This girl I met a while back texted me and thinks i'm someone else. Dubs gets to choose the response

This girl I met a while back texted me and thinks i'm someone else. Dubs gets to choose the response

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"I'm a huge faggot and want you to peg me"

Bump

Remember that time at the family reunion when I hit that homerun and then caught it?

Reply with dick pic fuck this story shit send dick pic now

Trips of truth

Tripssss

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Hypothetically, if we were like skydiving and you were strapped on my back and the air took off all of our clothes.. And I don't know you pulled on my dick instead of the parachute before we hit the ground... Would you been down to kiss in the afterlife?

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“wanna fuck?”

SECONDED

I'm an emotional cripple and I allow internet strangers to tell me what to say.

THIS

How hairy is your asshole? Can you send me a pic?

winrar

WINNER WINNER

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also winrar

Omgg he's about the end this mans career

Winner winner chicken dinner nigger.

another damn winrar

roll for this

JESUS CHRIST THIS THREAD IS BLESSED

Trips op must deliver

Waiting for response first. Will still honor the others

Have you heard Casiopea's Mint Jams? It's such a fantastic album - probably the pinnacle of jazz fusion.

Just send it faggot. I want to see her asshole

"i wanna rape your dead and sexual abused body"

We should do things that Tekashi 69 would snitch on us for

OP is a larp

>haha lol lmao
>lmao lol
>haha lmao
>lol
kys op niggerfaggot

Sorry my cousin took my phone and sent that message haha

Is it summer again?

he's trying to play a role mate, give him the benefit of a doubt that his cat fishing personality is saying all that, not him

why? just why? do you think it's funny to write some sentence that every second fag writes here? Also it would be very disturbing if some school fag writes something like that. I'm and oldfag and here since 1984 and I just like dark humor.
FUCK OFF
88

the girl did say she was driving to class so might take her a minute to get a break to respond

What a larp

Deliver OP or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. No immunities not even the dogger can save you

what do you mean???? could you write whole sentences? you lazy fag

>texting and driving
i hope she kills someone and becomes disabled herself

anyways, I'm going to ask you straight up: how much peanut butter do you think I can sail into your pussy with my 'ol clogger?

Suck my dick and learn to read dipshit

OP here. Waiting on her to respond. Can't make her respond any faster

No arguments at all. you are just swearing. I like to argue but you are just a worthless piece of shit

Winrar

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just say what I told you to say in

Lol stay mad faggot

Not likely as he thought "rape your dead body" was the height of amusing discourse.

Just get straight to it. Shes clearly into you since she messaged you out of no where. Ask for nudes.

He's a school kid what do you expect

Can't be much of a school.

That will go perfectly right after the hairy buthole dubs above

Ok. I am from the internet police. And now I am really mad!1!
say goodbye to your life like you know it, you wild end up in some shit hole worse than Guantanamo

Gender studies? Christ. Let me guess. Daddy issues? Lets cut to the chase and let me give you a taste of the patriarchy

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Send my dubs user. Ask her about her butthole please

my dick is confused now

You guys live in South Carolina? Think I found her instagram. Hope it’s her because she’s hot and I want to see her butthole

I dont understand this so called "joke"

Send my dubs faggot.

Ask her, anythings possible

Don’t have Instagram or I would

Well, you seem kinda dim and school doesn't seem to be helping.

peenerooni

"Hitting a homerun" is internet slang for busting a nut.
I caught it with my mouth.

I don't reroll often, but mine is better than

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Oh fuck, no feds are getting me

I'm an lawyer actually. I hope your ignorance is just trolling.

Its needed for science

Imagine swapping personas when an argument goes bad.

She responded "wtf?". c'mon something good fuckers

Yes!

it's called multiple personality disorder you faggot

Tell her ever since your mom made you eat her asshole every night since the 5th grade you’ve had a butthole fetish.

Game's still on

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I’ve been edging for hours watching fur porn. Send me your hairy asshole

I'll roll for this.

