What's on your mind user ?

girl i caught feelings for decided to ghost me and try to get back with her abusive ex havent felt the same in 5 months suicide is on my mind everyday

her lost. i'm sure you're a great guy.

Well, after your post, user, it definitely changed

Alexis texas’ big fucking ass is on my mind now

i'm in one of the voice channels at .me/shitpost talking to my friends

what was it before ?

I've started seeing a girl who recently moved to town. Been out of the dating scene for a year after being in an abusive relationship for 5 years. We've hit it off well, we have good chemistry, great sex, enjoy making music together... But she tells me that she just can't be in a monogamous relationship right now. I guess we are both healing in different ways from our most recent relationships. I like this girl a lot, but this situation has been swirling around my head constantly. I'm not sure what to do. I'm a serial monogamist, all else is foreign to me.

I've been chatting with a girl I havent been in touch with for like 6 years. We ran into each other at a mutual friends wedding. didn't speak to each other but we had eyes on each other all night. She was there with her husband and I was there with my girlfriend. We've talked almost every day since then. She tells me how she wished she never got married. I jsut want to fuck her brains out. For old times sake. Simply because she'll probably never leave her husband.

The masseuse at Massage Envy that I've been seeing for years that I'm in love with

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She aint worth it
Shes a slut. If she doesnt want to be with you and only you, tell her to go get fucked and move on. Im the same way, man. I dont want to be with a woman if we arent going ro be together.

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I took speed for the first time in ages with my girlfriend, best friend and his female friend. I considered myself straight but once the drugs kicked in, things changed.

We were watching a movie and my girlfriend started to jerk me off under the blankets. My mate started coming up and then got his cock out too. He asked to suck my dick while my girlfriend was jerking me and I just went with it and let it happen. I then started to jerk him off, trying to get him hard. We fooled around for awhile and kept watching the movie until his friend arrived.

She gets here and is pretty drunk, wearing a skin tight dress that makes her look so fuckable. Literal 9/10. Pretty soon she started jerking my mate off and got naked. The girls started making out and me and my friend took turns touching each others cocks.

We dosed up again and then took things to the bedroom where we paired up to fuck. My mate couldn't get hard, even though his friend was trying desperately to get him off. She started watching me and my girlfriend fuck instead, touching herself while I choked her.

It was so fucking hot, I was pounding my girlfriend while the other girl looked on submissively, she kept mouthing "I want to fuck you" while my girlfriend was face down and couldn't see.

My girlfriend came a few times and then went to sleep. The remaining three of us went out on our balcony as the sun was rising, all naked and charging hard. I teased this girl with my cock a bit, shoving it in front of her face and asking her how badly she wants it. I denied her whenever she tried to lean in and suck it. This just made her hornier, so I touched her while my mate watched, as he was still trying to get hard.

It was really hot being in the dominant role, my mate jerking himself silly but being helpless to do anything else but look on while I messed around with his girl.

I definitely want to try more group stuff now, I've accepted that I'm bi and I'm looking forward to exploring my sexuality further.

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That sounds awesome dude. Congrats, I am a little jelly, not gonna lie

I'm so confused with my ex. We ended on good terms and we both love each other immensely but because of a distance and her job kind of thing she said it wouldn't be fair for me to be with her if she wouldn't be able to reciprocate the same amount of love I gave her.

Anyway, I keep asking her because I don't want to upset her, if I can just wait for her anyway, but she doesn't want me to. "Let me live vicariously through you" she says.

I still love her bros and it kinda hurts to think that she wants me to forget about her so I can "live a fun life" according to her, but I only enjoy life with her.

Idk man

Ty user, probably the best call. It's just rough. Getting laid is nice and all, but it's more than that that I'm after. It's just hard to accept that I'm the only one between she and I who wants or needs more than that.

First of all, check em.
Secondly, dude that's bullshit. She doesnt want to hurt you but she wants freedom. That sucks, man, but there it is.

