Secrets thread - Get it off you chest user

While taking pictures of my wifes friend, i stuck a shoehorn in her pussy to better be able to take pictures of her hole. Was hard to hold the DSLr with one hand and opening the pussy with the other. But never washed the shoehorn, so now i smile everytime i have to use it, knowing where it has been.

I spanked one off once to Arlene. She's...she's Garfield's girlfriend.

I voted for Evan McMullin because I felt too principled to vote for Donald Trump, but then secretly celebrated when Hillary lost.

my fetishes contradict themselves
>monstergirls & feet
>hate dom stuff
>monstergirls is femdom & they don't have human feet most of the time
>feet is like 99% femdom
fuck this

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I fantasize about eating two of my Aunt’s asses. One of them I want to fuck in the ass and have hot dirty sex anal with and the other one I want to creampie her pussy while she can’t help but moan. I think one of them is attracted to me.

Also my Grandmother is a total GILF and I am not close with that side of the family and barely see her. I was over their house and she was taking her blood pressure and I said I wanted to check mine but I had a long sleeve shirt on and she said I should take my shirt off. I said no, and she was jokingly saying take it off! Then I was trying to roll up my sleeves she came up behind me and lifted my shirt up. I turned around and let her take my shirt off and she looked so turned on at the sight of my body. She probably hasn’t seen an athletic young man’s build since she was in high school. While she was lifting my shirt up she grazed her hands against my body a bit. After that I started thinking about fucking her sometimes as she keeps in shape and has a nice body and looks great for her age. Nice plump butt and good calves.

i've had sex with more women since i've been married than before

share with the group

Ive jerked off nudes of my sister in law i got last time she visited, she has great tits

same, all whores, but still...

again, share with the group user!

I'm falling for a lesbian who is my best friend. I'm a guy

lol same

Do you mean literally? Are you paying to have sex with prostitutes while you have a wife at home?

it keeps the mariage going, everytime wife is out of town i rent a hotel room and rent a few whores i can take pics of. just something i have to get out of my system a few times a year apparently.

yes

I’m a super straight cis male who’s into bodybuilding, lifting, some sports, video games but I get off to traps sometimes and have recently contemplated being in a open relationship with a mtf or fwd

Nah, I'm scared she might see this thread and I'd get caught.

Why risk all this when you can just save the pictures or find her Instagram?

fair enough if she browses Yea Forums

user here again, Forgot to mention I have a huge older sister complex despite not having any siblings and if I had an older sister I would definitely let her spoil me and I would probably pursue her in the hope for sex (even if shes blood related)

dont be afraid bro, post and delate after

whenever i'm in a country where it is legal and regulated

i've fucked a german, spaniard, pole, venezuelan, and an american chick. i even fucked some ukranian chick on my anniversary trip when my wife passed out drunk. i went out and fucked a whore in the ass/pussy/mouth and then went back to the room and showered before going to bed. my wife fucked me the next morning lol.

I still haven't moved on from my first gf who openly cheated on me before i eventually cut her out of my life

Found a few amateur pics my stepmom took awhile back. Can't stop jerking to them.

It's just a fantasy, user. Actually having a sister, being raised with her from birth, you get so used to each other in a family environment, before either of you are sexually developed, that you just aren't attracted to each other (unless you're abnormal). It's called the Westermarck Effect.

if mine ever cheat on me i am going to fuck all the whores i can find raw, go home and fuck her. Hoping she will catch something from me.

Ah, but wouldn't the prostitutes make you wear a condom?

some of them allow raw, i am pretty sure those must have some nasty shit

I’m probably Abnormal, I had some sexual experiences with my cousin who was like a sister to me (we hung out and slept over at each other’s houses like every other day) and kept having external stimulation experiences up until middle school

I might sound like a cretin for knowing this/pointing this out, but cousin marriage is legal in many places, including several states in America, and even first cousins have only marginal more risk of birth defects than a stranger off the street.

I've been trying to spend more time with my GFs daughter now that I know she's wearing panties loaded with my cum. I can't wait until she goes her laundry again so I can load up all her clean ones.

