Waifu thread

waifu thread

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claiming creeper

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Yuu Yuu Yuu Yuu
up late, Yuu-chan
aw man

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y-yea i know.. should be heading to bed soon
how're you?

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doing alright
it's dark outside
i have class in a few hours
i'm having fun making a silly mashup

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oh okay, sounds like a nice time, hope class goes well
what's the mashup?

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thank you, i hope your sleep goes well
it's just a mix between two unlikely songs. something from Cry of Fear and Splatoon.
i'm scared of sharing it because i feel i'll be judged
i forgot to ask, are you doing well?

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i see how it is now...


uh huh.

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hello dark friend poster
how are you this afternoon?

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th-thanks, i'd hope so too.. it's been kind of worse than usual recently, but i also keep on going to bed too late so that doesnt help..
that's alright, i just hope you're having fun with it! sounds interesting
yes im alright enough, not as tired as i'd like though.. didnt do much today, should've played more bloodborne.. but i also got out of bed pretty late today

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ur thread died the second I hit post

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aw, okay. well, maybe you should sleep early this time. no point in wasting away this way.
it does fun! i hope it sounds good
hmm... maybe you should uh... drink some warm milk to get yourself sleepy?
hey friend

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sup
The cosplay shit is gonna be more annoying than thought. I have to wait 2 days till I can order since the credit card was busted so I had to use ur money to pay bills today. Gonna get ma moneys on the 25th so 2 days delay.

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Hey guys how have things been going

I've been catching up on my classes and brainstorming character plots.

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:(

fren...
so sad.

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lol epic
that's okay, as long as you're happy
hi there
i don't recall you, sorry
i'm sorry, friend, i hadn't known.

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I have arrived home
Hi thread

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Seras

I thought I should change characters for a bit. Seems to help me be less lude.

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it's already late is the problem.. i dont even really do much, idk how i end up staying up late
woo, fun things are fun
i-i dont know if i want to do that.. i'll just try to sleep really hard i guess.. also been having more trouble than usual geting to sleep when im in bed
i am gonna head to bed now though, so goodnight, hope you have a good day. maybe we can talk more later too

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hi home, i'm thread
oh, i see.
cool

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i guess you just don't want the fun to end!
yes, they are! woo!
aww, okay... what about those melatonin things or whatever?
sleep well. i hope you feel very well rested

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you never do...
it's breaking my heart fren
rhetorically

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So how are things with you?

Are you a student, or do you have a career?

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Notice how I didn't say "I'm home"
I'm wise to the tricks of the Jedi

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i woke up 1 hour before i posted the thread, friend. and 50 minutes after that had i only started my computer
i am a student. i learn things.
hi wise to the tricks of the Jedi, i'm dad

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i already take melatonin.. maybe too often though
nini

oh, sorry
sleep well :)

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Doesn't count you already lost >:(

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this is your fault.
):

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dang
i'm sorry, i have no idea what happened
may you tell me the problem?

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Well, nothing I could have done
Mhm.. sadly that's not all. The jacket is made for women so I'll have to order XL and then make all the other parts tighter

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I am the supreme champion

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Do you know what you want to do with your life?

Any dream to fulfill, or aspirations to achieve?

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>start up a game
>on second thought let's play a different game
>start up other game
>aaaah nah this will take too long, let's go back to the first
>starts up first game
>actually, the other game is more fun
oh, what a shame. it seems trying to dress as a girl means you have to buy girls' clothing.
hi the supreme champion, i'm dad
i'm going to get rich and give away housing to neets

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this is my waifu and i love her

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Anime girl + hat = good image
Basic maths

Aha so you admit I am the supreme champion

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she's really cute and i'm glad you love her
hi the supreme champion, i'm dad

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A leather jacket isn't girls clothing u shmock.
That means urs is bad since no hat, right? quick math

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Generous aspirations are great indicator of moral fortitude.

I am much the same I want my genetics research to result in saving lives of people around the world, and eradicating genetic disorders.

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you're not here when i want you to be here.
you are to remain here at all times yet you fail me like this...
any more and imma cry! mean!
how could you

you could have come and gave me a proper handshake
it's all i ever want from you
i mean it

now you
why is this happening
not fair!

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Hi

No that is not how math works
If 5+5=10, that does not mean that 6+4 doesn't equal 10

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I love her too Tsugu

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Ey, it was ur job to come here, not mine to go to yours.
Actually, my math is correct. We've got a states, hat and no hat, animu and no animu that's binary and-gate. That means 1+1= good, 1+0 =bad, 0+1=bad. If either animu or hat are missing an and-gate would give u a false.

