Celeb Thread - /I'M GONNA COOM/ edition.
Celeb Thread - /I'M GONNA COOM/ edition
Jordan Cruz
Landon Scott
I'm gonna kaboom
Tyler Taylor
boomer>>zoomer>>doomer>>coomer
Noah Wilson
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna fucking do it. and I'm coming for that lewdboi throne too. just to say I did it. you heard it first yung nigga
Jordan Reyes
i cant believe the gays invented the times
DISGUSTING
Carter Torres
hi midget,
it seems you wanted a bit of attention. I'll give you a few minutes of my time.
I know your feelings are hurt and I am sorry. I truly am.
You have nothing else in life, but trying to annoy the ever living crap out of people that neither know you, nor care about you.
Exclusively for the quick fix of endorphines only a keyboard warrior can really appreciate. It's all you have and all you ever will get, that's why you chase it.
The difference between you and us is: We can step away from this whenever we want, get our fun elsewhere. Maybe even in the outside world where we are accepted as a normal, productive members of society.
Even if you tried to take that all away of me personally, it's not written in my face. I can move somewhere else and be happy there.
You can pretend to be someone else on here aswell, yes. That won't change who you are. You have nowhere else to go, you can't step outside.
It's place where everybody immediately sees you as something different, marked by your genetic deficiencies. Abnormal, not belonging with the rest of humanity. A FREAK.
There is nothing that you can try do do and change that, yeah you can try to hurt me and I'm not saying that you won't be able to. Doubtful, but you might.
This will give you a quick rush of endorphines every so often, then everything will be back to normal. Back to being miserable.
All this bitterness and pain has changed you into a rotten person, you could have been a loving and caring son to the rest of your family.
You however decided to be a drain on their emotional and financial resources. Ask yourself how you became such a disgrace to your father that he saw no other way but to take his own life.
There is no relief for your pain, but a temporary one. Have you considered an exit-bag? It's a quick and painless way to see your father again.
Sorry I had to break it to you like that, no hard feelings.
Calm down, listen to some music.
Sebastian Clark
Christian Reyes
YEAH RULE NUMBER 1 IS DONT START THREADS WITH NIGGERS THIS IS RULE NUMBER 2
Noah Ortiz
Did you know, emma is the cutiest grill in the world and that‘s a fact
Owen Young
every single time I've looked at a watch or clock
I've been a big ghey... how could this happen to meeeee
Logan Phillips
I don't necessarily think the "cutest" but definitely the most sultry.
Mason Murphy
EXPOSE EMMA BOBS
Jaxon Hughes
*perfectest
Christopher Walker
Jacob Hernandez
already giga-sleepy wtf is this
Cameron Phillips
I'm glad you like her so much!
Adam Mitchell
shes kinda ugly as fuck
Jonathan Turner
fuck outta here with this shit goblindwarf. it's not our fault you look like garden gnome with downs
Robert Morales
Evan Sanchez
cheap chinese knockoffs are nothing like the original
Liam Lee
Young Emma was atleast, older version is still okay I guess.
Adorable and innocent, just wanna hug her.
Benjamin Parker
OPEN. HER. BOBS. WILL BLOW UP.
Zachary Miller
she da best
John Campbell
Discord down. Can't respond:(
Carter Russell
Nudes pls
Kayden Rivera
more
Jackson Taylor
yo any yous seen the way neen just so smoothly hit me with a true romance reference out of left field
that was hot as fuck lowkey
i got a semi
you were always big gay
rofl
ayo whats up beads
Mason Rodriguez
Eli Miller
Zachary Williams
Joseph Morgan
shits been down for me for like 2 hours now famalamadingydoong
Jonathan Davis
Juan Hughes
awfuk now its down for me too
why would you say that?
Nolan Brown
nice downgrade
Ryder Hernandez
no YOU
tryna fucc wholesome neens do you hath no shame!!!
Ryan Collins
im glad that nigger is gone
Wyatt Anderson
NO, BAD user, BAD!
If you could hold her hand only once but for as long as you wanted but once you let go you couldn't hold onto it again, how long would you hold it for? :>
OH SHIT I'M SORRY
Well in the interests of not boring you to death, I ordered a new (used) laptop two weeks ago and it finally arrived today in better condition than I expected, I'm very happy with it, so I'm in a good mood!
What up with you pup?