Every 2 or 3 months i buy a gram of coke and spend the whole night watching poppers training videos, sniff poppers and on every 5th hit i do a line. Tonight was one of those nights. It's morning now and i spent the whole night looking at gay porn and playing with my limp cokedick. It was great

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I cummed on my employee lip balm. She left it on her desk. Before she came back I took it to the restroom and I busted a nut inside then cleaned a little bit for her not to suspect anything. She left without using it in front of me. Today she didn't brought it, she was off this weekend I wonder if she use it and it smelled or something, most likely she was confused and though it was no good anymore and trow it in the trash or something lol. Any similar experiences?

I’m not romantically attracted to her but I’m pretty sure if I had a sister I could openly date her. despite how taboo it may seem

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Top kek. I'm a stronger man than you... But I'm just one bad day away from madness. Those LIPS on that cat she those bedroom eyes... Oh no I'm losing the battle

It's the gap, man. You could put it between her teeth...

I have been killing people since I was a young man, and it is exhausting not knowing when I will be caught.

Wow one whole gram don't get crazy or anyting

fucked my sister. big age gap.

And you KNOW Garfield's fat ass ain't throwing good enough dick like her fine ass deserves KEEKK

Called the cops on Javier and they told me it was nothing to worry about

One night my girlfriend babysat her 8yo neighbor that I knew had been molested a lot by several men. The three of us cuddled on the couch to watch a movie, my gf fell asleep, and I got the girl to give me a bj. Best one I have ever had.

How big of a gap?

fucking kek

10+

- or +

I'm not sure. She's not necessarily drawn to scale. But I'm not very well-endowed either, so I think I'd fit.

i jerk off to my roommate when she takes dick daily, and when shes not home ill jerk off in her bed wearing her panties

+

MACRI LA RRRE CONCHA DE TU MADREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

i know it's a lot but doing coke and playing with my limp dicklet for BBC makes me feel so good. also leftover coke doesn't exist

That's nothing, man. I've done an ounce, ounce and a half on a couple of wild nights out on the bay.

Greentext pls

Whitecastle murderer maybe. Who wants him?

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I still crave being fucked and abused by a cop or 2, having them tie a condom on my cock beforehand to see how much I fill it so I don't cum on them

I fantasise about getting all my exes in one room and beat them to death with my own hands and then rape their corpses...even thinking about it gets me rock hard

Are you an aussie? Cos if so I'd like to fuck you.

Took a break but I'm back. I'm the dude who has spent almost every night for the past two years in restraints. Not every night and not always the full set but at least some combination of them. I have a camera on a tripod to take the photos (or have my phone on my hand)

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I have came into my own mouth by sucking my own dick did not swallow

I got a bunch of google home minis for $2 each by contacting an anonymous russian man over discord and paying him in shekels

Sounds fun. Why no intercourse? Sounds like it would be hard to avoid.

Fingered my sisters asshole near my family...

My age at the time: 17
My sisters age at the time:14

So basically we were going to California for the weekend and we went to a truck stop to rest up and my mom and dad fell asleep while my sister was already cozy and snuggled up next to me. I had my hand around her and I decided to place it near her ass and took her hand and rubbed it against my dick, I felt her move and shift while I did so and I felt her squeeze on my dick a little... It was crazy, so I pulled down her pants and circled the rim of her sweet soft asshole. She looks up at me and just let's me keep going and eventually I get really horny and grab her by the hair and take her head down to my cock, it was all going to plan and then I licked my finger and shoved it right down her tight little hole, she yelped and choked on my cock but luckily my parents are hard sleepers, and I feel her asshole tighten around my finger and take my dick deeper into her throat until we both cum at the same time, she swipes my cum up with her fingers and fingers her own ass with it and I was just freaking out... And ever since that trip every now and then she'll sit on my lap and bounce up and down my dick, I'm so lucky to have her as my sister because her asshole is so tight and smooth, and it tastes amazing and I love it when she sits on my face.

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I remember you. Was it for medical reasons or a fetish or what?

Provide more detail.

clearly you have never experienced the thrill of jacking off furtively in an office

can you cum from anal?

he used to claim it was his foster family doing it, now he claims fetish/feeling secure

Uh honestly both?
I think there is a sexual component but there's also a relaxing factor. I think of them at this point like an extreme version of a weighted blanket

this isn't true? foster family? I wasn't adopted or well taken away at any point lol.

fongered in the back of moms car huh?

Maybe it was another guy in restraints.

with clitorial stimulation. that's on average. The first woman I fucked in the ass could cum from anal because she said it felt heavenly but I didn't fuck her ass long enough. The second rubbed her clit and came. My thoughts is most fall in the latter. Not enough nerve endings there. Other research shows a lack of evidence for anal orgasms.

