Guys how do I be cool in highschool?

guys how do I be cool in highschool?

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basically just dont be a cringe virgin its kinda simple tbh.

Who gives a fuck? ijit

be a school shooter, if nobody else is alive in the School, you are the coolest

Bro being cool in high school is overrated. You literally get nothing out of it.

Act out your deepest fantasies with steadfast unyielding resolve.

Nobody gives a fuck, and if someon dose then he's a tiny dick retard

I was an outcast in middle school but totally cool in high school?? Am i the only one??

Stop teaching the curriculum.

Drop out

Focus on tasks, not people. Aim at accomplishing goals, in hobbies, pick 3.
1 some nerd shit that will make you money
2 something physically demanding that you can get better at (weightlifting, climbing)
3 something artsy like reading a lot or painting or READING music

Get better at these things and invite people to join your endeavors once you're good at em

Im working into Finance, I do wrestling, but im not good at anything artistic such as music or painting.

Either you’re cool or you’re not. There is no try.

what this guy said, anything else is meme advice. junior in uni now, but my shit was:
>1. science and biology for my major
>2. ultimate frisbee and going gym
>3. writing and making music
didn’t have to be the best at any of the things, just needed to be good enough to be recognized for doing it. high school is easy as fuck once you even semi recognizable for anything

You have a few options here.
A) be very funny and willing to get in trouble as a class clown
B) be the guy that can get booze and weed, or is always willing to party
C) be good at a sport people care about, so not volleyball or wrestling
D) be rich

Wear black, act like a cunt with attitude, stride down the hallways with your nuts hanging out, don't bring a bottle of water bring a massive jug of oil (don't drink), always talk about architecture and robotics but in an aggressive way, listen to KMFDM and reference oxford university when you listen to them, smoke two cigarettes at the same time and eat bread, only bread.

That my friend, is how to be kewl in skewl.

Radical my dude!

>No wrestling

FUCKFUCKFUCK THERE GOES TEN YEARS OF MY LIFE

Just remember, after high school, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.

I don't know im from a third world country.

Anally fist the hot slutty girl.

Get a car.

Be orginal.

Listen to Bill Burr's podcast, especially clips where he gives advice to viewers who ask him questions (he occasionally has teenagers write in to him). It'll help you make sense of things.

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They cant say your lame is you shoot them

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