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Free cancer sticks are the best kind of cancer sticks.
i hope you look at me like that when we're in the bed together
o alright that's good to hear, there are lots of guys in conventions that wear womens cosplay, it's not that weird so you dont have to worry about it and yea if you guys are in a good relationship then i doubt he could hate you wearing almost anything as long as it isnt stupid and a mordy cosplay is far from that
r/ing HD daigles
I like World chan cause she's so lofty and light, despite the circumstances, and because she's fun and attentionate, and blue!
Nyanpasu
Thread needs moar dong
Oh, you're one of those?
technically im everything, im even you
Yeah, it's just that I'd want to enjoy my own looks when I wear that stuff. Don't just wanna wear it for the funs. I don't expect to look like some cute uwu animu cunt, just not fucking strange.
Ohoho, you rang?
usapnayN
I did. Supply to thread plz.
yea i get you, as long as you take care of your skin you should be fine and not look like some old fat disgusting weeb
I would, and then I would call you and idiot.
No.
i like you because you're fun and attentionate and... blue?
I'm on break at work or I really would
Also Makoto isn't here to be appropriately donged
How's that VPN treating you lately?
wow you dont have to be so rude about it :(
no blanket party pls
I wasn't.
nice trips and now i feel better, how's the cancer stick?
I like you because you're lovely and a light, and cause you're you!
claiming gamesmasterjasper
Depends wether or not you've been a good soldier. Have you been a good soldier? :3
Puff puff it's gone.
but am i blue?
that's a shame
Oh, I won't look like a weeb, don't ya worry. Am a nordic giant and slender af.
Maybe next time
being slender feels great right? i dont get how people can stand to stay fat it looks like hell
what
the answer is no.
my skin looks fairly... tan. like a sand color
>someone is going to interpret this the wrong way
Yeet
Well, I wouldn't mind having like 5kg more. Being slender is nice but a little, tiny bit more meat would allow me to wear certain things better.Especially stuff that requires wide shoulders
i'm tired
i could use some more meat too so that i dont have to deal with stomach cramps whenever i skip on meals but i dont have trouble wearing stuff
i meant to link you
o well go take a nap or go to bed
I know the feel. It's real damn annoying.. luckily beer fills the stomach quite well and I love cooking.
i cant drink yet so i dont have that luxury yet and i hate cooking because it's as big of a mistake as i am so it's annoying
i nap now see ya
u not 21 yet or why
I used to be afraid of cooking but bf is a great cook and he teaches me
oh no
im only 20 right now, i'll be 21 next year, i had my mom teach me how to cook before i left but i was too lazy to do it so i only got like 3 days to learn stuff before i left and it never goes too well
How y'all doing thread
I'm bored and don't know if I'm hungry or not
>i cant drink yet
(^:
There is a skeleton inside of you.
im kind of bored too so welcome to the party
dont make fun of me ill be able to soon
Too bad u live in the US eh. You can get wasted with 16 over here. I think I'm 23 now... so I could buy alc at ur place
UH OH, SOLDIER DID AN OOPSIE! Time for some disciplinary measures.
(:
I also have sandy skincolor, but more like beach sand in a mario game, really bright, with some pink-ish-er areas around.
That's a face I member
why do you talk about yourself like that?
You're older than me, but I can drink and you can't. Why isn't the age just 18 worldwide
Please do not say such scary things, there is no chance this is true
Hi hello it is I
im fine with living here because at least we have guns that we can shoot and sleep with so it's worth the loss but i get how it's not that great of a law, 23 isnt that old, you've still got a lot left in you make sure you dont become an alcoholic though
because self reflection is the most important part of developing to become a better you
it's not 18 everywhere because countries have different laws
i really like that picture!
i'd say my skin color is kind of like the color of the background of the board
which i hope you're not using a different style other than vanilla™ Yotsuba®
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Well then, I'll piss off to bed. Cya mate
good night
Are you talking about french fries?
What if that is what I am, tho?
What is involved in a "blanket party?"
>i dont get how people can stand to stay fat
Sometimes life factors gang up on you. I've been back and forth between fat and skinny and I agree that being skinny definitely feels better. But the times I was skinny I had perfect conditions in my life to become so, and I haven't always been continuously that lucky.
If you don't know if you are hungry, have a small snack. I know that my one-and-only has trouble telling when she is hungry, but the lower her blood sugar gets, the dumber she gets and the less likely she is to recognize that she needs food badly.
So have a little snack. If your appetite lites up, then eat a little more. If not, no harm done.
