H-HE'S FAST

Expect this to cause some sort of outrage against the military.

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what a timeline

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So glad I visited Ale'inn before all this bullshit.

Man how many fucking pain pills did the narrator pop before recording this

>if you go past this line you will be shot
>go past line
>doesn't gets shot

Yeah, MPs are full of ex-deltas

The heck is up with this Area 51 stuff I keep seeing everywhere recently?

It's a Chair Force base. The guards are hardly going to be kill crazy, battle hardened vets.

you know what's really sad? that guy probably has sex and most of you don't. damn.

well they can't do shit.

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>people think they're going to shoot
at worst they use tear gas and rubber bullets, a couple of dutch zoomers already snuck onto the property, they got 10 days jail and a fine.

reddit astroturfed meme

>gives you tinnitus
Heh nothin personal kid

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Has it started, already?

>NUMBER 15: AREA DENIAL WEAPONS

Who's behind it?

M-MASAKA

Me

So this is how the white devil mind work

They aren't, some guys were arrested by county police already.
Media trying to spook people into hating the military as usual.

>that shirt
the trump fan killer

YOU WOULDN'T WANT ADW IN YOUR Baseee

i really dislike americans

But that might just be what you GAYET

> Bro just shoot unarmed civilians bro, based murderers.

Do retards actually think they would keep some world-shattering secrets in Area 51?

>hey, Bob, let's keep our mind-blowing secrets that could ruin the entire country in the army base which has a reputation of being filled with mind-blowing secrets instead of some bunker somewhere nobody knows about
>sounds good to me!

Bad job

Yeah I’m sure the E-3 on gate duty that makes 800 every 2 weeks is playing PUBG mobile and eating Pringles right now

>the govt. should be an open book
yeah, come back when you get all the other nations of the world in line

>Do retards actually think they would keep some world-shattering secrets in Area 51?
Well, they ARE retards.

Sneed

lmao that was me, sorry

>for (rightfully) wanting to know what goes on in this base

"let's anybody look around an active military base and potentially cause a leak of sensitive information about the B2, B1B and F-117"

based retard

What if they hide hot ayy women there?

Go storm Pine Gap if you want to see some shit

what if they found some cat girls there?

what if they found some girls there?

>not storming the antarctic base guarding the gate to the hollow Earth

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the base is like 60 miles in, you think anyone's going to hike into that bullshit. nobody ever has.

What the fuck is the raid like 12 people and a dog?

>think they would keep some world-shattering secrets in Area 51?

lol no , they just test stealth aircraft and drones.

They're gonna being America all the things Area 51 has kept from us. Like the toothpaste that 10/10 doctors recommend, hand sanitizer that kills 100% of germs, and stormtroopers that can hit a damn thing

STASI records would be the gold mine, they supposedly had shit on almost every politician in Europe and the USA

Glowies are traitors, and none of them deserve to live

>final preparations
Didn't they just cancel this fest?
What's going on

It already happened retards
100 people came

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why is it called Naruto run when they did it in Dragon ball franchise before it?

Where in the Constitution is the power given to the federal government to execute a citizen with no trial for crossing an arbitrary line? Bootlicker.

This one's living up to his name though

A-bloo-bloo
But muh secrets are sooooooo sensitive
Not my problem

Upvote for that comment fellow redditor

Why does the us government get to set death threat red lines like that against citizens?

>shaking in their boots.
ptsd?

Because fuck you

everything has likely already been moved out

You think the continental army would not have shot a mob of civilians trying to storm a fort?

>dude the government HAS to keep so many secrets for our own good!
Imagine actually thinking this way
The rest of the world also wants to ban guns and punish people for speech, faggot

get off the internet then

How do I get inside

Why even have a government if it can't define arbitrary kill zones in the desert?

Oh so the Constitution is not the supreme law of the land to you? Well let's just ignore the second amendment then! Take all the guns away from incels now. After all it will help safeguard military installations if the citizenry has no means to threaten them!

See you soon.

