Coomer central. Take one, leave one, make one, but do not watch porn
Coomer central. Take one, leave one, make one, but do not watch porn
Liam Williams
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Luke Robinson
IM FIXXXIN TO BLOW AND COOOOMMM ALL OVER COOOOMMMM EVERYWHERE
Sebastian Smith
GOTTA GO COOM, GOTTA COOMMM LIKE GOTTA I JUST GOTTA MAN, ITS A MUST TO COOMM AND DO COOMIN TO OTHER COOMERS. I LOVE COOMMM AND COOMINGGG ALL OVER MYSELF. COOM COOM
William Rivera
Angel Bailey
Landon Turner
based coomer thread. fucking real life coomer blocked everyone on twitter and deleted all his instagram pics.
Gavin Foster
Julian Morris
I feel targeted, I own a hoodie like that and I hardly watch porn. I prefer actual sex.
Asher Cox
Oh now I get this meme, its an evolution of nofap.
pic related.
Tyler Hughes
don't be a coomer
Liam Ward
Joseph Foster
Liam Martin
Why are Jews making black women get so many abortions?
Adrian Lewis
Ethan Robinson
keep posting these, they're the best
Ethan Parker
This meme still confuses me. Can someone fill me in?
Is this one of those anti fap memes from /pol/?
Adrian Bailey
Dylan Allen
>COOM ON ME, COOM ON ME
>COOOOOOOM COOOOOOOOOM
>COOM ON ME, COOM ON ME
>I'LL BE COOM, I'LL BE COOM
Jason Fisher
Austin Carter
>no cum in the butt or the barrel of the gun
so much potential
Jason Hill
Wojak has melding properties
Hunter Murphy
Ryder Nelson
Mason Nguyen
Im confused? IS this making fun of Boomers who jerk off or just people who jerk off to much?
Jacob Bennett
Daniel Flores
It was originally a /fit/ meme user
Alexander Clark
Jack Flores
I do coomer stuff 5 times a day
Logan Hughes
People. Boomers and zoomers can both be coomers
Oliver Cook
Ryan Green
Nathan Johnson
Who owns porn? Who pushes porn? And most importantly, you should kys kike.
Joseph Jenkins
Christopher Price
Adrian Gray
Gotcha. So what if you jerk off a ton AND have a lot of sex with your partner or multiple partners?
Lincoln Ross
>>da jeeews are why people like sex so much
Watch out OP's a genius
Noah Gray
nigger are you retarded? i'm shilling against porno and making anti kike memes you fucking retard
Henry Gutierrez
>ass blasted jerk off addict coomer detected
Hunter Jenkins
Oliver Myers
Now i give it a better read
Sorry user for the
Kayden Murphy
Robert Long
ugggh UGGGGH ARGGGGG UGGGGN YES YES IM' GONNA ARGGGGHHHH IM GONNA COOOOOOM
Robert Rivera
This right here, i had the flu a few weeks ago and didn't jizz for 5 days. Couldn't sex the wife and didn't even call my gf. After 5 days i did my wife in the morning, jerked off in the afternoon, did her again that night, then the next morning, called the gf for a daytime booty call, then a marathon with the wife that night.
This coomer meme is bullshit.
Wyatt Gutierrez
You can't have that hoodie and have an active sex life.
Nathaniel Morris
>ass blasted jerk off addict coomer detected
Jeremiah Peterson
>yes goy watch porno and jerk off until you have a healthy yellow glow
Kevin Diaz
Based
Noah Green
Oh my friend you are so new. Egirls love ironic humor and sexual forwardness as long as you work at a couple times a week and know how to conduct yourself without being and autismo.
I will say the coomer meme has some footing, i have this retarded friend who is full perma virgin loser mode, all he does is jerk off and his fetishes (that he is confortable with sharing that is) are becoming more and more depraved and outlandish. That and his real life behavour is becoming more insufferable and autistic.
Ryder Barnes
...
Connor Lopez
just coom goys
Asher Ortiz
Xavier Hernandez
OP didn’t mention Jews. But thanks for the Segway. WHO OWNS PORN? WHO CREATED IT? WHO PUSHED IT? WHY IS IT FREE? NOTHING THE JEW GIVES FOR FREE IS GOOD, N O T H I N G. NOW COOMMM
Luke Ward
Why yes, I do jerk off everyday as to not allow my libido to takeover day interations with people so i may expand my mind. How could you tell?