Thanks man, everyone enjoyed themselves and we're looking forward to doing something similar again. My girlfriend is cool with me doing pretty much anything except for fucking the other girl. In her words, I can do anything that she can do ie. going down and touching her.

This, just want to see the unedited vision.

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Yeah, ive been there, man. It sucks, but you have to do what's best for you. If you want a relationship and she doesn't, find someone who does.

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That's double check em

Thanks for the advice man but I know this girl too well and I (don't let this sound like the guy who can't accept the truth) just don't think that's something she would do. We connect too much and she's always initiating conversations with me, romantically we just can't start anything again and that kills me

I would totally fuck the other girl after your gf passes out. But that's just me and I am a piece of shit. But totally would

lol dumb thot, you should hang with her ex

steal him away, perhaps get her addicted to benzos?

If that's what you believe, alright. I find it difficult to believe, but i dont know her, you do. Im just telling you what it looks like to an outsider.

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Having a fucking mutilated half dick because of abrahamic retards infesting the entire world that should all fucking die off

I appreciate your input regardless, thank you user

Yeah, man. Good luck.

I feel like if I'm patient my gf eventually will want to watch me fuck other girls. Better than feeling guilty about it.

do it.

tell her.

Bs dude. She wants to fuck other people but is decent enough to dump you first.
Just giving you an excuse other than "I'm away from you and would like to fuck hot dudes in my area"

You're in denial

The way things ended with my relationship

su of cide is waste.
dedicate your life to yourself

I like this user

I think I have cancer and I haven't told anyone but the things are multiplying and increasing in size and I absolutely would deserve it but I can't be bedridden I have to take care of everybody and the punctuation in this post is basically nonexistent. That's all, no need to reply i just wanted to tell someone. Thanks user!

My girlfriend of 4 years left me three days ago. I think about her every single second I'm awake. I've literally never been in so much pain before.

call her right now and tell her you love her.

what kind of cancer?

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vote for the Virginia Institute o Autism

thinking of boys and how i have so much love to give yet none of them deserve it

Of the nether regions. Not that I should ever procreate anyways but... ugh. Feels like I've got a third fucking nut at this point.

Thanks, Yea Forumsro.

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Regret.

>I wish I treated her better
>I wish I never pushed her away
>She was the best thing in my life
>mfw

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This
Is terrible advice. Give her some time. If she comes back, awesome. If not, fuck it. Itll hurt for a while, but you'll eventually get over it, user.

I've been dating this adorable perfect 9/10 for a year and she still won't fuck, suck or touch my dick because she's not ready yet. I respect it but I'm out of town and I NEED physical contact so bad I'm about to schedule an incall with a bbw escort just to give me a hand+tit job

Let it go, man. If you fucked up, it wasnt the first time and it won't be the last. Chalk it up to experience and move the fuck on. We've all pushed people away that it ended up being a mistake. You can't wallow in it.

I did when things first started going south. We both fucked up and I told her I'd make the necessary changes because I loved her. A few days later she officially broke things off and I've just been completely destroyed ever since. Hopefully she'll come back but I really doubt it. Thanks for the advice, though.

Jack off, man. You will regret the escort if you do it.

Thank you for the advice.

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About all this dumb shit swirling around in my head. Memories of a past life I think and my current life and how they conflict with each other. The scars and memories I have seen to coincide with each other though so who knows.

I'm alone drinking coffee at night to relax while a swirl of emotions flow about .

How I have absolutely no game anymore and why I want to run away from everything until i collapse.

And if I should fuck my fatish friend who is desperate for cock who I dont really want to fuck but could. And I'm wondering if I should just because I can.

I probably won't because she's mentally unstable and I just want sexual pleasure but can't feel any anymore so I'm just chasing a fucking magic dragon aaa

Your hand gets boring after so long numbnutz. Unless you can give me a tip on getting it on with myself better without lube or a pocket pussy on short notice (and in a hotel) Ill still go for it

It won’t feel as good as waiting till the day she finally becomes your personal cocksucker and lives to make you cum

whether or not to start writing the nxt bit (programming, now, or in 2 hours) .. eat first .. is 5.21am

You're not bi you just did meth you fuckwit.