Could be, I've been posting off and on here in these threads awhile though

I wish my gf didnt buy into the whole nb/agender thing sometimes
I love her and all, but its something thats hard to wrap my head around

Were you aroused?

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I think it was more of an internal sexual feeling yeah, but I wasn't jerking off to it and nowadays there's no fetish feeling towards it

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I haven’t had sex with my wife in months. A few months ago, I was sending pics back and forth with another married woman that I’ve always had a thing for. We haven’t spoken since we did that, but I’ll drop in on her FB when she posts a provocative pic and I’ll love it, and she’ll do the same. I’ll post pics of me at the gym with an obvious buldge and she always loves them. My wife doesn’t suspect anything, but if I ever get the chance I’m going to fucking murder this woman’s pussy.

Wait, how do you even get out of that? Even your hands are tied up.

I picture my mom as a cum and piss slut for friends and strangers. She's a 67 years old widow so I can only imagine how strongly she craves cock.

i jack off....

it depends.

If I'm put in them by somebody else then I have to wait til the other person lets me out. If I put myself in them (which is the majority way I do it) then what you can't see in the photos is on both wrists I have a magnetic key attached to a small little strap. Once you undo the wrists, getting out of the rest is pretty easy. Not the easiest thing to do of course but it's possible. When I first did this it was taking me about 20 minutes or so to actually do it all up, now it's about a little less than half, and way less to undo it.

If you love your wife its not worth it man
The more you engage in this behavior the more its gonna fuck your brain

Catfished for years before I got a gf, havent been able to drop the habit the time we've been together and the regret just keeps pilling up.

Talk to your wife and be real with your needs, try to make her feel special because thats what gets girls horny

Too scared to break up with my gf of 5 years
Already kissed passionately with another girl who i developed feelings for
She had feelings for me then but im not sure now
Nothing really wrong with our relationship other than we havent had sex in 2 years
Im under 30 years old still

I'm a professor of psychiatry, and that thing doctors aren't supposed to do with their lady patients...I do it.

what exactly does a professor of psychiatry do? Also I feel like a professor wouldn't really come here but I don't know maybe

i almost fuck my cousin.
i touched her pussy, no penetration
months later her father raped her. now he is in prison
i feel so bad for her

I run a specialized hotel and a telephone service which provide gentlemen with the company of a
young lady for a short while.

Steven, get off of Yea Forums and go to bed lmao

So I’m actually genuinely a piece of shit. I cheated on my wife a few years ago with a coworker “who also was a coworker of the girl I’m talking to now”. This girl was telling me “no wonder Kate fucked you, your big dick is perfect”. They’re feeding into my ego, but I love it. I fell out of love with my wife years ago, but I’ve got kids with her and logistically speaking it’s not worth divorcing “I make way more than her, like 3-4 times.. she’d take my ass to the cleaners with alimony and child support”. I paid for couples counseling but got nowhere. She doesn’t have an interest in anything I do, she’s boring in bed, her family is a bunch of ultra conservative twat waffles, she’s becoming more lazy, I hold animosity towards her for making my oldest fat. Not sure if this is repairable. I’d rather just go bury my cock in some strange to keep my sanity.

I've jerked off at someone's job.

What's with all the unnecessary quotation marks?

I masturbate daily

It's ok mate, romantic love is a lie

I fucked my coworker in my break room at a busy emergency dept. right after we finished, security walked in to eat lunch at the table where her pussy was just leaking mine and her cum

Sick fuck

I can't imagine being this pathetic and stupid. Two years in your twenties?! GET THE FUCK OUT. What a waste of time and energy. I'd give her the same fuckin advice.

I see
That certainly makes matters more complicated
Its hard to find the will to try when your partner wont reciprocate,
Sounds like your cheating out of emotional needs rather than physical ones.
Tough call man, i cant see what has happened on your end to potentially lead to this route, but it sounds painfully difficult to fix if your wife wont support you

The Virgin Wanker

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The Chad Breaker

Why?! Why are you people on here instead of in a fuckin divorce lawyers office?! It doesn't matter WHO is unattracted to who at this point. If it's been MONTHS get the FUCK OUT. COWARDS!

34 here. Haven't had sex with my gf for four years.

