Waifu macdonlands

waifu macdonlands

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it's not serious, almost everything lewd i say is a joke so take it as such
heres a butt for you by the way

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Woah that was unexpected what's up?

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Aegis claimed.

Ya'll need Jesus.

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Greetings, Earthling.

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Been doing well I hope?

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I have plant babies again, so yes.

What's new with you?

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i dunno, winrar?
this
okay this is epic

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Thick thighs black hole chan
A worthy sacrifice.
I'm catholic though.
Clob die plz lole

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name a better duo than Djeeta and ass, ill wait

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tha's kinda lewd, brev
Kei-chi just said something to me ha beat that

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Did you lose your other plant babies?

I'm the same ol same ol, for the most part. Been playing Blasphemous recently and having fun with that.

I'm beginning to think you don't really want me to die.

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claiming wesley willis

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Hi Djeeta

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Mmn, they ran their course and then it got too hot with the growlights on n stuff. We're 17 days into the current grow though, they're so cute at this age~

Ooh, that sounds like a game I could get behind. I've been modding skyrim for naked bitches lately and reinstalled D3 again lol Kinda just waiting for Scorn to come out or w/e

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hello there rika, ive been kind of bored so sorry if i dont talk in paragraphs unless you prefer that then today is your lucky day, how are you and what are you going to do on sunday?

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Djeeta and mating press.
I remember planting morning glories once. They came out fine, then they died.

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waifu is dead

that's a good one, it does look like she's made for it, soppo and cute go together very well too but she's at her best when flaunting her butt

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:( rip

I try to focus on veggies but have some white alyssums going. such tiny much wow

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I miss EIGHTchan.

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The big blep

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I don't really mind writing styles at all. I got my drivers license today and the first place I drove on my own was work. I have work early tomorrow too.

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F.
Do you plant fun stuff?
Collosal bleping.
You are an ass person aren't you?

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Ooooh, gotcha. What's on the grow list this round?

And yeah, it is really fun and has a cool atmosphere. I'd recommend, even if the genre isn't my favorite

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o that's really good to hear actually, congrats on getting it and passing all the tests, make sure you stay safe but the first place you drove to being work is the harsh truth of reality, try to drive to some toursit spots or across the country when you have the time it can be a lot of fun

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i like everything friend, what are you though? i see you as more of a butt person than me

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>cumbrains

If you're referring to cannabis, no, not currently.

Roma tomatoes, Jalapenos, Habanero (3rd time's the charm), Chocolate Sweet Peppers, Basil, Radishes, and I'm trying strawberries again as well. I got myself a new setup so I can start some more stuff on a lower tier shelf too ^~^

Which genre is it even? It's hard placing it based solely on the title.

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funky picture, mate

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cutes

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I want to cum all over your eyebrows

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source

wow that's lewder than anything ive posted so far, what a lewd person you are

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bitch

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no

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What's with all the degenerate behavior?

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i see no degeneracy here aegis, i only see a cute robot with a nice butt

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Oooo, sounds nice. That's an interesting mix of sweet and spicy. What did you upgrade?

It's a metroidvania, a platformer with branching levels and whatnot. It has a very Dark Souls-esque feel to the themes tho.

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Damn you found out that secretly I'm a lewd degenerate

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Clearly you don't own a mirror if you don't see any.

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Sweet n spicy like yours truly ;3

I got a nice steel shelf type dealio. Fits perfectly to where I needed it and freed up some square footage cause lol shelves. I had some nice hardwood under there haha

OOh I remember now, I think Grommles was showing me some screenshots of that.

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hi cute
I accidentally whacked something, sorry for disappearing

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eggs bacon and cheese on an English muffin, please

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we all are in our own ways, except for me, im the cute and adorable Djeeta that doesnt have a lewd bone at all but you on the other hand, i dont know about that but my lewd senses go wild near you

why would i need a mirror if i have a cute robot that always tells me how nice i look every morning?

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Yeah, I'll give you that one lol.

That looks cool as hell yo. And yeah it's really Grim's kinda game, he's a Metroid superfan and the dark themes are right down his alley lmao

Yes hello

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Hi there. Would you like to sign my petition?

