If a Superman was a black he would be a Man of steal

If a Superman was a black he would be a Man of steal.

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if op was human he'd be a faggot

every bike on earth would vanish

Wish Michael B Jordan actually went ahead and signed up to fight Roy Jones Jr. God knows he doesn't need to be hit any longer professionally or sparring wise but DAMN would they BOTH have made 50x the amount that KSI and LOGAN PAUL did

I see what you did there

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I don't get it can someone explain the joke to me

It's because a black superman would steal the hearts of all of the white women.

Oh okay I think I'm starting to understand a little bit does anyone have any pictures or anything to back up this theory

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Cringy effort in making a joke... Fucking hang yourself user! This is weak piss

Woman praying to have there purses back.

5'10 manlet cant play supes. 6'2 minimum

Women when they see a real man for the first time

:3

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Haha. Oh Jesus. Thank you user. I needed this.

Me when I'm too drunk to get an erection

Here's a proper saw for that Supreme coping you got going on there nigger.

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enjoy your inferior genetics honky

There's already been a black Superman for like 30 years now...

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That movie was terrible, bro.

Next you're gonna try to tell me Shaq-Fu was a bad vidya gaem...

You just don't like Shaq.

Doesn’t black superman exist? Isn’t he called Black Panther?

If black spiderman existed he'd be spiderfam

I like Shaq when he stays in his lane

Newfags have taken over

If kanye made sweaters hed be kanye vest

>If black spiderman existed

Miles Morales

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shut the fuck up faggot

He would be the Man who seals. Get it right, faggot

Kid, I'm 49 and a half years old and have been here since you were swimming around in your daddy's nut sack.

>49.5 and still on Yea Forums
Bet you have a facebook also

>doesnt understand the if jokes

Im 30 you dumb cunt, just cus you missed the if joke sessions doesnt mean shit oldfag

ITT Butthurt newfags

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Only children under 10 continue to put the "and a half" part after their age...

Confirmed underage b&

Gay cunt

If kanye wrote jokes he'd be kanye jest

Yeah his name is Calvin Ellis, President of the US

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yup, and myspace and friendster too. all shit before your time.

Tagging every post in a thread isn't a joke, it's autism.

Black superman, Man of cast iron lol

LOOK!!! UP IN THE SKY!!
IT'S A BIRD!! IT'S A PLANE!!
NO, IT'S SUPER NIGGER!!!

white superman is ma'am of wet paper lmao

He would just fly around from KFC to KFC eating fried chicken all day while drinking grape soda.