Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

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i completely disagree, i love short guys with high school bodies. then i just think about justin bieber or whoever is the new justin bieber and just milk the fuck out of that cock.

cool ! thanks !

Bump

Hey voice fem, how does your menstrual cycle affect your horniness?

Would you stop shaving your armpits if your bf wanted you to?

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Are you having second thoughts about your wedding? You seem to be on here a lot. Looking for attention.

How's it feel when a guy nuts in you.

How thick is enough to satisfy? I know vaginas vary in size but I'm thinking I can't even compete with a dildo my girlfriend might choose to get. How full do you like to feel and do you like the feeling of being stretched a bit?

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then you and everyone and their mom should know the rules attention whore
sage

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Thanks!

Sorry about your cramps and emotional states, but reading about how birth control can mess with women's hormones, emotions and even taste in men is freaking me out.

she does this thread literally every few days, you're a newfag yourself if you don't know who she is, i remember she showed her boobs before and the rules don't state SHOW YOUR TITS AT EACH THREAD YOU MAKE, so fuck off soyboy

That's how I deal with my depression too! Glad we're alike in that way.

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What's the best way to handle my girlfriends 'orbiters' aka guy friends who would obviously fuck her given the opportunity? I don't wanna be that guy that says she can't have guy friends but it's been really obvious that some guys are only friends and nice to her because she's hot and do wanna fuck her.

My gf is somewhat aware of this but not fully aware of the extent. Like I said, if she didn't have great tits and was so pretty the world would treat her very differently

LMAO at thinking someone is famous for being known on an anonymous image board. cope and kill yourself harder, shill
p.s. get laid loser

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Lmao! Like SHAWW! Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh.

i'm not the virgin cuck asking anything remotely feminine for boobs because unlike you i get my fair share of them
feel free to jump off a bridge though, you won't be missed

How old were you when you had your first period? Did you tell your mom? How did that conversation go?

>vocaroo.com/i/s0cDxhIPrTjK
>the art of stretching her vagina

Nah

I never showed my tits user

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Even if she did show her tits how would you know its voice user?

Shiit. Might invest in a penis pump after all. My head is actually smaller than the middle of my shaft and I don't think I'm as thick as she wants.. I've actually had major insecurities about this. But hey, it's good to hear honest answers from a ladyyyyy

Wow. I hope you feel better now getting all of that anger out and letting us know how worthless we are. I guess I triggered some deep inner male hatred in you. I hope your depression lifts now and you can leave Yea Forums a whole woman, free from the bounds of your inner demons.

suuuure you do user, sure you do. feel free to boast about your conquests on an anonymous board, we’re all impressed

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>I never showed my tits user
weird, whos tits am i remembering then, oh well

Thank you for your wise advice. Im 7"...She is not a whale (around 200lb, but tall), but her ass and tits are huge

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since its usually her being the only girl at the thread, and there is no reason for anyone other than voice user to reply with the tits picture, but i was mistaken and she didn't show her tits

not femanon, but dont' bother with penis pumps user, i doubt they make a notable difference, also if your middle of shaft is bigger, why not thrust halfway in to enlarge the vagina?..
don't forget you can always use your fingers and mouth, you don't need a dick to pleasure a woman

Lol you're welcome I guess

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Hey I think major stretching takes time and patience so I guess to some its "art"lol

I never showed them...dunno what this guys on about lol

Lol what?
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Other femanons here have shown tits before.
I never would and never will

I think you're fine. 200 isn't THAT huge lol I was thinking you were talking like 400+ or something lol

They still give you respect.. Yeaa... Interesting point. It's just that feeling that NO FUCKING WAY would they be as nice and give her free weed and shit if they weren't trying to put themselves in a position to fuck her - given the opportunity

Pic

Yeah I've looked at ways to try and make her feel good. Like thrusting up and down instead of in and out. I definitely looked into things.. But yeah that thought still fucks with me. Wish the head of my dick was bigger than my shaft lol.

>I never would and never will
okay but can we put that aside and pretend these are your tits?

