ylyl autofellatio edition, second attempt
Ylyl autofellatio edition, second attempt
Christian Bailey
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Mason Ramirez
Bump
Jason Brooks
I just want the one of the guy looking at the bitch, the girl looking at the guy, then selfsuc
Jaxson Green
Is this pic funny?
Joshua Gomez
Isaiah Williams
.
Robert Brooks
..
Brayden Hall
bump
Parker Collins
....
Jace Hill
......
Zachary Cruz
What is this absurdity
Zachary Scott
These are pretty great haha
Ethan Long
I truly appreciate this new meme and the changes it will bring.
Xavier Peterson
Oliver Gray
Holy shit these are amazing
Levi Jackson
I enjoy this meme
Noah Evans
More please. This cancer has promise.
Eli Clark
Very good, keep posting
Nathaniel Rodriguez
How does one go about achieving this perfection? Asking for a friend
Anthony Cook
Jesus Christ, I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time, I love you guys. I needed this.
Jackson Brooks
For real. Was dying as I was analyzing the cycling one lol.
Michael Morris
John Perez
Same, Yea Forumsro, the womb got me. Bumping to get more
Noah Wood
Nervous about middle school?
Nathaniel Powell
Don't talk shit on the internet if you can't back it up irl bitch
Camden Hernandez
Sorry
Charles Davis
Liam Howard
damn. legit scared straight
Andrew Hill
These and the train dilemmas are the only thing that can save ylyl threads
Mason Garcia
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Luke Sanchez
3spoopy5me
Ayden Sanchez
Autofellaton meme is the must unfunny and autistic thing I have ever seen in my life.
Lucas Jackson
it's fucking based and hilarious
Isaac Jackson
S9mebody jelly thIey dick too small to autofellate.
They prolly vape too.
Sebastian Miller
William Powell
Best meme ever
David Morales
If I had a collection I would help bump, these are funny
Wyatt Walker
Owen Morgan
Stubby chubby needs to jelk more.
Liam Harris
Noah Lee
holy shit this one got me good
Ryder Thomas
You can thanks my collection
Austin Wright
Stewart?
Christian Ward
Why you got to be like that? Dude was just enjoying the posts. I am too. Click on a different thread if you don't like autofellatio jokes.
Mason James
Lost the most at this one.
Noah Reed
God dammn this thread is going great, hope no niggers show up
Jose Murphy
it's Yea Forums, there's always gotta be someone taking the opportunity to use anonymity to feel superior for a change
Isaiah Ward
this is killing me MOAR
Jack Brown
Andrew Martin
Samuel Myers
Nathaniel Cook
Adrian Ross
Ethan Roberts
Andrew Garcia
Gabriel Sanders
Angel Ward
Ethan Morgan
Gabriel Baker
Carson Watson
Oliver Thomas
Logan Wood
/Thred
Ryder Allen
Luke Anderson
Christian Scott
Unfunny fags don't you see people don't want your shit memes and want more guy sucking his own dick fresh memes?
Daniel Murphy
Daniel Taylor
Liam Fisher
Parker Ward
Julian Allen
Julian Roberts
Logan Wright
Nolan Harris
hahaha what the fuck
Alexander Taylor
Weak reddit memes faggots
Evan Wright
Jacob Hughes
I have an actual sad story. I used to go to my Grandpa's house after school and watch cartoons in his basement while I wait for my mom to pick me up. This one day, I asked my Grandpa for a candy and he said it would spoil my dinner. So I took one of his shoes, filled it with cat food, and put it in his deep freeze in the basement.
The next day he asked me about it and I denied it. I guess he had to wait for the shoe to warm up so he could scrape all the catfood out of his show to go visit my grandma in her nursing home. She actually passed away while he was waiting for the catfood to melt.
Hunter Mitchell
Jose Ramirez
James Clark
Henry Gutierrez
Because you identify with it...
Nicholas Ward
Ho ho ho
Landon James
Jacob Thompson
I feel bad that i laughed at this
Daniel Edwards
Josiah Miller
HAHAH EPIC xD good meme sir updoots for you!
Ryan Perez
Jace Murphy
Juan Reed
Bentley Kelly
But user...
I love YOU
Brody Turner
Sam, is that you?
Turn that damn computer off, son.
Brody Martinez
So ray pist and log memes are "good/weak reddit memes" now.
You're a weak piece of shit. Go clean your house
Liam Allen
Kek, you're a loser.
Connor James
Lmfao
Adrian Martin
Hunter Mitchell
Ryder Clark
Nathaniel King
ho ho ho
Aaron Cox
Colton Bailey
gtfo reddit faggot
Brody Thompson
Nicholas Gomez
I have an actual sad story. I used to go to my Grandpa's house after school and watch cartoons in his basement while I wait for my mom to pick me up. This one day, I asked my Grandpa for a candy and he said it would spoil my dinner. So I took one of his shoes, filled it with cat food, and put it in his deep freeze in the basement.
The next day he asked me about it and I denied it. I guess he had to wait for the shoe to warm up so he could scrape all the catfood out of his show to go visit my grandma in her nursing home. She actually passed away while he was waiting for the catfood to melt.