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she is! and im glad youre glad
how are you today?
s-sorry, i dont really know whats happening. are you okay?
im glad you do :)
how are you today?

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Absolutely wonderfull had a great night yesterday at the movies

I think I fell in love again.

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Is that an artist rendition of Cordon?

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i'm sorry
i didn't know it affected you like that
i assure you it's nothing personal. i'm just weird
hello
she desu! and i'm glad you're glad
i'm doing alright. i'm a bit hungry and tired but i'll live with it
i want to buy more neetropics
>I think I fell in love again.
yes, you told him this last night.

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This song is great
youtu.be/zYEU6MtY06w

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See you're immediately wrong cos that's NERD stuff
Nerd stuff immediately equals not good, thus you cannot talk about what is good and what is not

Dad can we have mcdonul

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you're always like this
twisting things around to your benefit
it's too abusive
we should take a break.

what do you think

then again... what do YOU think.

you can't do this anymore!
be mindful of others fren :(
it hurts.

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Wasnt sure who was on last night sorry.

Tried to go to lunch with him today but some stuff got in the way.

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yes
would you like a happy meal with a toy?
i'm sorry
have fun

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thats great! im glad to hear it :)
i hope everything goes well :)
desu she! im glad your glad
i see, i hope you can get a snack and a nap :)
more? do you like them?
i-i dont know, im sorry...
i hope you feel better soon...

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That's not nerd stuff..
Without that you'd not have ur animu shows to masturbate to.
what are u talking about
>

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Yes I do!!!

Stop jerking off to imaginary women, loser

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u can't just use my sentence, add an insult and send it back

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she desu is! i'm glad you're glad
i'll get a snack and a nap later
for now i need to get prepared to leave
okay get in the van

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u can't just use my sentence, add an insult and send it back, loser

The big white one?

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sissy are u sure u are feeling alright?

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yes, with "free candy" written on the side

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this is my waifu

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yes! im glad youre glad
alright, sounds good :)
fair enough, i hope it all goes smoothly

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Maybe I am, maybe I'm not
When did I say I was or wasn't?

Do I get in the back or front?

Nezuko has nice hair and this is a fact

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I think they are he is reciprocating my flirting and we held hand last night. He just makes me really happy.

Didnt work out like I said. Well have to find another time. We may be able to watch one of his movies over at his place. I havent watched many horror movies and he really likes them so I want to watch some of the good ones I haven't seen.

The thing that makes this so amazing to me it that not only do we have a shiton in common, and get along great, but he is absolutely gorgeous. I'm not joking when I say that he has the exact same body as schrodinger, up to you if you are into that, but its 10/10 to me.

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im sorry.
sometimes... i dont know you know?
there are just thse days where everything happens after another and boom all is fucked and shit and fucked and you don't know anymore

this is not the right state of mind to be here excuse me.
and sorry

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That's why I'm asking

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I like her too like the whole show, hope they get more seasons.

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desu! i'm glad you're glad
i hope things sound good for you, too
i hope so, too. especially the class.
oh you'll be getting something in the back
have fun
it's okay, friend
i'm sorry to trouble you, again
stay safe

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Never am

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that sounds like its going pretty well :)
im glad youre happy
i am not into that, but im glad to hear that you are :)
its okay, no need to be sorry.
im sorry things are so rough for you right now, i hope it gets better soon, even if only a little bit.
good luck, stay strong
デス!im glad youre glad
uhhh yes? i guess? i have to do a thing in about an hour and a half, but the rest of my day is free to do whatever!
good luck!

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Then maybe u should change shit. I suggest enormous amounts of alcohol every day.

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です! i'm glad you're glad
rest of day being free is good! i hope you enjoy it a super ton of a lot enjoyment fun things are fun!
thank you. you, too!

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Make me bitch
I ain't boutta put effort into this

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...maybe its デース? anyway im glad youre glad :)
indeed! im sure i will, thank you :)
you're very welcome

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>drinking
>effort
What next, too lazy to wipe your own ass? I don't even wanna know what the backside of ur pantsu looks like...

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Sorry dont want to weird you out, so how has life been treating you, have you figured out your path forward through life?

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I was typing out a joke, but my dignity stopped me midway through
Damn shame, it was a doozy

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Must be a shitty joke if it ain't worth telling.
I need a drink. U want a diesel too?

