TODAY i will respect your personal space and only speak when spoken to

imp ressive

and you cant not use it is the best part
for half the things you have to 1. see them with your own peepers 2. scan 3. pick them up
cause they wont be interactable if you dont scan
dont even get me started on the map markers
>enemies
is this some sort of joke im to likeable to understand

honey I'm straight-up retarded

unchecked trips

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DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY HEIGHT
dont be so hard on yourself everyone misplaces their little lego pants every now and then

see

i get into brutal car crashes because I CAN TAKE IT

so glad youre here to saev the daye bby
thats not a check it cleverbot
i dont get into brutal car crashes because I WALK EVERYWHERE YOU SHOULD SEE MY ASS

pic plz

don't bully my gf

sent :^)

stop hitting my bull with a stick then you know its my job

nooo im going have 2 twist ur nipplels if u dont stop ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

three steps ahead of you boyo my niplels are already hecka twisted

dubs confirm
wlel than im going twist ur balls
>( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

wew whats gotten into you young man have you entirely forgotten your vows

Por que

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vows are made to be broken

is everyone this thirrrstay today is a full moon coming or
cause i have to know

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I'm not thirsty I'm thirty

n11ce
better late than never?

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that looks like ants are eating away at the balls

is that a good or bad thing

it's balls and dicks, there are condoms on the dicks

I guess it depends
yes and ants on teh balls

says the person who gives me crap for shaving

what when

ah yes you r legion for you are many

honestly i think it was the iron pills that brought back my ability to sweat

>respect your personal space
nice
>only speak when spoken to
we can enjoy silence together

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

...

ill be taking this (you)
have a good day

DO NOT DIZTURB SIGN - MANCAVE

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u2

I have no poop and I must boi

i have no boi and i must poop :^)

no idea wat to wear tomorrow i still have time to kms

>fuck you morrigan and fuck your dumb platformer puzzles my head hurts im getting in the hole NOW
>dorian disapproves

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doorway sniffer

dramatic suits

cool trips satan BUT it's not no poop november yet

do not remind me of time

ooooo ouch

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and THIS TRASHBAG just turns patriotic outta nowhere

>100 hours
excuse me

honey im hungarian

I did Nazi that coming.

nice nazi dubs

le thank's

oh so crys dealing with stuff
makes sense
someone has to

vamos a la playa oh oho o o o o

>wen youve been stressing out for so long you literally cant be stressed anymore
i like this feel a lot
however
we know im not going to sleep just yet now the question is
do i do the childish thing that makes us all the cursed generation in the eyes of our fathers
or do i do the thing that makes you go blind and stuff
i thank you very much

y not both

wow morrigan a nerrrd

basshunter dota

CHECKEM

>do i do the thing that makes you go blind
don worry the masturbation makes you go blind thing isn't actually true, the church just made that up

why can't I be anything without you

smol fins

theres a storm going on

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cortana schedule that optician appointment
goodnight and good luck

oh god

nonono no no

okay

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yeah blur dat shid good

god

the SHITS in my VEINS

vodka from a plastic bottlee

im just water fam
also so hungarian
if i puke i have no idea what can come up

so far err1 nice n cool
this coffee is one too many for sure

bruh

nice le tripsie's

thankie

thanks satan for my loud voice
pit fifty ppl in a room and youre in hell

Your fortune: Average Luck

FFFFFUUUUUCKINNNG HELL

I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel

That's how I met my best friend after he hit me in the head with a Tackle Box

honey im at the location

im officially pretty now

absolutely fuck looney tunes

honey i really like men

>.>

now how do i get drunk without drinking

...

