Post your 80s waifu
Post your 80s waifu
Parker Ramirez
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Wyatt Butler
Dylan Lee
Its called cute.
Adam Barnes
marty's mum
Christian Moore
based pastmommy gf poster
Josiah Jackson
HELLHOUNDS ON YO TRAIL
John Perez
I really hate that movie, steve’s just too handsome to not post though.
>no homo
Brody Howard
Sounds like some blues horror kino.
Michael Adams
Joshua Rogers
Why does this white girl look Asian
Jeremiah Davis
this qt
Daniel Ross
Is that Phoebe?
Blake Perez
lexx isnt 80s
Ayden Allen
My bad
Brandon Ross
fucking zoomers gassed when
Ian Howard
Elizabeth Shue probably
Julian Harris
Jack Jackson
Brayden Myers
Gavin Ross
so qt
Mason Collins
She's got to be somebody's baby
Robert Scott
Adam Ortiz
Omg yes but Slater True Romance is truly unrivaled
Jackson Hall
Hi James
Brody Cooper
Yes, same movie as well.
Daniel Rivera
>swimsuit competition
>on a children's saturday morning show
i never had a chance did i
based lads
winona, or jennifer connelly
Josiah Evans
>winona
Yikes
Aiden Myers
mad?
Colton Collins
wasnt he fucking her irl
Samuel Baker
Kayden Davis
>Yikes
Cringe.
Hudson Peterson
Post your 30s waifu
Thomas Williams
>t. keanu loser reeves
Owen Foster
Ryan Howard
Charles Harris
It was 1990 but close enough.
Levi Flores
Julian Richardson
For me, it’s Molly.
Jonathan Young
Thomas Reed
Joshua Bell
I try not to think about it.
Isaac Jenkins
Asher Taylor
Julian Nelson
Kayden Reyes
Hunter Wood
do you know about Manimal?
Aaron Carter
Hmm quite based ifuam
Jonathan Wood
Adam Cruz
Eli Wilson
Lucas Price
She looks like Sophie Turner
Asher Price
Angel Sanchez
ITS BOY GEORGE!!!
Noah Miller
Jace Lewis
Andrew Sullivan
Jose Turner
Cooper Gonzalez
Parker Stewart
Jordan Stewart
Hunter Robinson
this
Ethan Baker
That's 90s retard
Alexander Scott
She had tonnes of FANTASTIC full frontal nude scenes in an obscure Blue-Lagoon ripoff movie
Chase Phillips
grace jones huh? interesting choice.
Brandon Martin
That movie was pure kino too
Leo Clark
One piece swimsuits will always be superior to the shitty bikini.
Charles Ward
Ian Martin
I used to get high as fuck and listen to Passion and Warfare on my headphones while playing Final Fight on my SNES. It was kino, except that game is too fucking hard for single player on limited credits
I finally downloaded it off PSN and beat it playing co-op with Guy, who wasn't even an option on the SNES version.
Nathaniel Jones
Gabriel Ortiz
Anyone seen this?
She also apparently was in a Blue Lagoon ripoff.
Noah Evans
Yeah, she was my first tv crush, although for me it was her as the hippie older sister on The Wonder Years.
Samuel Jackson
I love her accent. German women have the hottest accents.
Asher Cruz
Samuel Rodriguez
Nathan Perez
Brody Flores
That kind of wavy full hair that mediterranean / latina girls had in the late 80s and early 90s was pretty cool looking.
Ethan Richardson
Gavin Wilson
Lincoln Gray
Why - and how - would a living person be walking around in a state of necrosis?
Eli Hughes
based
Daniel Thomas
>she now a math professior or such.
Jonathan Jones
An Ayy for all seasons.
Austin Green
Which means she really was perfectly cast to type, totally one of those pretty, 'goody-goody' math girls.
Josiah Flores
oprah
Dylan Campbell
Good choice
Jason Gonzalez
>80s waifu
Only one choice.
Logan Evans
I love her.
Jayden Rodriguez
Me too.
Benjamin Stewart
you think zack ever stopped time and fucked her
David Campbell
Do singers count?
Elijah Kelly
She's so chill and interesting. Actually autistic in real life. She couldn't really do tv interviews during her height of fame because it was to awkward for her. But she's kind of the quintessential, down-to-earth nature girl. Married to Neil Young now, I believe.
