This fucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything.

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don't' you have anything better to do with your life?

Obviously not. He's a 36 year old virgin

This. All that's left is shitposting.

Fuck you

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i made it to 27 being kissless virgin but then changed it. and it wasnt even a prostitute or family member either! feelsgoodman

I do every night.

How did you change it?

Nope.

i hit it off with a girl and we dated for a while, she was my first kiss and fuck as well. i could be wrong but id like to think im not horrible looking, i just never really prioritized fucking bitches and going out on the prowl just for it

Nice. I never really hit it off with anyone.

If you die tomorrow, you will have failed as a living organism. You had one job. Spread your dna. You blew it.

Do you have children, user?

I am also KV I own a house and have a bad ass job as well as a profitable company

why am I a KV?

welp my parents and the school system scared me into thinking my dick would fall off from std's if I ever got laid, that shit sticks around untill your 20ish and then you realize you dont know what the fuck to do with a girl, so you dont. then you hit 30 and your like fuck it. I dont even care, I jerk off all the time and thats good nuff for me.

I am pretty sure every one thinks Im a fag, I hang with plenty of women, lots of them are all like"ooh I wish I could meet a guy like you" and are all obviously down to fuck but I dont know what the fuck to do so I dont

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OP here. C'mon, you are in a great situation. Just fuck one of these women. Last time I got a compliment in any form from a woman was in HS.

why are you a KV?
honestly Im not really interested in any of these bitches, they are decent looking but none of them are worth a fuck, I honestly would consider spending time with a woman who actually had aspirations in life but most women I have contact with are nice and pretty but mostly worthless. Though my job is cool it is still blue collar, as is my company. I would like to meet a nice educated women who doesn't think Friday night means blacking out.

>why are you a KV?

Awkward and average looking.

Also not in a good situation career wise.

i could be you in 7 years

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ok so truth told I am not an absolute KV I have banged 3 hookers (everyone I know thinks I fuck hookers all the time which is my excuse for never getting laid or seen with a woman)

the first two times I was super excited I was happy and nervous, I thought after the first time I would know what to do, but I was so embarrassed that I didn't know what to do I just had her get on top. then thats what I did the other 2 times because I was embarrassed that I didn't know what to do. the 3rd time I was wasted in Amsterdam on several drugs. I could barely even get it up. I finally came after the first girl got turned on to the fact that I wasnt going to cum and thought I needed another girl (obvious sales plot). SO here I am so wasted with 2 beautiful hooker and I am so embarrassed that I had to force myself to cum. which gave me a headache. Now I dont even give a shit. I focus on work

What's do you work as?

offshore welder, and my business is ( as stupid as it sounds it is mad profitable) I re coat asphalt.

scratch that I have people re coat asphalt

Awesome. Wish I had taken a trade.

welp unless your 89 years old it aint too late

I feel too old to completely reorient.

how fucking old are you? I work with plenty of new guys that are in there 40's

I will admit Im lucky to have started when I was 19 but still its never too late. Hell im considering going to school to be an engineer

I will look into it.

ah quit being a bitch what do you want to do. what state are you in I'll tell you right where the fuck to go. You got no excuses. what do you want to do.

Recently moved to Boston after being unemployed for a while. But I am in the US on a J1 visum so I will need to go back to my home country (Germany) to train + work.

weld, electrical,paint,HVAC,ship fitting (that shit is cool), hydraulic,

ROPE ACCESS do this if you aint got nothing else going on this shit is where its at. you obviously got to not be scared of heights. BUT they will straight pay you to go to school and then when your done you got a cool fucking job. my company put me through it so I would weld on some over head shit, I got a cert but my company is so unorganized they let my certs laps and I never got to use it, but I learned about the rope access world and it seems pretty cool and legit.

well shit I cant help you much with anything in Germany, but I do know that they have a IRATA certification (which is pretty much everywhere but america) they basically give that shit away to anyone willing to do it.

I havent had sex for like 2 years and I'm dying bruh.

you could be making 80 k next year.

do it dont be a bitch

you have no reason to sit around being a bitch

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well maybe its not free over there but it cant be that much monies

OP here.
I am avid rock climber with quite a lot of experience. Will look into it.

I don't know the struggle that most guys go through with their virginity.. I feel like I barely even got to know mine before it was gone forever.. whenever I see shit about guys who are desperate to lose it as fast as possible it always makes me think about how I never even got to experience that struggle since I lost my virginity at fucking 7. I just went to bed one night.. I was a perfectly normal typical 7yr old and when I woke up.. it was gone.. it was so sudden I actually felt it as it left my body.. it was even enough to wake me up and for a few moments I was just laying there in the dark, scared and confused because it took a little bit for me to even register what had awoken me to begin with.. I didn't know what to do so I did the only thing that made any sense to my juvenile mind.. I kept my eyes shut tight and did my best to pretend that I was still asleep..

I'm not putting down anyone who wants to lose it, and I got no hard feelings about mine just up and leaving me one night.. but just sharing my own experience in case anyone is really all worked up about still being a virgin.. maybe it'll make someone's situation feel a little easier if they stop to consider how they could have lost it a long time ago wheather thei wanted to or not.

And don't play dumb I shouldn't have to spell shit out for anyone about what happened to mine.

I'm really sorry bro

peen size?

Around 15 cm erect.

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