Brandon Hill
same
Brody Reed
Jose Baker
here some tiddies for my jlawfrens
Ryder Rodriguez
Christopher Myers
John Roberts
Thank you user, think she is the perfect grill.
She‘s still hot tho, but I agree, cute and innocent.
Nolan Turner
>If you could hold her hand only once but for as long as you wanted but once you let go you couldn't hold onto it again, how long would you hold it for? :>
until she has to poop
Jose Moore
lmao @ Discord babbies
This wouldn't happen if you were on superior IRC.
.
Robert Green
im so fucking happy he is gone
Evan Sullivan
Isaiah Diaz
MAGICAL
Kayden Turner
Tyler Williams
dunno what u mean but saved
Luis Allen
what a fuggin CUTE
Asher Hughes
NO BOB, NO LIVE, ONE MORE TIME, OPEN BOB
Jose White
John Watson
I hate nigs
Liam Smith
I talk to anons exclusively via pigeon courier
Jason Cooper
kek this nigga bd livin in 2009 my nigga
fo sho
Dylan Sanchez
Nathan Collins
Jacob Flores
racis ass whyt pepo
Jack Reyes
tf
im not even tryna smash
(yet)
i just thought that was hot
just wait until it starts crashing like a bitch lmao
no but srs
happy for you
good fortune has come your way
just like you deserve
i am the usual
chillin
nothin never changes over here
lifes good
Jace Cooper
reminder:
whenever theres no dicks, theres always watson pics
Jeremiah Fisher
Noah Cook
Aiden Russell
8/31 never forget
Carter Sanders
Of course she's definitely hot, young Emma best Emma after all..
Jaxon Robinson
Ian Wilson
my kind of gay thread
Julian Gonzalez
Kayden Gray
Chase Adams
Where's the JLo user at?
Christian Peterson
epicly done, m'dwarf
Jackson Rodriguez
...
Colton Turner
David Wilson
Aaron Bailey
The only dood good enuff for her is keanu reeves
Hunter Sanders
why u sayin dwarf is postin watson fakes?
Dominic Evans
still cant cope with the fact nobody likes u, not just some short dude?
Benjamin Davis
reminder: ya dad's dead, you still a virgin and you can't ride Rollercoasters
Hudson Long
tiddy?
Samuel Miller
i love being such a based poster that i dont have a label
Josiah Reed
Colton Hall
DUANE
Wyatt Edwards
Cor(e)rect
Josiah Watson
wasn't expecting to like that but it was actually pretty gud
you always come through mystery keiranon
Angel Morales
you listen to the scorpions at all?
Elijah Lee
u so prety baby, i want 2 make sweet luv 2 u baby, u so sexy
OPEN VAGENA
I was worried it was gonna be smashed in and have a bunch of screen damage, but it's flawless. Worth the wait.
As long as you're enjoying yourself!
Lincoln Turner
i fracking love keanu reeves
Hunter Flores
I love the scorpions
Robert Cox
but you're still an attention whore
Luke Mitchell
you want uggs and iPad babby we go to cinema xx
Joshua Myers
>brown nipples
Jason King
not flying so low afterall are you, old friend? (^:',
Juan Lewis
Finally free
Jeremiah Carter
she isnt worth the money they pay her
Jaxon Butler
I like this one.
SWOON
kek
Brandon Campbell
Best Emma right there
Jonathan Hernandez
ok rape u next week
i am always having fun beads
i am a disciple of the church of fun
having fun is all we know
Elijah Martinez
Young Emma is still best Emma, you saw her freckles a lot more back then.
William Moore
>old
I'm only 33 I just love 80s metal
Christopher Gonzalez
that is CATEGORICALLY untrue and I WON'T STAND FOR IT. I've know vjbro since Carter was in office... we used to drink Billy Beer together. he crissened my kid for fucks sake. he hates attention! hates it!
Blake Martinez
Can I join your church? Do you have a pamphlet?
Nolan Wilson
Lucas Smith
Robert Nguyen
Brody Robinson
you're alright user..you're alright..