Nolan Mitchell
Elvira and only Elvira
Adrian Nelson
she did Playboy in the 2000s
Leo Green
Also her.
Yes, I like redheads
Blake Reyes
I know. it drained me.
Liam Cruz
Yes. Susanna Hoffs is mine.
Jose Johnson
Andrew Ramirez
Bentley Rogers
Nice body. Too bad about that square polack face.
Elijah Cruz
I know I would have.
Jace Young
Who is the Phoebe Cates of our time? By this I mean a girl who everyone kind of agrees on as just dropdead gorgeous and hot, but in a particular dark-haired-hot kind of way, with a dash of 'girl-next-door'. Sexy, beautiful, and cute.
In the 90s, there were two Phoebe Cates' - Jessica Alba and Katie Holmes.
I guess in the 00s Jessica Alba still counts.
Do we have a 'Phoebe Cates' right now?
Christopher Martin
The duality of man
Josiah Gonzalez
Maybe Kendall Jenner, actually.
Nathan Cook
she's a 90s waifu you fugg
Jason Peterson
She'd have to be somewhat athletic too, or at least have that 'hot popular girl' thing going, but not in a mean girl way. A Phoebe Cates is a hot popular girl but mixed with girl-next-door.
I guess there was Jessica Biel in the 90s and 00s too, but I don't think she's quite on that level.
Colton Miller
now I'm going to hear MARS
Grayson Sanchez
Foy
Joshua Roberts
LOL
Juan Williams
Mew might work.
Naomi Scott and Kaitlyn Dever too
Jace Anderson
smol noni kawaii desi
Dominic Bennett
Grayson Smith
Jazz Jennings
Noah Murphy
she was so fucking hot here
Adrian Young
Hm. She's stunning, although I don't know if she's prominently famous enough to be an agreed-upon reference of hotness the way Phoebe Cates or Jessica Alba.
Like on Stranger Things, the way they spoke of Phoebe Cates like she was the quintessential standard of hot, that was really accurate. It was a given.
Mew is a pretty good answer, as far as extremely gorgeous-sexy and girl-next-door, although her demographic is a little more middle class nerd and indie rather than EVERYONE.
Similarly, Anya Taylor-Joy is beautiful, sexy, and cute, and quite admired, but she's more pixie weird girl than alpha popular athletic girl.
John Wood
Hmm, maybe it's actually Barbara Palvin.
Tyler Myers
Ana De Armas kind of fills this role, as the token man's woman, undeniably attractive and pleasing. But her image is a little more curvacious than a Phoebe Cates.
Isabela Moner is actually maybe the closest thing, as far as having that degree of hotness combined with a cute-friendly face, but I don't know if she has the prominence as a hotness reference yet, maybe just because she's barely of age so men don't want to admit their attraction yet. But she has that hot popular brunette girl thing going with a kind of girl-next-door good-naturedness.
Christian Lee
was that coom they threw on her?
Jacob Wood
I saw this movie when I was like 9. I often wonder how things might've gone had I not.
Adam Allen
Anna Kendrick
Nicholas Wright
She's got underwear with dickholes in 'em
Aiden Cooper
The 80s also had Brooke Shields.
Also, Jennifer Connolley, for the 80s, 90s, and 00s, although I don't know if everyone spoke about her to the degree they did Cates or Shields.
In the 00s, there was also Megan Fox, but she was more just hot and not so much cute.
Joseph Garcia
Still so fucking hot
Nathan Russell
She's one of those perpetual milfs, like Marisa Tomei, Jane Seymour, or Rachel Weisz.
Josiah Murphy
Jews and Italians put up the best fight against The Wall
William James
so was Sands probably, had a man-crush on that guy since Warlock
Landon Mitchell
Judge Hershey from Stallone Dredd movie (90's)
Robert Jones
It's the Mediterranean thing - they have complexions adapted to a lot of sun. It's a lot of sun that destroys your skin and looks, whereas you have hot women from Spain who can sit out on the beach every day and still look gorgeous at age 50, whereas a pale blonde who gets too tan will look 50 by age 26.
Brandon Cruz
In other words, pale blondes can look great well into their 40s or 50s, but they have to strictly avoid getting sun as much as possible, not smoke, etc.
Brody Perry
Mr Belding was bangin' her irl?
no way
Aiden Myers
Watch Rumble Fish.
Samuel Sanchez
Parker Rivera
How about Juliette Lewis in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?
