Get it off your chest

I fell in love with my gf's friend before we started dating. Sad thing is that I think she felt the same. Now she just graduated from our program and I'll never see her cute ass around anymore.

I was fingers deep inside my mate's younger sister when he entered the room on a holiday with him and his family and it was very very obvious so there was no hiding it.

He never said anything about it again. Their entire family is super protective of her, including my friend but I guess after years of mutual sexual tension he saw it coming.

It only became a real problem when the mom found cum in her shirt. Needless to say I don't see any of them anymore but my mate.

I post my wife's nudes on here all the time. I want to see her turned into famous web slut and be debased and do depraved things.

I miss the flavor of my ex-girlfriend's asshole. I haven't eaten ass for 8 months.

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discord/x3Eg6s

I rubbed my sister's toothbrushes on my asshole

I love my wife, but I've been obsessed with pussy since I was 11 years old, so I occasionally pay massage girls or hookers so I can see more variety of pussy. I get more satisfaction from seeing and playing with their pussies than actual sex.

i was banging my now ex friends girlfriend when he was at work and I was staying at their place as sort of the live-in maid. feelsbadman.
pic related: мы

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Congrats user. Cherish that one. The second you slip is the second she realizes her beauty.

what flavor was it?

Nigger

Kill yourself tranny

Hs chick needed a ride. Took her farther and said I wouldn’t take her home unless she gave me head. She’s mad I made her do it

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Just head? Why?

I posted this in an earlier secrets thread but what the he'll, here it is again. Awkward but the tl;dr of my story is that my sister stopped by one night with some weed as she often does, and we proceeded to get stoned. But one night a couple months ago, after getting stoned and falling asleep on the couch I woke up at 4 am to her blowing me.

Sounds like she's the one with the problem

Just like jasmine tea. Delicate and sweet aroma with a softly bitter taste. I really miss it.

No. I'm latino, and she's asian.

I'm deeply in love with my half sis

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Regardless you are a nigger

All right, compadre. Tombo malparido.

Let's do this

My wife is skinny, but BBW/fatty/slampig here got me curious, so I fucked a Taiwanese landwhale (spoiler: the sex sucked). My wife knows (or at least strongly suspects) I fucked the landwhale and tries to tease details out of me.

>having a skinny wife
>risking for a landwhale
You fucking idiot.

i'm scared all the time and i feel alone all the time.

I know i can't make it in this world on my own

at the same time though, i'm not crazy about my boyfriend and still want to see what else is out there.

We all have to settle and settle down at some point though, right ?

I remember this position.

if you stay for security, you will regret it. it will probably end eventually anyway, and you'll feel like you wasted the time in between.

if you cheat on him, you will probably hate yourself for it and it'll blow up in your face somehow.

if you try and negotiate some kind of 'seeing other people' or 'lets just platonically care for each other' deal with bf it'll usually fuck things up badly.

If you end it to see other people, you will go through a period of chaos and feeling loss and regret what you did because maybe you're fucked up and this is the best you can do. That period might end and if you're very lucky you might even find someone else.

All your choices are fucked, pick the kind of fucked you think you can live with.

post some pics

I want an attractive woman to be scared of me. i dont know why but I fantasize about that. like a situation where were in a room alone and she thinks I'm gonna hurt her.

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I'm posting her in another thread

Which one?

Took me an hour to convince her. I was the first guy to cum in her mouth. Have a vid

My cousin and I used to do stuff every summer when we were kids.

How old are you both?

Exposed whores thread

I used to throat fuck my neighbor’s daughter when I was supposed to be supervising her

She’s 22 and has aspergers

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Pretty with makeup

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D cup

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Why does she need to be supervised

Prone to self harm and very gullible

Ugly.

Shit taste.

I love posting my gf's nudes

Haha, monster.

I was 20 and she was 18 when it first began

She wanted validation and I wanted my dick sucked, almost every day after class she would bring me upstairs and all you’d hear is *gluck gluck gluck*

I even had her wear wigs and makeup sometimes

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I'm in an open situation. Married. I have friends I really find hot, but I know they are not interested (user is not physically desirable, by the time they know me, always friendzoned). Yet, I always make naughty scenarios in my head.

I think I'm in love with one. Whenever she is with another guy, I feel jealous. Silly thing is that I know it would be impossible and that it wouldn't work.