Hairy up

I like sniffing hairy assholes, but I'm tired of balls tickling my chin

samefag

I wouldn't mind this either.

Winner winner

Don't really know how to prove it but I'm not the guy who posted

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It’s not faggot

Lol then make all of your personalities suck my dick you bunch of faggots

ooga booga

4/10, at least it keeps continuity.

samefag

Can you send me a screen shot of my phone number

>gender studies course
whoda thunk

that was the first response that acutally made me smile. Thanks good sir!
or fuck off

Can we meet later so I can lick your asshole?

An lawyer

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oh shit, she knows :(

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“If that’s what your ass looks like, I’d love to see your snatch”

>this

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>be me
>browsing fake text dubs thread while I'm warming my dick up
>can't wait to blow a load on my shirt and leave it on 'till tomorrow night
>post commentary on suggestions, giving a couple of them a roll to participate
>feels good man
>alpha faggot responds to me
>"samefag"
>ThomasHasNeverSeenSuchBullshitBefore.jpg
>kindly tell him I'm not
>so does the other gentleman
>"samefag"
>Oh.
>What if I am?
>existential crisis
>time slows
>I fall off my chair
>the ceiling spins
>did I replace the carbon monoxide detecter's batteries?
>am I imagining all of this?
>am I the samefag?
>what happens if I am?
>Oh no
>I might be the samefag
>feel like I might vomit
>rumbly tumbly tummy
>still jerking off
>cum
>little rope oozes from tip of my dick
>burp
>pick up chair, sit
>respond to him

Thanks but I don't think I'm the samefag.

Rolling to send her here:

This is me bitch. Do you want your cunt pumped or naw?

lucky for you that i don't have balls... man, this bitch is needy.

yes, but i am an eurocuck, that's why my english is that bad. stay jilous bruh

roll.

Lucky for you I do, would you like to share?

ROLLERINO

bump

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absolute must

Send her this gif

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Oops, sorry. You're an genius.

please its too good to let it go to waste

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This user

BWAMP BWAMP, its me yoshi

WHAT THE FUCK. you stupid nigger

Fucking kek, good shit

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OP take control and dismiss these dubs

this.

bumping

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Are we gonna fuck or not?

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HAHAHA

awwww
still rolling for this now that's it's all lost anyway

lucky sevens
if this don't get you in im not sure what will

god help us all

bumping

The last time a "woman" told me she didn't have balls she very, very much did.

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Why are you playing along? Want something more?

rollo for

wow, there's something

Alright, i'll go get him

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So yeahhh this isn't Thomas. But I think we've met. And if I remember right you're pretty cute.

Target deez nuts in yo mouf

I will never give up on

She seem cool.

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been trying to

MOOT GIVE ME MY IMAGE BACK

Why can't you just play the game

AYYYY LMAO congrats user

HAHAHAHA the file name

bois we did it

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Because I just lost.
(pic related)

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send her a screencap, it will be much easier and wont risk losing its format

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Fucking stupid

legend

>Thinking she just won't think you're a retard for sending her this dumb shit

>Not sending her a pic if the biggest cock you can find

ayyyyyy

yeah, getting too good to ruin it

dude it even has the name Thomas in it. Its meant to be/ a penis would just be lame and she would be less interested in furthering the discussion.

so many dubs

AYYYYYYYY

WHAT THE FUCK

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Ayyyyyyyy

WHATS HAPPENING

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witnessed. This thread will go down in history, legendary new greentext and this suddenly. The stars are aligned

I could take a pinky but not a whole dick

I bet I could fit my dick in your ass

it's just a coincidence

But seriously Thomas was probably the finest meal I've had in a long time.

OP deliver or beta

here I am

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Gold

There you are.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=EVAQNpD41I0

OP YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU LIED TO US

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Get her fucking nudes OP

I AM A LIAR. DON'T TRUST ME. DON'T SEND ME NUDES. I'M SENDING SCREENCAPS OF THIS TO Yea Forums AND I LIED. I LIED TO EVERYONE IN THAT THREAD.

roll.

send me nudes baby

this is a false prophet thread also ROLL

This isn't actually Thomas, but we met once. You're really cute. And I'd love to be able to once and for all put this Claudia ball/no ball thing to rest. Dinner?

