GUYS I just ripped my skirt on my lunch break and my boss won't let me go home...

GUYS I just ripped my skirt on my lunch break and my boss won't let me go home. What the fuck am I supposed to do this afternoon?

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Stick a sharpie in your butthole and let it stick out of the tear in your skirt, faggot

Lmao I'm not sure how that solves the problem

lmao take it to reddit loser

why should we help you? post more pics so we can see if you're hot

I am lol

Ok. Where on reddit though?

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itt cancer
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
>ask me anything, picture of me related

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Post a tit or gtfo

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Will you help me if I do?

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yes

Has anyone told you that you look a lot like Emma Watson?

Where are you located?
I can fix that for you on site.

Lol no

Maybe you can staple it closed?

Tits or gtfo

Duct tape can work miracles. Just tape it on the inside and no one will even see.

Take off the skirt and walk around in your panties

>ripped my skirt
Why are u wearing a skirt in the first place??

Fucking faggot, ffs

If your vagina is on good shape and doesn’t look like an oil drenched seagull, don’t worry about it. The worst that can happen is everybody sees your baby chute,

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Threaten to sue your pig of a boss you suck up tankie.

Yea! Take it off. Let your boss ejaculate In you, and get back to work.

Have another female coworker safety pin it together.

YEA TAKE IT OFF!
Only women and homosexuals wear skirts

Let your dick hang then faggot

Wrap a coat or sweater around it.

Why do you laugh at me?
A simple stitch, easy to fix.

I give you the choice,

Hand the garment to me and I'll fix it,
or leave it on and I can slip my hand
up the back of your skirt to make sure
that you don't get pricked.

Take the chance to do a lot of lifting and bending over in front of your boss. Maybe you will get a big raise