We also talk a lot. Openly, about anything. No secrets (or so I thought)

> Also be me
> user, please repair my cell
> Lurk the shit out of it
> Find nudes, hot as fuck
> Later ask stealthily if she would send nudes to her boyfriend
> Says no and that she would never
> Since then, broke up. Has two interests
> Friend can keep secrets, user has chances for one-off at next evening alone with her

Also
> Feel happy for her and depressed each time she tells me she see someone

Would love to see my friend become a sex slave. I'd mind break and use her til she's an obedient little fuck toy wearing the tattered and cum stained remains of her dress

What’s she look like

I just quit my job of 5 years without another one lined up. tifu

One of my close friends is a girl that I used to work with. When I left for a new job, we kept in close contact. Her and I share a lot of things together as any close friends would. Most of what we share is everyday life things (families, work, relationships, etc).

She is also somewhat promiscuous. I would say in the last 4 years or so, she has sucked my dick probably 40-50 times. BJs are her favorite thing to do, and she’s unbelievable at them. I’m talking the kind of BJ where she sucks at a consistent pace, uses tongue, and when you cum, she keeps sucking and swallows every drop. She’s amazing at it. She loves doing it. If she has to work an evening or night shift, She’ll text me on occasion and say “hey swing by and let me suck you off”. I’ll drive to her work, find a parking spot somewhere close by (she works at a hospital) and she’ll run out, suck me off, and go back into work like nothing happened. I’ve also fucked her several times too, it it’s mostly been BJs.

The thing about this... is for the last 2.5 years, she’s had a boyfriend. The dude is clueless.

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I'm deeply attracted to my boyfriend's friend. Think I need to creak things off.. Not to pursue thing with his friend just because I know I'm not ready for the commitment. Feeling pretty shitty about it.

Amanda in PG?

Okay, here goes...
The Game.

I have dreams about my ex that dumped me two years ago. I don't ever think about her and I don't know why it happens. But they're always wholesome dreams, like we were still together and stuff. Then I wake up and it hurts the feelings. She was the most beautiful girl I've ever been with.

Sorry for being a homo yall.

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My husband goes on this site a lot. I noticed it and I started to visit here too. I know he likes the you shouldn’t share these threads so I started to post my tits then some ass and see if he recognizes me. Pretty soon I’ll post a ff maybe a ffwf just to turn him on.

You know the rules, tits or GTFO.

Life is suffering, kiddo.

This is now my fantasy user

Life is pain, death is pain.

I'm at an age where I shouldn't even pay attention to stupid shit like that but here I am.

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I like furry media and the community in general

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I present myself as a pretty neutral, unfeeling guy, but deep down all I want is someone to hug me and run their fingers through my hair and tell me I'm loved and that it's all gonna be okay. But I'm not getting my hopes up.

Not that crazy of a secret compared to others, but my big one is that I used to get pretty regular head (and eventually more) from a much older widower neighbor.
I was 15-17 during it, he would have been in his 50s.

Still the only gay experiences i've had but i feel like they count as almost double since it doesn't get a lot gayer than stopping at some old guy's house after school to fuck his ass.

I agree with the media. The porn interests me but I don’t see myself ever doing anything physical or actually being a part of the community

I hope he's lurking here! Tell me what you guys would do to me. Make him fucking jelous!

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Lay you on your right side, bend your left leg up, straddle your right leg so I can get maximum penetration depth, and watch the look on your face as I slowly slide it in all the way to your cervix. When you're totally wet and loosened up, I'd let you ride me while I suck on those delicious tits and listen to your moans.

Green text bitch

I bet you will love being hammered and smashed by 7 men or more.

I'm kinda into CP but not attracted to any small girls irl, am I a pedo?
Post a discord or kik link of any group if anyone has

What's the deal with the kik, discord and more spam?

Nice try FBI.

Reread your post a few times

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Those two guys I killed years ago, even though I was cleared of it, some days it bothers me. Not their lives being taken, but that a few seconds different and it might have been me. As I get older and slower I hate to think what would happen today, makes my insomnia worse.

