Rekt thread

Poor cat!

F

Those dogs along side that women should be put down. Not with lethal doses but with a good skull smash into the concrete.

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That looks like fun.

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That sounds like a piss poor excuse for women.Being.Fucking.Useless.

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Bombs away!

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LMAO incel

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i think your on the wrong website ma'am, i think you were looking for this
www.reddit.com

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I'm with you user

What a weak cuck.

no it aint

seriously tho if i were ever in a fight i would pray that i had just a fraction of this mans strength and sheer big balledness

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story?

Did he get hit by the train?

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Those dogs are REEEEEALLY strong!

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There's a great chance that our next mass shooter is lurking and posting in this thread.

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half of me lulz at this, the other half makes me feel bad for this person :C

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Oh noooooooo

thesun.co.uk/news/9812833/horrifying-moment-crazed-knifewoman-randomly-stabs-boy-3-in-the-face-as-he-walks-down-the-street-with-his-parents/

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So fucking fake.

Notice how everyone is in black except the hero?

To frame him.

Shit tier viral nonsense. Probably an ad for a diarrhea medication.

woohoo!
free dildo!!

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That feel man... damn :(

story?

dis 5cord.gg /fj9QHu rekt and more thread lul

YOU ARE INSANE!!!!

was very real. This is literally the city I grew up in lol

lmao

woman in country of georgia stabs child in the face for no reason. gets 10 years.

imo seems like dad should've done more/knocked her out. she got away at the time but was obv caught later.

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So it was filmed in asstown. Wtf does that prove.

Ermegerd! I recognize that building in The Matrix! That means it really happened!

Fucking mongoloid.

You're a fucking retard eh?

Kind of like what happend when we did live at the countryside.
Two men came to take care of our big tree and i asked my father why they are here; he answered me that they are professionals whose help us take care of the old tree, right in the next moment one of the guys got hit by big a dried chunk of wood which came off from it. Professionals my ass

no it isnt, its a fucking pyramid scheme of nudes

"This reputable website will share that other user."

As I said: mongoloid.

Fuckin hyyuckk

holy shit!

OMG THEY'RE WEARING BLACK AND HE ISNT ITS FAKE

get out in the real world kid. Fucking children

oh hey i havent seen this vid before i wonder wha-
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JOSEPH

Thats fucking rad. I thought she was going to drop my nigga

hey who knows, maybe they just wanted to have a little fun on break

any arguments?

expecting someone to be able to control the animals they care for is perfectly reasonable. sure I made a blanket statement. But i constantly see women walking dogs that could easily overpower them. It's irresponsible and stupid.

silence, hole

For anyone that wants the full video with sound:
reddit.com/r/JusticePorn/comments/39w2e5/the_legendary_hawaiian_shirt_guy_hd_version/

hell if my dad would have checked my moms cell phone messages after she died he might have not been so upset with my self destruction

Oh the fuck. Hes got no face.

Should be called, "when faggots attack"

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Oh yeah? Well FUUUHHHHUUUUCKKKK YEWWWWWWWW

no way that shit is real

Is that supposed to be a human? It looks like a fucking gorilla.

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You would know haha. Shut up pig. Or cow. Dunno which one you are but you need to get back to your cage ASAP

Bruh

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Clearly you weren't milked properly. Your poor family probably got sick from drinking your fluids. Such a shame!

hell yea

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Did he just finger her for half a second then walk off?

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>the old gipper sitting patiently through the melee and faggotry

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lulz

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When betas rape

Is this from the next silent Hill game? That's one creepy monster but they forgot the fog and dim lighting

What is it ? I'm scared to click in these threads sometimes lol

Let me guess, you're one of those guys who thinks it's "rape" when someone nuts inside even though she said to pull out, right?

just play it

Looks like he has down syndrome

um..... that's the textbook def of rape. no means no. testify to that end in court, you're going to prison.

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I call this one “The Cyclone Bee!”

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Are you saying that fingering was consensual in some way? lol

was waiting for him to punch her in the face like she deserves

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Kinda looked like Bret Kavanaugh to me

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=o6nSOsVmh2k

That one dude would be nursing bruises for months.

YES!!!

Ah, bullying. How I love it.

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Very designated.

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holy fuck never seen that one. those kids are going to be scarred for life. did that idiot survive?

it's real...cringey fuck

fuck off jew.

9/10 would fuck

nah he ded ded, some kind of russian carni accident.