Lucas Hernandez
Henry Nelson
Ruined after I saw those Richardson leaks.
Benjamin Wilson
Cooper Lee
Xavier Scott
yeah she was our boner material in the 90s
Andrew Myers
Joshua Collins
Ok coomer
Carter Barnes
Dude dont post this
She has learning disabilities
Camden Morgan
Anyone else?
Cooper White
She has sexual needs too, user, don't be prejudiced.
Jeremiah Bailey
For me? It's the weird science girl
Aaron Collins
It used to be actress Mia Sara - who played Sloan Peterson from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"... but then she married my boss. So now it's really kinda awkward since I was collecting nude shots of her from movies for years.
Makes it worse that I didn't realize they were married for almost 3 years working together. Call me stupid, but it just never occurred to me to Google the wife of my employer.
/yes, I work for the son of the great JH.
Angel James
Dominic Thomas
She was also the female lead in Ridley Scott's "LEGEND".
Charles Nguyen
>muh Molly Ringwald
How does it makes you feel knowing that you're wholesome 80s crush is now a hardcore anti-white, far-left SJW?
Nicholas Morris
That's one 'classic' 80s movie I just keep not bothering to see, mainly because I'm so repelled by 'science' anything on a cultural or entertainment level, nerdy Billy Nye / reddit 'FOR SCIENCE' type shit.
I like scifi but almost have a slight aversion to some aspects of it for that reason. Really repelled by nerd culture, honestly. Guys with glasses. Bad fashion sense.
Kayden Moore
Or that whole science / brainiac genius visual shorthand of Einstein hair or anything called ___'s World with the O in world depicted as the planet earth. Makes me want to throw up.
Justin Hall
god damn was literally anyone attractive back then or do you all just have shit taste?
fuck I'm so turned off
Jonathan Ward
Have you been to a slavic country. Literally all the women look like that. And similarly, you can watch movies from Russia / Eastern Europe from any decade and they always consistently have that type and degree of beauty.
Aaron Howard
This only makes the thought of teaching her exponentially hotter.
Josiah Brooks
country*?
Austin Adams
>yikes
>Cringe.
oof
Adam Cook
>Literally all the women look like that.
lol no they don't. you're retarded. shut the fuck up and stop derailing the thread.
topic: 80s waifu. got it retard?
Jackson Walker
Easy there turbo-atutismo user, the movie is self-aware about the pseudo-science stuff.
Ryder Phillips
science is weird
Anthony Allen
Looking pretty rough. She had such a nice voice though, which I hope survives.
Liam Green
i think it was a rumour going around but yeah
Alexander Taylor
Caleb Rogers
You LITERALLY haven't been to one of those countries then. The old babushkas aside, every girl between mphmphmph and 30 looks like a supermodel.
Dominic Reyes
oh yes
Carson Bennett
13 Reasons Why girl.
Colton Powell
>All week by the Zev Zev
>All week by the Zev I lay
>I felt her breasts against my eye sockets
>Causing my circuits to fray
Jonathan Reyes
>looks like a supermodel
supermodels looks plastic, anorexic and boring these days
David James
actually i have. I've spent more time in Slavic countries than you have. You are fucking retarded if you actually think every girl of that age is a supermodel.
I doubt you even left whatever country you're in. you sound like a basement-dwelling neckbeard
Jonathan Garcia
Meg Tilly for sure.
Aaron Edwards
Fuck you she's mine you can't have her fuck
Ryan Nelson
Whoa.
Carter Moore
All I remember is, she sat naked on a swing
Christian King
Move aside plebs
Isaiah Jenkins
Andrew Peterson
Damn son
Jace Foster
>All week by the Zev I lay
I understand and sympathise.
Nolan Barnes
That's wife material right there.
Angel Scott
You already posted her
Jack Cox
Kristy Swanson
Grayson Wilson
and she is still hot
Josiah Cruz
Jaxon Barnes
does early 90's count?
Joshua Powell
Adam Hughes
Newt from Aliens.
Jaxson Rivera
Caleb Foster
fun fact: originally newt's body was trying to escape the crashed ship by having the queen embryo in her chest controlling her like those mind parasites do with ants
part of the scene at 4 minute mark: youtube.com
Nathan Long
Diane Lane in Rumble Fish
Hudson Reed
So apparently Lexx was absurdly unflattering for her. Damn.
