I just had major surgery and the Doctor said if I YLYL it could be fatal...

I just had major surgery and the Doctor said if I YLYL it could be fatal. Please help my recovery and don’t post anything that might make me YLYL.

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youtu.be/lBGgGf7SVus
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Anyone got some good manlet pics?

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Yeah no it does ent not

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> (You)
>Yeah no it does ent not
Maybe

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Hope you will recover user. I can't imagine my life without you

Thank you. Somehow . . . somehow you have to go on if something on here makes me . . . lose. Pic unrelated.

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Prepare to die faggot

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Kek

It will take more than a banana to kill me.

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A classic

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Hey, I know this is Yea Forums but let's keep the racism to a minimum, eh?

Beat this one

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Come on, man. Cool it with the antisemitism or any other -isms, wouldja? Please?

Fuck you smelly cunt

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do people actually laugh at shit like this?

Fuck you Karen

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Should have been zero'd out in the 30s...

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We can still fix it

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Whoa, the c-word's offense to women, my dude. Not cool. Seriously, what do I have to do to get Yea Forums into the inoffensive spirit? I'll do anything.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS MADE ME KEKE SO HARD XD

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Come on, man. There's only ONE race: the human race.

Write "please stop hurting my feels Yea Forums" on your tits if you are a biological female.

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almost got me.

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This one was good

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it was a genuine question tho. this thread is some 5th grade funnyjunk tier shit

she licks herself?

Yeah,,, of course...

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...

I do, I don't care if no one else finds it funny.

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This might be going over the line a little.

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Jezus christ. Name?

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>*me, waiting for my le day off*
wow i cant wait for my day off! :D
>*me, on my day off*
-_-

hahahhahahahahahahhaha

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Get rid of the Blues they are jews.

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Haha you're a retard buddy

Can we get mods here?!

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Jordyn Jones

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FuCk OfF rAnDy!

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Someone has simplistic humor.
Your probably mentally I'll.

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Fuck its fake. I was hard already

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These are fucking big cashews!

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Just because it's racist doesn't mean it's funny

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Must have an oven or two still running.

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One race, many breeds.
>Asian
>Negroes
>Caucasian
>Mixed

That Wikipedia entry is hilarious

first one was alright

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The good stuff comes out past their bed times. Just stay up late.

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literally me

You just made this up

hahahhahahahha this is LITERALLY me :D

the paper house always makes me lose
lost hard thank you

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God I remember seeing this picture years ago and having so many questions. Now I look at it and it's so obviously photoshopped.

Hope you don't lose, you means so much for us. Keep fighting user, we are there for you

Nigga that house is made of doors not paper

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Gtfo

God, I fuckin' LOVED those Harvey Pooter movies! Especially the one where he hid Yoda in the tower!

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So random, haha!

Dude this made me kek so hard ! hahahaha xD Thanks man ! xD

*pseudoscientific

sorry I mistaked it with other greentext where a mad hillbilly made a house out of paper, and always made doors by smashing against the walls

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What kind of childish losers do that kind of shit. Grow the fuck up.

Why?

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seems about right

Fuck all of you niggers

here is a real long tongue girl

OH WOW LOOK AT THIS LARPING FAGGOT EVERYONE BEGONE AND KILLYOURSELF NIGGER
>inb4 BAIT LOLOLOLOL

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Isn't that the Canadian prime minister?

...

Fried chicken pope is all business

Got me because i read part of that in Hermies voice

boooooooooooooring

fuck off randy

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All human DNA is simian you fucking retard. make nigger jokes funny not cringy

say youre going to make a generous donation and they'll end up trying their hardest to save your ass

Bump

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We must build it to keep out the aliens

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Honestly, if that was for real, I'd let her fuck my ass with it...

There's a pornstar named Larkin Love who is multitalented in this regard. She can deep throat a 9 incher, and stick out her giant tongue to lick the balls at the same time

This will never not make me laugh

Great, now I'm in love.

Funny if your American, I guess? Completely normal if you're not. I've got some faggot's in the freezer.

NEVER

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Pathetic if you laugh at this you lost at life

First of all, does anyone remember what the hell was in the shake, and second, does anyone have the paper house cause I need to see that shit

How about you just die then

kms you are self

Go back to zuccbook fag

Everyone's edgy til they cry

youtu.be/lBGgGf7SVus

>you'll
Do you mean "y'all"?