Me sober: I enjoy fucking females.

Me high: I'm into niggers dressed up as knuckles the echidna jacking off in the corner while I fuck their uncle in the ass and my aunt Linda engages in coprophilia with a 16 year old Filipino transexual.

Dont confuse what turns you on when your high for what you really are in real life.

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Bamp

Why I have such an intense drive to be friends with this girl I met. I don't know why. I thought I had a crush on her because she is hot. But no I just want to be her friend and shit cause she seems cool. But it doesn't seem like she reciprocates the feeling. Just seemed like we hit it off pretty well but I guess not. I guess I just thought it would be good to make a friend since I'm in a new town haha I'm a big ol' fag

I'm 25 next week. I have achieved nothing.

What the fuck am I doing? I have never applied for a single job.

How much I fucking hate centrists

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My future, my med application was unsuccessful so I need to figure out what I'm doing next year. A master or another gap year or a holiday if I can find the money for it.

Plus I really need a relationship since I've had no experience with that, or maybe I don't, I dunno

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being anhero.
school is shit, i'm on house arrest from probation, i don't have many friends, i'm not even talking to any girls, i've only had one serious girlfriend and it was for 2 months. i'm a burden on my mom and she would be so much better off without me. i have nice things (phone, computer, food, roof over my head, a cat) but i really just want to kill myself

What do you think is nothing?

serious convictions/beliefs are cool and all, but if you become a zealot then you lose the ability to reason or have actual rational thought.

the left think they're right because they're the left, the right likewise. sometimes either side is correct, but usually their just full of shit.

the only logical, rational position to have is in the centre, anything else is just bandwagoning tribal faggotry for the lesser developed.

I wanna fuck my Mom

I guess the usual shit people seek the obtain to have a happy life.

>No money
>No car
>Living with parents
>Bad health
>Never went to college

>imagine being so worried about becoming a zealot that you accidentally become a zealot
It never fails that a cuckold centrist will try to please all sides, but end up pissing off everyone

why dose my cock keep ending up in my hand ??? its annoying like they are meant to be together .

Centrists still compromise liberties, and give government powers it should never have. Fuck centrism. Fuck authoritarianism.

Being a centrist is like having a train run on you by everyone, from nazis to commies to anarchists and then afterwards you get up and say that you're the smartest one there

if you're trying to please both sides you're not a centrist, you're a cuck.

you're confusing centrists with politicians.

This cute milf I'm trying to fuck. Tattooed, pierced, and hot af

My new gf is laying next to me now passed the hell out. She just got back from a week out of town and we fucked around some. She came a few times but was already really tired as it was, so she was all knocked out from the trip. I didn’t get off but she’s out like a light. I knew i probably wouldn’t get off tonight but I’m still a little sore about it. I really like her so I don’t want to push the issue. I hate to put ultimatums on things but I’ll be genuinely pissed if we don’t fuck again in the morning. I need to be more direct with her and stop treating her like a delicate flower. I have to just make it clear what I want and just go for it.

>not understanding what centrism is
That is the definition of centrism, you either say all sides are idiots without anything else or say you're right, sometimes that is trying to pander to both sides

no, the definition of centrist is not being strongly left or right, fucking idiot.

politicians pander, centrists have a political ideology.

Thinking of starting a podcast.

You're either a lying virgin, a faggot who can't face his sexuality or your girlfriend is totally unattractive to you...

I've NEVER not nutted from a fuck that wasn't interrupted by something. What, she just got off and rolled over like a dude who could give two shits?

Or are you a lesbian?

Ok center nigger

Jeffrey Epstein was killed and we all just stopped talking about it

Popeyes chicken sandwhich

College is a fuckin scam. Not worth it imo unless you're going for a specialized field of work like a science or something.

Bad health is pretty shitty but unless you have an incurable disease or cancer there is always something you can do to improve your health and vision.