That doesn’t answer the question. Please keep fantasizing about stronger men putting you into your place, it is an interesting mindset

use the entrance, fucktard

It can, they are called borders. Having a separate, internal border that allows the government to separate itself from citizens is domination, not representation you pathetic Reddit faggot

dude just wear headphones

Is anyone actually going to show up?

All of this in minecraft of course.

millennials
>Depressed
>Virgins
>Worst generation
Gen Z
Memelords
Based
Hate niggers and Jews

>thinking the zoomers will ever get near enough to the site for area 51 guards to intervene
They'll be scooped up by police.
This whole thing is basically a gift for police. It's a protest in good faith, basically it's expected to be non-violent which means it's a great candidate for trying out new riot control kit and techniques. We'll probably see tech like those speakers that put out inaudible noise that forces people back, and that type of thing. It'll fizzle out, basically.

A military base isn't a public park. They need to keep out people too dumb to know the difference so some retard doesn't hop in a helicopter and kill a bunch of people trying to take off.

Not their problem either, they got the firepower.

yeah they will definitely need riot gear to keep control of the 2 dozen scrawny nerds that will show up in anime hoodies

>living rent free in the empty heads of libs since 2015
>pic related. it's you every time trump posts something on fb

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memes are a millennial thing you retarded zoomer

>dude the government HAS to keep so many secrets for our own good!

no offense but do you actually have an IQ below 80?

The point of defense secrets has nothing to do with trying to control a nation's own citizens but to prevent other nations from learning how to copy or counter military equipment.

>"how dare u prevent china from stealing plans for nuclear armed stealth bombers ur infringing my free speech MUH FREEDOMS"

?!?!?

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It has nothing to do with reddit. It was some Facebook weeb that started an event up on Facebook to raid Area 51 as a joke to see them aliens and people actually started to sgin up to actually go and raid it..

If you live outaide the US, Area 51 is where they keep alien tech basically.

>implying the kikes in israel haven't been betraying us and selling our military tech to the chicomms for decades
and you're as retarded as him for thinking we actually have any secrets left in that department

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i dont think they care,id be more concerned about a bunch of leftists using this as a way to make trump look bad.even though a bunch of autistic idiots thought they could take on the us military

>rightfully wanting to know whats going on in a military base

lol,your just as dumb as the people at area 51 right now

well clearly the US does since china is 20 years behind the US in most areas especially stealth and OECM/DECM

China's most advanced bomber is still the Tu-16

>outrage against the military

yeah,but because the american left dont already hate the military.nobody is going to care that a bunch of people who traveled outside their mother's basement 1 day this year are getting gunned down because they thought traveling to a military base was suppose to be fun

>Your government doesnt withhold any information for the purposes of influencing the population?
>Your government is totally transparent.
Lol.

and americans dislike you,go get raped by the muslims alongside that cunt who keeps crying about climate change

what do you expect,americans are dumb as hell

Muh israel
Christ you're a fucking moron

>MuH KiKe DeFenSE SyStEM
whatever you say heeb. you'd sound more like you weren't brainwashed if faggots like you didn't clutch your pearls every. single. time. some one even mentions kikes

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>bring up muh kikes out of nowhere
>fuck off retard
>h-hah I got you again, pearl-clutching!

>more kike dribble
cry harder bitch kike

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You would honestly be surprised. Vetfag here, I had a secret security clearance when stationed overseas and got put on a 24 hour detail. The detail consisted of :
>room with 4 concrete walls, 1 entrance, and a metal door that could only be opened from the inside, and a desk.
>sit at desk, do not move from desk.
>wait for people to enter, ask for a specific kind of ID card that I had never seen before.
>rules were, "If anyone comes through that door, ID them. If they do not have proper identification turn them away, even if it's a 1s 2s 3s general, full bird colonel, etc.
>I saw CW5's which is already a rare site as it is.

Eventually I had to take a piss. Had to remove jacket, empty all pockets, and be blindfolded, then escorted through this gigantic warehouse. I was guided for a solid 3 minutes before I made it to the bathroom. I could see a little bit through the bottom of the blindfold but I saw shit I can't even slightly guess what it was. Definitely weaponry of some sort.