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i dunno. anyway i'm also glad you're glad (:
deedin! i believe in you, you're welcome (:
verily i thank you

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No thanks, I prefer unleaded

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
heeck!!
400 meters off today!!
what the heck!
how can i suck this bad i hates it!!
this one makes 1.2km in 6 mins! so its not the speed! if i go slower i wont make it!!
this sucks!!

somebody hecking smack me with the ultra mega deat fire git gud stick!!

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Maybe that joke would have been funny if diesel wasn't the most common mix in the world.

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lol u are mad trash

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try me ill trash you into the dum bakas go into this trash can!!

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Anybody hear about that disease being spread by mosquitoes in the midwest?

Heard a few ppl died from it in town, which worries me because I just got bit a few hours ago.

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its alright, you havent weirded me out
uhhh its been alright. i dont really have a path froward, im just going to keep floundering sideways forever, i think.
but thanks for asking
me either, but im still glad youre glad :)
denied! thank you :)
you are very welcome

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More inglés, less weeb, pendejo

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The joke is hilarious, not my fault you don't get my comedic genius

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Sissy please, we both know it's trash. Just.. I'll act like it's funny next time, alright`?

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Hi Muffin

How has life been going for you?

Anything interesting going on in Finland?

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Unleaded is petrol! Diesel is petrol! It's a hilarious joke and you're just jealous cos you didn't think of it

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you'll probably be fine
if you're scared then drink some gin & tonic
well, i'm also glad you're glad (:
no please let me in qq! you're welcome (:
thank you very much

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You dont have any dreams to fulfill, or do you just not know what to do to move toward them?

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Not really scared just need to go to the doctors if I feel like I have a cold. Which I don't.

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ha.. haha. yes, i get it

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me too :)
i-i was just mixing the letters around, sorry
youre very welcome :)
my dreams are incompatible with reality

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Who dis

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Clearly you don't, or else you'd be laughing much harder

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omae wa mou shindeiru
me, three (:
it's okay, i'm just kidding
thank you very much (:

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take that!

juossu vaa ei oo oikeestaan kiinnosta puhuu sulle ku oot ollu nii itsekäs mulkku

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hahahahahaha... *inhales* HAHAHAHAH.... end me

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PERKELE

Mabey you could write about them.

That's what I did with mine.

Mabey you are an artist.

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Nice touble trips
Couldn't you have done that with a full body pic AND a trash bin pic that doesn't cut off like that? Would have been an awesome pic.

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STILL NOT LAUGHING HARD ENOUGH

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Sorry, forgot I had a date with dad. See you.. u know.. around

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TORILLE

i tried my best ok...

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I appreciate the effort but next time, a lil more time investment, aight? :* kissu smile

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me four :)
o-oh, my bad.
youre very welcome :)
i tried, i got frustrated and gave up
same thing with art
the problem is the things i want are also things i dont want to want, and feel bad about wanting.

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>Selfish dick
I'm sorry what did I do?

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me, five (:
it's okay, you're still my fren.
very thank you

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thats alot of investments!!

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Gues you still have to figure yourself out. Just keep your eyes open for stuff that captures your interest unexpectedly.

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Eat ass, smoke grass, nothing last forever, aim to achieve the most amount of happiness while you live.

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DO IT
I eat lots of ass

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And please do remember to floss.

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never!!
pay up with internet points!!
i warn you i have puarto rican credit card!!

whats floss??

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me six :)
thats good, thank you! youre still my fren too :)
youre very welcome
i appreciate it, but i think im pretty well figured out, there's not much left

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What stuff do u accept? My usual clients want hentai so... here, have some futa incest

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me, seven (:
good things are good, you're welcome! thank you (:
thank very you

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what the heck
ill trade it for forget all juice

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I only have 4 beer left and ain't even wasted yet... go buy ur own

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Futa+Incest=Gay+Taboo

more please

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I don't have much of it left...

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me eight :)
they are! and thank you! and the thanks is all mine :)
youre very welcome

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never mind then...

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sorry I guess
Holy fuck.. I've never seen ham legs as disgusting as these

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okay bye frens
me, niner (:
they desu! and you're welcome! and the welcoming is all yours (:
verily i thank you
is that a bulge?

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Agreed

It reminds me of the girls in street fighter bleh

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Kinda, but those don't have dicks. Crossplay is cool and all but MAYBE don't wear skin tight shit?...

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Goodby

God bless

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Fuck ISP jannies

Those are nice

The ones in the earlyer picture are just too huge.

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Bump

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Bump

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