I found my sister's idea journal

>What they said

>idea journal
With no “hamburger ear muffs”

I am disappoint.

Probably still tangling with the pickle matrix

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>8 pk hotdogs for 8 pk buns
You could introduce her to the Oscar Mayer bun-length wieners. They come 8 to a pack. I don't know if that would make her sad that it was already thought of, or if it would make her happy that it came to life.

most poorfag hot dogs come in 8-packs. the good ones come in packs of less than 8

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Cool. Can I fuck her?

what a fucking idiot

I found OP's diary.. im gonna try to open it.

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What that got to do with the price of tea in China?

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>very religious
I bet she fucks like a goddess

>Alexa for cars
retard
>Dog stairs for Lola
Why?
>A giant party where everyone brings food
A potluck?
>Save $2/day for kids college
Not a bad idea, but not really something so important it has to be written here
>Alexa on our phones
UH DUURRR
>Dog cameras like facetime
Yes, let's find a way to implement this
>8pk hot dogs for 8 pk of buns
Actually good idea, but more than likely already implemented everywhere
>Socks with inserts
Like sole inserts? That might be interesting, but difficult to configure
>Leggings with heaters
Impossibly difficult to implement easily unless someone knows of a smart way
>and ear muffs w heaters
Actually possible and most likely already done

in b4 "I really wanna fuck my stepbro" in the journal

I had to take my daughters phone to get it fixed once and decided to go through her texts for fun. I saw this one conversation she was having with her fiance and i thought they were fighting because she was just berating the shit out of him. Calling him a pussy, telling him his dick was small, calling him stupid. It made me sad because i really liked this guy and i thought they were breaking up. I kept reading though and the language just kept getting weirder then at the end my daughter texted "gotta go love you" and im like what the fuck then it dawns on me this is what this kid jacks off too. I still cant stop laughing every time i see the guy and i can't tell anyone because then she will know i went through her phone messages.

what? Maybe we live in different countries. In the USA most hot dogs come in 10-packs while the hot dog buns usually come in 8-packs.

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itt sister's diary not write itself

Ideas are not her strong suit.

that is so you buy bologna sir

Hackerproof

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lmao people are fucked up

Well, I mean.. the key was right there on it.

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>then it dawns on me this is what this kid jacks off
I've got news for you, Dad. It's what your daughter gets off on.

Probably. Guess it could be worse.

>alexa for cars
exists
>party where everyone brings food
A potluck
>alexa on phones
Exists
>dog cameras that facetime
exists, and you can feed them from it.
>8pk of herpa derp for my herp dogs
Hot dogs and buns come in a variety of packs depending on brand.
>socks with inserts
exists
>leggings and ear muff with heaters
idk if they exist,, you can just stick hand warmer bags in either.

I've been thinking about keeping a dream diary, my ex and old roommates used to have a blast getting me to sleep talk.

Your sister is probably just writing down thoughts at quantity rather than quality.

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>Your sister is probably just writing down thoughts at quantity rather than quality.
good observation

security feature go to hell

I think that’s fucking adorable.

There's a reason why hot dogs and buns doesn't come in the same amount. Just a simple trick to sell more.

Why is no one assuming OP faked the journal?

Buy her a fire phone for her birthday.

They're all hoping for pics of sis.

It's a girls handwriting and OP is just a faggot

grain products are the wares of evil

Alexa for cars already exists. But whatever
That's called a potluck
go pro already has this
There is a reason asymmetry between hotdogs and hot dog buns. to keep buying them endless I have hotdogs but no buns or vice versa better buy more.
heated clothing items terrible idea for many reasons. fire hazard for one, and being sued for millions when first person gets a burned wearing these.
A for effort F for execution.

jesus here, your sister wants bologna

Post her panties u lying sack of potatoes

if you want better advice ask the president

Cute. You make sure you take care of her and tell her you love her vro.

She's actually in the genius program in our district. They study shit like game theory and genetics.

She's sort of an idealist.

My Mom beats the fuck out of her, so I think this journal is her hiding place.

When you try to sound that edgy all at once, you just sound like a fag.

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>prancing la-la homo man

Fuckin ded

god damn it

Post moar!

What rock does she live under?

Add sexes up brother using anus

Just an idea

He probably watches her fuck niggers 2-3 at a time.

Reset button on the back you can use with a pin

when was the last time you guys fucked

I know there are socks with little electric heaters. So probably they exist for leggings or ear muffs if you really look for them.

Oh it gets worse. If they like that talk it means she fucks niggers while he watches.

Your daughter fucks niggers on the regs

incel

All those have been done, my amazon app has alexa, except theres technically no alexa program that comes in a car. But unnecessary.

most of this shit already exists, or has been mentioned sometime in the past 3 decades...
your sister is a potato, or watches too much TV (ie: couch potato)

Not at all if she thinks these idea are worth writing down
Nope her cursive Gs don't connect
Based

Dude those hot dogs taste like trash wtf

That's what he's saying. Get some (((Hebrew National))) or (((Nathan's))).

National Hebrew? Hell Yeah.
Nathan’s? if they have it at Target the next time I go, I’ll try it out. Thanks bro.