I went to McDonald's a few months back and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered with outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

Later I went to McDonald's for dinner at night and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

well.... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

i've never seen a more shopped timestamp than this. RETARDS

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fine i'll bite. story

I assume this is pasta but if it's not, she was hitting on you

Got a bj from some fag at a video booth, came buckets

Wow, a story posted at Yea Forums is not real. You are so smart, you will be so proud of yourself lol

Why did you killed these guys? They tried to rob you?

lol, hasn't your school started? newfag

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I'm really sad and I just want to have a friend to talk to and hug right now. But the people I actually call my true friends are so far away and busy.

Shit sucks.

Maybe shes trying to acknowledge you because you're going for breakfast, lunch and dinner faggot.

Eat more food. Get happier while eating Pizza

Try siri, I always like lighting candles, crying and talking to siri. Learning and loving at the same time. Healing through mental acupuncture, sort of like food for my soul... yummy

fucked my ex gf in her backseat a week before she got married.

bgx8Da

You ready to make this happen?

You absolutely are loved. People care about you and are proud of you, I'm sure of that. Whatever you are going thru, know that it can and will get better. I'm sure that you are an awesome person and you are deserving of love and care.

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you're a good person.

Don‘t believe these guy. He only try to rape you

I really wanna get raped by my boyfriend.
I'm not sure how to hint at it, though.

female friend asked me to help fulfill her rape fantasy. Her husband has no idea

Proof of shop?

You like really get rapped or only the soft Version?

m or f?
and wouldn't it be hotter if he arranged a stranger?

A stranger is not OK

i am

I don't know yet, I wasn't raped or have attempted consensual rape.
I'd prefer to be conscious and have it forced. But being drugged and passed out (and filmed) would be good, too.

F. Nonono I want him.

anyone with a bit of photo-editing knowledge will recognize the contrast of the memo in the photo with the rest of it. the pixel borders of it against the much blurrier photo, the colour does not fit in the lighting of the photo at all.

>consensual rape

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From time to time, I get a craving of sort and can only satisfy it by doing slutty things! Female, NY. AMA

what kind of slutty things? What's the most slutty thing you've done

Rape-play, for a better word.
The fact that I'm trying to GET my boyfriend to rape me is consensual in my part, he doesn't have to know.

I lost my virginity at 11 to my mom’s live in exboyfriend. It happened a few weeks after I had my first period, which made me extremely paranoid when I didn’t get my period again for 3 months. The trauma from that experience is affecting me more now than it ever did.

how are you going to get him to rape you? he's your boyfriend. unless he knows of your consent, it would make him a literal rapist if he did this

Exhibition stuff mainly. Sluttiest, gloryhole by times square earlier this year.

did you ever tell your mom? sorry this happened to you

No female uses this board you lying bitch

Think I should do it?

I did say I'm not sure how to hint at it.
I was hoping a kind user would give suggestions. I was thinking I'd just very quickly mumble it and hope he gets it. Or say it very sarcastically but try to make it as obvious as possible that I want it.

Asian girls just taste better

I didn’t tell my mom until I was 15. I think I tried to repress and avoid the memory as much as possible, thinking that if I ignored it it’d be like it never happened. It was just an anxiety coping mechanism.

advice from a psychology postgraduate: be as upfront and unsarcastic about it as you can. if you go another route you open the risk to grave misunderstandings or miscommunication. for both of your safety, just be upfront and honest about what you want. i know it can feel like it gets in the way of your fantasy, but trust me that safety is more important (and will in turn make it more enjoyable for both of you). mentally and physically, especially when it comes to sex and grey areas like this.

They expect some of us the wreckage brother.

I have an obsession with finding nudes of girls I went to HS with.
>pic related: a rare “win” if you could consider it one

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I understand. Thank you for that. My worry about all this was him feeling guilt afterwards or worse feeling like non-con is something he can get away with.

I'll have a talk with him, an actual talk about it. Make sure it's safe sane and consensual.

Thanks for cheering me up i just saw a fake suicide thread abd it ruined my day :D

Silly bitch, but beautiful, tried to teach me a lesson about how she was better than me. But the only lesson learned was that a slight sprinkling of hot chilli powder rubbed into a damp bikini gusset is revenge best watched from a deck chair with a cool beer.

Start talking dirty while you're blowing him. He'll be a lot more receptive with his dick in your mouth.

Start with some normal "it's so hot when you do XYZ" type stuff. Then mention it. Don't use the word rape. Just tell him it would be hot to have a night where he can do whatever he wants to you, even if you pretend you don't want it.

