Hello Yea Forums, it's me Greta Thunberg, ask me anything!

I may have Jewish ancestry, I am not 100% sure. I don't understand what a handler is.

I wish to make everyone aware of the reality of climate change and what we as individuals can do to improve our planet.

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How much money would you accept to be my wife? is $500,000 enough?

What kind of parrot are you?

>this is a friendly thread
Have a great day!

Guys is this bait or real? Also who is she?

tits & timestamp

How dare you ask such things I'm only 16!

why are you a tard? are your parents related?

aint no global warming cuz aint no globe cuz aint not real earth

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should have wrote it on your forehead

Go to Germany, then tits out

you should totally get a tit job, you need one. Start a GOFUNDME right now. I'll contribute.

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How difficult was the boat trip? Do you think your fame will make school more socially difficult for you? What is your next step; are you going into politics?

Do you believe in Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior?

Why do you only shave your left goose egg?

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I love you, that is all

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#BLACKED in 2 yrs or less

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Why you lying?

Special because it's you:
A pic of you with a thumbs-up and a timestamp.
Surely you understand our skepticism.

Nudes

Since it had already been proven scientifically that eventually the expanding sun will consume the Earth, why should we really care about one future generation over another? Eventually, every single one of our children's children will suffer and die.

Tits or GTFO

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she would need to get a boob job first cause right now she doesn't have any tits

Wait, do either of those niggers read English?

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Climate is Not big of a deal, then fuck it, go do something else idk.

Gosh - that makes perfect sense...
...to an idiot.

The Pope speaks several languages
It's a requirement I think

So, what is your end game, faggot?

...Because surviving successive potential extinction events gives the species time to adapt to future potential extinction events like the expanding sun? Like, if we survive catastrophic climate change then we might use our time to increase our understanding of the universe and develop the means to move beyond our solar system to more habitable planets in other parts of the universe?

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Do you realise even if you save the earth that no man will ever date you cause your going to be a fucking ugly ass woman?

Can you ask your mom why she drunk alcohol when she was pregnant? I would really like to know. Thanks.

Implying the Jews would do the dirty work. The handlers wouldn’t be Jewish

We tried to prevent forest fires because >muh treez
Now forests have massive amounts of kindling that forest fires are uncontrollable.
Let nature be, things are the way they are because it's supposed to be that way.

You must have sex with many women. Many peepee touchings for you, yes.

What does your anus smell like?

So we can fuck them up too? Awesome plan!
And he thinks I'm only looking out for my own self interests. Sheesh.

Your inability to discern any further conclusions about human adaptation leads me to believe that the passing on of your genetics could throw the timeline in jeopardy.

To be fair,

she would have used proper grammar and punctuation

kommer du spela roblox med mig

Oh yes silly me for forgetting all women who want their babies slug back the Jack Daniels while potted and give their babies Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

I know like 99% of degenerate americans like you had mothers who drunk while pregnant, I didnt know it was so common in Sweden. Where im from its a crime.

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describe the color, texture and density of your pubic muff

I'm an American male but okay.

Also, it's "drank while pregnant".

Explains your mental disabilities then does it

Greenhouse gas emissions

is that like sniffing farts while trapped under the covers???

She speaks about things she doesn't really understand. She just has been trained to parrot words and phrases by her handlers and by doing so is rewarded with lavish attention and the ability to talk down to adults. She will keep parroting the words but eventually they won't garnish the attention and she will become confused by this change. Desperate she will say and do wilder and more outlandish things to get her "fix" of attention. Most likely she will overdose and die in her mid twenties. If she survives until her 30s she will sue her parents for abuse and the millions of "donations" that ended up in their pockets. Look at how many times this story has been told about child actors and she's getting way more attention for way less talent.

she a tard doing tard things for tard reasons

How many confirmed kills do you have?

Straight up inland empire.

Can you name one (1) scientific study that shows any feasible governmental action can reverse global warming?

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Ive been on it a lot longer than you. I was here on the fore front of Earthday. Climate change is a hoax and you are stupid/being used.

Anything