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keep in mind thats just one femanon's opinion, some girls get off differently, some only get off clitplay or oral, as long as your girlfriend is satisfied and you're communicating well you shouldn't worry about your misshapen alien dick

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Well I'm pale and redheaded so that wouldnt even be realistic hahaha

im depressed and ive been going to therapy for 7 months, and been on Bupropion, Lexapro, cymbalta, and vit D supplement. I can say that i honestly feel worse than when i started. therapy really seems like it's doing nothing. The meds Bupropion had genuinely painful side effects, lexapro made me really sleepy and dulled everything, cymbalta made me tired but i couldnt sleep, and it didnt help either.

idk what else i can do, trying to get better i got worse. Wanting to die is a daily thought now when before monthly at worst, and im extremely sensitive to anything going wrong ruining everything. it feels like i cant get better and i should just give up

alright, you drive a hard bargain, we'll settle for this

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what do you think of sounding on m or f, have you tried it, or would you ever try it?

not sure how a femanon will help you here, you should probably talk about this with your psychiatrist as there is something for everyone

UGH... That part of the lingering attraction makes me kind of sick. My gf recently got in contact with her ex... And yeah, she tore up a paper with her ex's phone number in front of me. (because obviously, she's cute so, he did ask her out to hang out)

But I'M POSITIVE there was something there with her ex... Considering she said she got all nervous and that they both were apologizing for their past relationship... So that's a reason my trust had been shaken..

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i mean where else am i supposed to ask? I see the therapist tomorrow so hopefully i'll manage to talk about it, but its hard because talking is hard, formulating my thoughts into words is hard because im so stupid

Yo femanon, my gf is 5”8 and I’m 5”6 I’m a lean guy but she’s 273 and as much as I love her our sex and positioning can be really awkward, can’t spoon her or the other flexible positions. Any advice or just stick to doggy/cow girl and missionary?

she does voice recordings, anyone that sounds feminine enough to convince me is a girl.

i mean its nice to get advice, but judging from what you stated i don't see how she could really help unless she has the exact same issues in life you do, care to talk about whats your burden?

i was being a dumbfuck and didn't see the recording first. my bad.

Not my hair type though and not pale enough :o

I post pictures of myself often so people know what I look like haha

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Lol. I've been there. Same height girl, but she was a fat one. Just do missionary and doggy. You don't need to spoon her. Also her ass was fat enough to where my dick wouldn't reach in some positions. Is that why black guys and fat white women attract each other? Lol

It's best to stick to what works in my opinion. No need for acrobatics

ill find the tits that fit you eventually, might not be today, might not be tomorrow, but i will

Hey user, your story strikes a nerve with me because it sounds very familliar.
It does get worse before it gets better though, in therapy you're ripping open a wound that has been festering for years, decades sometimes.

If you feel like your medications are just making it worse, talk to your dr about your concerns. I ended up stopping them in your situation which at least didnt harm me more.

Be kind to yourself, the thought of wanting to die every day is mentally draining and I'm proud of you for still sticking around.
And just want to let you know, I've been there, and while shit is still pretty rough sometimes, Im very glad to still be around.
[insert cliché things get better quote]

I'm not really sure what it stems from but i just feel the usual no on likes me, no one cares, im worthless, im awful at everything and lack the willpower to actually practice, i dont want anything, i feel like i just dont understand what it's like to be a normal person or to be able to be social at all. I dont get invited to anything, people dont talk to me, and i never have anything to talk about to people so often i just dont talk.

seems like the usual symptoms of depression and i have mostly the same problems, i would suggest anti anxiety pills, maybe a change of lifestyle, go out more with friends if you got any, find new hobbies, this is coming from a guy that hasn't really gotten over his depression yet, but i'm sure if you do any of what i say there will be a difference

all 3 of the medication i have been on were also for anxiety, but all but lexapro made the anxiety worse. Lifestyle change would be the right thing to do, but i cant drive so i cant go anywhere, if i could drive my area is just stores and not stuff to do, no irl friends, and hobbies involve trying something im bad at which just leads me to giving up, not wanting to try again, and in bed wanting to sleep so i can stop thinking about wanting to die.