Gunshot straight to the back of the head

n11ce numbos freund

my man i dont even HAVE a walmart hee

honestly? soak tampon in alcohol and shove in ass. apparently it's really easy to get alcoholic poisoning this way tho

i know that
shoulve phrased it differentlel
how to get drunk without alsohol in any form

ass trippin

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>333
>trips

nice

honey im no longer of hungarian descent

omg thankk

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You've never known true High until you centipede trip that is to say you have fallen over a chair and then hit the floor like a centipede

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um floors are friends
not food

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the too much gene might be a thing

trips over bola, its e. bola
youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

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democracy is ded
im ded
bought wine cause it doesnt count right
she picked up she was very nice
what the fuck do i talk about with new parents
now im thinking of ass wine and holy shit

Are you fat in real life? because you sound fat

im not my dad thank you very much no secret garden shit here

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i am for my standards but not for much longer

i bet someones done itand got some form of growth in there

even more mosquito bites holy smokes is it me paying denbts from when my blood was useless

wow wine is fucking shit why is it always a surprise
gimme an hour

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wasnt he supposed to fucking leave

Just report and move on

for what exactly

Anything

honey im almost there

and got it

wine is exclusively for elderly roasties and french people

dont forgetti the spaghetti

I have never eaten a plate of spaghetti in my life

Looks like a plate of hair why would you ever want to eat something like that with blood on top You must be some kind of crazy person what's next you can eat pizza which looks like bloody flesh

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>he doesnt eat hair
why are you here

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

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that makes one of you

TRANQUIL AS A FOREST

to quote a wise woman
eere we fucking goe

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fugg the kids messaged me with such nice things i dint expect theyd remember ;-; yeah its an emoticone

i swear to god deborah theyre makin these bottles smaller and smaller

jesus christ stop asking me out for beers do you not remember how i am when beer'd whats your problem people

and yes the stalky boi texted me as well why do you like me i have nothing to offer

>theres no (you)s in tevinter. what else matters??

nice le dubsie's

*dibs menorah*

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plot twist he fucks bees

an ambassador
u heartless fug

>youll have my support in whatever form you require
dont say thos thing

uhm excuse me but where are my dole dippers, sir

I think Joe has 'em

you know how everydaye we frogpost and are generally sadbois fucking eww?
well i just came back from the best of walks
>doggo autistic, old ladies laughing at him
>cool wind, not the cancer kind doe
>drunk JUST ENOUGH (you cant black out
on wine)
>maybe not even fully clothed (it dark)
we walked and walked and it reminded me of my high school years when my frien n i would walk a lot to and from our things and maybe homework wasnt the worst of our worries even then but nothing mattered when we were walking and talking
and laughing
laughing a lot
i wish some of you weird fucks and i could experience that together one day

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euphoria but not the violet kind the mild one if im making any sense
last longer
if it happens some more maybe one day ill say it was worth it

violent* xd
lasts*

>we frogpost and are generally sadbois
can't relate
mild, long lasting euphoria is probably just happiness

sounds nice

it was

the kek is a lie

you are the lie

the air smells wonderful tonight
it really does

thing's r goin to get bettre

thing's r goin to get wosre

Bitch stop posting so much

bitch keep getting dubs

keep getting dubs so much

i will
just not right now

youtube.com/watch?v=wKNshaDWJ0c

i know happiness i think
that was more
its like that sometimes
fucked chemistry out of the blue

well your probably right
how would I know

you wouldn't

penis in butt

that's my husband you're posting just so you know

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do you make him run a kissing booth during festivals
asking for a friend

cant sleep
mistakes were made again

show some appreciation to your crunch munchers

i mean i keep one under the table she nurses the beasts

*tries to sleep on your laptop*

put on rain noises on youtube that's good shit

real rain dint help

real rain is too quiet most of the time (at least from my bedroom) it works better when it's a lil louder

no he only wants to kiss me

thats what he thinks now

thanks yuji i managed to into like 6 hrs of sleepings

I woke up like five minutes ago when I was attacked by wild animals after the door locked behind me

Hyenas are surprisingly cute did you ever notice that

dubs nice and yes theyre my fav wild aminal i shitpost bout them a lot

rain vids are much easier to choose from than what i nirmally listen to

*collects data from monkey horde*

I didn't really get attacked actually it was a large variety of animals in the same room and they all gathered around because someone had locked the door leaving me behind and I kept trying to walk through the door like it was a fog wall and it wouldn't work