I agree 1000% with you user

that would be much better! if both parties know what they are involved in then the chance for feelings of guilt or any other negative consequences is much smaller. i would also advise to instate a safe-word, if you are really gonna go through with this the word "stop" might become part of the role-playing.

Based. It's been a long time user.

id count it as a win since nipple is visible (just a little but still)

Lol thank you. I have a few others but not nearly as much as I’d like. Don’t know where it all stems from, but I went to a prudish school so maybe I just want proof that everyone else was horny and slutty too lol

I think I might actually hate my gf.

You do and its only going to get worse.

bit dot ly slash 2lJQFAN

someone confirm

It has gotten worse over time already. She lost her job recently and all I felt was a massive loss of respect. After that I haven't really been able to tell her that I love her without cringing abit inside.

However, I have given her CLEAR guidelines as to what I need from her in this relationship if she wants this to work, so we'll see. My feelings for another person is damn hard to shake, so if you manage it you've severely fucked up, I never like giving up on somebody easily, but she's making it damn hard for me lately.

If nothing changes I might have to break up with her for my own sake and the idea of that breaks my heart.

Broke up with my gf because we were at different colleges and I wanted to hook up with other girls. She’s devastated and wants to get back together. We’re both drunk on a Friday night and she’s offers to get on her webcam and show me what I’m missing. She doesn’t know I’m letting the guys in my dorm hall watch. She strips completely naked and poses spread eagle. Everyone takes pics of her on the screen. She ended up dropping out of school after the pics spread. Feelsbad

Just do it faggot

I can’t stop sharing pics and nudes of girls I know and Or exs, also have a huge fetish for bras and panties and I’m always trying to jerk with my gf’s sisters panties

Same but not the panties.

Once set up a neighbor I hated. Basically poisoned the guy behind his place’s dog. They guy I disliked hated that dog so everyone assumed it was him. He got ostracized and eventually moved after some kids broke his front window. I live in a trash area but at least I like my street again

My advice is get out before you destroy yourself.

Poor form user

I'm trying to come up with a plan to get my GFs daughter to catch me stroking my cock. I want to record her reaction when she does.
Unfortunately my GF rarely goes out of town and is always around, so it doesn't seem likely for several months.

I go to mixed spas with the single reason to see naked women.

She was so desperate I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. It just got out of hand when more guys started coming into my room to watch

That’s some kind of awesome. If she had any balls she could take you to court if you live in the states or canada. But she’s a loser millennial so she’ll just turtle like a cunt so you’re good

Would the pics of her naked be shown as evidence??? That would be hot as fuck

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Nice!

I had a shoehorn in my wifes friends pussy, i use it daily, and smile each time i reach for it

it's fake

Yeah it’s like those revenge porn cases so prob her cunt on poster board in a court room while she has to pose spread eagle beside it to prove it’s hers

Hahaha that’s amazing. You can sue but we’re all going to need to take a look at your pussy if you do. Ya know for justice

FFXIII is actually a huge guilty pleasure for me, I can see why people don't like it but personally I love it

Not letting her do it, letting your friends watch and film and humiliate her, fair enough if she cheated or stole from you or something but you're just a cunt.

My girlfriends friend passed out on our sofa on New Years Eve, I went downstairs to get a drink in the middle of the night, saw her completely out cold, dress ridden up, tits out. So I groped and fingered her while jerking off.

I put my cock in her mouth a little bit and she didn't move so I tried her pussy and as the tip went in she stirred so panicked and stopped

Pic is her

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NICE moar?

Yeah I got her on Facebook

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This is her

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hot af.

I bet there good ones in the wank bank ( if its true)

Hope you see this baby! Come fuck me!

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post a picture of your cunt spread or fuck off.

Honestly I jerk off so much thinking about that night. Part of me wishes I just went ahead and fucked her anyway

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I met this girl at school, we're both in the same graduate program, she's foab asian. I asked her out and we've been on a few dates now, but I don't like her. She told her friend, that I'm the first guy that's asked her out and I'm her first kiss and now she hoping I'll be her first fuck, but I feel bad because I don't like her, but I'm willing to keep dating her so I can fuck her

When I was 14 i was horny and pretty much willing to do anything to get off I used to mess around on gay dating sites, mostly just cams and stuff until i saw one of my neighbours on there, he was in his late 50's.