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that's alright, just saying hi to cutes in thread!

sure thing, would you like a drink with that?

yes hello can i have uhhh

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*munches on purple doritos* ;3

dark themes are spoopy. me gusta

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but you're the main cute in the thread

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i'm sorry
a laaarge soda

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nahhhh you trippin'

do you want that boneless?

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Look just sign this stupid petition, I've got stuff to do.

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Okay.

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Don't go postal.

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pizza don't got bones in it
i'm sorry

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Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?!

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the crusts are the pizza bones x_x

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I'm so fatiged I feel sick...

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Yes!
Yea I'm lewd
L - Legs
E- are
W- the
D- best

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bruh i didn't say anything about no pizza
i said do you want that drink boneless

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Thanks.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
was getting a boneless pizza part of your plan?

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YES?

Those exist? What even. I have ritz crackers

Yeah, you'd like it I think. I have it on my Switch

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boi i never once said pizza
do you want that drink BONELESS or not
also of course

...a hug?

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they're the spicy and sweet ones. kinda was taking that one step further, but I legitimately have some too lol

I don't think my brain could do another platformer rn. It's all I was playing for the longest time haha

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I feel nausea for some reason.
I'll try to get some rest.

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Oh the ones in the purple bag... I thought you meant ones that were colored purple lmao

Yeah, I get that. I never play platformers so this is a nice change of pace I guess. I also only had Pokemon for my Switch so I needed at least one other game lol

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purple bag = best bag ^~^

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nyaa!~
thanks

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*head explodes*
Dr. CIA, i'm boneless
sleep well

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I'm not a huge fan of Doritos in general tbh, more of a Cheez-it person

Can't honestly say I've even tried the purple bag ones...

4 u, anytime

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for you

you're a nice guy colbs

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Burnt cheez its best cheez its

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To a fault, yeah

I... what? How even

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the toasted ones or w/e?

back in my day, we had to scour the bag of regular ones for a burned one. now they just come like that lol

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until you get drunk and tell me to kill myself
...i'll learn to get past it

i agree with bowsette, the slightly burnt cheez its are the best

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Ooooohhhhh, right. Those weird ones

>back in your day

Please you aren't that much older than me

I tell you to ky while sober, drunk me is much nicer. Maybe. Sometimes. Drunk me can be unpredictable

Also that's Elma, one of my oldest poster friends

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Homo dirthead Colbert Venerates wanG pus.

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RatcAtcher arse Colbert idolIzes dickhoney and needs dickjam.

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ChurL numSkUll scumbag Colbert needs live cUltureS and loves spunk

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with no survivors!

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Cuntbitch butthead Colbert desires wang pus

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NumbnutS Colbert venerates cock snot and delights in spunk

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Bimbo sKunkfuckeR Colbert idolizes fAce cream and adoRes dickglue and loves cock dropleTs

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Oh boy

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SlAVe thuNDercunt KYS desires spaff and is nuTs for man chOwdEr and idolizes oil of ulay

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Slave cuntzilla bootlicker KYS is smitten with onward chrIstIan soldiers and delights in trouser gravy and adoRes fructiS

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Mucky pup KYS deliGHts in hot milk

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that was the joke silly

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Monkey snot KYS adores dicksPEndings.

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Turd KYS worships cock droplets and needs spLashback ANd needs hemulsIon.

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Cockhead KYS idolizes tadpoleS and is smitteN with white ribBon and veneRates penIs colada.

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Asswagon doofus Colbert is a fuckToy and loves oyster droppings.

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I hate being old ;~;

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ChauvinIst pain in the ass Colbert is crazy abOut Throat yogurt and idolizes bonkjuicE.

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Your waifu is trash.
Mine has prepared for this day.
She's made sacrifices.
Is your waifu ready for a sacrifice?

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CoUsInfucker helLdOg doofus ColBert is nuts for Wang pus aNd dElights in oil of ulay

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SHOULD HAVE SIGNED THE PETITION!

