Alright B, I think I got myself a few stories to tell of the recent relationship I got in. For now, we'll call her Queen Yea Forumsee. Not because she is queen of Yea Forums, but simply because she's the Queen of Autistics that I hang out with for weekly entertainment. I don't know where to start, so I'll start in the best place possible. The beginning of the entire situation that I have gotten hold of now.
Alright B, I think I got myself a few stories to tell of the recent relationship I got in. For now...
Angel Price
Aaron Sullivan
So, recently I started a new job back in april with a ton of Bangladesh people(I'm the only white guy there) and I met a girl who was cute with dyed hair. Ended up with her number, ended up meeting up with her several times because she is, and will be, my red pill.
>Go on first date
>Lake thats near me
>Go to playground when it gets dark
>She gets super lewd, mistressy type
>Chokes me on first date
>Spits in mouth
>I choke her
>Fuck her five minutes raw, she says "Thats a tease till next time" and end date
Logan Reyes
>Fall in in love with red pill,fuck around with her lots and realize she's the one who can give me all of my fantasies
>Be furfag
>Have long af kinklist and this bitch is literally into everything I am
>Be really happy at work for a few weeks despite communication being in rareform
I should probably tell you more about myself too. I'm 25 and this is, in my belief my life turning into a Yea Forums story. I used to be a giant furfag(not fursuit style, only ears and tail) and I roleplayed online for a majority of my life. To have found any girls whatsoever has been a surprise for me and my friends, and I have made them proud with how I am sleeping with many girls for what seems to be no reason other than I turned 25. Maybe I did change, but I still act like the autistic retard I am. Anyway, back to the story.
>Redpill doesn't contact me for sometime, she sticks teases and a date once in a blue moon.
>One week, mom is on vacay. about a month later
>Have house to self
>Ofc use this opportunity to fuck her like crazy
>Bring her over, do bunch of crazy lewd shit
>During date, get a fortune cookie from chinese food : "Enjoy the moment while it lasts"
>Wtf.jpeg
>Introduce redpill to mom, mom approves and is happy with redpill.
Luis Mitchell
You deserve to be shot you furfag
Brandon Flores
>Enjoy time with redpill, but her attention is scarce is far and few in between
>Then it happens.
>Get invited one saturday to pool party
>Childhood friend, someone who's been around for a long time
We'll call her Velma simply cause the hair looks like velma's if it grew out. She was nothing like Velma, is not a nerd, or as smart as her. Think of a hippie girl who is always in a bouncy happy mood.
>Go to pool party
>Fuck with autistic people because she used to hang out with the autists in class and wanted to help them
>A whole lot of autistic people at party
>Decide to get out of pool after 2 hours pass
>Find beer, chill out.
>Food will be available shortly, autists are all getting into retarded conversations that repeat constantly
>Discussing music, zone out half the time.
>Talk to girl that interacts with me, though shortly
>Steal someone's seat because I'm a dickhead
>Friend passes me, complains about no seat
>"You can sit on my lap hurrdurr" says the autist in me
>"You know I have bf right?"
>"You know I don't care, right?"
>She passes me and ignores me
>Suddenly, from across the table. "Hey, I'm not really eating anymore. You can have my seat."
>Friend thinks this is cool and appears confused, all autists appear confused
Andrew Lewis
Damn, I haven't been on here in a minute so excuse my terrible posting.
>Girl gets up, then moves over to me. She's not too bad looking, for an autist.
>Moves over to the side of me, looks down at me expectantly.
>Get this weird feeling that I know what she wants.
>"Haha, uhm... You could totally sit on my lap t-" Plop.
>Now have girl on lap, everyone is as confused as me.
>She tells the others what she wants, they get it for her.
>Calls herself a Queen Bee.
>I have found the Queen of Autists.
>After that, talk to her to learn more about her.
>She plays sims 4, likes the beetles and harry potter.
>Tells me to take quiz to find out which house I'm in, etc
>We end up cuddling and I carry her around cause good workout why not
>After being introduced like this, something about the whole thing broke her and she fell for me
>Friends tell me how she is a lot calmer around me and less autistic
>Then they proceed to be autistic
>Go into another autists car at pool party
>Flashy lights, good sound system, but the guy is definitely an autist.
>I play rave music for him and he starts screeching in victory
>To blend in, do what I do at work and act as autistic and retarded as possible.
>They all love me.
Aaron Kelly
Have feetpictures while you wait
David Sullivan
If anyone wants a continue, or interest, they're gunna have to say. I'm now smelling the chicken nuggets and don't know if I wanna continue.
Christian Butler
Continue
Kayden Long
Cont
Aaron Baker
>furfag
Michael Perry
>Find out this pool party has now opened a new door in my life
>Queen Yea Forums asks me to hang out again later next week for going to the mall
>The mall is Queen's favorite place to be
>The entire group loves malls
>Okay, whatever, I'll just get high af and go tk the mall with them all then applebees cause why not.
>Go to mall high af, enjoy time with girl cause she lets me be the cuddly fucker I am and loves it
>Go to mall, she proceeds to take me to hot topic with group
>Get entire group to wear dog ears because I'm cancer
>Group with mall trip consists of about 7 people
>Go to stores, make scenes, people look weirded out
>Go to yogibo(couch store)
>Group gets theassociate to wear cst ears
>We then proceed our autist ways
>Fast forward to apple bees
Its time for apple/b/ees
Kevin Richardson
>810211482
Excuse my spelling, I'm high and gotta start rereading/watch what I'm posting. I mention now I have a super power. It is to distract people. More on that later, for now I will continue about Queen. When I'm around her and she's around me, we're both thoughtless and tend to just be hypercalm.
>In applebees.
>get seated by waiter
>Waiter seems like cool guy, probably half drunk.
>Get to know other people better, one we'll call as Kacey.
>Kasey is Queen's best friend
>She seems cool, has retarded laugh that causes other autists to start copying her making her laugh echo
>She's can hold a conversation, then after talking to her my friend comes.
>Friend is autistic but 'intelligent' like myself
>He's high as fuck
>Fucks with autists the whole time, starts making them all say 'Bob'
>Everyone is now bob.
Queen laughs quietly with me as we watch bobs
>Friend exiles 'Jack' bob
>He is now Jack. Not bob.
>Everyone autist laughs
>He feels sad for a minute then continues normally, talking to "Walter" bob.
>Friend turns to me and gives a nod to confirm they are autists
>We eat food
>Queen bob doesn't eat her food a lot, only has a little and continues
>Eat all of Queens food because only had food in afternoon that day
>Cuddling Queen whole time, lay head on thighs, etc the entire time.
>Friend tells me she looks high
>Queen literally now gets high from being around me.
>We finish, all talk, storm going outside.
>Jack bob gets a call
>It's his Mommy
>She makes a big deal of the big Stormy coming and wants him home
>He argues with us afterward and screeches angrily
>Smacks table and yells at me
>I talk down to him and set a hard line that settles him down and makes him compliant
>Works and we leave soon after
End apple/b/ees
David Walker
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Eli Robinson
Your whole story is boring and pointless, you should stop
Daniel Walker
Are the waves of porn any better? And at least all the feet pics are from Queen.
Carter Reyes
Second this.
Caleb Price
How about you tie a cinderblock to your food and jump into a deep pool.
Your story is pointless, filled with pointless explinations of people in it. Get to the fucking point.
Leo Richardson
To my food? Okay, sure.
If it's bad, I'll just stop. Which is what I'm doing.
Bye tard.
Zachary Wood
noo i was reading you faggot
Jack Smith
Jesus christ, your retardation is immense.