Here's your pizza, sir. That'll be $26.95 plus tip.
Here's your pizza, sir. That'll be $26.95 plus tip
Adrian Sanders
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Nicholas Thompson
how about just the tip?
Blake Cook
I hope your tip right here *ziiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Dominic Bell
Why the fuck would you open my pizza on my doorstep? Just gimme the box, idiot. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Juan Martinez
I don't tip, you dirty communist. Now get off my property
Justin Ortiz
Why can't you Americans just say $27 instead of a random number to fuck you over with change?
Jaxon Russell
Tip.
>You'll make $100 if you drop your pants and bend over.
>I'll even let you eat the pizza.
Nathaniel Allen
"Here come on in for a sec let me grab the money"
*Pizza girl steps in
*I lock the door and stand in front of it "you know I got 2 tips for you"
Nathan Rogers
Taxes n sheeit
William Rivera
Fuck you. What's on it