What I'm saying is drinking laws are stupid in general. 18 should be the accepted age worldwide, if not 0
What ya mean "when she is hungry"? Who are you talking about?
Yeah I'm probably gonna get snacks soon, I just don't wanna get up
same and of course
Yeah but talking about your flaws as is and thus asserting them as a part of your personality mentally blocks progress in a direction that could prove more comfortable to you.
Constructive reflection could be done if the conversation was centered around it. However, you've so far only used extreme language to describe yourself negatively, which can only be useful if you wish to ridicule your personal development so that you don't have to make it object of discussion or critique.
ciao M!
>"when she is hungry"? Who are you talking about?
Sorry. I know someone like that. Someone I know for real.
nothing will be accepted worldwide, we all have different cultures and ideas on how to run a country
i do both because both arent exactly wrong for me to do, i find that doing whatever method that motivates you more to do better is whats really helpful, i like making fun of myself like that because it's funny to me but im also a constructive critic when i feel the need to be but i dont say that out loud as its for me and not for anyone else unless someone wants to be criticized
that's enough nap for me
that was 30 minutes or so, how do you even feel refreshed after that?
it was more like 10 minutes cuz I was reading a little lol
and iunno
well whatever works for you then, what are your plans for today and sunday? are you going to do anything aside from work or is that everything you'll end up doing?
That's... unusual. I'm just hoping you stay constructive in it, cause noone needs you to bash yourself, just to look cool.
based and redpilled, my friend
>pic
whoa, cool!!
w-why did you print out my post?
you know, besides the fact that you're super nice and cool
a lot about me is unusual i know, i do it for fun i dont usually mean it and i dont do it to look cool, if i wanted to try and be cool i would do a lot more but i dont care about it, i just want to be me and talk with people
ima just um... like... blah all weekend
that sounds amazing, you have fun with that
Because I like doing stuff for people I like, and you needed proof, and also I think Earth chan handing out letters is adorable!
>leg
that is super cool
shadow Garfield is pleased
is that sarcasm?
yup
also football
If Islams can force their culture into ours, I can force my drinking age onto other countries
cute!
oh gee, now i need to do something to top you...
i'm gonna plant a tree for you
which i know i said something similar before (and i didn't deliver, sorry), but this time i have competition!
Earth-chan holding anything is adorable!
>>leg
that leg is the reason there is no season 3
if they were to move their heads any closer, his hat would slide off.
what joy, have fun watching that game with akame
based
but seriously yea countries have stupid laws but i cant see anyone forcing a different legal age upon a country and you shouldnt force your ideas upon another country
see, his hat's gone! i told you!
what are they doing?
did he pick up his hat before doing that?
Sharing American secrets
like how 9/11 was an inside job?
No it's not... being cool just means being unbothered, and you just being yourself makes you cool, in a nice way.
I think it's admirable that you think about it this way, even if I was puzzled by your behavior at first.
Powerful leg. I agree also, she should hold some warm hands.
This isn't a competition, but planting trees makes up for all the paper I'm wasting, so thanks.
9/11 was done by israel
THIS
warm hands like your hands?
... can i make it a competition anyway?
wtf Kei-chan would never say this, delet
hi Sono
There is no fun when watching football with me...
sup
I may also have a sound clip of him saying it too
NO NO NO DELET DIS RITE NOWWW
KEI-CHAN WOULD NEVER DO DIS
slap my ass
I will leak it when he runs for president
oic my mistake, i like being who i am and trying to pretend im something more than a person on the internet, thanks you're cool in your own ways so keep that p too
thanks i think about a lot of things in weird ways, i can come off as being a bit too uptight and nice when i post here which makes me think that people will chop up my whole personality to being nice and that's it and they wont be wrong, im not an interesting person to talk to but nice isnt my entire personality and my behavior changes a lot
sorry for the weird rant that probably makes no sense and has nothing to do with anything
NOOO
HE WAS GOING TO NUKE ISRAEL HE TOLD ME IN HIS MANIFESTO
A whole minute? I don't wanna watch that...
Yea, maybe, and yea, maybe. But I'm small and lame and also it's more metaphorical.
this is giving me danish subtitles
I disagree, it makes a little sense, I think I can relate to this a bit. Also thanks, I do my best.