That bitch is fierce 10/10 would reproduce with

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all i heard in my head was wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What the actual fuck

How come when a man does something stupid in a video, you say 'wow what an idiot' but a woman does something stupid and you say 'why are are women so useless'

Please explain this phenomenon I dont understand

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tina just turn

Dumb dogs just signed their own death warrant

Anyone got her nudes?

The bird is hungry, not emotional

Good God

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She trained her whole life for that moment.

Yeah man for a second I thought, well that's a harmless joke, not a guro vid. But yeah, bullying is shitty

Nerve gas

It is a internet comment you are crazy if you want to find a mening to any of them...

Because met let them do stupid things.

He must have hit bottom. I've done many 100 foot cliff jumps in Hawaii. The fall looks no more than 60 to 70 feet tops. Still that's enough to kill a man

Dfw your dog is so small, hes the one afraid of cats but hes my best friend too.

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I thought it could have been the way he landed. Total back flop.

should be renamed murderer

It's real but the lightning does hit aluminum pan man...he survived

goddam hippies

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If that snake didn't break his neck, those dumb fucks that dragged him off by his head definitely did :(

What does this video bother me so much?

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There's always that one faggot in every video of an animal being killed..

its not about brerakin the neck i think
the snake suffocated him

That was a bad idea. She could have easily slipped in her fluids and fell (which would have decapitated the baby). I was actually expecting that since this is a gore rekt thread.

The absolute state of European "males".

i second this assessment
its either a "fucking retard" or a "a retarded fuck" depending which way you swing,
tho it could be "it is fucking retards" if you are gender fluid and don't know how many of "they" there are.

This shit is racist. This video is obviously fake. reminds me of the rambo movie. Where it depicts mexicans has violent people which is not true.

based af

Not sure how you derived "Mexico" from that. All I could think was "Holy shit that dog is eating that guys fucking dick off"

he hit with his back first because his body swings. he let go of the railing too late. you need to almost pencil dive for these kind of jumps. hit on his back, knocked him out and he drowned

you defend cunts and are a loser

Yeah he definitely got choked out by the snake, but they got it off fast enough that they probably coulda resuscitated him if they didn't break hit neck by throwing him around like that

>This shit is racist.
Racism is a good thing, and you're a fucking poofster.

This.

trashed

I'd hate to have such a weak, pussy, cuck of a dad.

Right thats what I thought

awww that sucks poor thing

At any rate, let's keep this shit going

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What was he trying to accomplish?

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Murder > Rape

Reddit edited this video to make it appear as an innocent moment. Heeerrrr deeerrrrrr the special ed kid fell out his chair on accident. The truth was that the dude filming set him up.
Fucking liberals

OH FUCK he slightly bumped into the tree with his shoulder THE HUMANITY

This is marriage.

Fat liberal Dike couldnt handle seeing happiness and a family.

whats so fake about this? i clean up after MOTHERFUCKERS WHO MAKE MESSES THIS FUCKING STUPID ALL THE FUCKING TIME GOD PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKINGS STUPID

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You can see by the way her hands curled in that she was instantly brain damaged.

I love the weak little twerk at the end she gets a

>you tried

fucking idiot. its
"wasted"

when he puts the wet spoon back into the mix GUH

Bullshit gook cop dad giving shit to his son. The "you fucking killing us, here my gun, you should fucking kill self."

Son was obviously already on the edge and had enough and figured fuck it, why not?

Then loser gook parents lose their shit because feels are everything, so that's why they ended up in the stupid situation to begin with.

Nothing of value was lost and all three are out of the gene pool.

Guessing you lads like fluids

Ha that fucker was at fort benning. He was the dumbest fucking grunt I've ever met

explain that to the mexican sub-humans

Can't seem to let go of the situation.

nice find

the branch electrocuted him tho and he died

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sauce?

Thanks, I learned this maybe 10 years ago in a different rekt thread where there was a shot of an Indian dude hit on the skull with a sledge hammer and his hands did something similar.

HOT sauce amirite?

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racoon splatoon

documentingreality.com/forum/f166/21-years-old-shot-himself-after-dad-yelling-him-159155/

Don't waste our limited image space with your bullshit non rekt Asians.

God damn this makes me nostalgic. Our bay in BCT had 2 buffers. We used to race them in 2 man teams and bet on the results. or we did till we got caught and next FTX we came back to find our bunks outside as punishment for that shit

He loves fried chicken so much that he tried to become it

That was molestation, not rape. It's a different degree of sexual assault

Hahaha I love the dad's reaction when mommy starts squirming in the ground and he knows she is so far and ugly he can't even get a boner to provide them with another retarded child lmao!!!!