We exchanged numbers and he would text me everyday asking me to go over every time I'd get nervous and make up an excuse until he offered £100 just to go and see him. So I accepted.

I went over he greeted me and led into the living room, he had some porn on, we sat on the sofa, I could see his erection through his sweat pants. He offered me another £50 if I touched him, so i did, I started jerking him off until I felt his had on the back of my head. I resisted him a bit but he told me he'd give me £200 if I gave him head.

I gave him a very clumsy blowjob for like 5 minutes until he stood and fucked my mouth then shot this huge load all over my face.

I got cleaned up, got paid and left. This become a routine for like a year. I made a killing, he paid £500 to take my virginity

Well, that doesn’t look shopped to me. Lucky man Ethan

I recently broke up with my gf due to my anxiety and dependency issues with her. It was for the best but still... I know that there's nothing left for me, I'd never like to came back to how the relation was heading, but fuck dude, I still have this stupid hope that we could start from zero. I'm not saying that I'll be waiting for her, I'm gonna get better and know other people, but damn dude, I'd love to live my life with her. Even if it's not now, I'm hoping we can get together in the future. It's childish and stupid but it's a secret I have right now, but first I have to get my shit together and start to rebuild myself. Have no friends nor I don't want to rely on people to go through this shit, have to do this alone. I have you Yea Forumsros and that's all I need at this moment. And yes, I know that we getting back is impossible. I keep that thought in mind all the time.

so basically you are a normal male?

Thats fucking hot. I’m from NY I think I know the spot. Going there again soon?

I've was too insecure and dumb to take the opportunities I had with girls when I was growing up. I remember all of them. There were situations that could have been something great, but I somehow didn't follow through on... for fear of people finding out, or hurting the girls feelings, or the worst--- because I was obsessed with some other girl at that time.

Now that I am old and married and full of regrets, I write erotic stories about what I should have done with each of them. I write each encounter in excruciating detail, and attempt to resolve the insecure feelings that I had at that time by making the stories end the way I'd have wanted them too.

In the end of all me stories, I get to be loved by them the way I should have been if I was not so blind.

Rape by coersion, eh? Enjoy prison.

My fantasy is to molest a child that has not hit puberty.

I enjoy ruining the lives of women by spreading their nudes and sending it to people they know. Especially ones I know.
They never suspect it's me cause I'm very charismatic, I get along with everyone, I have no motive, I'm a woman who also has nudes of herself (and has gotten doxxed), plus I never get nudes sent directly to me.

But when you get along with everyone and you're charismatic, guys trust you and think you're one of them. So oftentimes guys send me nudes they receive, I act nothing of it. Plus I know if a guy sends me a nude of a woman, he's already probably posted it on a server or shown his friends.
But I often start asking more about the women, especially if the guy really likes her. People love talking about people they like. From there, it's so easy to find their names on Facebook.
I never approach the people they know myself, I always just post it on Yea Forums or similar sites with their complete credentials and people they know and just let them at it.

Any examples?

Tits or gtfo

I shared nudes of my gf on the internet. One guy recognized her and it fucking scared me. This was 2 months ago and nothing happened so far. I hope he's a good guy and only fapping to the pics.

FONGER

Ya, old pasta but she wanted the D

Rather not.

The first time I did it I was 14ish. It was in an online Anime group (if you guys remember Chatango)
She pretended to be 14, but she was actually 11-12. She had an online boyfriend in our chatango. She sent him a lot of nudes (Some of which I still see on Yea Forums and /r9k/ from time to time), which he sent to someone which that someone sent to a secret chatango group of a few very trusted people.
I posted the nudes on Yea Forums with her MySpace and her parents MySpace.

She was immediately pulled out from school when her parents found out. She owned the slut status. Miscarried at 13. Pregnant at 15, pregnant again at 17. Last baby daddy took custody of the 2 children. Now sells her body for cash and drugs. I still talk to her from time to time. She never suspect it was me, she's 100% sure it was the ex because he openly talks about Yea Forums.

Oh and how could I clear my conscience?