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Peace out anons! Time to give my man some lovin

She's such a good shit.

feelsbadman, most of the things you stated are all temporary, i'm sure you'll find a way out of that scenario, keep in mind that once you off yourself its an eternity forever, so its best to milk life for as long as you can, it won't matter afterwards anyway

Listen to Tool - Parabola

I know what it's like to be dead. I had a problem for a while that if i stood up too fast instead of getting light headed i would pass out. Coming back from passing out i had no idea where i was, what i was doing or that i had even passed out. I just stopped existing.

And yeah they are temporary but its been like this pretty much forever. I remember when i was 8 i just stopped being happy and just went downhill from there. im now 24 and hearing "things will get better" for 16 years, it starts to seem less true

it will but its up to you to make it better, its pretty ignorant to say life can't be good for anyone, there has to be something you want to live for or a reason to change, i believe in you user

Take a moment. Pause. And appreciate all the little things you have that are good.
Internet access is a big one. Start getting out of your own head and try to be humble about the little things you have going for you. DO IT FAGGIT!

im just hopeful to receive love one day from someone, and honestly just fear of doing anything is the main thing that im probably still here.

trust me i have before, but then when i get upset again eventually i look at all of those and just go "wow im so much of a broken person that even with all these great things i can still not want to live."

Then do it again. Be aggressive with trying to make yourself feel better. Put on happy dance music guy way girls do. There's a reason females are so blissfully unaware. Ignorance IS bliss. Stop thinking and more doing.

Look at what other happy people do and try and copy that. Fake it and after a while a little relief will sink in.

its just too hard for me. i guess i just dont want to get better enough. I've never danced and i cant do anything without thinking about it first, I have never done otherwise. I fake it all the time at work, and around family including at home. It's 85% just in my head, 10% alone in my room falling apart, and 5% trying to keep myself together around anyone else

my girlfriend of 3 years wants to start trying new stuff because our sex is getting boring. I changed it up yesterday and went nice and slow and she really got off. what next? she said nothing in the asshole :(

i say you stick it in anyway, it's a pleasant surprise

shes never done anything in there...was thinking about teasing it slow first but idk how. might just say fuck it and suprise her though like you say

>assh
yours or hers? details matter

if you care for her, try a butplug first, they come in different sizes

Any femanons besides vchan and Anna:

When did you last have sex?
When did you last masturbate?

that makeup is so overdone and caked lmao

Like everything with females, it varies on the girl user. I was with one who was horny a lot, and loved cunnilingus and fucking, she would get even more horny on her period, and really turned on that a guy would pleasure her during.

But I am with a girl now who finds sex during menses a little off-putting, even when she doesn't smell much, and has a barely noticeable flow.

For you femanon, why do you even have a period? If I was a girl there is no way I would have one. Is it just because muh natural earth goddess etc? Or is it as a pregnancy warning? You know you can still menstruate even when pregnant right?

Also, why are you tits not visible ITT yet? Would you like a link to the rules of Yea Forums? Please also post that beautiful black anus and puss.

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hers...nothing goes in mine

thats probably for the best. we have to go to a sex shop soon anyway to get her a new toy. have a feeling she'll say hell no when i go to buy a buttplug though for her

DON'T, fucking do it user, i was joking ffs, never stick it in without her knowing and without proper lube and preparation, it will never go in smoothly without lube, you will get shit on your dick, and even if you did get in without lube you will give her a massive rugburn on her anus

Question here, what do you girls think about guys who precum a lot?
When I get excited I precum excessively, to the point where if she has been touching my dick on top of the trousers, when I take them off sometimes it looks like I've pissed my pants.
I feel embarrassed sometimes

haha congrats user...you just saved my gfs asshole. i'd probably get a smack in the face too.

she's a nerdy prude girl that doesnt mastubate (but we have sex at least once a week) she doesnt watch porn but said she wants to try watching with me. any recommendations?

>paper

You are too naive to have a girlfriend. You think anyone under the age of 70 keeps phone numbers on paper in this day and age? If she wants to keep contact, it will be buried in an email or text or note. That was just a theatrical symbolic gesture that means nothing.

So? She looks cute without it too

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...are you implying girls have a choice to bleed or not?
Wtf

I recommend you get her to watch it on her hands and knees with her arsehole spread wide so you can look at it. This will make her feel debased and sexy.

Choose some porn with lesbian erotica, preferably with penile fucking too. Something real and hot, not fake porn lesbianism.

