Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

You got the Qs and they got the As!

As always tits not required but encouraged

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Do femanons like to get their assholes licked or tongued?

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Is it gay to such a girls clit because technically its a un formed dick so that must mean its gay right just because a bilogical woman has a clit dick that means we are gay if we suck it

Nope. It's not an actual phallic organ so you're good

KEK. Thank you for your honest answer.

So, you have had your asshole licked before?

Yep plenty of times. Not a fan

what do femanons think of the marry/fuck/kill games?

anonvote.com/strawpoll/ue22593ux

Pretty indifferent honestly lol
Why would I care?

Are you the OP of these threads?
The OP implies that the OP is an user calling femanons to post itt but you are always the only femanon itt.
I'm confused.

Can vaginas really come out like the way they do in hentai?

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Thank you.
I hate these porn memes.
These things are disgusting and not enjoyable.
Fuck, I mean WTF?
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHIT THEY DO IN PORN NOW?
THESE SHIT ARE IMPLAUSIBLE.
HONESTLY PORN HAS GONE TOO FAR.
Since you are a woman could you give your opinion on the subject?
Do you think this massive porn addiction and free access to porn and the leaking of porn to our culture is a bad thing?
Is it destructive for men?
Is it destructive for women?
Is it bad for men and women?
Relationships and such?
Does it create unrealistic expectations?
Or encourages plain traumatic, physically and mentally, behaviours in both sexes?

Thank you for your concern and these threads.

Fuck off anna

This is not Anna.

How sex feels like?

vocaroo.com/i/s166Fw0pAUWJ

Well vaginal prolapse is a real thing but it's more common in older women

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I'm not anna? Are you retarded? You do this everytime lol

Good? Lol

It looks gross in real life...

How much to fuck one of you femanons?

But they never do, you are always alone.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you are here, not because you are a female but because you are a cool user with great interesting opinions, with excellent talking skills and creator of OC, but no other female comes here to post.

Anyway, please continue doing what you do, I appreciate it.

lol vocaroochan still rockin
podcast when

Lol I was about to ask you if you are eating carrots or a cucumber but you beat me to it

Are you pregnant yet or has your guy been slacking?

Well theres anna

And there used to be a few other femanons but I never see them anymore

Like
H
Pumpkin
Lesanon (I've seen her rarely)

And sometimes we will get a nameless femanon.

Sure it's not often anymore but it used to happen

>what are escorts
>what is las vegas
>what is europe

lol who tf doesn't enjoy getting their poohole licked?
I'm a dude and I fucking LOVE it when my gf's tongue-punching it, I can coom buckets just from that, so that's some bs right there, m'lady

Honestly I dont know when a podcast would ever happen :(
It's just a pipe dream at this point

Lol just some lunchables nachos. I havent gone shopping so there isnt much in my fridge

vocaroo.com/i/s1Kn7MW8Dj65

Nope not bs user.
Good for you for being weird but it ain't that great

>selling your virginity
is there anything more beta a guy can do? that's like one of the veeeery few points I can agree on with tard incels

Branching out from this does your bf know you vocaroo on Yea Forums?
Is he jealous?

What do you think about jealousy?
How should a woman or a man deal with jealousy from their partner?

Sorry, it's some things that bother me and I don't have anyone to talk right now but you.

I do. I like having it tongued and licked and also having a finger in there while getting fucked is quite nice. It makes me orgasm every time.

>lunchables nachos
Post pic of nachos or gtfo

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>vocaroo.com/i/s1Kn7MW8Dj65
>it's not easy
The trick is to have unprotected sex while thinking it won't happen. It's how all the teens do it nowadays.

It's just sex, don't be a prude.
There's nothing wrong with prostitution.

wtf why am I weird if I enjoy when a sensitive area of mine gets stimulated? and it was her idea to begin with, I just went along with it and it blew my mind
that's like saying flicking your bean is gross, like don't tell me you've never actually schlicked kek

Everyone who's not grossed out does. Even I rub my asshole when masturbating although I'm never gonna try penatration (have had hella piles problems, not gonna tempt fate)

Why were you on birth control?
That shit is bad.

you have a reading comprehension problems or something bruh? never said there's anything wrong with it (there actually is, but that's beside the point) - fuck thots all you like, but it doesn't even count if you pay them to take away your petty virginity, you're still a beta virgin faggot and you always will be
A.BETA.FAGGOT.MALE

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What's better, fingering/fisting or oral?

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I ate them already.
They're just cheap ass nachos with a little bit of cheese and salsa

I always hear that pregnany happens when you dont actually try and just let it happen so I guess that's what I gotta do

Flicking the bean isnt the same.

Your asshole is just an asshole.

The clit has millions of nerve endings lol

Its not that bad. Dont believe the hoopla.