Farenheit 451

Are you fucking retarded it was an accident

Are you actually fucking retarded? Go to bed kid, you have school in the morning. Or kill yourself like the guy in the video, that would be better.

Man this is Yea Forums. You don't need to worry about that stupid silly ass political correctness bullshit here. And yes, I called you man because I'm assuming your gender. I'm not sorry. Have a great day!

Being real though, that's just not even funny even by Yea Forums standards

It was in peru you fucking racist!

Also that child molestor had it fucking coming. Can we institute something like that in the US for the pedos?

His... Job?

Imagine the amount of pain this idiot put himself through

Yay you respond to my post!!! Now who is retarded? You so silly :)

I think it's Hardcore Henry.

Well deserved.

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Wait we have standards now? Wtf I thought this was the place to get drunk and sit on the toilet and post random stupid meaningless shit to laugh at even though we don't really mean any of it. Thanks for letting me know this place has changed. I will leave now. I hope everyone has a happy Monday :(

Never gets old

i hope that title is legit

Judging by your broken english I'd still say that you are. Have fun with your brain tumor.

Like... you aren't even ironically funny

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Then the cops say
>that looks like a lot more than 10mph of damage

I does it on purpose so you respond again!! I'm winning!! That mean you is being beat by a weetard hehehehe

gg/mwSDYTn might be why

Like.... I'm very funny. You just don't get it man. I own you....

Turbo virgin spotted

Standards? I've been under the blanket in bed next to my very pregnant girlfriend reading and watching a rekt thread for the last hour and a half.

I own you

She survived.

ren.tv/novosti/2016-05-11/padenie-kozyrka-na-golovu-materi-s-rebenkom-v-peterburge-popalo-na-video

Exactly my point! There aren't any standards here. Nobody knows anybody were just here for entertainment. Thank you for participating! I hope your gf has a healthy birth too

I don't speak commie, friendo

The fuck is a turbo virgin? Is it like a dude who tries as quickly as possible to never get laid? That's a pretty weird superpower bro

She made it to the hospital in serious condition, states the article. It doesn't say she survived the hospital or whether she recovered or not.

>Christians
>Nazis
Why are antifa members so stupid? hitler hated jesus because he was a jew

ummm wtf even happened

Good boys:) Getting rid of that shit rat.

Very pregnant? I didn't know there were different ranks of being pregnant. She's not just regular or normal or easy pregnant but holy fucking shit she's very pregnant? I can't wait to hear the doctor's recommendation. Just give birth already you crazy bitch you are very very very pregnant holy fuck what are you doing woman????

Thanks, I wasn't the guy who made the previous comments, just a guy who chipped in.

Guy shoots himself in the head, releasing the nerve gas contained in his brain that sprays out and kills the other people in the store.

poor bastard, slept well sweet prince

What a fucking loser. Digs around in trash like a nigger. Only to get crushed to death by a fucking dumpster as a literal bag of trash falls on its face. What a way to go out.

Like I said man, it doesn't matter. None of us know each other and the only reason we're here is to be entertained. I do honestly wish you and your girl well friendly stranger. Now back to watching rekt shit

You must be the most retarded person on b. Obviously it means she's near her due date you 13 year old virgin faggot.

You're fucking retarded bud

The miracle of life, lads

How did Yea Forums become this lame?

>The Yea Forums annual convention

kek

That bloody mess perk tho...

Some edge on this one over here

A new generation of Yea Forumsasic faggots.

Edge of a knife sliding down his wrist in a bathtub full of ice.

Imagine if that was a toddler. A white toddler. Why do women even get pits? At least a man can fucking hold them back. That chick is absolutely useless in this situation.

>does the same move every time
Holy fuck people are dense.

Perfect

She kicked my dog, now my dog need operation!

Report these posts for begging.

you fucking sick bastard

Because in this case she clearly bit off way more than she could chew, and it is mainly because she was doing a task that a man should have been doing.

Don't have the upper body strength to keep two pitbulls in check? Don't be fucking walking them around, especially when they are not trained. And that is relevant because of the fact she is a woman. Women have 60% of the upper body strength that men have, and weigh less on average. She had no business walking them.

i MUST GO, MY PEOPLE NEED ME

nah mate tree felling is a dangerous proffesion. in my country they have a percentage of employess each year that die while felling trees. the percentage stayed the same over 20 years, something like 15 percent. its in the budget.

tl;dr She's a woman.

nooo sir panda thrash :((

someone was creative enough to make up this shit to get some clicks.