Girls out west is hot stuff, and girls will appreciate it. All girls are bi.

I'm not even trolling, that picture is legitimately ugly

If that's you, your eye color is frickin' beautiful.

Yes virgin.

They can take the pill every day without a break, and they will not bleed. But none of them do. There is a belief among women that it is not safe, or not 'natural'. But it is safe. Doctors will confirm.

The 'pill' is structured with a week of sugar tablets to allow for mentruation. Replace those with actual contraceptives and they do not menstruate.

Best way to tell if a girl is interested and or catch her attention?

for reference im trying to find something serious, been out of a relationship for a year now after 2 years in. Hook ups bore me now

she likes being dom, but lets me dom her too and gets off from it. also good call...she's also openly bi. ill try putting on what you recommend. we're getting her a new vibrator too, so ill say i want to watch her use it. she never owned a vibrator before we dated and she was so proud when she told me she masturbated with the one i got her :)

Anyone?

Virgin questions

Show your 3 inch purple headed custard chucker at full mast. Works every time.

Sure buddy lol

Question: show me picture of your tits?

Not me but it's the femanon OP of this thread.
She left
See

I'm not even trolling, this picture is legitimately (you).

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Please just stop.

You're trolling is weak

Looks funny, would participate (no homo)

>you're
>trolling

You can look that info up neckbeard. It is not trolling.

Thanks. I've just always thought lighter colored eyes were cool as all heck. But then again, I'm kind of dumb that way

butthurt that someone thinks your e-crush isn't attractive? okay

You know it's not healthy to not bleed and the pill in general is unhealthy and you have higher risk for strokes and shit with it.

not really user, just pick something you both enjoy, or just swap between kinks, don't know, to me it sounds pretty awkward, but who knows, you guys might like it

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Turn some furry shit on and tell her "you better bark now you fucking little slutty doggo"

I guess I as a girl just know nothing then right? Lmfao
You know more about my periods than I do?

>You know it's not healthy to not bleed

Every menopausal woman is GOING TO DIE!

she doesnt know what she wants because she's kind of sexually inexperienced. only fucked a handful before me and im the first serious bf. was the first to make her orgasm and i feel like all the pressure is on me now lol.

With that logic adults still need mothermilk.

Btw menopause is too less estrogens, pill is a simulated pregnancy. It's something totally different

Yeah, apparently I do. Give it a try you moron. Also tits or gtfo.

Just gtfo you fucking virgin

Wait, did you or did you NOT say that not bleeding is unhealthy?

Do menopausal women bleed?

Do I need to explain to a girl why the bleeding happens? If there is no shedding of the uterine lining, there is no need to bleed. Are you saying pre-pubescent girls are in danger?!?

We already know you don't know the difference between your and you're, why would you know the difference between having a period and not having one?

Throw away the sugar pills, stop menstruating.

Are you black?

Shes not black
This is her

I just watched some dude fucking the urethra and cumming up towards the bladder. I almost blew my load. I might have a problem...But fuck, I really want to do that to a whore now.

Here zoomie. In your particular case, I recommend never stopping birth control, even when you've hit 80 just to be sure, (assuming you ever get that far without sticking a fork in a light socket or something). Last thing we need is more of you.

webmd.com/sex/birth-control/birth-control-stop-period#1

self.com/story/stop-period-birth-control

Don't you dare reply to this post without timestamped tits.

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She speaks like a negress.

What should I do to satisfy my girl in oral sex, I've watched plenty of videos but I still don't get the hang of it, any tips?

Of course she is black you fucking spaz. She even hints as much in her audios. You see a timestamp on those photos?

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Shes from LA sooo not suprising

Shes timestamped before. Shes been here for years retard

Are you too stupid to recognize the reference to the pill because it was an answer to your post or are you just trolling?

Don't be afraid of pussy for one thing, go at it like it's food and you haven't even in weeks. Eat her arse as well, and alternate between rubbing her anus and licking her pussy, and licking her anus and rubbing her pussy.

Try moaning and panting while you eat it so she knows you enjoy it, rub her tits while you do it, cup her buttocks, run your hands up and down her thighs and stroke her feet and torso arms and face put your fingers in her mouth. Good to finger her and put your fingers in her mouth so she can taste it.