Im pretty sure shes fucking someone else for the last two years...sorry mate

So this story starts obvious but hear me out -

About 5 years ago, before going to bed my sister and I would hang in my room and watch shit on youtube, or she'd watch me play video games and we'd get high and just laugh at shit, and at one point she began getting home late and drunk all the time, and she'd come down and we'd do our thing, but she began getting really touchy, and a few times we ended up making out. I got comfortable with it after a couple times, and one night it seemed like it was about to happen again, so on a whim I stealthily set up a camera to catch it happening, and to my surprise she was so drunk and being so affectionate she pulled my dick out, and we ended up fucking on camera without her being aware.

Fast forward a few days, I posted the video on Motherless naively, not thinking a lot of it at the time. Fast forward about 4 months, I was at my best friends house one night, we were getting high and just shooting the shit and talking about our lives, and the convo got to a point where he confided in me that he had seen the video of my sister and I on motherless and recognized us.

The next morning, I deleted it out of fear someone else would find it, or word would get around. It got reposted a couple times over a few months, but the site always agreed to remove it for me luckily, I just told them I'd get a lawyer involved if they didn't, and it would always disappear immediately.

Careful what you post, yo.

WTF! You're not even MARRIED and understandably reluctant because of the financial devastation that is inevitable in divorce?! Why?!

its more the likelihood of her killing herself.

So fucking let her. Absurd. Why are you letting her waste your life if she is so weak she can't handle her own. Talk about cutting dead weight...

My save a ho brother got yoked down by a miserable bitch like that: "if you leave me I'll kill myself!" Why is she so special she should be allowed to ruin your life?

you lead an interesting life where you'll live with somebody for a decade and not care if they kill themselves

I hope there are hidden cameras...

I'm sexually attracted to young teens (roughly aged 14-16), and I hate the fact that I am attracted to them. I would never have sex with an underage girl in real life though. I honestly love children non-sexually, and I hope that in the future, I can have a kid of my own and become a loving father who can set a good example for him/her. But whenever I'm at work, I'll sometimes catch myself subconsciously doing a double-take on a high school girl who is passing by me, and I always feel so guilty and sick to my stomach after I catch myself doing this.

I want to know why I find these girls attractive, and if there is any way that I can stop being attracted to them. I just want to be a normal human being (or, at least, as normal as I can be, considering that I'm currently on Yea Forums).

Details

Was she this weak and useless the entire decade?

Dumb question. I'm sure she was.

Make it a double suicide. You're both the exact same. You guys can listen to The Black Parade and cut your own throats as soon as choir comes in. Fucking wastes.

Live your life, or don't. You only get one. She's given up on hers and you have as well, only difference is you can see the door out and you're not walking through it.

you can make that choice when you are in that situation user, I'm pretty happy with my path.

About 8 years ago my childhood best friend came to stay my old apartment with my ex and me for the weekend. We ended up staying up drinking into the late hours when my cousin (also my old neighbor) called to ask me to open his apartment because he locked himself out. I stayed and talked/drank some more for a little over half an hour. I tried to sneak back in quietly when I cracked the door I could see her head bobbing up and down on his lap. I had no idea what to fucking do, I felt betrayed. Shamefully I just snuck in and snuck into the hallway and masturbated while watching. About a month later he asked to stay again and I of course said it would be okay, I sat them both down and explained what I saw, we were all very confused but one thing led to another and she had the weekend off so they spent the whole weekend fucking in our bed. I would watch and masturbate when I was home but they fucked nearly all day every day from Friday to Monday. Only leaving the bed to use the restroom as I brought them meals and snacks so they could keep going. I enjoyed it then but I heavily regret it now.

I fucked a dead racoon when I was a kid.

Are you?! Christ. Amazing.

Lost some guys in Afghanistan. Since we've been out lost a few more. One to leukemia. One to an awful traffic accident.

I think about them, laughing and full of vitality, now dead, and you pathetic half-life scum still "living" and it breaks my heart. Not their deaths. We all gotta go and they lived hard and well before they died. It's the refusal to live, like you, that I can't comprehend.

did it break your relationship ?

who said I was refusing to live? I'm talking about a temporary situation with one aspect of my life. There's a lot more outside of that.

Just to clarify, you're calling four years without sex when you're in an exclusive relationship with a woman you live with a "temporary situation".

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I never said I'd gone four years without sex, just without sex with her.

My ex fiance has destroyed my desire to live. To borrow and paraphrase a quote; "I live, but only because of my programing, and I lack the constitution for suicide."

