Be me

This is you

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You're such a poor bastard. Come clean with her about your feelings ASAP to see where you stand at. Otherwise she will milk you dry and laugh about it with her real best friends.

I know you're a guy, she's probably a dirty little sex freak.

My younger cousing wouod do this kimd of weird stuff with me.
She would ask to chew my gum, drink from my beverages and would even ask for and save the receipts from whereever we went on the weekend. Its no soo perverted.

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Yep. It's confirmed. Thanks for the advice but go back to incels.me, thank you

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I dunno. It might just be one of those things that's in the realm of weird yet normal.

Its something a person will mostly do when theyre young.
If you 25 or over and had spent the past 5 years banging her, you wouldnt do anything remotley like this. You just want to get closer to her but there is currently a friend zone barrier that is stopping that, so you settle for her bodily fluids

good point tbh. I am thinking about asking her out in a few weeks when there's actually shit to do other than class work.

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Only thing confirmed here is that you're friendzoned Betabux provider. I don't really care, it's your money after all that your mother worked her ass for.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hTljCYjieJg

Probably a steady diet of hardcore pornography and a lack of real world female attention.

How will you ask her out? Dont fuck this up. Have the both of you been out alone together in the past as just friends?
You dont want to go out again on another friend date, breh.

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OOGA BOOGA BETA MALE MODERN FEMALE BAD *Albanian anthem plays*

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You are a faggot. No one can escape the friendzone and even if did she would realize how much of a sperg you are and go fuck Tyrone

how is it an underrated thread? it got 7 replies within minutes of being posted.

fucking retard.

Most likely confessing and then going on. We've been out together before and have been friends for a while so it wouldn't be weird.

dilate

>confess
Breh, dont do it. She'll laugh it off. You have to naturally move toward a more intimate physical position with her.

As in making a move? I suppose. I'm not working on the fine details much anyways, since there s weeks before I can do shit and one has to ensure they're not unnatural.

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What I mean is she wont take you seriously no matter how serious you are if you confess. It'll be too awkward, she'll feel like youve put her on the spot and wont know what to do.
Just be cool and the next time the both of you are together joke with her about how friend stuff is cool and all, but she needs to "get into some boyfriend girlfriend stuff" with you. Remeber dont act serious with her when you say it. Youre trying to plant the idea of it being possible in her mind. Nothing has to happen that night, but try placing your hands on her often.

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This is going to bomb hard. Good luck OP

No its not. Ive used this method twice successfully.
Be more productive and contriboot

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Ah. Thank you. I'll definitely take it into consideration.

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You get what I mean, right? You'd have had time to plan your confession then when you spring it on her, she wouldnt have had time to come up with a response.
The next time you see her after that, place your right hand firmly but gently around her left wrist. Pull her slowly toward you then place your left hand o her right hip and pull inward.
The entire time you do this, joke causally. Say stuff like "oh yea? Why do you resist me" and "what are you laughing about?" Never make a serious face when doing this.
Get her left hip pressed firmly up against your crotch when pulling her in.
She'll like it

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I mean, he wasn't wrong.

You better say something quick to this girl, or you are doomed. The funny thing is, she already knows it. You just need to confirm it or she will put you through the wringer. Back in high school, I had the same issue. I was always thinking I could woo her with my niceness and friendship, but it wasn't until I said something, did anything change. She said no, I left it at that. A couple months later, she sent me this long bullshit sob story about how she missed me. I told he once again, I'm not into being friends anymore. That night, she came over to "talk". We dated for three years after that.

>2019
>vicarious atonement

You're worse than the incels.

Yeah, never be be direct or honest about your intentions. Start acting completely differently to the reasons she likes you as a person and say creepy and awkward things like this. Make sure to violate her personal space.

Or you could not make a big deal out of it, say you'd like more, and if she says no you get over it like a big boy and ask another girl out.

>be direct and honest
>make a direct honest face at her
>sex is a transaction. Say I want sex, if she say yes, insert penis into vagina
>girls love robots and robotic interactions

>"Why do you resist me"

Because having a normal conversation with someone you know is bound to be more awkward than that.

What world do you people live in? It's cool that you read some PUA shit but the fact is she's either interested in him sexually/romantically or not. And, in spite of him being all loved up and obsessed with her, there's a fuck ton of women out there that he'd also like. Man up, ask her out, move on.

>asking someone out that youre already out with
>moving onto thousands of vapid whores on some sex app
Being playfully affectionate is very desirable to females.
If you think females are straight forward about everything, you dont know wtf youre doing and you likely have settled for some landwhale to slam when youre drunk enough

Literally only a sperg would write sentences like "why do you resist me" and think people in the real world actually talk like that.

People joke like that with their gfs all the time.
Have you never joked with your girlfriend, user?

ask her how she feels about you?
or do it fallout 4 style ''is everything alright with us''

Yeah, but I don't sound like a sperg trying to remember when he read Romeo and Juliet in school.

I think maybe youre not paying attention to the fact that im saying he should causually say it jokingly.
Youre fantasizing about some theater fag getting on one knee or something.
I never read romero and juleot.
Why dont you stop worrying about what I post and be more productive and contribute

I am not doubting your lack of education. That much is fair.