"You don't need to wear sunscreen, you just need a base tan."
"energy drinks are bad for you"
>drinks coffee with sugar which is the same thing
"ADHD medication has meth in it, you'll die if you take that user."
What your favorite boomer-isms?
"You don't need to wear sunscreen, you just need a base tan."
John Williams
Dylan Ramirez
How about when they worked with and on computers for years, and yet have trouble setting up any type of account online.
Tyler Roberts
Imagine taking medication because some quack doctor said you had to so you can focus. Enjoy poisoning yourself retard
Aiden Fisher
This, my granddad is always bragging about how he was working with computers before Windows was around, then gets frustrated and mad at me when he can't figure out how to go back a page on the browser
Jordan James
tide pods
Parker Cooper
you only need a good wrench and screwdriver to fix your truck
Bentley Bennett
okay boomer, well I don't want to get in car accidents so I'll find out for myself if it's worth taking.
I hated that to, they'd invalidate a whole generation because of something a unbelievably small amount did. "but tide pods user, my generation never did those" bruh those niggas probably didn't know about tide pods until those news stories broke about it.
Joshua Gomez
Energy drinks are full of chemicals. Coffee is water, caffeine and cane sugar.much better for you. And millenials take way too many meds for made-up bullshit like adhd. When I was a kid, they cured these maladies with a careful regimen of slapping the shit out of you until you acted right.
Austin Powell
>they'd invalidate a whole generation because of something a unbelievably small amount did
Wow. Almost like this thread.
Dumbass.
Jaxon Phillips
my parents are boomers and i have never heard any of these
Sebastian Perez
All you do need is a base tan. What do you think outdoor workers did for millenia before sunscreen? Fucking pussy.
Kayden White
Smeared mud on their skin, dipshit.
People have always avoided sunburns because they hurt.
Jordan Ross
I'm a boomer and I never say any of these things
Logan Scott
ok boomer
Luis Smith
satan trips checked. based and boomerpilled
Carson Torres
Cry harder zoomer. Maybe someone will care.
Julian Jackson
"milk is good for you and it doesnt hurt the animals when we take it"
:(
i love calves
Ian Collins
Enjoy your pathetically weak inferior bones faggot
Josiah Green
u belive that huh? the milkindustry have u in their claws lol
Lincoln Gutierrez
That calcium is good for strong bones?
Well considering that bones are made from calcium, yes
Brody Mitchell
>they died
Benjamin King
Lel.
Exercise is better for bone strength than milk
Dylan Edwards
>implying that exercise is more important than a balanced diet
Isaiah Moore
How can bone strength be increased is not enough calcium is consumed?
Even with exercise retard
Ian Bennett
>pic
Is he holding that garbage can with his foot?
John Harris
Calcium in milk isn't metabolized well. You basically pee it out again. Milk industry's "muh bone juice" is a fad.
There are much better sources.
Cameron Sanders
Chickpeas for one. Milk is shit.
Liam Sanders
"user why are you going to school? When I was your age me and everybody else already had a job."
Doesn't understand that these days you need a degree to compete in this shit economy.
Camden Gonzalez
Yeah I’m not going to kill myself over a 30% calcium loss, honestly a 60% bioavailability is pretty good in terms of things
Christopher Garcia
needing a degree is a millennial fallacy, it only applies if youre a fucking sperg dumbass
Andrew Ramirez
>energy drinks have sugar therefore making coffee and putting some in is the same thing
how the fuck are you comparing like 2 teaspoons of sugar to like 10 times as that? Actually why are you pretending your precious seamen isn't laced with all sorta of other shit?
Kayden Perry
being
this
> AZN
Oliver Nguyen
Spotted the boomer. The satan boomer
Jeremiah Ortiz
Parker Lee
>water, caffeine and cane sugar aren't chemicals
I have bad news for you.