Be me

>be me
>find out am bisexual
>don't want to be bisexual
>want to be heterosexual
>really like assplay
guys please save me

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Find a girl who's into pegging.


Faggot.

Just get a chick into pegging where you're still a fag but not taking real dick..so technically not gay.....so yeah.

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i mean yeah but muh christianity
i'm a early zoomer, i want to reverse the "removal of tradition" that boomers did because /polfag/

should i try to shit out some kind of naturalist pagan religious cult thing that really just cares about peace, love, nature and ded jooz?

Clark is that you

Similar predicament here, op.. had a furry phase in middle school which you see a lot of gay furry shit. Developed into me liking traps. Almost went full bi. Dodged a bullet there

who the fuck is this

Jesus you zoomers are pathetic. Go out to any edgy or metal inspired chick. Tell them you're into being fucked by chicks and they'll fuck the patriarchy out of you.

god damnit. i went to full shit.

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depending on your situation you could be suffering from porn addiction which makes you think your gay/bi when you know you aren't

Someone knows you...

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just go around the mall asking people if they are traps, when you get a yes marry immediately no proposal no engagement, drive down to the courthouse and get a marriage certificate signed

Have sex with a dude.

If you want to fuck women, fuck women. If you want to be a degenerate and fuck men, fuck men. You don't need help you need self control. Do what you want, you need no help.

Son you're gay and that's final

Just don't be a faggot. Real simple

This

Nice trips

The fuck is a "mall"?

it's a converted airplane hangar where you buy chilled drinks made from orange juice and raw eggs.

>you need self control

closet faggots

It's a place where overpaid and under skilled security guards go to "monitor the security cameras" when they see a 14 year old go into the changing room

All checks out.

Except it bitch.

Besides cock is nice in your ass dude. Feels good. And then you can go suck titties!

haha you like man ass fagboi