Also massage all around her pussy in foreplay, the clitoris is huge, and spreads much further than what you can see, google a diagram of what it really looks like. It is shaped like rabbit ears/wishbone type thing.

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Late to the party. Hello all.

~Anna~

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>depends on the woman, I like it.
>depends on the woman, I prefer uncut slightly, but it’s not a dealbreaker.
>Sure, there’s someone for everyone user

I don’t watch capeshit in general

Missionary would be best probably

I’m most horny when I’m ovulating.

Eh, probably not.

Amazing, like putting himself inside of me, loved it.

~Anna~

why can't even one girl in the world be attracted to me :(

leave me alone anna btw

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this isn't intended as an insult my guy, do you have a syndrome?

do you like my music?

youtu.be/jBBpnB42sDg

diagnosed, no.

You need to have an honest conversation with her that it makes you uncomfortable, that’s the best route in my opinion.

9, no I was raised by a single father. He handed me a Kotex pamphlet and called it a day.

I’m so sorry that you’re going though that user, I’ve been in that spot, I know how helpless it feels. Sometimes it takes a while to find the right meds, don’t give up, I would of missed out on so much if I had quit a few years ago.

~Anna~

that's kinda rude though, it's not necessarily a syndrome to be ugly

>Anna leave me alone.
Dude I’ve literally never done anything to you. You’re the one who went off and started caps-locking on me.

No, sounds terribly painful.

Just do what works, user.

Are you doing oral?

I personally love it, it’s so sexy.

Lots of eye contact.

~Anna~

honestly don't know what made me think he might have something, its a look syndrome people have, but i was badly mistaken, please forgive

Actually yes, but I like EDM I’m general.

Also anyone want vocaroo? Julius is out.

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Did I miss your response where you posted timestamped tits? If so please forgive me. I was trying to express the concept of tits or gfto.

Tits or gtfo.

please just go away.

>find the retard virgin

where is the clitoris?

it's okay, i don't care. i know i'm ugly. it doesn't hurt my feelings.

naw man, its not about being ugly, its just that chubby cheeks that gave me that false positive, if you lose some weight, and maybe get like a trim you would up your number by 2-3, don't forget that worst case scenario there are ugly chicks

Don’t come here if you don’t like me. Same as Vchan, she’s a sweetheart, but if for some retarded reason you hated her why would you bother coming to a thread she’s in?

~Anna~

Looking at a vagina face on follow the inner lips to where they meet at the top, the little nub there is the clit.

~Anna~

I would and did.

please leave.

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i was referencing the office, but, thanks for refreshing my memory, you're doing god's work

How often does a femanon have to wash bras?

I'm still in love with my ex? Wat do?

so, why are you here in Yea Forums, and for how long?
is it the trap threads or the gore that does it for you

Papa would never let me wash a bra, it's against our religion and culture. I just wear them until the fungus starts causing a rash.

~Anna~

why for my music ofc

youtube.com/watch?v=Z7cDC08FYio

Young boys get boners.
Do little girls get wet?

Why is labia

And yet here you are. You’ve been given enough advice about your situation, you need to do something about it if you’re not a troll. Stop being that one guy who can dish it out but not take it.

I try user, I try.

Depends, weekly for workout stuff, monthly for non sweaty every day bras.

~Anna~

this is unironically how most women care for their bras

I just think of Papa consuming the blood of the innocent gaining in demonic strength

~Anna~

Your time as a meme is over anna. You are no longer an interesting story, Your efforts to extend its life with new material is done. It's boring now.

Come back with a fresh piece fanfiction about fucking a new dictator and then we'll pretend to care again for a while.

thanks Anna. I really needed to hear that

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~Anna~

You're welcome. Papa's satanic force both terrifies and comforts, and gives lust to the loins.

~Anna~

i can attest to the latter portion personally

>Do little girls get wet?
I'm sorry user, I didn't hear that, mind repeating the question louder into my micr.. I mean ear

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~Anna~

Seriously though I am upset that you answered my question about my ex. I didn't necessarily want you to answer but I guess you're the only feminine sounding user in this thread. You're the worst person to ask about moving on. I get more satisfaction from the other LARPer.