Also I was on it because I didnt want to get pregnant at the time duh lol

Fingering. Theres something erotic and dirty about a man's hands and fingers down there

>I always hear that pregnany happens when you dont actually try and just let it happen so I guess that's what I gotta do
Well yeah, if you're fucking everyday then your fiance won't replenish enough sperm to knock you up. He should abstain from ejaculating for a few days and then try again.

Never done fisting and never will. But I’d say oral like having my pussy licked? That’s really amazing especially when someone gently licks my clit because it’s sensitive. I do enjoy fingering too, but oral is so much better (to me anyway)

>but it doesn't even count if you pay them to take away your petty virginity, you're still a beta virgin faggot and you always will be
>A.BETA.FAGGOT.MALE
Wow, hit a nerve there?
I'm not going to pay them for my virginity, I'm past that point, I may pay them to get it over with.
Although not anymore because fuck it, what's the point.

Why you didn't want to get pregnant?
Children are a blessing.

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>The clit has millions of nerve endings lol
there's a shitton (excuse the pun ecks dee) of nerver endings in the poohole, don't you know anything?
anal stimulation is different than the vaginal in many ways, I'll give you that, but don't just stand there and tell me one can't derive pleasure from it
just because you personally find it gross doesn't mean it doesn't feel good for so many people
why do you think fucking faggots love it so much? if it didn't feel that good, they'd be just sucking each other off and we'd be an aids-free society (fuck faggots but not literally lol they should all be exterminated)

Hopefully more femanons answer this: How mad do you get when a guy looks at your tits/cleavage if it's a quick, nigh unavoidable glance? I went to this sex shop last week and the girl there had amazing tits and enough cleavage to the point where I couldn't resist looking at it immediately after I greeted her. I wanna believe she didn't see me looking at her tits but I'm pretty sure she knows I did.

>why do you think fucking faggots love it so much?
It's because of what you said AND the prostate stimulation they get.

Faggots love it because they have prostates dumbass

Dont be retarded

>I ate them already.
GTFO BITCH

I don’t get mad at all. It’s flattering to notice someone showing attraction to you. I just move along with my day if that happens. Usually I get a lot of stares because my ass is big and so are my titties and I never wear bras so my nipple piercings constantly show through my shirts which get a lot of attention. Men can’t help it and fuck I can’t either, I’m just as attracted to girls as I am to guys so if I see a big titty bitch I’m definitely going to stare.

vocaroo.com/i/s1ftWe74hz22

I think I might take off for the day. Feeling too out of it

>vocaroo.com/i/s1f034hoPODg
Loaded recording
>I'm a trainwreck
This doesn't sound like you.
Why you call yourself a trainwreck?
You don't seem trainwreck?
>I would be dead without him
Why?
It seems there's something troubling you.
What happened?
>antidepressants
Why?
What's wrong?
Why are you depressed?

What's your name?
You seem a little sad today.
Everything okay?

don't die breh

>Wow, hit a nerve there?
why, because I used all caps? you did hit a nerve in the sense that I felt triggered by how pathetic you sounded
why am I such a fricken chad?
>I'm past that point, I may pay them to get it over with.
wdym?

Don't go.
Fight it.
Let us help you.
Just talk about what's bothering you.
Because something is clearly bothering you.
Pleas talk.
You need this.

Have any girls ever looked bothered from you staring or coping a peek?

>gay faggots don't engage in analingus
wew

>wdym?
Because I am a permavirgin, that ship has sailed, I can focus on the things that I like like reading, mathematics, etc.
I have a job, some people appreciate and you wouldn't know I'm a virgin if you met me.
Sure, it will always bother me and sadden me how I failed socially and as I grow older I'll keep getting more and more alone but you can't have it all.

I don’t think so. Most girls I stare at don’t even notice because I’m a girl and they most likely wouldn’t expect another female to act like a pervert and stare. But I have met a few girlfriends by doing so, being flirtatious with them, touchy and staring. Usually by doing this it gives me a good idea of if the girl is into other girls or is straight.

I suppose you would know.

Did you ever think about what a persons head would look like on a stick?

how old are you even? you're prolly an uggo/socially awkward/both if no thot will fuck you (I assume you've already tried dating apps and failed miserably lol)
I'd tell you to man up, hit the gym, get built, hit some night clubs and pick up a thot or two rather than just turning to floosies, but it's probably better if you don't spread your beta dna and remove yourself from the gene pool kek

wow

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vocaroo.com/i/s1LU2ISSGp3u

I should be ok

That's nice of you to say
vocaroo.com/i/s1Hs5VBKD5ji

Well shit I really let it out

I am taking meds for a couple years now and my brain can't work without them now. It's fucked

cope harder wimp

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Depression is something very complicated.
Please never give up ):

Well that's scary :(

As long as I have my fiance I'll get through it. Hes literally my life line

Does the dick feel bad if it stays inside the vag for too long?

So it's a win-win for her anyway? Doesn't sound fair.