Rerolllllll

Benoit Balls

Best one in a whille

roll

I'm eating chicken wings in my underwear hoping you don't have balls

Anyways do show me proof you dont have balls.

Reroll for this. Op has a chance to get her nudes.

win

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sauce?

BLESSED INDEED. LET THE LEGEND OF THOMAS BE KNOWN

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roll

Show me ur balls faggot

go on show me your dick homo

I'm being serious. I am Thomas. I have been attracted to you for a long time and I want to see your hot body. Show me your tidies

Chek eem

dis gon be good

Seriously dubs or not this one wins

Let's meet up tonight

Thinking i'll mash the dubs and the reroll. "I am being serious. I am Thomas. I have been attracted to you for a long time and I want to see your hot body. Show me your tidies and your dick". Advice?

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personally i dont wanna screw with op. I wanna dig for dirt on claudia morse

Just say Send me a cute pic I miss your pretty face and start small

Respect the rules... Dubs only.

This way are the nudes, OP
rolling

Check 'em.

The funniest thing about this is Thomas gave this girl OPs number trying to trhow him a bone because she's such an eager-to-please slut, and this fucking autist still can't get n00dz out of her.

Goddamn it you marry this chick right the fuck now

Affirm let’s get to it men

I can call you tomorrow, do you work tomorrow? Maybe I can come by lol

If this cunt doesn’t really know who Thomas is then call her op. Get the fucking n00ds autist

so which 1 out of hundreds is this paticular claudia morse? is it the 1, whose instagram was posted?

I just want to see her butthole

just call her faggot. Then get nudes

re roll this

I just ate my nut, do you want a taste?

rolling

re roll

Reroll

Rolll

jesus come on OP

re roll

Can't talk right now. I'm too busy shoveling dick into my mouth.

>Advice?
I'd probably call her, pretend that you figured it was a wrong number and were just fucking with whoever it was, but she played along and that seems kinda like y'all might get along.

See if you can spin this into something real and not just a dumb Yea Forums dubs thread.

Reeerooooll

So can I tongue punch that fartbox or nah?

>See if you can spin this into something real and not just a dumb Yea Forums dubs thread.
I mean, she liked OP enough that she gave him her number in the past. I don't know how that played out. Maybe this "Ooops, I thought you were Thomas!" is just some dumb shit so she has an excuse to talk to OP again without seeming like a cock hungry hooer.

reroll

I had a cover band in high school. Lynyrd Foreskynyrd. We tried playing the talent show but they cut us off. :(

lol nice, reroll

Roll

Call her and prove it's you.

Rerolling. Great name

Reroll

Yahtzee!

Unfortunately i'm about to get some sleep. But i've got one more for you all. If this continues tomorrow i'll be back

Winrar

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Fake and gay

maybe this seems more realistic to you? lol

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Never doubt a Thomas.

you should've called her faggot

At least show your tits you stupod bitch and I'll hook you up with thomas

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roll

Idk but we should get to know each other better. One of my favorite hobbies is sitting in a pitch black closet for hours until I begin to hallucinate

roll

Be real with me. When can I suck on your tits?

rollerino

Rawlin

The texts are coming from inside the house....RUUUUNNNN!!!!!

Here's the deal.

I'm going to rape you.

What's your address, you stupid slut???

fucking rolling for this

Reroll

Roll

Reroll

Rolling

Yea you messaged the wrong guy, but I think you're mad hot so had to put on the funny guy charm

Rollllll

rerollll

This one

Send this

Now can I see that butthole ;)

Dubs. Luck be my lady tonight. Roll.

Rolling for this

Double dubs

Rrroooollllzzzz

Fuckin rollll

DAMN LOOK AT DAT

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