I'm the catmaster, ask me anything related to cats

I'm the catmaster, ask me anything related to cats.
Also Caturday thread.

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did he ever get his cheezburger? It's been years...

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ask EFG

What's the meaning of cats life?

Were there any major cat threads and topics on usenet, AOL IRC, and MS-DOS and Amiga chat BBS's?

C-Caturday?

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Why do cats rarely meow when not around humans and other primates?

>pregnant Anne Frank
WTF!?

serious question: do you like my hat?

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Ask me what?

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Why are my old "friends" rather acquaintances so immature?

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Dear Epic Fail Guy,

Is it true that you live with your mother but not your father?

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Potato!

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>he doesn't know

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LOL

to fuck around
fuck if I know son
autism

Fuggin kekd

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How do I become a cute cat boy shota?

How were you able to tell it was a pregnant Anne Frank?

google "how to tie a noose"
no need to thank me

That's mean UwU :c

Mainly the yellow hexagram on her coat.