> be me, femanon

You are so cute!
Can you show your panties?

i was wondering the same thing

Finally, a nice big 8.5 incher
Everyone knows that. Also, UK

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She must be some kind of poligamy bitch tired of fucking her cousins and looking for some attention

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*Dicks are measured in inches

Women tend to overestimate dick sizes, actually, and will usually tell you there's such a thing as too big. It's all fun and games until I bruise your cervix.

post cunt

Even if she was british they'd use inches because they love to shit on the imperial then use it all the fucking time.

meant to say
*Dicks are measured in inches

Damn, nice!
I hope you enjoyed it!

But I HAVE no cousins

Gross your a Nigger lover

I'd like to see this hoe hold a ruler up to her stomach to see how deep 6 inches would actually go. If she's short it could reach her navel

Checkmate eurofags

If it's too big I just take it up the ass but 8.5 is fine

In my experience, enthusiasm to give pleasure using any part of either of our bodies has rendered my penis size irrelevant. It's just another toy in the sexual toy box.

How often do you measure the dicks you take? Doubt it's often.

Gross you spelt gross wrong Ew u can't spell

If that's 8.5" you're a giantess. I bet it's not.

Not often but sometimes but I know how big my hands are in inches and can use that to measure

You'll never be happy until you learn to enjoy a smorgasbord of boob-types.

meh okay come here and ill bone you if you wish

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more tits and pussy

I'm 5'9 but it's deffo 8.5
I've seen him measure it in person. He's pretty proud of it. But I DO have this pic

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Where in UK? Interested in statistically average penis with above average anxiety?

How tall are you?

disgusting saggy coal burner. kill yourself.

Lol anteater foreskin
Rest is nice tho

"lol mother nature at its finest but im used to my multilated pickle"

No I'm fine with foreskins that one is just all super long like a deflated balloon. What's up with that m8?

Welp I stand corrected. That's like a 1 in 500+ dick statically speaking.

Be this guy
Post nude
Be butthurt when people don't love his weird dick

Ah kewl. I usually never win ANYTHING

The day user was shot down by a tit posting coalburning cumdumpster lulz

So we have tits with timestamp but for some reason there are no follow ups. I hereby request more lewd pictures for further study!

a saggy titted whore at that

take off that bra and show us how long them hangers are

We need more of both of you OP

U first

Congratz on the aids and herpes you dumb fucking coalburning hoe

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You got snapchat?

Lol stay mad
I'm 100% disease free. Shit was years ago

Oh well that looks rather nice actually

yes its imafag

Love them tits

You got a kik?

Stay mad lil' dick
I'm disease free, shit was years ago.
I don't discriminate by skin colour only dick size lol

Fuck you and your saggy deflated tits.

yes kik me at ihavelongdisgustingtitsforniggers

Sheesh, first time posting on Yea Forums I keep thinking it didn't post, but then it does....

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you probably have aids now?

so do you have any media of you taking big dick?

Your tits are grim user

Your tits are fucking gross

so what made you fuck niggers? just a size queen or something else?

Its ya boi skinnypenis

Post more pussy plox
Would eat/10

TBH, the shitstorm just keeps on going, yet I wonder if the OP is still there. Most likely she couldn't care less and had left a couple minutes ago but hell, chances are she's quite enjoying us arguing.

Where in the UK?

God i'd shove my turtle dick in your mouth.

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Story would've ended better if he raped and murdered you, whore. Race traitors get the rope.

slag

was just taking a shower chill ur saggy tits yall
its cuz my dick is what germans call "blutwurst", aka a dick that gain in dimension drastically when engorged. aka my schlong gets longer than that when erect and all the foreskin gets pulled back

study more folks

Gorgeous tits. I want those nipples in my mouth

tbh the wrinkly tits arent my thing but i know the problem
had a slightly chubby gf with glorious tits that lost a lil weight and it all went to the shitter

better crouch down

I’d lie on the fucking floor

this is the first time i've seen an over-the-clothes measurement, let alone anyone taking it seriously

>>EveryoneITT

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sometimes I forget how gross and ugly most of Yea Forums is

you mean how pathetically desperate

Add me on kik if you want more

alixsta

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You like fucking niggers. Your a disgrace to your race and a waste of space. Kill yourself subhuman slut.

Why can’t I be both

>wahhhhh Yea Forums is being mean to the cold burning attention whore instead of playing captain save-a-hoe wahhhhhhh

your face when you finally find out the truth

Time of thread death, 19:52

I bet your ugly as shit

I want to suck your tits.

Is that a real dick? Fuck that lucky bastard

Disgusting traitorous whore. Your tits aren't even welcome here.

Whore

have any of you and black guys?

*have any pics

My bad, 20:52 (UK - OP's zone) with OP having left around as early as, say, 20:05? And you're still here, anons? My bad for bumping, but still.

Yep nigger. Niggers think they are bigger, their cockiness is the only thing they got going for themselves

Lol, stupid coalburning. Hope you pay the toll someday. Nice 7in pipe here and I'd never fuck a disgusting whore like you

Kik parejamad24k

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good job falling for those kike porn memes femanon. did you enjoy your reality check?