She fucked my oldest friend and ruined that friendship and our relationship all at once. Six years of building a life together, a future, all gone. It's been four years and the pain never stops burning. I don't think I'll ever be truly over this. Nothing helps, I've been on dates, I've done my best to stay busy but the pain, the gnawing void never goes away for long. I'm lost.

Oh you fuckin dipshit, that's kind of an important piece of fuckin information. If it's without WahWah McCuttmyselfs consent then she'll kill herself when (not if) she finds out, and you're a piece of shit for cheating on her.

If it is with her consent, because she realized she has no drive and shouldn't deprive you of a basic human need and let's you go and play now and then but you still enjoy each other's company, well alright. Based relationship.

I can't deal with you anymore user. Gotta go work. I'd wish you luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it.

ATTENTION OTHER LIFECUCKS. THIS IS YOUR WAKE UO CALL. IF THEY HAVEN'T FUCKED YOU IN THREE MONTHS, YOUR RELATIONSHIP HAS FAILED. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. LIVE YOUR LIFE BEFORE YOU'RE DEAD.

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I must take viagra in order to fuck...

I recommend travel and nature. Being in mountains or the desert under stars really puts your problems in perspective in the uncaring maw of the universe.

Bonus: if you kill yourself you'll feed something rad like a coyote or wolf.

Here's a green text
>Friend decides to move back into town over the winter
>Asks if he can stay at my place for at the very least one week and one month at the most
>Decide fuck it and say yes
>Ex was still living with her parents but would spend the night at my place with me nearly every night
>She got laid off for the winter months but was collecting some form of unemployment so she still would give me half the rent up front
>They begin fucking everyday
>She said she loved it when I came to watching him cum in her mouth or on her face and wished I would swap it with her during a kiss though I never did
>She would call it her great white sperm whale it was nearly twice the length of my dick and very girthy
>Eventually I realized he wasn't looking for a job or a place and just wanted to fuck my girl
>The day I decide to confront him to kick him out she tells me that she's pregnant with his kid
>I only dated her for about 8 months or so but I kicked them both out and never spoke to them again
>Heard about them from a mutual friend about a week ago and they're apparently married but having serious monetary problems
>I married my dream girl later and would never even think about this fuck shit again
That's it. Lost a childhood friend which kind of sucked but it was my own fault and life went on any way.

The reason for the attraction is the taboo factor, you're not supposed to look so that rebellious temptation exists. If underage was less than 21 you'd look at 19 year olds.

How you move forward from this is now down to you.

damn, i dont know how you let him fuck him for so long - but he was never a good friend in the first place, and neither was she - so you didn't lose much. Remember the first time they started while you were out. No friend would have done that to you, and no girl that was wife material would have either.
Good that you found someone else, how old were you all back then and now ?

Of course a professor would confesser to undress-er this is the open seas, where minds can run free of societies constraints. Liberating huh?

Oops

You could just move to a 16 Age of Consent state, so you at least stay out of prison. There are actually quite a few.

I don't want to die, but I don't feel alive. It's petty I know but I'd like to make her suffer for what she did. I want her to feel what I feel, but it's impossible and pointless. So I do nothing.

Forced her to give me head. She’s still in hs

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my gf and i just spent 2 hours sending her nudes to a guy with a chode, teasing him and ended with a clip of us fucking.

story for both you and her dad. how old is she and what does she look like?

We were in our early twenties, this was ten years ago. Honestly, I mind of thought it was hot at first but the longer it went on and the more into me watching she got the less I wanted any part of it. Thanks, user. My wife and I our very happy and honestly life before her seems like a big blur.

Uhh let my dog lick my dick while I was beating it one time well like not really let they got up on the bed when I wasn’t looking and uhh my dog raped me

but what do they do

Understandable. But she can't suffer if she doesn't have a heart. And frankly, I don't know her side of the story. Do you weep after sex? Are you a broke druggie? Look at yourself too: DID you give her a reason to leave? If not, no worries, then to hell with her.

It's a cliche but it's true: the best revenge is living well. Get out under the stars. Get perspective. Buckle down at work. Find an extracurricular activity. Break your brain's cycle of depression chemicals.

So, in other words, it is likely just an attraction to breaking social norms?

