How do I tell my gf I gave her herpes ?

how do I tell my gf I gave her herpes ?

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Did you get herpes from cheating or a previous escapade?

> I gave you herpes

You don't bc she's gona get pissed and leave you. Keep tagging that ass until you have to answer the question or you decide to leave.

>Hi babe, you are now among the majority of the world population infected with Herpes Simplex

Don't tell, let her discover. She'll find out sooner or later anyway

Piece of shit

Delusional piece of shit

Huge piece of shit.

you dont. when she eventually has a breakout you play dumb as a mother fucker and pretend she gave that shit to you.

I don’t give a fuck about your thread I just want to know WHO THIS BITCH AND HER GIANT AMAZING TITTIES IS

It's Amy Reid

thanks!

>if you know she now has herpes then she knows she has herpes
>if she knows she has herpes then she knows she got it from you
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>unless she's fucking someone else too

Hey babe I gave you aids. Haha just kidding, I gave you herpes. Now tell me how happy are you that you dont have aids.

Problem solved, your welcome

You don't
>have a girlfriend

literally the only bad thing about it is the gross name

Delusional? How you fucking mong

This is the only fun way

did she have prior partners? i know theres anonymous reporting services that will text a number and say that one of your previous sexual partners has been tested for an STD and that you should get checked.

1. find some other dude with herpes.
2. let your gf cuck you.
3. ?
4. profit!

Do NOT tell her! You will fuck up relationship and will get 0 points for honesty... Herpes can stay dormant for many years, so it's possible she had it even before you did!!