Wyatt Peterson
A shekel for a good goy
Elijah Sullivan
Sorry Yea Forums but you need this
Grayson Murphy
Sure thing kiddo
Sebastian Smith
(X)
>kys fag, no one who uses Yea Forums has ladies lmao
Samuel Moore
But user, da jews.
Isaac Ross
Is that why our ancestors didn’t do that, and were far more healthy mentally and physically? Or is it just the plastic diets and fluorided water doing it on its own? COOOMMM
Sebastian Walker
>"No one was saying the jews"
>"But hey, let me should you how deliberately ignorant im being to your point!"
Charles Taylor
keep jerking it as long as you avoid jewish porno
Isaac Bennett
>ass blasted coomer or hook nosed jew detected
Levi Roberts
Oliver Perez
>oy vey
Nolan Morris
Our ancestors DID do that user. Just because they didn't have access to the same, cum crusted computer you do, doesn't mean they didn't jerk off to other shit.
Lucas Kelly
>jerk off goy to porno so you lose your male virility and become docile and easily controlled
Brayden Martinez
>no harms to your masculinity being a porno addicted jerk off addict goys....i mean guys
Jayden Wilson
>spams coomer shit
>blames jews for people loving sex and being physically weaker than in the past
>nuh uh ur ass blasted
Kek
Daniel Walker
>another ass hurt coomer, hahaha I'm not upset you are
you coomers just fucking hate facing the mirror of your own jerk off porno addicted nature. the meme cuts too deep doesn't faggot
Samuel Miller
I was on day 45 of nofap but then I saw this thread. Just to spite you, OP, I am going to masturbate to loli and BBC. And I hate both of those fetishes. Hope you enjoy the knowledge that you ruined nofap for someone OP.
Henry Cruz
>imagine being a pathetic coomer posting publicly yourself smugly holding a rubber pussy and bragging about how you're going to fuck it
this is your brain on porno addiction
Josiah Green
nice lies porno addicted coomer faggot
Jayden Brown
>be me
> 10K B.C.
>want to bust a ungo-bungo
>girls only want to bungo with alpha-chad
>be snoy-boy
>go to back of cave and jerk off to the sound of my chad dad fucking my 13 yr old sister
>rub to hard
>get micro cut
>get sepsis
>die
Justin Gomez
>another ass hurt coomer
>proceeds to be asshurt
Jaxon Flores
whatever you wanna tell yourself man. I no joke have not jerked off in 45 days but I'm doing it now to spite you.
Thomas Powell
for you
Caleb Morris
fucking ass blasted coomers just can't help themselves. going to have to make a hooked coomer meme in honor of you lame porno addicted loser faggots enjoy the coomer to troomer pipeline before you eventually suicide
Lincoln Moore
That's honestly a long time to go without doing it for the average guy. If you actually break your nut fast then why not choose something you actually like?
Dominic Martin
Parker Peterson
I like how your main argument is that people who masturbate have no motivation. Motivation to do what? Shitpost and be angry on Yea Forums over shit that you can't control from 8pm to 4am?
Gavin Ross
t. seething coomer poster
Jonathan Diaz
Because I want to piss OP off the most I can. From the loom at his replies, he's foaming at the fucking mouth. lmao
David Parker
Kek. I love him.
Logan Kelly
lol so butthurt
Dominic Morris
that baby has inhuman eyes
Jayden Myers
As OP, I can say, that you cooming, is only helping show that coomers are bad
Mason Morales
Motivated to start a revolution against the juden who ruined the white homelands.
Jayden Johnson
Coomer tranny based
Jaxson Lewis
What's it like to get buttblasted over the most frivelous shit?
Isaac Peterson
Robert Howard
LOL okay buddy you go ahead and play pretend militant commando behind your dual monitors and mechanical keyboard.
Logan Collins
Yea Forums has always had porn on it. At what point was it not a porn board? It's labeled NSFW on the board list for a reason
Ryan Clark
Parker Richardson
Parker Martin
My butt isn’t blasted, I just wanted coomer memes. You’re legit a retard. It’s friday night, get laid fren.
Dominic Rivera
>we
you mean "you"
>are taking back
you mean "failing to attempt to take back"
>nothing you can do about it
I don't have to do anything. You guys will stop posting within the year.
Austin Taylor
Already have faggot, I have a wife.
Brandon Campbell
Nobody has a wife and browses /b
Jeremiah Johnson
i do
Dominic Rivera
I have one too, my wife loves b
Xavier Ortiz
In the end the real coomer was you.
Jeremiah Ramirez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA nice