Juan Howard
thats a cult I think
also fug I didn't even notice the numbers
Nicholas Gomez
Brandon Anderson
I meant we have been friends for awhile, not that you're old.... Jesus man who do you take me for
Hunter Allen
no way I used to drink schlitz with that homo back when Nixon was in power and we were dropping cid dodging vietnam
Ryan Ross
Matthew Ortiz
Thanks babe
Austin Cooper
QOTSA
Jason Parker
I dont think I've ever talked to you before
Matthew Nguyen
I'm not sorry, since I like both
Grayson Green
no
only the real
you look fake to me
a sex cult
lmao
LMAO
>he still rates AJ in 2019
criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
iiiiiiinge
Austin Price
Hudson Brown
>qotsa
nigga...kyuss
Grayson Butler
kek exactly
no u
Jayden Campbell
Brayden Sullivan
alright I kek'd forreal that time. I'm back in good spirits. ty fren. always there when I need you...like when we had to make out in front of those recruiters back in '66 to dodge the draft....you didn't even hesitate. you even got a raging hard on... hahaha. you're the best man.
Juan Wright
A sex cult sounds scary
Xavier Bailey
well yeah, them too obviously
James Smith
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Matthew Myers
I need to go outside more. It's boring out there tho.
Adrian Cruz
>I'm only 33 I just love 80s metal
what the fuck you're kinda old ngl also 80s metal is generally not good imo
youtube.com
James Rodriguez
Brandon Perry
n v n
that line too relatable tho
>she don't like me either she thinks that I love dua lipa
Luke Bailey
Christopher Martinez
And you're not even allowed to fap out there
Jayden Roberts
kek'd and checked yore sexy singles
Nolan Bailey
Adam Campbell
Watch your eyes around the pokies.
Nice emoji. n v n
That's actually a part of the reason I want to go outside. That would he a good thing lol
Oliver Perez
you look scary
lol bodied
is it all frozen ice and the odd moose
thats how i picture it
yo when your girl jorja said
'be honest, you want this'
you felt that?
Mason Adams
Yeah man Haha I remember that, dont tell anyone about my hard on, it was Jefferson airplane playing on the stereo, I had a thing for grace slick
Oliver Lee
Brayden Parker
Nice photoshop, where'd you get it from? Funnyjunk?
>Fake and Gay
Luke Richardson
i made it myself u nigger
Carter Morris
>stormzy apparently cheated with jorja
:(
>maya is now available
:)
Thomas Hughes
this thread is weird
Dylan Howard
Sex cults are only good for the leader anyway
Aiden Cook
Eli Bell
oh look who it is...
Jack King
So why does Midget not like Emma and why does he even span? I never figured out why. What exactly is it that he's trying to accomplish in here?
kek, it's not that bad yet, give it a couple more months.
Christopher Cox
Elijah Hernandez
Angel Scott
i think hes just very french
Jayden Ortiz
Jorja is hotter so can't really blame him.
William Moore
I'm still not sure if that's actually babsanon going through a breakdown or if it's someone else pretending to be him.
Jace Wright
I'll take that beautiful rager to the grave with me broseph. as long as you take what happened in Cincinnati to the grave with you.
John Scott
Jacob Bennett
There has been someone mimicking him for a bit, he is going through a break down currently though.
William Anderson
lmfao what
i heard they split
didnt know the deets
respect for jorja - LOST
oh word
hows that work
i always had midge pinned as one of those guys who takes the 'emma wars' wayyyy too seriously
and obvs roberts is his emma
soooo
watson/stone are ENEMIES
Nathaniel Jones
John Evans
Matthew Ward
I won't lie, I done stole it from u
Christian Nelson
nobody gives a fuck, fuck off
Cameron Lewis
fuck man Scott and joker know we dont talk about what happened in Cinci, you know my lips are sealed
Aiden Davis
u stupid fucking retard
Zachary Martinez
Who Moner's thicc friend be though?
Hudson Reyes
Connor Watson
she really triggers the true blue permavirgins and actual autists so fucking badly. like real blood curdling rage. it's quite a treat to see, really. it's not just memes with him like it is with us... he really hates her. fucking kek. imagine actually hating and directing your energy at some slut on TV. autists are a helluva thing.... helluva thing
Hudson Torres
Yummy
Ayden Powell
Emma wars arent even a thing anymore
Ryder Young
still would, three times a day
Liam Torres
it's all the gossip amongst the twitter mongs now love island is over
first drake now him, she loves a talentless boi smh
David Campbell
Henry King
Tyler Howard
take worst emma and leaf u tree
Benjamin Phillips
Wyatt Lewis
dear lord she is hotter than ever
Landon Campbell
Only three times? wew
Parker Anderson
i would so hard
Camden Perry
gianellaghiglino is her insta i think
Christopher Barnes
they are in this nigga's small head right chere. it's real as real can get for this dude. haha wowwww
Jordan Lopez
Apparently he doesn't like Emma Roberts anymore, or at least very little.