You're not passing, tranny. Papa would eat your genitals.

~Anna~

kind of new on these femanon threads, mind explaining the meme about papa?, is it something about your backstory?

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~Anna~

bro, don't fucking ask. it ain't worth knowing.

Here you go user. If you're curious.

reddit.com/r/confession/comments/8urt8h/i_had_an_affair_with_colonel_gaddafi_in_the_late/

~Anna~

And welcome to the threads, I'm glad to have you here and I'm sure Vchan and the others would be as well.

omfgggh I'm tired of this story. i understand that you're just responding.

you had sex with a guy worth 200 billion?, niiice

was he good in bed?, anything awkward?, was his penis small

it's fake news

ommmggg stop feeding the troll

Sorry user. Have a time stamp to make up for it?

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you're asking about sex involving a minor

>found the attention whore who thinks this is facebook surrounded by beta orbitters and the rulesof Yea Forums don't apply because she is so spechial.

>Imagine being too pathetic to post your tits on a fucking anonymous Nigerian smegma cheese cultivating forum.

Tits or gtfo.

ughhhhhhh... I'm getting off the internet. Stop trying to be nice to me. I'm black

>impling anyone would believe this greasy, shit-stained piss monster could ever fuck a world leader

lmfao

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~Anna~

she's posted tits before. I'll vouch

i want to believe anons, let me be, in my twisted reality anna slept with gadaffi and thats that.
you're saying it like its a bad thing

>I'm Black
Um ok.

Well I just got out of the shower and was fixing myself a salad and some soup, so I got an olive oil stain on my pjs, occupational hazard. I guess.

~Anna~

Ever since I turned 40 the hordes of 20 somethings seeking my married cock haven't stopped. Why do you bitches love older men?

you'll be in my same spot 6 months from now. checked annaways

liar look at your dirt stained fingernails you nasty cunt

You're halfway there. Shirt off.

Here’s my dinner. :|

~Anna~

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didn't even realize i got trips of troof, but yeah, story seems dodgy as hell, so i'm gonna stop believing it

you dont want her sexually. imagine like an old whore.

why do I hate you so much?

what the FUCK

I don't. But rules are rules, and I see some big tits under that gray shirt.

if you did sleep with gadaffi, you must have plenty of artifacts from the time, any sane person would save them, is there any you can show if the story is actually real?

Are they that bad?

~Anna~

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would you want to see the tits of an old cracked out whore? you're basically asking the same thing. she isn't going to do it hopefully but still. your mindset is the issue

New hobbies are the key user, and a core group of ride or die frienda (just 1 or 2 we all need someone to lean on bro). Ive been through this shit and its horrible man, absolutely horrible, but its a fight that you can win. Also pets, a pet cat/dog/reptile/bird literally gives you purpose and something to care for. Pills and therapy work for some, speak to your Dr. before discontinuing the effects of quitting cold turkey can be catastrophic. That's how I beat it (for the most part, it will come back time and again you just need to learn to manage it). Also smoke some pot, try LSD (not until you're in a better mental space), gives you a whole new perspective on shit. Don't give up man. Also if you haven't gotten an education or learned a trade, do so, get curious, research, try shit out and see what you like everyone likes something my dude the chances of you being the one human on this earth with no interest in anything are slimmer than the chances of my dog sprouting wings and flying up to piss in my mouth. Do not give up, IT WILL GET BETTER. It always does bro

:( still feeding, huh?

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~Anna~

Mindset? This is Yea Forums. We used to have rules and standard. Pussies like you ruined it.

Before any business would be stated, we needed tits and timestamp.

I can go see any pair of tits I want, probably some quite nice ones. There are only billions out there.

Hers aren't particularly more important.
So your mindset is the issue here.

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~Anna~

nigga there's another rule! lurk moar! she posted tits a long time ago. don't be mad because you're a newfag

It's the entitlement. This isn't a place where people can expect respect and human dignity, and still she posts a timestamp with shirt on when it could easily be off. and her dinner complete with child's shitty crockery.

Add to that a whole bunch of juvenile RP drivel about 'papa'. Even if her larp about Gaddafi were vaguely true, holding him in esteem as some kind of pop culture cartoon character is grotesque. Fucking a dictator who tortured and killed people is also grotesque.

