You get sent back in time 4000 years (to the 21st century BC)...

>kill every last jew
That didn't work out so well for the Pharaoh

>i actually am
I thought maybe you were until I read that line.

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sex slaves

I'll shitpost on artifacts and walls so 4000 years later when archeologist uncover this shit it will call their mothers gay

First of all, regulate the sanitary issues - build a canal network under cities, toilets, baths, pressure tower, some filtration plant, and order everyone to shower at least once a week. Then the stomatology issue. Then I'd just fuck best chicks in the kingdom and build wicked machines

user, it might already and they just don't mention it much
>further research is needed

We can't really ask them. We have only Jewish (((resources))) who tell us that they were enslaved. But they could have been the slave traders, and expelled when the abolition came for all we know.

11-14 year old girls all night and day

I'll make the shit we have now so the future can live in utopia... And fuck hookers

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Same
I would like to promote peace and supress religions. But I also know this would be impossible at that time of history, so I would just simply fuck a ton of women and have hundreds of sons and daughters.

>gets poisoned in the middle of the night by an angry loli

Probably start with germ theory and teach what each part of the body does. Then go on to teach them more advanced irrigation techniques, and use my knowledge of history to decide who to attack and when. Also introduce the steam engine as a means to first heat up forge more. I do not know how to make steel (other than heating iron more), but I am sure with the headstart, one of them could figure it out. Second, I would use it for a pump system for water, to further our superior irrigation. Third and lastly, I would use the spinning motion to create electricity utilizing a natural magnet and any copper wire we could create. I would then use this to run the Henderson-Hasselbach reaction to further our agricultural gains even further. I would introduce novel construction techniques such as rounded arches, ribbed ceilings, and hinged doors. I would revolutionize the education system, especially. I would transfer over as much of my other knowledge as possible, and have it written in stone for posterity. Doing these things would be easier once our agricultural practices allow for more specialization.

Wel than I'll make a time capsule with inscriptions to open in 2020 and just fill it with Pepe illustrations and cringy memes like "lmao 420 blaze it" to fuck with some heads

Kill the niggers

worth it

That's even worse.

>build time capsule
>open in 2020
>2020
>open the time capsule
>THE GAME

and also you just lost it

penicillin

Create socialism, as user above sanitation and education. Advance quickly then declare war upon all Jews with superior technology

The fuck you talking about?

I also forgot, I will have to make an AC to DC converter, but this won't be hard, as I am fine with pulsating DC current for the applications I have, and I really don't care about the final voltage

Enslave the world to see my enemies crushed before me and take their women

>The fuck you talking about?
I'm talking about this youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

FULL BRIDGE RECTIFIER?!

I just lost the game asshole. Havent lost for years.

Sowwy, Yea Forumsro

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No u

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U NO

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5

>ou've got fancy clothes and a magical rectangle that can talk so everyone decides to make you leader.
This is TV fiction. More likely they'd kill me to have the neat things I have that they don't; this has been the rule all this time, versus the exception you describe.
>What are some of the first things you do to make it more tolerable?
Hike my ass straight into the heart of niggerville Africa and let my advanced diseases from the future kill the niggers, all of them, everywhere.

Demand that people give me a map of where the fuck i am and what the hell is happening outside of my dominion.
Figure out who are the key enemies and mapped out. Immediately introduce a school system that develops some sort of elite.
The basics of school includes basic hygene, basic math, reading and writing, basics of agriculture, basics about biology and religion. After some years those people will transfer the knowledge to the masses.
Religion is a key point because people probably don't understand concepts as "don't eat poop or you will die" so i'd probably write some sort of religion about that shit how demons may take posession of you if you eat shit or something.

Go google graffiti of pompei

Basically this, just invent computers and space ships with the aid of my magic talking rectangle.

>Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris. She, however, does not love him. Still, he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye.”

(Reply by Successus) “Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking.”

(Reply by Severus) “I have spoken. I have written all there is to say. You love Iris, but she does not love you.”
Kek
>“Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking

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Take america from the indians and exterminate all jews

Pic related , git gud m9
I know that feel

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B a s t e

I would pass whatever knowledge I possess to the populations so that they can thrive faster than it actually took us. After doing my duty I would spend the rest of my days banging different 13-15 yo girls, and having hundreds of children.

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They were never slaves to Pharaohs
>>No one in history has anything written about Jews being slaves to Pharaohs
JEWS MADE UP THAT BULLSHIT

You know what needs to be done

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satanic family incest

demon worship

all the things i'm good at

Lol at git gud. Retarded brit confirmed.
Prolly calls himself Lower Legend or some equally retarded shit.

All this and also I'd show off a simple steam engine to show how steam can be used to turn turbines and then show them some smithing (smithing wasn't really around until 1350 bc, so this would be a huge tactical advantage).

With a collection of fully dedicated "scholars" you could feasibly have a forge up and running in a couple years churning out iron weapons and start building out some metal working tools to machine parts for guns.

It wouldn't be easy and I'm not that good at metal working but I know enough to get us started and the ancient egyptians weren't fully retarded so having a squad of elites to help would move us forward.

I'd probably still end up dying from some VD tho cuz I'd be fucking everything

Lol. Ok, imbecile. Enjoy your brainwash.

ElectroBOOM is a great channel

Rewrite the epic of gilgamesh and insert myself there. Using that as an excuse to conquer everything all the while using Pepe as my emblem and holy image. Basically Islam 2.0 only before it was actually made up and benefiting me

You know now that I think about it and read the ideas here sounds like mohamad was this kind of time traveler

>soap to the masses to plummet diseases
>Slap the mystic/scholars/engineers up the back of the head and show them the steam engine they had all along. Kick off the industrial revolution.
>Maybe gunpowder, but steampunk is kinda cool as weaponry
>Chill out with my Harem as the people figure shit out, manly popping in to guide the deployment of cool tech like electricity, anti-biotics, advanced metals.

seems like the first thing g is to stop them from using led as makeup cause they are dumb AF

Fuck alot of teens

The hottest babes have to suck my cock whenever I ask or they die. If I see anyone who I want to fuck, I get to fuck them on the spot, doesn't matter where. No one fucks a certain elite group of hotties except me.

low teens

Show a couple of big ones; hydraulics, steam engine, scientific theory.

Then I found a religion based on scientific discovery, universal education, and respect for nature.

Hope that things turn our better.

Realistically speaking I wouldn't be able to communicate seeing how I'll be speaking future English. I'll have to create a basic learning structure which I'll be too lazy to do. I'll grab ancient Stacy's arm instead and force her to jerk me off, fuck your hypothetical