Proof women are unfit to handle anything.

There's not much ISIS left to go back to.

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The term is circle jerk. How could Moldy not know this? She does porn.

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She has a nice ass but a hairy asshole.

kek

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i'd bet both are on the chin

fuck that shit was hilarious. lets grab him by the goddamn ears

If only it had been his throat.

Fake and gay.

Kek

I wouldve beaten that fat cunt's skull in. I mean I literally wouldve gone rage mode and fucking bashed her skull into a bloody pulp.

Would like to see most the the weak noodly armed bitches that say this shit around here try to hold back two crazed pit bulls who are out for blood. Those are some powerful fucking animals. Also, I suspect she was likely just a house sitter or paid dog walker who had no fucking idea what she was in for when she tried to take two obviously untrained probably abused pit bulls out for a walk.

sauce?

Rocket Noooo!!!!

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That file name. Kek.

Omfg my heart

I'm confused. Was he black before the incident?

you better be trolling kid

Why didn't the train just stop?

Ain't no laws when you're drinking claws!

That cows teeth would have been on the curb if she did that to my kid.

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He was going for a sick day, but got caught cus the camera

His genitals are already gone. He's a clean slate.

Pitbulls. The niggers of the dog world.

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Because trains do not just stop. Physics and what not.

He was attempting to fix something but like 99/100 chinks he just succeeded in killing himself.

your mum

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

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how do you fell asleep in a forklift?

That's pretty fuckin awesome. She's gonna be an excellent mother despite being a crazy hippie.

Your mum

what kid fagget

Lovers quarrel

Why did yet another female prove their cowardly stupidity?

That's why retards shouldn't have permission to own pets.

No way to know whether it is a bullying video or not. They might be friends that fuck around with each other in good fun.

At least the widescreen tv is undamaged.

He fell asleep after getting off the forklift.

?

> friends that fuck around with each other in good fun
My positive ass thouth this

He was trying to operate a dangerous machine that has no safety features because he lives in a shitty country that doesn't care about workplace safety regulations.

The train captain is a bad man

get out and kill the dogs

Fucking Russia. You can tell who the alcoholics are.

Proof the ass keeps twerking after brain death.

They stop all the time, otherwise I won't be able to take the train

Being Chinese in a shitty little factory or workshop.

Uhh, excuse me. It was clearly a woman attempting to operate that train.

There's ALWAYS something obscuring the impact. Never seen a suicide jumper video where you actually see them hit the ground.

Not thee same guy. Speedo vs shorts

Shouldn't it have a deadman's switch?

Somebody please prove this fucking cuck libtard faggot wrong.

He wasn't dead, just sleeping

lmao rekt

Its easier to replace the employee.

What the fuck are you going on about?

that's what i call a asphalt burn

He wasn't sleeping on the forklift, he was leaning to carelessly watch what he was doing.

thread is cancer

The snake crushed his carotid arteries, cutting off blood flow to his brain. He was unconscious in seconds and probably died soon after.

Easy.

A man her weight would've been able to restrain those two dogs easily, and not just because of difference in strength.
She wasn't at all prepared and she clearly had no idea how to use her body.

>Didn't blade her stance
>Didn't bring her hands closer to her body where they can exert more strength
>bent at the waist
>got pulled over onto her face like a fucking retard

Even a male CHILD would have done better by instinct alone. Better yet when she tried to pull the dogs off she put the leash around her hip and pull AROUND her body. Instead literally any man would bend their knees with the leash in front of them and use their legs while falling backwards in a controlled manner.

USELESS.WOMAN

Being a slut looks like fun

There is literally a video right after that one that shows that

rigoremortis.com/2017/12/15/man-loses-face-motorcycle-crash/

He's a Russian shill.

Prove it.

Fuckin' coons...

The Horror

No he just walked very fast

"It was at this moment rodrigo realized he'd fucked up

It's a lesser primate known as a "nigger". Notice the theft of the drink. Part of it's natural habitat.

Right? With all these mongs posting gore in a rekt thread, I was nervous af

Is that Ivanka Trump?

No action film can top a irl drunken scuffle

And now kids, this is how you draw a circle

Kek

Better drive without protection gear.
Doesn't look too cool without a face now, does he?