I used to be depressed before it was cool
now that every tom, dick and harry is (self) diagnosed with it, I just failed to see any incentive to keep the stupid thing
never really liked it anyway lol
for, you see, that's just how much of a hipster I am
goml

YOU ARE NOT REAL
2D CANT TALK
AND I DONT HAVE A GAMEBOY

sorry if im a bit tempered and im acting lolcow-ish like sue, ive been off my meds for a while and its really starting to get to me

cringe

Hey OP, I know Yea Forums isn't the smartest place to ask this, but I've hit a point in Desperate where I don't really care anymore.

I know all girls like different things, but is there something that is nigh-universal. That almost every girl loves, regardless of her prefs?

>vocaroo.com/i/s1LU2ISSGp3u
There's a different between getting tired where you get sick of dealing with something and getting tired where you get exhausted and need to recharge. Your bf is surely the latter and not the former by the looks of things.

>cringe

You must be even creepier in person.

Don't worry. Sorry we can't be of much help in these kind of things.

It's fine, I won't make fun of you.
You are human, and honestly I like you and respect you more now.
It's one thing to be the best you can be and another being better than you can be.
Different league entirely.
Take your time.

>anime poster
>talking about cringe
cringe

>take your time

Unfortunatly in the work place I cant take my time :(
There lies the biggest part of my stress

you autistic attempt at one-upping me makes me cringe even more
c
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They like the big dick

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break up with your bf and have unprotected sex with me

>vertical text
C R I N G E
R
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especially if it's black

I haven't been in these threads in a quick minute & I come into one after awhile and be hearing depressing shit GOD DAMMIT V why you do this to me I still love yo ass like a sister fam please stay safe

_S.D.

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So you're saying I have nothing...

Talk with anyone you can.
Let your work at work and don't bottle up your emotions.

>all-caps to emphasize
*cringe intensifies*

No thanks.
Getting married in october

Hey SD! It's been a while indeed.
Sorry I got more candid than i intended it really just slipped out.
I cant really talk like this with my fiance because when its him I break down too heavily and cant even talk so I just let it all out without thinking I guess.

It's good to hear from you though!

>I still love yo ass like a sister fam
you wanna bang your sister? wtf that's twisted u sick fuck

>*bold text*
\textbf{CRINGE}

You stupid mate you know damn well that's not what i meant

Don't be sorry for being human, I need to start being active again I feel like I missed way to much. glad to see you doing well for yourself

>*bold text*
that's italic, go back to fb
>\textbf{CRINGE}
>coding
[C R I N G E]

>Getting married in october
And miss out on my average dick? Oh I see, you want to spice it up by cheating.

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ik just yanking ur chain m9
wouldn't bang ur sister either, she an uggo bro lol no offense calls em like i sees em

>LaTeX
>"coding"
cout

That's your thoughts & I can't say what you can or can't think bro it's chill

Imagine how hard up a femanon would have to be to come here.

Then decide if she's worth it.

C++ fags out.

There's no such thing as a female. The vagina doesn't exist. Wtf is wrong with you idiots? Have you ever actually seen one in person? No, you haven't. You know why? It's not fucking real. I would say prove me wrong but you can't. Nothing can prove females exist. It's just a sick joke our brains play on us so we don't feel gay. No such thing as a vagina. Sorry, you are a faggot, it's that simple. Vagina is NOT A FUCKING REAL THING IT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST YOU FUCKING RETARDS JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY IF YOU BELIEVE IT IS REAL FUCK YOU JUST DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

u win m8, I only have mild autism, but yours is >9000
yeah that's just like my opinion man, there are dozens upon dozens of guys who didn't mind and neither did she kek

What's youre going to do about it RAIIless faggot?
>zero
>cost
>abstractions
Bitch

What doesn't count. Only BETA FAGGOT MALES pretend there is something to count

>(You)
jk, I didn't mean to rile you up (that goes for everyone else ITT), I actually believe in god, shouldn't be unkind to fellow men, just thought it'd all come across as a joke, but it might have not, so I'm sorry :'(

You haven't even heard the punchline
>my age
Stay at school kids

Forgot pic

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>nearly zero cost

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>he doesn't code in HTML
ngmi fam

Nothing because who cares about games played by permavirgins.

uwot?

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Keeek
>html
>coding
printf("%s\n", rot13("pevatr"));

omg these virgins are for real
now I kinda want to retract my statement about joking n' all

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Could you get Anna to join this thread? You're nice and all but her voice is so sexy and she posts pictures. Thanks Wendy.

>he doesn't master the quintessential trio of programming commonly known as HTML/CSS/Javascript
ngmi

Vchan posts pics too

>fortran
>slower than go
Fake news

true, she's constantly posting pussy pics

She never does user.

This weird trolling you're doing isnt working well

This thread is now /g/ clay

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Same