The hyena was the one that walked straight up to me and addressed me before any other animal came near

I started to feel pretty scared though cuz I was realizing it was a dream so I shut off the Xbox and woke up immediately just like I've always done since I was a child

she just wanted a cig
good thing you didnt enable her

jesus how cold

So cold

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yeah it's amazing I do this every night got me a little bluetooth speaker for it

everyday I hunt for the next one, for the perfect picture that I can hang on my wall

honey im
im tired

pretty sure ill lose 4 kg this month

changing sheets
tell ur mom

xvideos.com/?k=lisa ann prison brazzers
chiang kai chek em
taiwan is kill
because you cant roll a doob

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holy shit everythings habbenign so much

post a pic of that girl from work

honestly maybe dont buy a flat with someone youve been with for less than half a year especially with money you dont have
some sad shit eh

jesus what happened

ww2

i dont think i can do it captain

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CHARGE IN WHILE YOU CHARGING

LEGALIZE RAPE

INFINITE LIVES FOR PRINCESS PEACH NO NEED TO BAN RAPE

EXCUSE ME SIR THAT DOG IS AN ANIMAL

ccccccccccccccccccccccc i mean dubs checked

my name is doubt for i am questionablel

damn you funcom
why u need to release the pack i wanted months after ive stopped playing

got told bad bad things today
was never ever a thing before
wat happened
probably just adopted the wonky intonation from dem youtubez
having a crisis as we speak not gonna lie lmoa

u have ass cancer?

worse
apparently i sound british now

its because we retook the holy land from america

>the holy land
you mean da popes liquor store?

so....... donut peaches are the next big thing

thanks for confiding in us i t means a lot

id prefer a peach donut tho and i dont even eat donuts
id eat a peach one

does that mean u have tooth cancer

probably means i will
literally s ha ki ng

arrrgh balding teeth I'd literally kms

dubs confirm ud literally kys

>come homo
>go to bed
>get up at 22 to do paperwork
>look at it
>go back to bed
lol i feel like crying just constantly

IMBIAMBA

>22 CHECKEM

peppa penis

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le gasp

alway rember happy daye

december 2014?

"se esta ambientando"
>se esta ambientando

>when he says he's going to kill the mexican schizo spammer
M O I S T

and it turns out its a doctor of necromancy and your children die after raping the cleaning lady and screaming "soooohhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee leeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
and then all the school children chant
"soy un niño y viole a tu madre, soy el enemigo"
>i am a child and a raped your mother, i am the enemy
children around the world 2019, right now

the worst

came he to post thi

the shits are coming
im forgetting something am i not

nice dubs sweet prince

TELL ME LIES, TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES

one could kill for that

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

in hell your soul will decompose

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honey im a husk

i like children

[redacted]

i walked so much at work yet im still doing laps around the place cause brain errors errywhere i guess
the other people are exactly like me for the most part tho everyone walking the good ole zambie

dubs u fug

so dumb
i have to do all the filler quests to do trespasser by the time im done it wont be worth it
you used to be good bioware

Wish I had dubs

baggage

luggage

lyf sux 430 bless it

sumtiems it dont doe

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

what in the heck are we even mourning tonight

real men don't need no reason to be mourning

thats not how script writing works

it women who r dum irrational n literally from spaes remember
real men need to have at least one dead friend/ wife/child

or dog but then it kinda reddit

>it women who r dum irrational n literally from spaes
this but unironically

i like and respect ur post like i like and respect my govment

>404
respecc not found
see me after class

Same

remember not to exceed ur tear quota w hich is 1 (one)

dubs nice
it's never more than one tear if the tear never stops

welp he found the loophole boys pack up switch the lights off kiss the coroner

checkmate athiests hit the deck

Shivering nighttime
How a herbal, warm tea waits
whilst watching the void

band my names

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He gets on with life as a poster,
He's a poopy kinda chap.
He likes hydrating and doing your mom.
He likes to contemplate ass.
But when he starts to daydream,
His mind turns straight to cock.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about cock with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's ass making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Ass or...
Cock?

