Secrets thread for the laughs :)
Secrets thread for the laughs :)
Was molested by my friend as I slept growing up. Kinda liked it.
Started touching my other friends in their sleep.
Progressed to eventually fucking with the first friend that touched me.
I am an exhibitionist
Do you walk around with plugs in?
I was sexually assaulted as a teenager and when I told people in authority they all basically said "Well not much we can do about some boys being boys."
This led me to selling my virginity for several grand to a rich pervert so that I could choose how I lost it, and I was a part-time escort all through college. Not even for the money, just to try to not feel powerless.
It took a lot of therapy to treat relationships seriously, but I'm getting married next year. My fiance doesn't know the full extent, he thinks that I was a camgirl for tuition money.
Bump
No, just naked, sometimes with a boner
My wife is older than my mother.
My dad wrote me a few days ago that he had surgery. I went to visit him hoping he's dying. No, he apparently had dental surgery for implants. What a shmuck.
INB4 No, I don't inherit any significant money.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
what a legend.