John Walker
Jennifer Connelly
Gavin Gray
She's perfect.
Luis Reed
The chick from Fright Night
Robert Gray
You're right too.
Brody Collins
Liam Hill
Benjamin Smith
I got bad news for you, son...
Daniel Richardson
Whew you had me scared that she was a trap for a second there, but thankfully she's only a dyke. How unfortunate, but this only adds fuel to the fap fire.
Adam Perez
superior '80s waifu
shame it took so long to get posted
Jack Martin
more of a '90s waifu
the first season of Saved by the Bell started in august 1989
Luis Diaz
>Richardson leaks
that's not her
Noah Baker
women are garbage now
Daniel Nelson
Josiah Torres
it is her its natural born photo set, theres woody too
Julian Gonzalez
>YWN be Kevin Kline coming home from a cruisy day voicing Mr Fischoder then coming home to plow this hottie
Why continue to live
Jaxson Allen
Juliette Lewis did several nude scenes in her career. her tits are noticeably smaller than the girl banged by Richardson in the leaked photo.
She also has very distinctive tiny nipples, whereas the unknown model had larger ones.
Jason Lopez
Levi Roberts
>Go on a date with Phoebe Cates
>Think that it'll never work, she's so beautiful and she's like 16 years your junior.
>Go to date
>She's perfect
>Form a real connection, talk about everything, she laughs at your jokes and her smile warms your heart.
>Agree to go on more dates
>Years later your married and she's carrying your child.
>She's so devoted that she quits her acting career to become a more perfect wife and mother.
Kevin Kline is so fucking lucky it's unreal.
Jeremiah Rivera
I disagree. If you go outside you'll find there are a lot of different kinds of people out there. I know far more men I dislike than women. Most of the best people I've known, and I even mean with the biggest hearts, have been women. The biggest scumbags I've encountered have been men. And I'm no feminist, because it's to beholden to a lot of lame ideas, but I definitely believe in complementary sexual equality.
Thomas Bennett
Insanely beautiful. Somewhat disappointing movie though. A real slog, in the way a lot of British movies are.
Owen Clark
A man of culture I see
David Torres
pls stop
Nicholas Collins
The fact that he's so much older than her - a generation older, is the best part of it.
Ryder Morgan
Katie Perry in the early 10s I'd say and maybe Kristen Stewart as a stretch. But for late 10s no one comes to mind.
Thomas Lopez
>Katie Perry
possibly megan fox
Brody Thompson
No. That one I keep just for me.
Juan Jenkins
Katy Perry did come to mind. I guess I just kind of disqualify her because current pop is so whorish which undercuts the girl-next-door image.
Yeah, I considered Megan Fox too, for the late 00s / early 10s. She was the big popularly-regarded hot brunette. The only thing is she was more just hot but didn't quite have the cute aspects that a Phoebe Cates or Katie Holmes has.
Benjamin Cruz
>Yeah, I considered Megan Fox too, for the late 00s / early 10s. She was the big popularly-regarded hot brunette. The only thing is she was more just hot but didn't quite have the cute aspects that a Phoebe Cates or Katie Holmes has.
And with that in mind, again I'd consider Moner, except that she's not a phenomenon yet the way Cates was.
Colton Fisher
Why are relationships between a man and a woman a generation younger so kino?
Charles King
it's what god intended
Dominic Collins
Moner and joi
Carson Sullivan
For me, it's Valeria Golino
Owen Morales
>only 3 webms itt
If this was a 90s thread it would have been over a 100 of them.
Nathaniel Morales
Nobody will actually see this, but on the off-chance that somebody does, can you please recommend me some good 80s kino set in that era or around that era?
Noah Murphy
Scarface
Lincoln Sanders
An 80s movie... set in the 80s? Hmmm.
Leo Martinez
qt kino
Jayden Smith
maximum webm limit is 35 newfag
Sebastian Gutierrez
Shes perfect.
Jose Diaz
Christian Barnes
Jose Collins
Definitely my 80s waifu, looked great in her 80s, still looks good in her 90s.
Easton Cruz
Anthony James
that's not streets of fire
Jose Russell
Evan Jackson
Connor Ortiz
Sebastian Rodriguez
>no Bridget Fonda
A thread died for this
Jordan Moore
Far and away the superior Buffy.
Logan Young
>nobody goes to here open house
poor big tiddy goth gf
Michael Robinson
I really like her with short hair in Gremlins 2
David Jackson
Asher Stewart
We Yea Forums now, huh.