He likes to use words like 'dubs' and 'checked.'
He likes to use words about ass.
But when he stops his talking,
His mind turns straight to cock.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about cock with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's ass making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Ass or...
Cock?

He likes to hang out with user and namefigs.
But when left alone,
His mind turns straight to cock.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about cock with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's ass making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Ass or...
Cock?

He hates winter and weebs.
But he just thinks back to cock,
And he's happy once again.

Oh oh oh!

Check 'em

deep poopboi lore
the void was good shit

ebin

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cool check bub
my teas gone clod i wondre y

pretty sure some of these are my incognito google searches btw

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this butt iron and call it a whore, love is horseman

lole
fugging under a bridge for free aint even a dollar

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filmkorn.org/super8data/database/toys_list/toys_kenner/kenner_easy_motor.htm

this inserted inside your tits or women are worthless

best post itt

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, my subscribebs, it's time.
It's time, my subscribebs (aight, my subscribebs, begin).
Straight out the nice dungeons of rap.

The face drops deep as does my ass.
I never fly, 'cause to fly is the mother of pass.
Beyond the walls of posts, life is defined.
I think of dubs when I'm in an esforest state of mind.

Hope the gas got some grass.
My glass don't like no dirty mass.
Run up to the class and get the pass.

In an esforest state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The pink face?
You complain about rudefigs.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the case.

I'm rappin' to the fortune,
And I'm gonna move your misfortune.

Clean, smol, funni, like a water
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a totter.

I can't take the rudefigs, can't take the picture.
I woulda tried to sleep I guess I got no stricture.

I'm rappin' to the misfortune,
And I'm gonna move your fortune.

Yea, yaz, in an esforest state of mind.

When I was young my mother had a place.
I waz kicked out without no grace.
I never thought I'd see that base.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my mother's race.

A big boot is quite the suit.

Thinking of dubs. Yaz, thinking of dubs (dubs).

Charming, chocolatey check my naughty, nervous numbers

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W.T.F!!!!!!!!!!!!

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trips!! woooh!!!

dubs! woooh!!

hoo da fug needs eyesight eh
shit

goodnite

nightly dubs

dubs checkin dubs omg

ermagerd

because you are weak
and i am strong
just kidding
you "can't" be anything without them because you cling to them

I was just postang sum lyrics

that makes sense

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So this is the definition of true strength

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no, but this is

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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So basically you're saying that beasts are weak because they depend on others

>inb4 you retcon your entire post without addressing your words

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is it weakness to give power to other?
symbiosis is a thing in nature
the birds eat the knats on the big beast and the big beast protects birds from catsized predators while they snack

There's no such thing as a big beast retard its 2019

if it's 2019 then how come i'm still here?
check mate atheists

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Hurr durr duh doy durr?

hnnngh cringe based based cinge based zoomies zooming zoomies zoomer zoomies

[Incoherent]

little was gained from this brief interaction

[Baby noises]

[screeches in r2d2]

youtu.be/Q5l2ChAqRDg

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poop

Musty odor made it difficult to breathe along with trash-strewn about the cell and unflushed toilet

->unholy

You're all going to hell and you've been indicted for war crimes soz

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Young girls apply for internships with big beautiful smiles and not enough Personnel to take care of any aspect of the facility resulting in an extreme biohazard risk and widespread corruption

Meanwhile officers have brain damage from drinking poison well water cuz no one told them the Watershed was contaminated by fracking runoff

They can't shut their mouths for one freaking minute to listen to another person talk so they don't even know the water is poisoned

*leaves you in the water and goes to party*

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>energy

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Where are you right now?

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nice flat universe dups >pro