Please help me, I want to kill myself

Please help me, I want to kill myself

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Why?

Nothing makes me happy anymore. I get depressed every day and want to do absolutely nothing. I fucking hate myself

Don’t do it, don’t suicide ‘til you’ve had my nuts. Then decide.

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Fucking do it pussy

Where can i get them

Bet

Could you tell us a bit more about your life? Do you have a job, friends, girlfriend?

You're here. Enjoy this at least. Hum "tomorrow" and think positive.

Um, for clarity's sake, do you want help with ways in which to kill yourself? Or do you want the fuckbois of Yea Forums to give you reasons not to?

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what kind of help?

are you a virgin?

no you don't. you just want the pain to stop. and you don't know how.

go to an emergency room.

It's not hard. How much help could you need?

this was my life until i became a dad. i fucking loved it and would kill to get it back

>G-guys, I-I wanna k-kill m-
No you don't. You don't want to kill yourself. The fact you are posting here, attention whoring in the first place is enough proof. If you want to kill yourself, you just do it. If you don't, you get your shit together. It doesn't get any simpler.

>B-but could I know about a p-painless way to-
No, fuck yourself. Pain won't mean shit to you when you die. You'll man/woman up and power through it if you truly want to commit suicide. How about you start asking the right questions in the first place? Like, how to get your shit together, for example.

>B-but my life d-doesn't make s-sense anym-
You are a faggot. If things really don't make sense, either:
1) You force them to make sense.
2) They aren't the way to go about things.
3) They are complete bullshit.

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what a horrible picture of the moon. why the fuck didn't you use an appropriate telephoto lens? i think you need to use 200 mm at the very least to get a decent photo, but 400 mm works really well.

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and what, put him in debt and traumatize him in a mental hospital? good plan user. genius

it's not that expensive if he walks himself to the hospital. the ambulance ride really jacks up the bill.

speaking from personal experience, my stay cost me 30k before insurance (it instantly made me go from zero to my deductible) and it was scary and unhelpful

try the old age method. 100% success rate.

listen to some good city pop