All in all that detail sucked ass and I just wanted to be in my barracks beating my dick

>MUH KIKES
whatever you say nigger. you'd sound more like you weren't brainwashed if faggots like you didn't clutch your pearls every. single. time. some one even mentions politics

>i literally can't stop spewing like a rabid kike

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how the fuck does tha work?

The very first image of this event that I see is a row of port-o-johns. Shitshow confirmed.

>i literally can't stop spewing like a rabid /pol/tard

>kike nonsense kike nonsense kike nonsene REEEEEEEEeeEEeEeeeeeeeEEEeeeE

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this is actually the most unironically reddit post i've seen on Yea Forums, thank you

>the majority of these people are going to be redditors
Even if they do die are we really losing much

Just here to trigger retards...

any livestreams up? news, periscope, yt?

A bunch of retarded cocksuckers, oh no!

>wears tinfoil suit and hat

pshh, nothen personal kid

Plenty of live streams on yt. The event was at 2am this morning though so it's all over.

They're private military contractors which usually consists of socom you retard

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>rREeEEEeeeeEEEE
>kike screeching continues
>pearl clutching intensifies

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>naruto run

amateur.

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So they can shoot us for crossing a "border" if we don't stop. But we can't shot Mexican for the same. I don't get it

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wait till we get the house back

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Mexicans are actual humans, weeaboo

Yeah ok I don't like niggers and they are not Jewish try harder faggot

>actually believing this

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kek

>we cant shot mexicans

nice grammar there redneck.go adjust your maga hat

お兄ちゃんは忍者になりましだ!おめでとうございます!

Found the mexicant

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They sure as hell don't smell human

nope,american.try again trumpshit.you guys are dumber then you look

>didn't even put the apostrophe in can't like he did
>claiming missing the o in a word, a misspelling, is GraMMar
you are a solid example of why libfaggots need to get out of the education system and give it to people who give a shit about education.
>not to mention you didn't comment on the only grammar problem in his sentence which is you do not start a sentence with a preposition
>but
you may need to google the definition of that big word, libkike

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>redneck.go
What file extension is that?

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My sides got his ass told.

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Lol

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>bitchcrying about grammar
>not punctuating at all
>fb tier boomer meme
>righty cuck
k i l l y o u r s e l f

His point is still valid though.

nice damage control faggot bitch. did you google what a preposition is like i told your ignorant ass or are you just going to cry harder? lmao

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not the user you were replying to. stay assmad though alt righttard

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What's your point

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so you're clutching your pearls for some one else?
>but calls some me the cuck
whew lad

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>you do not start a sentence with a preposition
that's not a grammatical rule, it's a question of style, faggot
stop pearlclutching for that guy you cuck

>replying to. stay
>to. stay

to. Stay*
Just stop...We know it is still you.

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Trump has nothing against gay people. That's just another liberal lie.

This is perhaps the most assblasted I have ever seen someone

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microwaves

You got it worng dude. Btw we know it is still you. We ain't mad at all this is funny as shit. I literally haven't laughed this hard out loud in a long time

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Yeah hide those tears no one is buying it faggot lol

>loling so hard right now

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Upvote fellow redditor

That's still not as stupid as some of the Powerpoints I sat through during my hitch. The combination of a lieutenant/captain and Powerpoint is a deadly area-effect boredom weapon.

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Lets just take away all the amendments and see how long you weak faggots actually make it in the world youre trying to control and ruin.

About 10,000 citizens broke through the gates. The Delta guys shit their pants, dropped their weapons and ran for the hills. That was yesterday 9/19/2019, today and this weekend, the Gov't is denying anything ever happened.

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This is correct, I was there. Hang tight and I’ll convert the vid to webm

Indeed! Those Second Ammendment cucks dispise me. I... don't need, a gun.

I could defeat them all with my Marshall arts training. I could swiftly get behind each and every one of them, disarm them all, then knock them out with a swift coratti chop to the back, of, the neck.

Irregardless, they are like insects, as I, am a God, among men.