Weirdest sex thing you've done while home alone?

Thats called "Doubtfiring," and once you start, its only a matter of time before you hang yourself.

Prostate massager up the ass, while sucking a dildo and watching porn. Mostly drug-fuelled.
Get on my level, you vanilla nerds.

>2019
>masturbation is "gay shit"
>2.0.1.9.

amphetamines? i can relate.

i gave myself piss enemas

heavy kek at "doubtfiring".

I don't know, it was pretty hot. I can see why women like wearing lingerie.

Aubrey Kate in something....

Super baked, put a Budweiser tap handle up my ass and jerked off on my own face. Pic related, same handle, and yes I put the big end in first, got all the way to d

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You should buy new tits and cut your dick off. It's a good idea. I'd respect you for it.

>be 16
>go on omegle
>gay slave tag
>be submissive little fag
>online Doms make me do all types of weird shit
>lick the toliet seat
>smell my moms panties
>walk around with my moms clothes on
Probably more shit I've just repressed.

sir this is a wendys

probably when i fucked a pizza

Shoved a copy of my cock as far as I could manage into my ass. I never do butt stuff, so it was a lot of work, lol. Being well endowed didn't help any

we all gotta get back at our dads somehow...

No not rly, just fingers, pens, markers, shit like that. There were these videos I’d watch that’d tell you what to do and I did them. Wish I had some tho

ITT: faggots because that's all this shit is anymore "OmG StOrY aBoUt It?/??? WhAt DiD u PuT iN uR Ass OMG"

kys's

dude I got some Momo vids you should check out

I miss it. I live in bum fuck Wyoming atm for a job. I miss being able to go on grindr and actually find someone to suck off. No one is close to me in this hell hole

>Wyoming
fuck outta here glownigger, everybody knows Wyoming is a hoax

What’s that? I’m interested

Checked

used to do shit like this too, from ages like 13 - 16 on gay chatrooms back in like 2006. I know some old fucker has saved videos of me shoving cucumbers up my ass

Hilarious and original

I'm sure there's a ton of videos out there of me lol. Wouldn't know what to do if I saw it

What kind of pizza?

like, one after another, or individually?

Individually, but some pretty thick ones. Bananas too, hairbrushes etc..

I actually would enjoy watching them

sainsburys pepperoni

Someone please tell me I’m really curious now

I made fake cum and gave myself an enema with it while i sucked a cucumber

stuck the plunger to the floor of the shower and fucked myself with the handle while jerking off with a pocket pussy

Went to grocery store, bought the biggest cucumbers I could find, taped them to the edge of the coffee table and would back up on them while on my hands and knees, and alternate between sucking and fucking them, or spit roasting myself. Did that for an entire weekend. My ass was gaping and must've blown 20 loads over 2 days

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