Well...

Well, about 3 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to get about 70 million dollars from the Pepsi merchandiser who sodomized me with a Coca-Cola ™ 2L bottle. After a series of lawyer shit.. It's settled. I am one of the wealthiest posters on Yea Forums. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right? Get quads and receive $20,000.

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Other urls found in this thread:

venmo.com/code?user_id=2714921372483584671
paypal.me/curiouserandcuriouse
paypal.me/larsourer
venmo.com/code?user_id=2460723397525504752
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

well then, cmon quads

Rolling for new dirt bike

cool

bummer

Cash with timestamp

getting close?

Kek. Thanks for this OP

Dumb roll

yes

Because fuck the IRS

roll

Please let it be me

Roll

Rolling for a bed. Sleeping in the floor right now. :(

Rock n roll

riggity roll

Blah

how about 10k for these dubs

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Rolling for Money that I will not receive

smooth

My dream is to have a castle

shut the fuck up faggot

Roll for wealth

Quad

I can’t wait for some lucky motherfucker to get quads, not even for the money

Best version

Probably a poser but I wanna see who gets quads first

rolling for college

roll for keks

shit tier bait thread, it's been seen before

rollin for my own Wendy's franchise

Why not

ROLL IT

you faggots aren't even gunna check muh dubs?

If dubs, keep it and I'll fuck a 2 litre

Reroll

...

"get dubs get $20,000"

Reroll

If I see one more Glass licker with dub nubs im going to pull an arabia

Quads

Postttttt

Der Kommissar is in town

Dubs

Roll for new clothes and paid sex.

PayPal.me/otagtac

baby

Your script broke
Reroll

Rollerino

Why are we here, just to suffer?

go

Buying gf

Kill me

Roll for new car

Quads gib monie

Roll

...

oks

"trips" and 5k?

quads check em

I would have fucked the 2 litre
Wasted dubs

This thread will die in -15 seconds

ROLLING!

quads my dick

Pls god

give me

Yeah right

haha, man I fucking hate black people!!

lol my ass

Or yours, whatever.

Roll

faggot

Put the bottle back. And check'em.

Can you send it to my paypal?
[email protected]

Rolling for quads...thx internet stranger.

Roll

Fuck it. Roll

fag

Rollerino!

just give it to me already

I'll take money now

Do you find yourself shoving bottles up your ass? You know, as I reminder of better days.

did he just like, grab a bottle from the competition's display?

was he carrying a coke bottle around?

did he think it would throw suspicion off of "the Pepsi guy"?

this is fascinating.

what's the story behind the glass bottle in the pic?
did it happen to you again??

Swiggity swooty bill cosbys coming for your booty

>get

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There’s no way OP will deliver to these quads

okay. I'll do it

QIADS

quads

OP wont deliver

Roll for new gf

PayPal.me/otagtac

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close

Roll

oh lawd

That's a beer bottle.
You're fulla shit.

roll

Rollan for some druqs and prostitutes

trips

Sounds legit

Roll

OP won't deliver

rolling for money that does not exist

This doesn’t ain’t real regardless, I must roll

Quads easy

trips 999

i just wanna go to a concert

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NIce, I did one of these awhile ago!
I took a procedurally-generated image of a 20-ish woman and got these donkeys to roll for quads to get non-existent nudes of my "Bitch ex gf"

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roll even though OP wont deliver

trips 111

reroll

Im just a crazy but sane veteran! Why am i overqualified for most every job beside washing motorcycles for Harley Davidson and selling shoes?

venmo.com/code?user_id=2714921372483584671

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Rollin

rollio

quads 2222

Rollin

>winrar

broooooooooooooooooooooo
>get

Rolling

rolling

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fake and gay

wat

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Roll

Dude fucking post your venmo and shit bro

Not gonna get anything

2345

no

I know. doing this for fun

triples 444

If he won't take it I will

paypal.me/curiouserandcuriouse

btw i'll get quads now.

oh just now

i mean, now.

Fuck it

555

Oh my God I totally believe this thread and it's amazing I'm about to win the lottery

WinRAR fags

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666

Quads... GET!!!

NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

777

aight bet

Imagine winning but you're too fucking stupid to PUT ANY contact info in your post.

