Rate my dick

Rate my dick

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Ha

sad

xd

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That's 1 point off for not looking like a dick

What the fuck is that

This the fucking company

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Id suck that

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Would suck until you told me to stop

Yikes. Get that micropenis circumcised, please. I'm sorry but you definitely lost the genetic lottery on this one pal.

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Just keep sucking even after i cum until theres nothing left of it and its gone all wrinkly

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That's what I love doing. Sucking a man's cock until he is reduced to drycumming, long after he stops even getting hard.

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But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

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Well the funny thing about your cock sir, is that it is... hnnng, BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPF!

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It’s a dick / 10

Anybody like? Tell what you think.

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beautiful cock

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squidward/10

Thank you.

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Ooh, I thought that was a scared turtle.

7/10

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5/10

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would love to ride it 8/10

Thanks gay user

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anytime, nice juicy balls too

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Johnvanmajor

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8.5/10
bad pic

10/10

Wow! 9/10!

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I like these

What's your ass look like?

foggy / 10

6/10

7/10

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I’m proud of my insanely massive balls

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?/10

Op again

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Any guess all pics of op repost spread me

Bump

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Meh?

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Is 12 cm girth enough ??

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Rate me. 5.8 x 5.75

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Bump

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Thats not something to be proud of.. Have you ever actually achieved something in your life? Im guessing not since you've resulted to being a narcasistic faggot who thrives off of dudes opinions on the internet. You're one of the most insecure faggots ive ever seen

someone seems angry today!

Satan is mad, lol. I pissed Satan off and made Satan feel jealousy. You’re my little bitch now Satan

Not saper long, but I do like it.
Who wants to suck it?

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That's a nice penis.

r8 m3

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weird. Any other pictures?

How's Mine?

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Nice small dick.

r8me

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Rate me please

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Is mine small? Hard to get a good measure but it’s somewhere between 15.5-17cm (6-6.75 inches) and like 13.9 cm girth (5.4-5.5 inches)

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suck please

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FUCK OFF AND DIE.

Nonexistent/10

If you post your dick, please also rate. It's just courtesy.

enlarged clitoris/10

Rate mine, more if int

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Perfect. You should gape any asshole whenever you want.

If it were hairless, there would be nothing you could do to keep my mouth off of it.

Good warm up cock. I’d want something longer and thicker for the actual anal pounding.

My mouth is watering. I’d break world record of longest time spent with cock in mouth.

Hairless makes me feel naked bruv

moar

MOAR

Bump

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That post was 8 hours 16 minutes ago. Do you seriously think this guy is still lurking waiting for you to as for moar?

amazing do u have Twitter or social media where u post pics

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No.

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21 yo

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That's a dick?

Trick question?