What's the best life advice you got user ?

what's the best life advice you got user ?

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Always try as hard as you can.
Never give up.

True friends will never do anything intentional to hurt or embarrass you.
True friends >> more friends.

dont be gay

In the story of you, you are the editor.

Also, never stick your dick anywhere you wouldn't stick your tongue.

Only bank on yourself no one truly cares about you

Bareback always and cheat if possible

Don't ever complain about people you don't intend to tell them in person.

dont drop an impact gun on your pinky toe on a monday

never use rubber always creampie

Knowledge is the only true power. Knowledge is understanding and when you understand something completely compassion is born.
The only true display of power is compassion anything else is false.
Learn this fact and your life will be easy. Your welcome.

Wanna talk about it user?

not much to say I just dropped it on my pinky toe and now it's in pain.. I hope it's not broken

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What drive gun was it?

Never marry.

Every thing you do matters

If she says "hit it raw daddy" make sure to finish inside her

I came here to say this too. It's a HUGE SCAM

i like this one.

BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WANNA GET THE GOVERNMENT INVOLVED

If you can't afford a new Volvo then you can't afford a used one.
My dad told me that one but it probably applies to a lot of cars

Take care of your teeth

some giant ass electric one that a coworker has like pic related.. he leaves it standing up on the battery and I was fucking with a tangled air hose.. it caught it and pulled it off the table.. metal tip landed square on my pinky toe.. rest in peace

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some times the only way out is through.

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I always do

>six kids by four different women later and I still have no regrets

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Funny but way too broad.
I buy used shit cars for 800 bucks, drive them for a year or two then scrap them for 400.
If you can't afford $400 every year or two then I don't know what to tell you.

never get serious about anyone until you've seen them sick, struggle emotionally or financially, lose a loved one and travelled to a foreign country with them (or a combination). How they respond at the worst of times is what you'll be dealing with for the rest of your life

Confidence is the key to fucking everything. And to fucking everything.

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If you get the chance to do this, do it

>travelled to a foreign country
Can confirm. 20 minutes after we landed and the shitshow began.