Charles White
Luis Sanchez
Nice.
Good.
Better.
Is that tiffany teen or alison angel? I can't tell them apart.
Danny was a fucking retard.
This was going to be my choice.
Xavier Watson
i cant because you've ruined her with that fucking retarded athiesm meme.
Oliver Brooks
Liam Thompson
no
Connor Murphy
Always liked the chick from Lucas. Her name was Kerri green I think.
Josiah Turner
hell yeah
Isaac Gutierrez
I love german girls but in the 80s nena had underarm hair.
Jose Parker
if they do then -----> Sabrina
Benjamin Rogers
she is smokin
William Gray
The ensign who spilled her hot chocolate all over Captain Picard in Q-Who
Alexander Long
Adrian Reed
Boi George
Cameron Baker
The gone and the gorgeous...
Ethan Anderson
Aiden Torres
Bangles bitch makes me
Walk with an erection
Walk with an erection
Bentley King
Tarna !!!
Christopher Garcia
Tell him thank you for Muppet Christmas Carol [spoiler]and fuck you for Happytime Murders[/spoiler]
Evan Thompson
She is literally a goat
Daniel Hughes
Asher Scott
Anthony Butler
Mason Nguyen
1990 sure felt culturally like the 80s, so yeah.
Isaac Long
Is that the 80's retard?
Josiah Perry
Evan Gray
pssssh, i see no women in their 80's here
Anthony Hughes
Joanne Whalley as Princess Sorsha in Willow...
Jose Lewis
Oliver Carter
And her teeth come out. I've always wanted to get a blowjob from a toothless slut
Hudson Smith
darn yeah, what's his name again?
Michael Collins
Shouldn't of done that, he's just a boy....
Cooper Hill
>dat bed dress scene
Oliver Williams
I knew there would be one dumbfuck literalist.
Jaxson Jenkins
Christian Slater
Brandon Cooper
Jayden Reyes
I loved him in PuTV, but also that one where he's a psycho and tries to bomb the school
Lincoln Ross
I met him in the 80s. DLR's uncle was a neurosurgeon in my hometown.
Great guy, as well as an artist.
Juan Thompson
i liked her and i didnt see her posted
Xavier Ross
Wow, Kaori. That's a deep ass cut, my dude.
Jace Nelson
Right chick, wrong episode.
Caleb Peterson
Xavier Sullivan
anyone got some of that Mary Ingalls girl?
Brandon James
We spend so much time rightly talking about her tits, it's easy to forget how sexy her feet are.
Jason Adams
/thread
Thomas Collins
>I haven't slept in 35 Hours and these women still make my peepee hard
MAKE IT STOP FUCKING STOP
Asher Collins
my 30's waifu
Lincoln Harris
Scroll back up. There is a great gif of her dancing in her underwear
Jonathan Butler
She is hot ever today
Thomas Davis
Class, lewdity, poise, wit, god damn it I wish she was frozen and not married.
Carson Butler
Both are intensely fuckable.
Ian Lewis
found it. yas pretty hot
Joseph Perry
claimed
youtu.be
Josiah Cox
she was hottest in Wargames for sure.
Matthew James
waifu from the southern lands
Juan Morgan
Olivia
Jayden Smith
Josiah Lee
I was going to post Vicki from small wonder because my memory of her was like a 16 year old. I googled some images and saw that she was in fact waaaaayyyyyy younger, so I decided not to post.
Benjamin James
Yes sir
Anthony Thompson
Silver Bullet?
Sebastian Watson
Wow. Good choice. Obscure as fuck even for an extremely well known movie.
Carson Gutierrez
Agnetha from ABBA
All these bitches are old as dirt.
Carson Cruz
I LIE AWAKE AND DREAD THE LONELY NIGHTS
Elijah Turner
nice
Dylan Ramirez
oh fucking yes
Dylan Lee
I never understood how anyone thought JLC was attractive. She looks like my identical twin brother Rick, and he’s ugly as fuck.
Ryan Butler
Jace Cox
Chase Gomez
and don't forget sister Rosanna
Juan Foster
Easton Phillips
Kelly Maroney
Eli Hughes
not fun bro
Julian Lee
Daniel Taylor
Ian Torres
Nope. More skin the better. What are you a fuckin Christian?
Pleb.