That does make a lot of sense, considering that I was often alone as a child, which caused me to become socially awkard at an early age. I've always despised social norms because I used to have a hard time understanding them. Within the past two or three years, I forced myself to interact with people so that I could learn how to not be a social retard or not allow my anxiety to get the best of me. I'm now a fully functioning member of society with lots of friends and confidence, but I still have that disdain towards society. Maybe I've manifested some of this disdain into sexual arousal.

Femanon here. I'm a feminist, but only get off when men got rough on me and use me has a toy. Hard to explain.

you just explained it. it seemed pretty straightforward.

Being unashamed of your sexuality, being in tune with what gets you off, and being unabashedly able to express that to a sex partner is about as real as feminism gets. Consensual roughness is primal and hot as fuck. More should take a page from you instead of spewing hate for cis people.

When the line is too long at quiznos, we put the raw chiken dirrectly in the sandwich, without boiling them, in order to proceed faster.

Huh...
See, I knew that there was such things as a Romeo and Juliet Clause because I dated a 16 y/o back whenever I was 19, but I didn't know that there were actually states that had the age of consent set to 16.

That's fowl.

So you've ALWAYS been a kid fucking piece of shit unable to attract women of an appropriate age and maturity level; got it.

Ah, crap, that was too harsh. Sorry user, let me try again

You acknowledge it's wrong, unlike most of the monsters down here in the sewers of the internet. That's a good step. Can you legally talk to a therapist without them reporting you since you haven't acted on it, you want it to stop, and I hope to God you don't have pizza on your comp?

Today I just randomly thought about my best friend who died when we were 10. He should be 26 next week.

Feel like crying right now imagining how life would be like if he were still alive. I imagine I won't be a depressed lonely fucktard that only makes friends online cause I'm scared of going to another best friend's funeral.

Married 8 yrs now. girl from work down to fuck and I'm thinking of risking it all.

I am God and so can you.

My best friend forever died when we were 17, but that's the story of my life. I will never forget him ;_;

Would love to see my friend become my sex slave. I'd mind break and use her til she's an obedient little fuck toy wearing the tattered and cum stained remains of her dress

Aight kiddos sit down, Grandpa user is about to tell a story.

>be me
>15 at the time
>me and 3 mates are walking around the street on a mix of drinks and weed at like 2am
>walking around our school when we find 2 guys fucking around
>approach them
>they're chill
>decide to hang out with them
>we go on the roof of the gym
>really fucking high
>one of the other 2 guys dares the other to jump off
>hellnaw.mp3
>dont worry I'll catch you
>hellyee.mp3
>us being fucked up thought he would catch him
>we go down aswell for a better angle
>he stands up and fucking jumps with no warning
>the other guy has no chance to even stop the impact and the other guy fucking headbutts him
>outcold.mp4
>me and my friends are freaking out
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>we book it back to one of my friends house
>promised to never tell anyone
>never saw either of those guys again
>never heard about anyone being found knocked out cold at the school
>never told anyone
>ISeeThisAsAnAbsoluteWin.mp3

No you haven't, you fapped to her many times and wish you could fuck her.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Oh really? What's the phone number...?

Dude, that's chilling.

Got my wifes friend drunk enough to convince her to model for me. Hoped to see her in underwear, but ended up seeing everyting.
Fap material for life secured.

wickr: bigboot99 if interested in story or pics/vids

I get off sharing this stuck up milf bitch. This upscale bitch would be so fucking humiliated and ashamed that you are seeing her naked and getting fucked and taking loads to her face. Enjoy! Want more I'm sunnymanner on kik

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I was a pretty perverted kid. Have stories if anyone's interested. Just a heads up, but these are solo ventures. I didn't have the opportunity to do much with anyone until I was older.

I also lost my best friend at 17. This was back in 2015. He was an online friend, lived all across the planet from me but we met on a dumb video game when we were 9. Literally talked about everything and played video games everyday. I miss him so much.

Anyone enjoying this bitch?

She's too ugly to enjoy, but that's just me.

Nice. I have fucked both of my sister-in-laws, and my wife knows.

She didn't say that. She didn't say any of that. She only said she liked rough sex. If it's hard to explain, she probably doesn't even know how to ask for it without risk, much less feel comfortable about it. I could be wrong though, and honestly, I hope I am. Sexual liberation is a very attractive quality in any person, and highly rewarding. Still, I just feel like you're inferring quite a lot from quite little.

Lawsuit, coming right up!

>She’s still in hs
which class?

She's hot. Great rack