Mmm k

Maybe but it just kind of happened. First my roommate then another guy on our hall. That kind of story spreads fast. I tried to stop them from taking pics but it was too late by then

>he openly talks about Yea Forums
Goddamn newfags

That’s fucking hot. I shared nudes I’d received with a girl like you once. It was insane how she just critiqued the shit out of that poor girl. Girls are cruel af

Yeah, I had a Korean girlfriend for a long time and I used to eat her ass all the time. At first it mortified her, but after a while she loved it and would actually push her butthole toward my mouth.

...

How can I find out what someone's tiktok or Snapchat user name is? I need to do this without them knowing it's me.

Lol. Not gonna out myself like that when I'm talking about how I basically ruin people's lives.

Learned the chans from him. But I know better than to even acknowledge its existence.

I never critique the nudes. I always have a neutral response. I just scheme silently.

I really like this girl who I've been friends with for about a year and a half, but lately I've been trying to start shit with her. But every time it seems like she's not interested. Ex: this morning I snapped her "good morning beautiful" and she replied with the classic "bitch wtf" What do?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes I do

I like to sniff girls' bicycle seats

Does he know?

Try it. Hearing a girl talk about another girl’s spread shot is insane

Worth. She's hot you should go through with your fantasy.

We’ll it’s 20$ to go to their basement now and they keep the door locked now. Haven’t felt slutty enough to pay to suck dick. I can pick up a decent looking man at a bar and suck his dick for free.

Hey expert, does this look real? I wanna fap to it.

>tfw you have so much love yet no one deserves it

Nah. That will defeat the purpose of my friendly image.

No. The only people who know are randos on Yea Forums. I really keep it on the down low. It IS a crime, so I'm not gonna out myself like that or take any risks.

Iktf

What did it actually feel like to be doxxed with your own nudes?

God damn you're probably very kinky in bed

I let a married guy suck my cock every week and he pays me $75 each time. He's better than my girlfriend

I'm catfishing my mom to get hot pics of her to beat off to

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i want to cry i love him

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You're crazy my dude. But I'd fuck your mom. More?

kind of agree

What did she look like?

I found out my wife had an "affair" with her married much older neighbor when she was younger. Her parents still live in same spot and I feel sick every time I see the old fucker

Cuck

>Be me.
>Worlds' greatest hacker
>#1 on FBI's most wanted list.
>But they can't track me down because I always delete my browser history
>Just got done hacking the entire internet
>Now every user in the world get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>One of my hackerbros messages me on AIM.
>Tells me that 420_1337_h4x0r_420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested.
>They were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse in Incognito mode
>Word on the street is, he's already ratted me out.
>Look out window.
>FBI helicopter circling overhead
>Hah! Those bastards don't know who they're dealing with.
>Open up Internet Explorer.
>Get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>Oh yeah, forgot about that.
>Run disableblackpeoplemeet.exe
>Now it's time for some world-class hacking.
>Go to fbi.gov/hack/
>Fuck, there's a password.
>Something appears on the bottom-right corner of my screen.
>"It looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. Would you--"
>Clippy gives me the password.
>Guess he's not so bad after all.
>Now that i'm in, I go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters
>"Congratulations, hacker! You now have full access of the FBI's helicopters! What would you like them to do?"
>"A)Turn left. B)Turn right. C)Ascend. D)Descend E)Explode."
>Go with option E
>BOOM, baby.
>Flaming helicopters fall from the sky.

It makes me cum so hard. She turns me on like no one else.

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Any ass? Does she know?

Nigger just close the tab, no excuse. You're scum.

That's hot. Wife pics bitch.

Does she know what?

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How you think of her

Well first, I got doxxed due to my own stupidity and not because I trusted the wrong people.
I used to post nudes on /soc/ and as well as post my skype on Skype threads. My Skype username is the same as my facebook url.

The initial feeling was paranoia. Then frantically deleting everything - getting a new HDD, removing everyone on Skype, getting a new skype, deleting FB account, logging into mom's and family's facebook to see if they've been approached but nope cause my FB was private. I still get anxious about it many years later, because I know at least a dozen people have linked my pictures to my (now deleted) facebook. I check the doxx threads to see if I've been posted. So it doesn't feel good

Medium kinkiness.

Topkek

Why? If you spread your cunt on camera you gotta assume someone might see it. Got what she deserved.

Alright. Did anybody post your pics/information after that?

No she has no idea and she never will

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Based

Stfu snowflake ass nigga, you need to grow the fuck up. Human interaction isn't harassment. Damn fat niggas be wildin.