Well I'm not one to throw rocks at what is and isn't sad but that's pretty bad even for me. I don't like Maisie but I don't foam at the mouth for weeks because of it lmao
Brody Nguyen
yeah but
he doesnt know that
bless him
i have a good arrangement with the twitter mongs
i leave them alone
they leave me alone
sorted
love fucking island
what an embarrassment
this whole time people were talking about it like its the second coming of christ
come to find out its just big brother but on an island this time
wtf
Camden Cooper
three times ...I am old
Ethan Ortiz
>pedo herman
he lives on Yea Forums in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag
>Milliepedofag =
>sabrinafag
>kenzipedofag aka dadfu
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>carafag
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
hay herman
Chase Smith
Prime Emma, so perfect.
Love that freckled little face.
Eli Cruz
Hunter Gutierrez
I love u based user
Owen Sanders
ty based user
one day I'll make it onto the herman pasta, then I'll know I've made it as a celeb poster
Jonathan Flores
Jose Morales
Gavin Parker
>emily stone
not even an emma kid.
Jayden Nelson
if you're older than 20 on this board, wrap yourself in barb wire and run into an electric fence
Michael Adams
yeah I admit I'm taking it a bit far with this dude but he's fucking relentless man. but yeah, it's a reality to him... hating Emma Watson is part of his day to day. not even fucking with you. he's all over /hr/ talking shit... all over Yea Forums talking shit. it never ends. and he's been at it for like a decade. just count your blessings really man... that's what i do. you could be midget. I mean fuckin A.
Adam Butler
You're a beautiful young man user
Kayden Thompson
S E E T H I N G
Dylan Reyes
you have to be autistic as fuck or be a pedo or a cock sucking roleplaying faggot to be included
Luis Price
thats like 98% of the population here
Justin Collins
Hi MJ
Henry Jenkins
you first
Joshua Clark
hey user
Owen Lopez
they're hard to ignore I won't lie, so is that utter shitshow
where davina mccall when you need her
youtube.com
Blake Campbell
yeah cuz its just like 3 people samefagging lol
Hunter Fisher
hi midgie :)
Christopher Robinson
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Joseph Lee
Yeah ffs emma stone isn't even a real emma, she is hereby disqualified from all emma competitions.
Christian Wilson
I'm willing to do what it takes to make it to that esteemed hall of fame
autistic as fuck is the obvious one to go for, just HOW autistic do I have to be?
Julian Bell
Jonathan Barnes
ceo3ge lj targa r huh 543w8 * smefg
Julian Hall
But I was like 14 when I came here but that was like 14 years ago.
Jack Gutierrez
lmfao
Dominic Torres
best Emma tho
Juan Green
/this
Kevin Walker
Best Emily, not a real emma
Jose Gomez
this autistic...
Ryder Lewis
thread babs
Henry Jones
isnt she doing workout tutorials and shit now lol
this timeline is kinda weak ngl
youtube.com
Bentley Moore
this never gets old because its true
Brandon Martinez
Love you dear. All that fun you've been having must be paying off, cause you're fun to be around too. :]
Goodnight. he's all over /hr/ talking shit... all over Yea Forums talking shit.
Oh jesus lmao I didn't know he was doing it elsewhere too. kinda admire that dedication tho.
So you sweet boi!
Jacob Reed
im glaad he is gone
Luis Hughes
same
Alexander Hill
Lucas Williams
catch you l8er sexi
Elijah Davis
sleep tight
dont think I'll be long myself
William Morales
meanie
Ryder Flores
Jace Green
Jaxon Jenkins
nobody likes that fag
Logan Martinez
Goodnight
Bentley Harris
i hope _____ posts some new pics today
Xavier Cooper
ikr
Justin Rogers
nobody likes you
Nathan Cook
Goodnight.
Jace Ward
your mother liked me last night
Noah Wright
Connor Campbell
Trips of truth
Ayden Butler
KEK
Camden Martin
you guys should make it more about the posts and less about the poster
babs fang is sexy as hell
Jason Perry
Aiden Reyes
hi dad