Jizzy

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888

roll im pooer

2999/3000

are you fucking SERIOUS

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Roll

Quadorinos

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Put another one in your ass faggot

roll
paypal.me/larsourer

111

Let's go Chicago

Mmmmhm, get quads I must

Fuel ketamine addiction I will

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Lol why not

Roll

Rerolllllll

Sup

I roll

Skerrrrrt

Rollerino

check the quads

Damn that would be sweet

Reroll

roll

Rollll

Reroll?

Rolll

Holy Shit

You've posted this thread several times over the past year, and every time it starts with "three months ago." You're full of shit OP, find something better to do.

reroll for 3456

new truck fucker

Fag

555

let it roll

Grats on winning your court case

Peep the quads

off by 1

how about a 777

Yo!

let’s get them quads

Yo what in the actual fuck

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Saquads 4444

888

timestamp with actual xray of fuck off you lying nigger.

I could really use the money, bless me op

Calfs 9999

999/000

Giving it a try

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new car

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me

Quads for a bait thread. YUSS

quads boiz

rolling.

email me op [email protected]

lets test this shit

Yer

Roll

quads 4444

just my luck no quads

Ni

post like this are way too good to be true

if i get quads email me at [email protected]

fuck re roll

Riiiiiiiiight

Roll

haha

We can discuss payment on kik @abrasumente69

Rolling to move outta my fuccin parents house

rolling to pay my fucking bills

Can I please have a bitcoin?

nice

Ayo dude, gotta say, you're doing God's work.
Still though, kill yourself bro.
Or get a better hobby fuck.

Quads

we will see someone already rolled quads and we have not heard from op

Fuck

roll

plz 5555

55555

i would give 5k of my 20k to charity then the rest would go to bills

I hope I get the quads just so nobody else can. I don't want the money.

nice stretched anus fag

someone already got it

check 'em

i want an autopsy body simulation mannequin/prorp, its 2k

Looks like that probably will leave a mark.

not 5555 get get get

FUCK

GET

GIVE ME THE MONEY PLEASE

GET

Rawlin

GETTT

Just shows how our greedy ass are still rolling

Roll

I WANT TO DIE. I WANT TO DIE. FUCK ME FUCK ME

Money time

Haha you must have the worst luck in the world

faggot.
you didnt put any contact info
also op probably wont deliver anyway
but jesus buddy

sqquads 4444

quads me daddy

qqqquads

OP probably said just this and left once that quad was rolled

FAKE & GAY & FAKE & GAY & FAKE & GAY & FAKE & GAY & GAY & GAY

Fine, I'll bite

ok retard

Roll

the crazy son of a bitch did it

Roll

Quaddddd

Quad squad checking in.

I’ll take the money and drain the swamp

Rrrrrolin

quads 8888

rip

Fake and gay, show us dosh with a timestamp if you're for real.

fuck it, why not. J

>inb4 no stoodent lons

looking for a solid

Roll

Niggatinydick

I wish this story was true so bad, just to think some dude got raped with a coke bottle is funny af.

Quadsss

I'm feelin it

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Sure why not

I mean, if OP shows back up and asks for info on where to send it, I'll believe it.

Roll

rolllll

Aight let's roll for it

SC: a_wholesomeboi

fake or not
I'll give it a go =(

cashhhh

pls tho

Bet

YEEEE

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Might as well roll

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let's get this shmoney

fuck me dude

nice. alpha as fuck way to GET

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Y not

NICE this deserves 1k

Yer

Roll time.

College fees pls

Maybe?

ROLL

rolling

rollin faggot

Rolling

Pretty sure this is bait. But in case it's not, here's my bitcoin address:
bc1q3zuxxjwea630kglr
qajqhqqntyvv8tdgl5ws9l

Why the heck not, lets go quads. Contact: [email protected]

Impossible

Made me KEK
feelsgoodman.jpg

Pls quads rich user-sama

Reroll for a 9999

rolling

welp I didn't leave any contact info. Good thing thing this thread isn't real anyway.

Rolling

Let's go

venmo.com/code?user_id=2460723397525504752

Rolling boys let's go

wow 3 dubs in a row. Impressive

Come on quads !