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Jesus Christ, lefties. You guys can't meme for shit

Fuck off randy

Species. There are many races. By your logic, there can’t be racism. So fuck you spic nigger chink

Canadian prime minister's car?

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lol wtf

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Cosplaying
Not even once

Someone could go to there and kill the entire tribe and no one would ever know.

9fagg tier humor

>you dumb monkey skank

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even Brazilians?

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>This one was good

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10/10 edit

xD

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fucking rat bastard bitch faggot

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Huh pictures from my hometown interesting

Bait?

>your

STOP BULLYING ON THE INTERNET YOU BITCH FAG ASSHOLE

Isn’t*

see

pics?

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no

Should add the pic of him worshiping a child's foot

rude

Most ppl that are molested as children dont have emotions. Much like the typical Yea Forums user

I lost, ITS SO FUCKING TRUE

Moar of Denny plox

ok haha!

>no torx
lame

Are you describing Billy Eyelash?

no spax

trips dude

This thread sucks my ass. Fuck you all.

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spastic elastic ftw?
really?

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hey check out this cool thread

hey fuck off and die

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Hmm, this dirtbag is from Edmonton?

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omg stop being so mean.

niggers are a disease to this planet

Would fuck

stop. we already know but you dont have to say it!

Fuck off, jew

everyone would.

I'm sorry
wait, this is fucking 4 chins faggot!
Go suck off your dad for meth money

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U2

nice band.

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you started off great but then you went down hard. just like i did with youre mother!

jerk off and die alone but don't fuck a nigress, please. we have enough muh ancestors already

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FUCK OFF RANDY

noogle

my friend's name isnt sam

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Gotta admit though, that little kid is based.

no u

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Holy fuck how many choir boys do you think hes eaten

My mother is the best piece of ass you'll ever have & she's been dead for 4 yrs.

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smart and beautiful

im sorry for your loss.

Ah, my apologies

Yes 2

ho ho hoax

Robertson>all

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no you indred fucked

If it was a picture of Obama or Bernie you'd be pissing yourself and raking in the karma from r/the_donald

Seethe harder. Robbie is superior in all ways.

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no philips all the way.

You guize really need to put some effort into killing OP

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redrum haha!

philips will jump, dull, and even chip.
you'll never have this problem with glorious torx

Common sense light saber control now.

infidel you dont even know the power of phillip. just be stronger and this isnt a problem.

you stupid fuck... im gonna hand cuff you one day

I would've gone with
Heeere's Cookie!!!
but thanks
also checked

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i am the dubs master

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No.

phillips is "Baby's First Screwdriver"
Flathead is for niggers.
Robertson is for adults.
Hex is for chads.
Torx is for geniuses.
Security torx is for retards.
Pentalobe is for faggots which is why Apple uses it.

this is not funny. its a serious problem cyclists have.

Nice

There used to be quite a few Denny pic's floating around, I unfortunately never saved any:( Now I really wish I did bc this is the only one I ever see anymore:( Denny is a legend!

Is this bait
Your mom says your the master baiter

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Who is this?

lol my dentists office in the background. also fat women are great they always swallow

mom is right.

This guy knows the difference between a drill and a driver.

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t. tecco employee

ok this is reddit meme but i lost

True champion

tell me about potasium

What’s a tounge?

I'd be sad if my sense of humor was spoiled by buzzwords and edge too but you don't have to seeeeeeeeeeethe

Who is this meant to be?

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i can't believe i lost to this

Am I going reddit?

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Those cuckservatives made the photo black&white because the 2 guys with him were clearly brown.

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>transniggerphobe

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lost

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I've been diagnosed with updog

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typical capitalist slavery

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>filename

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global warming is bs, the earth goes through stages of hot and cold

nien

>fuckhead bike faggots killing themselves.

It's a rekt thread, not a feel good thread user.

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delicì

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garbagéio

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negative

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we are all human beans!

Belly has a slight meatball obsession.

nigger
or
n8

Fact

>indred
You nailed it

no you bitch

there is no line...owo
>also my pp hard

Let's make it better by reposting something for yesterday.

imagine being this retarded

thenk u
. hex sucks though

fuck the fuck of randy!


>ps I am starving (not lol)

You'll means "You all" I believe I am Binnish so I may be wrong.

maybe thats why they ride on the middle of the road

i have hex on my steering wheel on my cool ass golf 2 but theyre fucking destroyed.

way better than original, I came!

You'll means "you will", dumbass

I'd fuck her

Lying about the dad’s death was shitty