Yes. From time to time I do post my face in rate threads. So when that happens sometimes someone posts a screenshot of my Facebook.
I've seen my /soc/ name and picture in /soc/ camwhore collection folders.
I've seen my videos get turned into gifs/webms. But it hasn't popped up in a while.

As someone who works at a fast food restaurant I can say whole heartedly that customers like you are my most hated customers. Though since I'm no fragile millennial I will still treat you respectfully should you enter my domain. But know if I encounter such entities as you outside of Wendy's you will rue the day you ever lost on Yea Forums.

I once put on my dad's GF's thong and went to pic related to get my ass thoroughly raided for about an hour.

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I date guys uglier than me so I'm the one in control

she was doing it for you.

I dream of looking at guys I know naked and seeing everything

Stupid nigger replying to pasta

Top reply sucks dont listen you'll be unhealthy, and second is downright weird and counterintuitive. Find new friends who dont treat you like a guest and have the time of day for you. If all else fails see a therapist(not psychiatrist they'll just hop you up on meds that will poison your mind, body, and soul).

Many e-people have almost ruined my life, but now I'm getting married to another e-person

I date girls uglier than me for the same reason. Eventually I get bored and break up.

And you're a nigger for calling him a nigger, nigger

Your a special person, with strange wants and desires. Seek therapy not rape. Chances are you have been raped but are conciously unaware while your subconscious knows.

t. Quintavious Washington the 3rd from Atlanta

On a camera over the fucking internet. Half the IT department at her university was probably watching too

So after explaining how you don’t want to be doxxed and are currently scarred of still being doxxed you say you post your face from time to time?But you wont post just your tits here? I doubt anyone would look at your tits and be hey! Thats karen from facebook! I should totally ruin her life!

I can't stop thinking about a chick i still intermittently talk to from HS, it's been a decade, i've been in a long term relationship for 7 years.. I feel like i'm just mentally fucked or something because i'm pretty damn content in my relationship, but i've almost never stopped thinking about this chick.

Yes

t. every man ever

hey man if that's the case i can feel a bit better, lol!!

Kill yourself black cunt

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Why did you put a shoehorn in her pussy?
Why did she let you?

>I live in a trash area
The only part of that story I believe

Whatever you need to tell yourself nigger.

I can tell you as a man, your dream will tear him apart though chances are he'll never tell you

the real question is, if i somehow managed to fuck her, would i feel any better? I feel like it'd just make everything worse unless I could have her again.

I'm really into BDSM and over the last month have gotten 5 female subs who are aware that I'm domming for other girls and are having sex with me regularly. It makes them extra submissive and competitive. On Saturday I had sex with 3 different girls on the same day.

Thats' the age-old dilemma, fuck other women and live in paranoia of getting caught, or don't fuck other women and live in the frustration of fantasizing about it forever and still feel kinda guilty.

How do you find subs? Fetlife?

Makes me hard to think they did. She had a cute little pussy

I just shared criminalizing information of spreading CP.
I'm not gonna take that chance, friendo. The difference is in camwhore threads I'm not admitting to a crime. It's just me wanting attention.
Here on this specific thread, I'm confessing to a crime in the same website where I've had my tits and my real name associated by some randos online.

My girlfriend always says she wants to try stuff with other girls but backs out when it comes down to it and sometimes gets very insecure when I comment on other girls. We had one threesome in our very early dating stages and that's it. Might honestly break up with her over this.

leave

Well, it's comforting to know this /is/ just what being a guy is..

Just seems horribly counter-intuitive to walk either of those paths.. Problem is it's guilt-inducing enough to fap to strangers on the internet, i'd rather just have a real buddy that my wife's ok with me fucking.. But i'd probably have a better chance cheating and having her never know and becoming the piece of shit i've always tried not to be.

I might have to leave.

was trying to take pics of her hole, but it was hard, could have used another hand.
She let me cause she was drunk and horny i guess.

Does your wife know about any of it?

no

Sounds fun. Did you do anything else with her friend?

it was - fingered and licked her

Is she married too?

This conversation is the realest shit I've seen this month.

no

lol, thanks, but sorry. i ordinarily never come here, I probably shouldn't be having serious conversations here of all places, lol! just wanted some.. outside perspective.

