Guy knocked up my girlfriend a month before I even met her

Bruh that pregnant sex was great
It was funny when she'd beg after I stopped sexing her
Just parents and my dads parents

Time to drown your creepy gray child

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Chill with them, say you've made a mistake and you need to chill out for a second. If you mention it all happened so fast they might understand.

Put another baby in her and arrange an accident for the first. Kids get backed over all the time man.

Why were you such a spineless coward user? You literally just let your life fall apart before it even began. Fuckin Christ. Should've just pretended to be gay to get your folks off your back, and fucked off to another state.

This nigger gets it!

But seriously...you have said nothing about the woman...is she worth a damn or fugly or what?

Why don't you love me father?

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Joked about it when she first bathed him
I did repeatedly, her parents know im not the father
I should ducked before the wedding, but not working for two years sounded better then. Thought it would just be signatures on the paper and us living over their garage.
Then they went fullblown wedding,
dress, rented woman's club, relatives
My dad got thrown out of the reception because her aunt thought he was crashing
I told them I was bi, and preferred men more, but my dad just jokes that this will fix that

6/10 to be honest
Used to be chubby but now just fat, and it wasnt the pregnancy if you get my drift

Ok i avoided no shes not
I really hate saying that but I used ti really have hope, friends, happiness in life but nope, living with her and this bullshit and obligation, no its not
Weve got a nice house and not much stuff, yet she leaves ramen cups all over the house and her room is a pigsty. Thats why I have my own room.
Im glad we are homebodies because I couldn't stand anyone seeing us together
My cousin wanted to visit and I dissuaded her out of embarrassment

This except with hair and a constant angry face

Get a fucking dna test. Slam it on the table in front of her parents and tell them they are responsible for her now according to God's law

All I'm hearing is excuses. If you're that content with just wallowing in your own misery forever, get into heroin to at least make it bearable, since your trashy ass family clearly doesn't give a fuck about your happiness.

Get the marriage annulled if you can. Let the judge know you are not the father and you were forced to marry her.

What do you plan to do once the two years are up? Will she be pregnant by you or maybe another man? What are you doing to better yourself during this time?

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Telling them you're bi was the nail in the coffin, ya fuckin brainlet. You gave them a ray of hope that they could "save their son from sin" by giving him a fugly slam pig.

Lol, is your kid fuckin Jiren?

I'm just doing classes online when im not playing vidya and smoking my brains out

Im leaving definitely, I think they just want the kid and her to have some sort of stability while hes young
Imma try to work out getting some money with an anullment especially if she cheats on me

unchainedatlast.org/

I know the website is woman oriented, but call the helpline anyway. They specialize in helping young people out of this particular brand of bullshit.

>creepy gray tint
Ayyylmao

You're really living the life huh?

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I'm also a 19 year old with 0 life skills. How did you even find a girl?

In some jurisdictions, marrying her and being the child’s “father” would put you on the hook for child support if you did ever leave.

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This is your own fault, nobody should feel sorry for you.

Actually, you're just an idiot.
The kid is going to grow up with mental issues due to having parents with mental issues
Might as well kys tbh.

Met her in high school, met her again at walmart, got to talking, smoked some pot with her, had some good talks. Had sex with her after a few weeks and it seemed fine.

>DNA test
>Divorce
>She keeps it
>You keep half the house
What the fuck is wrong with you user.
Fuck this hoe, sort your life out.

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Fuck i really shouldn't have dropped out of high school literally every other neet i have asked has only gotten pussy from there.

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Hate to say it but you got yourself into this mess. The only thing I can think of it stopping the marriage because it clearly sounds like you don't want to be a part of it. The money lost on the wedding will be nothing compared to the money you'll spend on lawyer fees during a divorce several months/years down the line

Milk it

This, you fucked up

You are being cucked into raising some other guy’s kid by your wife’s father? That guy must be an absolute chad. Post a pic of her dad so we may all bask in his glory OP.

Don't be a retroactive cuckold. Get out of there

Beat me to it. You’re probably already on the hook for 17 years. I’d at least go to the courts to get the other dude to start paying child support.