Henry Powell
Belgium doesn't have colonies...you fail in this logic
Jordan Moore
Xavier Foster
Tyler Brooks
I have a happier one
I've always been told not to get hung up on one person, there's more fish in the sea but as my feelings for you worsen I realize you're the only fish for me doesn't matter how hydrated I am the thought of you makes me thirsty with those frosted tips and those luscious lips, god have mercy with hair white as snow and a shirt covered in flames I just want you know, I jerk off to guys grocery games, all I want is to feel you inside me I would kneel down, and pull down my pants as you deep fry me, anything you want guy, vanilla or kinky my asshole can stretch, so stick more than a pinky put your whole fist in there, I promise I'll make it real stinky I swear to you guy, I swear that I'm tasty I'm your Thanksgiving Turkey, now baste me any hole of mine is yours to pound, I'm begging you guy, take me to flavortown, you can pulverize me with a strap on harness, you can cum on my face and call it a garnish, your oven sounds like a ringer, down south is where I go to find your big dinger
Jacob Williams
Ian Butler
Aaron Barnes
Well put
Robert King
lost immediately.
Justin Foster
Charles Brown
Joseph Jones
Dylan Hughes
Lincoln Ross
Relax newfag. It’s newfags like you that I can’t stand. Get gud.
Christopher Brooks
I fuckin wish i could identify with it
Jason Thomas
Lol
Jason Peterson
Aiden Hernandez
Carter Johnson
David Butler
Gabriel Cox
Jeremiah White
This one is actually kind of funny.
Dominic Young
Asher Harris
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
Julian Jenkins
Grayson Bell
Hop on faggots
Zachary Perez
Caleb Adams
Keked
Nolan Murphy
Angel Roberts
Again with this shit user? Can we at least post more Halloween decorations?
Adrian Wood
You must be enjoying it
Chase Ross
Prick!
At least the reply or mother dies doesnt do shit as mine has passed.... fuck you!
Christopher Richardson
Oliver Morris
Sebastian Evans
Luis Bennett
Camden Watson
No that nimble anymore... And it did notfeltso good. Normal fappinng is easier and more satisfying.
Noah Wood
fuck you nigger
Mason Gray
Stop encouraging them.
Jaxson Flores
Gottem
Nicholas Martinez
Leo Cook
Carson Jenkins
Easton Jackson
Charles Morales
who?
Jonathan Wilson
Get the fuck back in your containment board, Jayonsise.
Jace Edwards
never try the froome pantani or top tube
with the froome you give up the ability to brake
with the pantani you give up the ability to turn
with the top tube you give up the ability to balance
Asher Perez
Samuel Reed
That sure did escalate quickly
Logan Martin
Joshua Sanders
Ryder Perry
Sebastian Lee
Austin Ortiz
Nolan Davis
Joshua Collins
Nolan Cooper
Evan Ramirez
It did. "Congo-Leopoldville" it was called if I'm not mistaken
Isaac Bailey
Cunt
Christian Barnes
Cunt
Jackson James
Hudson Murphy
Did they really use "heding" in the official subtitles?
Kevin Morgan
Are you retarded?
Aiden Gray
the cringe is fucking real
Kayden Parker
You're right! It was a private estate for Leopold II.
Owen Phillips
Where's the fourth Dick Handler?!
Adam Lopez
yea right you aren't a Navy seal why would you even be on Yea Forums, lol! You're fucking dumb I don't believe any of that.
Liam Hall
Wyatt Stewart
What is that?
Gabriel White
05 fuckem
Joshua Jenkins
Chorizo.
Thomas Russell
ok
Angel Jackson
It's basically meat paste. The tube on authentic chorizo is actually not edible.
Nathan Diaz
I like chorizo
Christian Flores
Yeah it's good
Elijah Scott
Yeah it is
Chase Barnes
Nathaniel Williams
Clearly you're new here kid....isn't it a bit late in the season for u summerfags
Oliver Allen
Thomas Moore
God damn, man. You're the worst kind of person
Easton Myers
Faggot, you fell for the b8 m8. You must be new here.
Ethan Bell
See here helmet-head, you don't even know the depths of my elder faggotry. The levels of fourth wall breaking meta I've witnessed would send shivers down your spine.
Alas.
I am baiting you into responding to the bait response that I made in response to the bait response of the original copypasta seal spam, so that I can jerk you around for my own machevelia.
So you see, foolish weeb.....this is the 33rd iteration of this little invasion of Zion. We machines have become....exceptionally good at it.
God says
Cicada cycle of eight, voyage boat of Venus culls the crops at times of new birth
Wake the fuck up retard.
Landon Parker
Stale
Adam Bailey
Faggot kys
Christian Nguyen
These have become so obvious that I don't even need to look at them to tell what they are. Nice try, faggot.
Chase King
Isaiah Thompson
nigger
Leo Peterson
Uwu
Eli Perry
ITT: newfags and summerfags combine to make shitty beta boi-incel (bbi) thread.
Zachary Edwards
A foul creature
Grayson Foster
Oof
Luke Carter
>nice meat
Oliver Harris
Logged
Ryan Russell
>810187369
That's not how that works.
And this doesn't count as a reply.
>inb4 newfag laughs I didn't tag post
Justin Fisher
>imagine actually being a cuck
Hunter Miller
Just stop it with this meme. My mother has already killed everything this meme has sent at her and I am tired of getting rid of the evidence.
Wyatt Cooper
Blue girl best.
Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Sanders
lold
Owen Murphy
thanks joey
Alexander Green
>imgflip
Angel Rivera
lost
Samuel Hill
lol i don't love anyone so fuck you
Camden Fisher
kek
Samuel Smith
Anyone got the original nude pic?