10 to 1 if she were real she would have written a shitty 'my life in a harem' type book where she is a wide eyed idealistic victim who was charmed by a suave Mediterranean man and 'made it out alive'.

This could be bought on ebay easily to support a larp. You are obviously too young to have been a tart for Gaddafi. Unless he molested you as a preteen girl.

It’s just gazpacho soup, a hard boiled egg, and some greens in olive oil anons...

~Anna~

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I don't care that you're older than me.

Let's see em, 46 is the new 30 anyways.

ughhhh! i hate you like Michael Scott hates Toby

ebay?

fucking stop putting pieces together

that hat is fake as fuck lol

omg! square up. real shit.

if you don't see what is wrong with that picture I don't think I can explain it to you.

How do I get over sexual anxiety with my wife? We don't have sex a whole lot recently, both have new jobs different schedules. When we go a while without sex it's like a 50/50 chance of me fucking it up because I'm nervous or anxious. I know I seriously shouldn't feel this, she's my wife for crying out loud, but it's really dragging me down.

+1 for cooking your hardboiled eggs properly

Then help a nigga out

Maybe.

Kek

Like I said, I’m not asking you to believe me. It’s cool if you don’t.

~Anna~

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what's going on in here

you have confused me with other anons you are replying to twice already. that's scatterbrained even by your standards.

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Thanks user.

~Anna~

you must be tripping user, if its not runny in the middle its burnt.

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~Anna~

Bro not being able to formulate words of how you feel is in no way related to being stupid. I have that problem. I've parted ways with the fucks to give to that anyway.

I used to see old paperback wank novels in the mid 80s about girls who were in harems to guys like Amin, and that was in the 80s and the books were older.

You are a bit late to the party femanon. You fucked an old man in his 60s who looks like a melted candle did you? You do not look to be older than in your 40s.

Not the user you're replying to but I can confirm not making the goal of sex an orgasm is pretty effective.

My now ex and I solved a lot of our intimacy issues in a pretty similar way.

I sat her down and we talked and she said she felt pressured to cum and I told her that wasn't my goal. The moment we were sharing was the goal, and that pretty much fixed that. We were good for 2 years before our fundamental incompatibilities couldn't be amended.

Hmm good point, thanks for that anna.

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~Anna~

Dayum son thanks for the additional input. That might be an issue, I will try that tomorrow.

My pleasure user, good luck!

~Anna~

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where the fuck is that quote...

"Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sort of good at something."

saying you aren't going to be good at something and using it as an excuse to not do it is just a feedback loop into your depression. pick something you'd like to do, and try to do it.

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~Anna~

Isnt that quote from adventure time?

tits or gtfo, fucking fail and aids all over this thread

Late to the party femanon.

> new thread when?

Hello femanon, welcome. I'll start a new one when this one reaches bump limit if there's interest.

~Anna~

i need to check your credentials

Double check ourselves.

I'll wait around then.

Damn. Get thread

you missed the trips

It's a BBC documentary pleb. Says a lot about you you won't read news on an israeli site, and think the BBC is part of some clandestine conspiracy.

You are mentally ill if you need one single source to confirm Gaddafi was a monster. There are hundreds of journalistic reports.

Dammit. Dubs checking trips of truth. Thank someone for vocaroo.

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Jeethus Cwithe.

she's a 57 year old woman LARPing on Yea Forums. You're not going to change her mind, sir.

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timestamp the breasts or leave.

I could understand a 15 year old girl as she claims to have been being duped into sex with one of the world's richest men in the 80s, but to come on here with some stupid hurrr papa's gonna get you!11!!1 RP and defending him? She really does belong here.

why my breasts

timestamped tits please femanon, also post anus.

Ahh, welcome back (H)anna, its been awhile. Still passing as a middle aged lady in your new life I see, makes the kid easier to explain.

Do you still miss Papa? Do you miss how he'd rather tell the world you were dead and replace you than own up to what he did to his little girl? Do you think of it when you look at your son and see him? You surely must remember the first time Papa asked you to sit in his lap?

Still think of joining him?

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it's tradition. but i would wait until the next thread to post them. for now just mentally prepare

because you have a spare in case you fuck up the first timestamp

anus posting is encouraged but not required

Who is David Berg to you?