No money huh, if you want some quick cash you can sell plasma or your electronics or somethin. Gettin a job isnt like trying to find unibtainum or something just apply for everything. I know it's a little nerve racking when you never worked before but almost everyone's been at that stage so no sweat. Ya know you gotta start somewhere.

Nothing wrong with living with your parents unless, you know your 46. Then holy shit.

Sigh
Alot is user i wish one of these hurricanes would hit North Carolina to give me something to do but the fuckers keep turning.

It's a frame of mind too user. I know it fucking sucks sometimes but know you're not alone. I have a decent bit of money, a job, live with my wife, have a baby on the way, and went to undergrad and grad school and I feel like I've done nothing with my life too.

I’m in a new relationship and my ex crosses my mind every now and then. I’m happy, but it’s bittersweet cause that’s all I wanted with my ex. Guess everything happens for a reason.

Hard times user but I'm staying cool

Really want to pound my friends wife. No way I could do that to him though.

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Whether I'd rather fart every time I talk, or shit every time I cough

i've been asked this by multiple women when I stare off into space when they start talking. I just can't listen to their annoying dribble and often times my mind just empties into a sea of nothing as they drone on about meaningless crap.

I want pussy but I can't be bothered putting effort into getting any and I'm too broke to fuck hookers (and they aren't doing anything for me anymore anyway)

Fart

>i've been asked this by multiple women
Yeah ok, that implies women talk to you, which they don't.

Nobody truly cares about me

Dude get that shit treated early and much better chance you are ok.

>women
Fuck, man. If he doesn't care, just go for it. I wish I had the slightest chance of fucking a nice wifey like you.

I miss my tranny gf

Same. I'm feeling my age. I see possibilities fading while regrets continue to increase. Nothing to look forward to on the horizon. I just wish I could end it without hurting my family.

Stupid. If you wanna pump a load into her every once in a while just do it. Girls get lots of pleasure from getting fucked in and of itself. No climax required. Bonus: she'll probably like the feeling of being used and dominated

I feel you, bro. But don't give up just yet. Almost killed myself last week, but I just can't hurt my family and give up on the good things life still has to offer me. Like pussy, booze and nice trips to Hawaii. \o/

I'm just thinking about sex right. Rough sex, to be more specific. Specially with such a MILF like that one in your GIF. Am I a monkey or just a hypersexual? If only I had a pussy to fuck tonight, though...

Me too.

I'm drunk and have been playing classic WoW all night with my m8s. We're waiting for a group for wailing caverns. Life is okay.

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right now*

Is that recent? I'm too lazy to look it up on Google.

It's from a comedy program. Look up Tim "the Trial"
It's for lulz

Thanks for the kind words. There are things of value in this world. It's just me, is the problem. I've made too many mistakes and now it's hard to live with myself. I wish there some way I could forgive myself for the way I've wasted my life.

Howold are you? Stop being such a sad cunt. Try something new and if you don't like it, try something else that's new.
I was bored at my old job and said fuck it, I'm gonna go try seething else for a year. I think I enjoy it because it's challenging having to put up with teens' bullshit

I feel the same, bro. We just have to focus on other things, get distracted, you know? We've wasted PART of our life, not our entire life. There's always a chance of doing the right thing, my dude. We're not criminals or anything, am I right?

30th birthday and wife won't even sex with me. Just passed out.

That's a good way of looking at it. I'll keep that in mind. It's getting late and I'm going to go to sleep, but it was good talking with you, user. I hope things get better for you.

>Stop being such a sad cunt.

It's not as easy as it seems, but I know you meant well with your post and I appreciate the advice. As for my age, I'm old enough to be having a mid-life crisis, which I think is at least part of my problem.

I wish you the same, brother. Good night.

Is she hot, thought?

I cheated on my gf with like 40 women over the years. one girl told me she has chlamydia. ive had it before. now im trying to figure out how to buy antibiotcs on the dark web and get my gf to take them too

i think i have it because it slightly burns to pee