Whats your go to pick up line Yea Forums

whats your go to pick up line Yea Forums

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Hi there

Heyo

What's your sign? Dangerous curves ahead?

hey are you my mother? because i can see years of irreversible trauma ahead of us!

I have located your home address, what your celluar number?

Have you heard the good news of Jesus Christ, the Son of God?

Get the fuck out of Resdayn, n'wah

Wanna get some McGriddles and watch the sun rise?

I just realized I'm really close to getting the "send" and "nudes" to being the same, the only thing I'm missing is u.

Wanna end up in the local news two nights from now?

Damn, you remind me a lot of my daughter/sister.

i don't have one. im a virgin.

Daughter has better success rate

Get in the van

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

want to see something swell?

Lift with your knees

wanna fuck? I have a 12 inch nigger cock

>First get naked and I'll juggle your tits
>Then turn around and I'll give your ass some smacks
>Then we'll make out as you stroke me and get me hard
>Then titjob
>Then anal
>Them blow job
>As I feel the cum pulsing out of my cock, I rip it out off your mouth and shoot boiling jizz on your gorgeous face

Oi sugar tits do you take it in the shitter?

Kek

Hey Sheila, d'ya fancy a shag?
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Bruce

any real answers