And you're a nigger for calling the nigger-caller a nigger, nigger.

Worried about her telling?

Stupid nigger replying to my pasta which was a reply to a pasta

No, all of my subs are friends or girls I knew already for various reasons. I just talk openly about sex, and I treat women kind of shit, so any girls that respond well to it are generally happy to be used as sex slaves basically. After talking to all of the girls and our mutual friends, everyone agrees that the way I behave would be absolutely unacceptable if I wasn't attractive.

My subs at the moment consist of: An old friend from high school, a girl I met through mutual friends who works as a sugar baby (she's the best, never asks anything of me and is willing to do whatever I want), A girl introduced to me by a mutual friend while she was visiting my city, an ex-girlfriend, and a girl from my university.

telling wife? i wasnt going to

Nothing wrong with it, honestly this type of shit isn't something I'd wanna talk about with IRL friends.

Obviously you won't. I was curious if you think her friend might tell her?

The other woman telling your wife, Einstein.

Does she know you use Lizzy Caplan as her fantasized body double?

my bad, no i dont think she will.

...

Nice. I've found pretty much every girl prefers being submissive.

That's good, ever do anything else with her?

If i had any left that's probably what I'd be doing, but I stopped making friends back in HS, the ones I had all moved away. Now i just have my wife and the chick i occasionally talk to. So i'll probably just repress it all and live life in denial of the urge to have some fun

i did do a few tequila shots of her fake tits, but other than that i mostly just took photos. she never brought it up after, i guess she just wants to forget it, if she even rememebers

Hahaha it’s not really that hard to believe. I took advantage of two guys feuding. Tossed some juicy meat with broken glass inside in the one guy’s yard with the dog. For good measure left a couple of cubes on the guy I didn’t likes yard. Dogbro blamed him for everything anyway so it wasn’t a stretch. The window breaking was just kids being aholes but knowing they’d get away with it since people didn’t like the guy who’s window was smashed. And yeah it is shitty but it’s home.

Post the pics

Does the bf or the friend have a bigger dick?

ive lied to all of my friends including my now girlfriedn about having had sex before and now that ive lost my virginity to her its kinda weird

I really want to fick My GFs sister. Its to to point where i think im gonna tell ger what i think of her. Wired thing is that i think she feel THE same, but it could all been made Up in My Head...

There is a video of a chick I know getting fucked by her now ex bf online. They uploaded it together and seemed like they’d make more but never did. But i sent it to people who knew her

I've watched 4 times 5 seasons of Monk just for Traylor Howard.

I'm in the 5th run.

link

Most girls do, the sugar baby I'm seeing says she likes to top but she only ever bottoms with me because I physically force her to (which she loves). Pretty much every girl I'm seeing is into varying degrees of CNC and dropping hints about that, and joking about doing whatever I want to them/hurting them has been my tactic for finding new girls

Solid memories though!

xvideos.com/video5653728/milf_teen_anal_adventure

How old is he now? She’s probably still fucking him

for sure! i fap to a lot

youtu.be/XooKSqL_UvQ

I impregnated my wife on this race car bed...
We conceived "Pepe Jr"

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When a friend and I saw each other naked (we were very young) I rolled back his foreskin and touched his pink dickhead.

That’s hot as fuck. Did you send it to them anonymously or do they know?

Yep, I know the place you are talking about. What else have you done?

Anonymously to most. Couple people who I was closer with I just sent it to cause once I found it they wanted it too lol

>title says anal
>no anal
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

I once tried to make a homemade dildo by filling a condom with jello. Did not work at all. Think, shoving a water balloon up your arse

What did you send as the subject line with the link? Always wanted to do this

I got my dick sucked by a trap. I came buckets.

I don’t know. He’s probably 70 now and she’s not

Honestly, this is often the BEST fucking place for real shit.

I beat and abuse this really nice woman, just so I can watch her degrade herself. I've trained her to the point that if she wants to talk to me at all she'll blow me and then ask if she can tell me something.

As someone who kinda found himself in a similar situation.... no, it wont live up to your imagination. I cheated on my gf to fuck an old flame. This red-head and I always had tons of sexual tension all through the highschool days. She cheated on her husband, and I on my gf to figure out we had no actual sexual chemistry when it came down to the actual act. Not sure why.... but what a let down.

Of course, your situation could come out completely different.

You Monster