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BeginneR Colbert loves live cultures and Loves whitE ribbon

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Egotist CoLbert worships Man foam and loves man seed and worships throAt yogurT

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but why bulli? ;_;
i'll try to keep that in mind

boneless plane

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Bootlicker fool dicktard COlbert loves Man CHowder and venerates white ribbon.

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Rat-fink landWhale robot Colbert desirEs wet paint and venerates weiNer sauce and adores Willymilk.

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Shitter anorak Colbert worships dicKglue.

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Shitneck Colbert loves to suCk Cock anD venerates protein shAke.

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Gimme the breakdown on the petition and I may

idk I'm generally pretty sarcastic and whatnot so I guess it just goes too far sometimes

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McDonald's except it was back when they had Gamecubes in the kids area

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Just a number. Gotta just be more active n stuff.

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Doofus whoReson felloW Colbert ADOres turKey spit and is nUTs for cusTard

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AnimAl donkeyfucker assmonkey Colbert is crazy aboUt face cream and is smitten with jizz and loves erectoPlasm

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you're cute
YOU'RE A BONELESS GUY

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Noodle con merchant Colbert venErates cum and idolizes jizz

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YOOOOOOOOO. Though in my time they had N64s lmao

This is true. However, I am a shit

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Swine nincompoop Colbert adores man chowder and loves wet paint and neeDs population paste

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Saprophyte pissface fuckweasel Colbert delights in prick liquid and desiRes jizz

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Goon weirdo ColberT idolizes tadpolEs and is sMItten With willymilk and woRships turkey spit

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Get a skateboard ;3

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Monster dick prick ColbeRt neeDs pole milk and Needs population paste and is nuts for white rIbbon

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It's a petition to make whiney congressmen play violent video games.

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Gorilla nincompoop Colbert idolizes splashback aNd needs male tears anD is nuts fOr spratz.

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Yes I know, but Gamecube is better and nothing will change this

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it sads me so much bcus i'm so innocent and uwu

for you

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Nobody KYS adores protein shake and needS dongwater And is crazy about fructis.

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why are you still here

Goof puppEt sheePfucKer KYS adores erEctoplasm

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Nincompoop KYS is crazy about liqUiD silk.

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Piggy-wiggy jerk git KYS adores liquid sIlk and worships white honey and LOves cReam

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Dirthead KYS is smitten with oyster droppings and adores hot milk

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DUnce unclefUckeR KYS is nuTs for scuM and desires man period

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But I could fall off one of those

*signs*

True. Gamecube was my favorite system of all time tbh

God bless Dolphin for letting me relive that

Oh please

Who?

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Son of a bitch jerK COlbert Is incapable of intelligent tHOught and Needs wormgob and idolizes splashback

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Zitface slave Colbert needs Splashback and loves Satchel syrup and worshiPs onward christian soldiers.

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Cuntsucker fagtits Colbert worships onward christiAn soldiErs and needs pearl jam anD is crazy aboUt dickhoney.

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Thanks.

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Mackerel Colbert is nuts for dicKhoney and is crazy aBout ball Barf

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Sometimes you gotta fall like a sack of potatoes, y'know?

Humbling.

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Douche Colbert worsHips string of pearls.

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Shithead Colbert delights in wormgob and is smitteN with protein sHake and idolizEs spew.

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My Gamecube controllers broke last year, and for some reason I haven't replaced them. RIP to them though, lasted over a decade

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Sadist KYS adores ball barf and is smitten witH white honey and is crazy about man period.

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Bell-end twErp KYS loves tRouser gravy anD loves Ball barf and venerates custard.

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Blackguard dOgfuckEr KYS loves satchel syrup.

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just to suffer

yes please!

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Dodo KYS aDores satchel syRup

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I pray that your petition comes to fruition

Hey, that rhymed!

I do that metaphorically all the time tho, don't need to do it physically too.. I need a place to play drums again, that shit was good activity

No u

y-you too

Do eet.

I was watching a drummer do Zappa's Black Page #1 and thought of you. Praise me.

...

aaaah shit it's terra forme Vay Hek, best girl next to only John Prodman