That last part may have got something to do with how the word "nice" just often is used to sum up a whole lot of different, often contradictive, positive personality traits, some of which don't really have fitting words for them.
you're small and cool and it's fine, i'm sure the Earth will find a way to lend you a hand in a more literal sense
maybe if we hold hands it'd be like a proxy for the Earth.
but only if we hold hands
that's just how it works, don't ask me why
with my bad spelling and tons of mistakes im surprised it did make a little sense to you
yea i know but that's how i would refer to my personality when i post, i dont really do much else even though i should, im more comfortable with 1 on 1 chats but in public i feel like im really stale and boring to talk with and i probably am in private too but it could just be me being too hard on myself there but i dont know, i dont find there to be a good reason to talk with me for prolonged periods of time, i cant keep people that interested to talk to me
This is zero funny but I laughed at it because my brain is slowly shutting off. Earth is lending me lots of hands but I'm always worried that they don't see themselves as the wonder they are. If you want we can hold hands anytime, but it would sure suck if you were the only one, cause there are a lot of peeps and things out there which also deserve a hug as well.
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1 is still better than none, though, eh?
That's either cause I'm real smart or we're both the same kind of stupid.
The last time I said this to user they told me to shut up and that it's obviously not true. As I said before, at least to me you come off as really putting an effort into your posts, and I enjoy making posts together, so you can't be that boring.
9/11 was done by Israel
And since the US government bends over backwards for Israel
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
i think we're both dumb
maybe im wrong or maybe im right i dont know, i guess it doesnt matter as long as there are other people who are willing to talk to me
Hello
aw, thanks. it might be a bit awkward, though. i was kind of just testing you...
>Earth is lending me lots of hands
what could he possibly mean by this?
>things out there which also deserve a hug as well
i hug my cat, does that count?
>1 is still better than none, though, eh?
w-who says i haven't held hands with anyone else...
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
Goodnight, have a nice thread anone. And remember to hold your waifu tight, cold nights are coming.
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That's right. You can also just don't think about it at all and find a different reason to post that's not up to speculation on how good of a person you are, then you'll be fine forever.
>I was kind of just testing you
Testing me for what? How long have I been victim to your intricate mind-games, Yuiposter?
>what could he possibly mean by this?
I was just... forget about it, I'm surely already far past insane. I'm just saying that I'm not the one that needs hands.
Yeah your cat counts.
>who says I haven't held hands with anyone else
Not me. I can only hold a limited amount of things at a time though, and there are a lot of things to hold on this Planet
Back from working out and shower.
Bed is comf.
good night
sleep very, very, very well and i hope i'll see you tomorrow or in the coming week.
>Testing me for what?
to see if you'd do something as lewd as holding my hands
>How long have I been victim to your intricate mind-games, Yuiposter?
probably since you first talked to me
>I'm just saying that I'm not the one that needs hands
oh, okay... well, that's fine. as long as you're happy.
>Yeah your cat counts
woo!
>I can only hold a limited amount of things at a time though, and there are a lot of things to hold on this Planet
No, I usually stick to a routine and simply add more intensity with time. I don't aim for mass, I aim for strenght, but I don't lift, mostly because I don't have the access to gear for that.
fair, fair...
do you at least have dumbbells? i like their name
Suncc
Nope, also, that's for mass.
High reps - low weight = more mass
Low reps - high weight = more strenght
Atleast that's how I had it explained to me.
Toothy fellatio.
Blepper
Mlem blep
SOP is the edgy kid
cOlOsToMy BaG
cringe
that's why you take high weight dumbbells :^)
Aegis claim.
Sop is a good dog and an even better soldier.
this
Nowhere to store them either.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Does that thing have a working pussy?
you don't have a 1sqft space in your house to put some weird looking boys?
She's made of metal, and is also not a "thing".
Howdy.
Its pussy is made of metal?
hey there aegis, it's been a very slow and boring day for me, i hope things are better for you tonight
Obligatory Aegislash claim
>house
Yeah, no.
Yeah, sure.
It's always like that for you.
Does this make it better?
cringe
:)
can she run Doom?
this is now a lewd thread
yea nothing ever changes no matter the day
yes, a lot actually
cringe cumbrain
just buy a house lol
I'm back after losing battlecup
That nigga eatin' ass
Neato.
Oh shit you's right.
Thanks, now what?
Rip
bump
soppo's more neato here, nice lewds
Gross
Probably not.
Not with that attitude it won't.
That's how it be but I got my first paycheck today, which is nice
ewnimus
true enough, what are you going to be up to tonight?
What for?
She looks annoyed.
Berate me more.
What are you gonna spend it on?
bump for booty
>She looks annoyed.
exactly how i like my waifus to look when they see me
boo.
what the fuck is that name
Not sure yet. Some of it is gonna be gas money and the rest is probably gonna go towards college
go away
booty
Ass.
But why? Kek
More lood.
ty^^
ty^^
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