you typed? jesus fucking christ you're bad at damage control

Are you crying as you typed this out LOL You poor sad fag, please do everyone a favor and hang yourself

>let me keep projecting all of my problems and insecurities every time i type
>continues to suggest suicide
u need to be in a mental health facility on literal suicide watch at this point. you are outright delusional. thinking that i (or anyone else really) somehow share the same problems that you do is straight up mental

>That's why we have a thing such as manslaughter. And manslaughter is not the same as rape

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>she
Lol, this is a man larping probably. But I do agree that opposite gender friends are a waste of time.

Opposite gender friends are are waste of time, yes. Sorry.

>her

Oh you sweet summerchild.

I'm not saying to play the friendzone game. If you want more than just friends with a girl, then what are you doing trying to be just her friend? That's my question if a guy was was looking to be friends with her for that. That's some pussy shit I've been around women that I've been friends with as they have been part of my friends circle or family circle, and haven't thought about trying to get with them. If they try to make it something more than that, I make it clear where we stand. If you mean that a single person attracted to another single person of the opposite sex can't be just platonic friends, then I agree with you.

I'm sure you believe that lol, you're so mad it's fucking hilarious. yup you got me pinned you mad mad boy

All this larp and no fucking tits.

>PROJECTING!!! HE'S PROJECTING!!
LOL so fucking upset

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this, all other answers are wrong

Whoops I miswrote. Meant to say manslaughter is not the same as murder.

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Whoops I miswrote. Meant to say that manslaughter is not the same as murder. Wrote a little fast. It says a lot about character if you feel so insecure that you tell others to hang themselves. Your very existence is truly the pinnacle of human evolution.

Being friends with a guy who you think would fuck you means he wants to fuck you.

Sounds similar to Murphy's law

Yep thats what I was saying, glad we've reached an agreement. Of course when specific criteria meet, male and female friendship is possible but a single person attracted to another single person cannot be friends and OP clearly experienced that which is why I replied.

tits or http. does no one know the rules anymore?

Ngl I would say "Now's your chance!!" but having been like her (except not hot) I can say there's at the very least a 50/50 chance she will reject you. However, if she's the type that expects the guy to make the first move, then I still wouldn't say go for it because I don't know you or your life.

Yea Forums in a nutshell

Get the fuck outta here faggot

No shit Sherlock, at least half of the people on here do that shit
You're so smart for noticing

"Enforces the fact"
That's a valid and common usage.

>femanon
tits or gtfo

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If it’s typed out properly, not this retarded word salad

Guessing you're like 15

Unironically yes, OP.

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Listen up cunt. I don’t believe you’re a girl, let alone one whom any man would ever want to touch, but just for shits n gigs I figured I’d reply to your sorry ass to simply let you know how fucking retarded and literally homosexual you are.

If there was a god and he ever tried to prove that humanity was his greatest achievement, then you are the proof that he failed and never existed.

You're so cool, I can't believe you were mean to someone online
>Inb4 "haha nice try whiteknight™"

>be me
>lie in the internet
>why?
>sage

>May I have a crumb of attention, or pussy perhaps muhlady?

haven't your parent's told you that lying on the internet is wrong?

Women are so naive. Women and men cant be "just friends". Men know this, why can't women figure this out?

Not the case at all. People on Yea Forums have generally been very civil. But there is a very depraved minority of truly deranged psychopaths.

NO! Not all guys are like that! ONLY the ones, who don't think you are ugly, overweight or annoying.

Men and women can't be friends. Seems like you got a biology lesson.

>Just go on the internet and tell lies?
You think someone would do that?

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I just hate it when two guys just start hurling "BETA!!1!1" and "MANLET!! HAHA GO KILL YOURSELF" "NIGGER KIKE SPIC HAHA" insults
It's not even funny, either, it's just cringey

"enfingers the argument"