How do I get a GF with a body like this?

Money, but you'll only be able to get that girlfriend by the hour. But you will get the experience.

by doing lots of research on Yea Forums, of course.

so, good job, op, you're halfway there

That’s not how it works
That’s how it works

why would you need gf if you have a body like this bruh
be gf yourself

Don't bother.

Unless she's conservative or anti political she's going to be a closeted bitch.
I found out the hard way, got abbs, lift 2x my weight and dated several like that.

NOT WORTH IT.

Step 1:
Be attractive

Step 2:
Don't be not attractive

Get off Yea Forums

You got a name for a fellow user?
It's for science

trial and error

try deserving it ya fuckin omega

It looks like that now, but give a few years, a few kids and it's going to look like a train wreck. Find someone you can have a decent conversation with. Looks are secondary.

why would you go on the internet and tell lies?

It's some random Reddit chick

Not worth it? Would it be your recommendation then to just stay in a basement eating hot pockets and fucking anime pillows?

and how the royal fuck would you know that??? ledditfag.

GO BACK

>>be chad
>>have money
>>become a muslim
>>rape

>only by the hour
Ohh? I think you underestimate the avarice of women. There's a number. They all have a number.

well gee user perhaps there's a happy medium?

i am so glad i got to fuck a girl with a body like this and even better face for a year straight. daddy issues girls are the best. never gonna have anything living up to that

Keep asking Yea Forums. They'll teach you

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>hang out at a bar frequented by 18-21 year olds
>wait until later in the night when girls start to feel inadequate for not being hit on
>buy some hottie or butterface with a nice body some drinks
>exchange numbers
>be friendly pretend you're not really looking for a relationship because you just went through a rough breakup, say you're just looking to be friends
>she'll feel friendzoned
>before you know it, YOUR penis will be in HER vagoo
>she wants to get serious
>you realize her personality is garbage and all you wanted was to empty your sack into a woman with a nice body
>never call her again

A prerequisite to this is that you're not decrepit. If you look at least average then you'll do fine. Just remember, if you're balding grow a beard and shave your head, if you have a beautiful head of hair then grow it out a little, be different, everybody looks like a fucking cockatoo these days. Make sure your breath doesn't stink, and most importantly, don't come off as desperate, TRY to be fucking chill.