Fuck man i was only eighteen at the time, she was "going to kill herself" at the time so I said fuck it and let her be my girlfriend so she had someone at church and shit with her. Her friends liked me, her family really liked me, so I got sucked in. They said a simple wedding, but her grandparents escalated it to this whole new level. Her friends were exhausted by the time of the baby shower, and it was clear was letting herself go, so all the nice prettier church girls left

Im feeling awful for the kid too. He doesn't deserve this but how can you deal with the cause of all of this
And all he gives you is that stupid fat mean face
He never smiles unless hes watching cartoons, ever since he was born, he never smiles
The grandparents think he has a brain tumor, I think hes a sociopathic little fuck

NIGGER, you never stick your dick in crazy. That is the one rule. If she's going to kill herself you get the fuck out of there. It's not your fault as long as you don't tell her to do it, and even then, she's most likely not going to kill herself anyway.

My initial post still stands, you got yourself into this, though it sounds like she manipulated you honestly. So what's the big deal? It's not your kid so its not your problem. Just cause I feel sorry for abused animals and kids, doesn't mean they're my responsibility.

Keked

And Im saying this about an almost-one year old
she's not crazy really. Her family are like sitcom level, porn-levek house and everything. Really liked it at their house. It was when she figured out she was pregnant that she became depressed, that and the dude that did it ignored her after she told him.
It all became real sad and thats not how you should start a relationship.

And I tried to make those last few months happy for her. No birth shoukd be that sad. I actually took a Public Speaking course at my school just for it. I became American Psycho for her. She told everyone our wedding photos looked like Prom. I got paid by her mom to be happy that day too. They told me to to say we had been dating since high school to everyone, even guests we invited.

So why would you willingly date a pregnant chick?

this user has the right idea, get help before the murder suicide happens

Lol at the objection part in the marriage, my mom coughed loudly alot for like a minute. Then the awkward silence, where I smirked (she was drunk and pissed about everything and my dad being late)

Didnt know she was pregnant until month two
I did actually lose my shit after the reception. Her grandfather FUCKING BOUGHT US A HOUSE
I WAS LIKE IM MARRYING THIS BITCH AND GOING STRAIGHT TO THIRTY???
I was drunk on vodka too and smoking with my parents but FUCKING HOUSE?

Jesus Christ what if this bitch gave birth to the antichrist?

Since this thread might die, Ill just tell yall, i stopped sex but blowjobs arent sex
So we walked around the house naked and ill be honest (im high) im gifted, so we be in the kitchen, living room, shes so starved x). Shit what if that scarred him tho?

Makes you feel any better, ALL the girls at my school were fat ugly Bible thumpers.

Alright im sobering

So anyone still reading have any questions? Feels good to talk

That kid for that age really is something
He really is alienesque. I met the dad at the birth, he had green hair, a jean jacket, but was missing a pectoral muscle, so his chest went inward

Nice guys really do finish last, huh op? On the bright side, if you document that demon's growth, and survive to tell the tale, you could make a fortune, on the newest found footage esque movie.

Did meth once, got a house
They really do

It seems like you have a free pass to turn this girl into your own personal slave.

Take up the mantle of an old fashioned head of house and dominate this bitch back to the 18th century, your and her family will love it. Then you can have mistresses and shit.

this is b8

My gay drugdealing uberdriver (im writing a song about him) said the same thing, but im no douche. I want love
Im venting

Buddy, this is why people turn homeless
It's time to go
No "I can't," no "They won't let me"
You have nothing but fucking time so minmax your macros, get swole, don't skip leg day and just fucking bust ass through the door when you're mighty, and never look back
Learn to make money online. Pick up a skill. You got nothin but time so learn something, a language, coding, something that earns scratch. You need to pull cash that's yours so when you bust ass out you can go get your fine ass a spensive dinner and just stuff your glorious beautiful face
You need to look at housing and inflation patterns in your area, fuck you say, all you got is time so do it. Learn what a three-month budget is gonna run and get that +25-50% extra, that's gonna get your ass through hell and back if you let it, might even get you through to a job and you go off with a nice savings account built up already.

You have resources, the most valuable resource of all-- time-- and its compatriot of value, the internet with stable and ready access (I assume).
You need to start (incognito browsing w/ a subtle physical copy for sites you need if you can't remember them) and you need to start now, study up, learn useful shit, get the fuck off Yea Forums and become an adult and get outta here.

Fuck her and her fuckass family, people who think human lives are pieces in a game like that need the rope. You can ignore them and move on with your life, it clearly has more value if this is what their idea of human independence is

Your family isn't much for you either. I'd recommend you get good and read up on trades and try to shoe in there somehow, making friends in the trades usually finds you friends for life.