What kind of package deal do i get for my breasts?

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Hang in there user

styrofoam, probably

>I would wait until the next thread
>I would wait
>wait ---

it's more of an exchange. some will continue to ask for nudes but most will accept and ask questions

idk what styrofoam is, srry

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Smh have some self respect mane

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shut it down

~Anna~

Can provide a great deal on (you)s

You get the warming feeling of feeling desired, and alleviating burning feelings of poor self esteem that have dogged you since childhood along with the grim certainty that your life is an empty abyss yawning towards death that has led you to this place.

Pic related.

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im just here to help anyone who has questions that most girls won't answer honestly.

i made some warm tea to feel

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Wherever I tell my fiance I'm frustrated about the lack of sex we have, she says something like "really? you're upset because I didn't fuck you, grow up". But then there are times where she gets mad at me because we haven't had sex in weeks. I honestly try, I lost my virginity to her 3 years ago so I'm not some sex pro but it's hard to git gud when I hardly have a chance. She almost lords over me with it. Or we'll spend the night watching movies and I'll lay off because she doesn't seem in the mood. Then in the morning she asks why I didn't fuck her.

Idk is a serious talk in order? I know could be more dominant in bed but when I try to be in control, she seems get irritated at the smallest shit.

Not listening to that. Type it out.

It's a bbc documentary from England. That website is just reporting the existence of it.

hey, we get that. but there were rules put in place in the beginning of the creation of this website. i suggest you follow them

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~Anna~

Maybe leave her. It probably won't get better, and will actively get worse as she gets older and loses interest in sex and feels bad about her declining looks.

Sounds like she is sick of you, even if she cares for you. It's why divorce and infidelity and open relationships exist.

I understand that, and I'm saying most of the world's powers have a vested interest in making him look as bad as possible, though many, like Russia, speak the truth.

I think if her were going to be sadistic then I would of come out a lot worse than what I did.

~Anna~

i like you's but i have twitch/youtube for that sort of need. im quite happy with my life currently actually.

if she is that annoying why are you still with her?

the rule is made for very specific conditions

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its good that you ask questions, but there's more to anna than you think fren

okay, this is the end of my politeness.

So you’re affiliated with the children of god?

How threatening, cute.

Understood.

I am deeply fascinated with your reply, and suggest that may want to consider fucking off out of the thread and not coming back. That or tits milady.

Be patient for the meds to get dialed in

It takes a while

You can't get rid of me that way, it's only encouragement.

Thanks for the pussy map

That would be a soft boiled or partially soft boiled egg user, hardboiled means the yolk is hard

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~Anna~

Anna - What's your favorite food? ~_~

Gee you've really come to the right place genius. I sure hope there aren't any mean people on this site who will try and tip you over the edge and then laugh about it.

Why don't you go to a site where people will support you? Like Reddit or FB.

Still not listening to this. Type it out.

user, as someone who is going through the same thing (I just got off bupropion because it wasn't helping and the side effects sucked) the biggest thing I've done to help me so far is exercise (specifically cardio). I highly suggest it if you haven't tried exercising. It's going to be extremely hard at first to get the motivation, but I guarantee you you will feel better after doing it (even if you do it for 10-15 min, the act of getting yourself to go to the gym and work out is the more important)

I was raised on Med food, so probably Italian, it reminds me of my mum's house and my Libyan great grandma cooking couscous and lamb.

Pizza is also pretty lit, as my students say.

~Anna~

I'm not affiliated with them, no.

~Anna~

ayyy anna, you're looking as busty as ever.

any chance we can see what kind of qt bra you're wearing tonight?

why am I so against Anna being thought of sexually?

Wrong reply?

because either you're julian and you don't wanna share your succ mommy, or you're projecting.

either way, stop being a lil shit

Well, I’m not wearing one. But here’s one from when I was...younger. Keep it for ‘reasons’.

It’s ok user, you get used to it after being here so long.

Also new thread?

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Because you are an invertebrate.

My bad user. I tried to say something profound and ended up posting a previous response. But looks like the other femanons answered for me.

~Anna~

Sure why not? You can shit up the new thread with larping and lack of tits too.