>Didnt know she was pregnant until month two

Any semi smart man would have demanded a paternity test

Dude your life is your own and you shouldn't be living it in a way that's more convenient for others. Get the hell out of there and start fresh somewhere else. You shouldn't have to provide for some other dudes spawn either.

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Ive thought about coding but never really had any familiarity with it. I made mods for morrowind and recolors for sims 2
Im handy with computers though, i can manually remove viruses. Any techbros that can fill me in and peak my interest? I love old games
Didnt sleep with her until like two-three weeks before she found out. Everyone knew it wasn't mine. She didnt speak to me until four weeks after that. Then she called me, then a week later confided in how sad she was

Night i did meth actually, so my overly-calm dude self wanted to make the sad pregnant chick I got to know happy.

>ctrl+f
>"kys"
1 match

>ctrl+f
>"kill yourself"
>0 matches

What the fuck Yea Forums is so goddamn soft these days, even on a tremendous faggot like OP

I don't advocate suicide by the way I just can't believe you guys take this fucking cuckbait

Why did you not bail? Fuck, she has the kid, you DNA out the problem.

There's honor in starting video games on hardcore, not in a batch of fuckery like this. Get a DNA test. You got 40 years ahead of you. Don't do it in this convenient prison you found yourself within.

You guys are right i need to get out
Im only 19 im in a good place kinda so i should try to cautiously get out

Something just happened btw
So girl is gone with kid to jacksonville for a funeral and her mom (she has heart issues, got out of going) just left in my driveway coming home from publix.
At 10pm at night.
They live in the bigger house neighborhood down the road.

And no joke, just brought up how her granddaughter complained about how I wasnt 'performing' and asked if anything was wrong.

Poor Jiren knows he should've been borted, so now his only escape is cartoons.

Jiren just sits there with that mean scowl in his carrier.
He sleeps soundly, he only cries when he needs a change or eat. Her other grandma bluntly said he was a boring baby

Sounds like a good deal man.

Also, the dude that knocked her up, he was weird but I'd do him, and his mom was good looking
He got the worst of both
His life just keeps getting sadder

RIP

Pull a twist on everyone, and go be with him, become pregnant with another anti Christ, and let them fight for supremacy.

this whole thread has been one hearty kek

I was going to ask how you were forced, but then I realized how literally impossible it is to escape people you actually see face to face.

Its unfortunate, I would consider this serious victimhood. Try your best to get away, and enjoy time alone rather than mindlessly be strung along by people

Fucking this.

Dont really mind
This shits laughable
>leave a single mother
>become a single mother
I was very independent in high school, but ive never been around such "killem with kindness" forcefulness

I'm confused is OP male or a femanon?

Male

litterly leave. If both of you are so insecure you cant leave without the other thats fucked

Dude run, save as much as you can in a fuckin shoebox and gtfo. If you dont care about the kid, it's not gonna work, ever.

Just ghost too, dont bother. She will know why you left, cause they have you fuckin prisoner in your own life

maybe, maybe not. If hes not on the birth certificate hes not the dad. Hs can also sign away his rights and do a DNA test. If user is in a state that isnt a "no fault state" this divorce case is open and shut

Faggot deserves it. He can pull some gay shit and end up with the house. Just play victim.

This guy giving some true to blood man advice, right here. This some shit a good father would say to you because he loved you. Either way, you're in pretty serious trouble, but now is the time for you to decide exactly what kind of man you want to be.

Im waiting until she cheats is the thing.
That way I leave less than an asshole

well if you're not larping you can save up on petty cash and stuff (again, you're not working, so shouldn't be a very big problem, and you have to pay the bills too, so think about how to get money in the first place). save up for a month or two.
get all the things you'll urgently need for the next few weeks - make sure to take all the documents! - and run away at night while she's still asleep. go to the nearest greyhound station and go somewhere you don't know anyone in. check into a hostel for a week or two and start putting your life back together.

t. someone who's done just about that to run away from crazy controlling mother

Already saving money, my grandparents were pressured to pay the bills (they know her family from their church days and theyre doing it to look good) so im good there.
What if I get a roommate, but then...
Do I want to be a cuck?

You elevate your pride over your dignity-- assuring you risk having neither. Get up and shake the scales from your eyes. This is not the time to be foolish with your very spark of life, my friend.

Your right and worse, I'm upholding other people's pride and dignity as well

Please, go back to this dude's call to action

good. also make sure it's cash so they couldn't track you by your banking records. if they get the cops involved, well, you're fucked anyway but you're also not a minor so they can't make you go back to them.
again, check the greyhound website and find where you could go, say, tonight if things get worse for some reason. that's going to be your plan A.

I am, but i dont know where to start.
Yeah change my identity, fake my death

Bro go for the house. This situation is something you can endure the house is all that matters.

Then you can worry about your freedom and such bullshit.

Fuck them over the house stupid.

I do not want to have some long legal bullshit with them though
Shes the single mother, she'd probably win

just go to the furthest big city you can afford

OP this poster rained down love upon you
gave you a key
stay strong and use it

Claim alimony

> You elevate your pride over your dignity-- assuring you risk having neither
wise one in the house
have ears

If you can't even take the house why are you even there prostituting yourself?

I was gonna make fun of you taking the no work for 2 years deal or wanting freedom to fuck when you're set up but then I thought about it

You're not being someone's fake father for free. Not your fucking problem the courts will fuck you over. Fuck those people man and your boring middle aged marriage

For your lawyer to decide. Taking your boy pussy pretty real bro. Claim you were raped in a cult of scientology situation

Pretty sure that's illegal.

Your grandparents are spending your inheritance you mean. While you got kidnapped to play dad for a bastard with some basic bitch you barely even know.

You deserve it fuck you.

Wait, so you are your wife have the deed to the house? Bruh, save up a few tho to pay for lawyers and such then divorce her. Don't leave the house and wear a body camera 24/7 to prevent false claims of abuse. Say you learned the kid wasn't yours and cannot live this lie.

leave, take 50% of the house, pay no alimony, pay no child support by naming the real father. Scam ex wife's family out of a house and move on.

Think about this if you came from poverty. What's in it for me? OP is fucking stupid and those bitches are stupid too scamming him and his old folks out of his inheritance

So no he's not fucking set up for life and no he's won nothing from this. OP got fucked over.

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What if this drama was teresa and shit and you're trying to escape the slums or the fucking favelas? Idiot.

her parents bought them a house. 50% of a house is worth quite a bit more than a few months worth of utility bills.

assuming they actually bought the house and OP's name actually appears on the deed. 2% down and a 30 year mortgage in the parents names isn't really "buying" them a house.

go ghost on them then

Stop being so correct fool that's what got you into this mess in the first place. The courts are not gonna be fair to you and your side of the story.

You see this bitch? This bitch is what's good for you.

Do you know what property liquidation means?

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if op can name the father he's out of child support payments

he isn't going to be paying alimony because her parents support their lifestyle not him. OP doesn't even work.

ownership of the house is the key factor in determining who is going to get screwed here. If her family bout them a house for 120,000k and he gets half they got fucked. if her parents put down 2.5k on the house and have the mortage in their name then he isn't getting half of the house because the bank owns it.

there's a reason i suggest he save up some case for a lawyer. He's gonna need one, but he's not in that bad of a spot. as long as he has the bio dad to get hooked for child support he's golden. Newly married man learns his wife's kid isn't his doesn't go over well for the mom in court. people aren't cool with that shit.

Fuck you nigger

I don't care. You need to be a nigger faggot over this and milk the opportunity given to you. Somehow.

Why are you even in this?

Walk your cuck ass to the nearest highway, hitch to a recruitment center and join the marines.

Chink it more you're not there yet.

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OP sounds like a fucking looser lmao Cowardfag

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Fuck it, divorce the bitch. You have literally been cucked into raising someone else's kid.

I did it, and I haven't looked back.

Sorry dudes Im back, she came back early because of the baby AND oh boy

Her dad smelled weed on her, so her dad just had a long midnight FUCKING SITDOWN about corrupting his daughter.
she smoked pot way before I did, she just used me as a scapegoat, told her father I pressured her in.
So hes pissed at me, I'm pissed at her, and the fucker hated my pajama pants

.....

Guys, I truly dont give a shit about this weird ass "little boxes on the hillside" house, im going for anullment and moving back to my parents. The dad is the smart one, hes in another state!
Grandparents have the baby though
(im for real calling my gay uber bro, he'll get me home)
Thinking of going there, telling them everything and getting out of this mess

Fuck you faggot burn in hell

Fuck you everyones right and im too young for this shit

Get AIDS and don't fuck ever in your life again