What's your sexuality, Yea Forums?

only settled on it 6 months ago.
Always found both genders attractive, but I can never love men.

I'm a pedophile

i thought like that at some point too and now i am coming around to it
you might be different, just enjoy whatever the fuck you do and enjoy your day

Bi but leaning straight

I love femininity, I'd just as easily pound some loads into a passable enough trap or femboy as I would a woman.

i am too! let's discuss pedo things via letter, my man! may i know your full name and address for sending letters?

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yeet

does that mean you're attracted to pans, or that you are a pan?

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well my name Secret Top, I posted at least 500 child porn pictures and never get Vanned

It seems I'm actually PERSONNALY ATTACKED BY MY OWN SEX DEVIANCY

traps aren't gay

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yes

negative, i am a meat popsicle

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I identify as a pansexual preying mantis.

Disgusting faggits kill yourselves.

you go first faggot

No, fuck you.

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Once you filth eradicate yourselves I'll kill/fuck myself.

Straight, possibly bi, still deciding on where I am

fag

My sexuality is I am only interested in women, but I fantasize about also being a woman while I fuck them.

straight polyamorous male.

Islam gang

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Bi, I prefer women but I like to get fucked hard by a masculine twink or suck a cute twink's dick.

Why are there so many fags on Yea Forums go back to your tranny threads fags.

these are on Yea Forums you absolute brainlet

Nigger

I like women too. I'm not a fag.

Liking dick = faggit. Retard.

half of a faggot at most, it's simple math

fucking pussy = not faggit. retard

Having occasional gay sex doesn't make you a faggot.

Half of a fag = still a fag. Retard.

Liking dick even though you had sex with a women = still a faggit. Retard.

Suuuuuure

Putting your penis into a man or sucking a dick = faggit. Retard.

ITT virgin neckbeards try to control each other's genitals like they'll ever get used anyway.

It's about preferences. If you prefer women you're not a faggot.

Super super straight, like I'm not even attracted to women with slightly square jaws.

Stay mad faggit.

Well if you are committing homosexual acts despite preferring women it still makes you a fag.

That's where you're wrong.

Bisexuals just realized the ancient patrician ways were superior

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Why you talking to yourself shrimp dick?

Hentai/ecchi sexual

That's literally what it means. Liking anything with a dick makes you Bi at best

Need a screenshot retard? Or are you just going to spew nonsense out of your fag mouth.

Straight

It makes me bi. But I'm not a faggot.

If it makes you bi it makes you 50% faggit which still equates to a faggit.

Stay mad cuz it's the truth shrimp dick, y'all are the angry ones that's why you scream words on an "anonymous" image board all day. You'd get destroyed IRL if you ever uttered half the stuff you said on here you beta bitch

Everyone is a faggot new friend, it is just a matter of what kind.

>I'm not a faggot

says the faggot

bi

who here is antisexual or asexual

i don't orgasm when i come. i think i broke something down there while rabidly anal masturbating in my parents basement this one time.

>it makes you 50% faggit which still equates to a faggit
I'm not even half gay I'm having more straight sex.

it's really interesting how there's tons of bis in this thread and no gays
i mean we ARE the master race but i thought we were rarer?

Keep talking you little retard. When I come and slice your fucking throat IRL how will that make you feel? Keep projecting your weaknesses on here faggit. Man I want to cut you into little fucking pieces like the little failed abortion you are.

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Is anti sexual even a thing?

I think you're confusing this with asocial vs anti social.

To be anti something you have to be going out of your way to hinder and prevent that thing.

>I don't orgasm when I orgasm

Yea Forums truly is a wondrous place

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Fahahahah yeah okay tough guy. Is that all before or after you get out of your scooter?

Bi's claiming so because they fuck traps are under a misconception.
If the primary attraction is towards femininity and the dynamics thereof, then you're straight.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Polyamorous

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I think your perception of me is flawed because you think you are safe behind "le user." That's where you are a wrong kiddo. You ran of like a scared little abortion your mommy can't save you from me when I deal with her too. Keep going little boy

No, it's still gay and I'm the one who said the femininity thing. If you shove your dick in an asshole and your balls slap off of their balls. It's gay.

I really don't think we bi people are rare or special at all. I used to think everyone was bi when i was younger. I just see it this way 'I love a good person'. I'm not picky with gender. Not that it matters tho, because i just get rejected twice as much

Bro at least I can still run without causing compound fractures in my femur

I'd fuck that

If that's so, then why don't gays date trans girls?

>internet tough guy

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Gretaphile

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Because it's too gay. Even for them.

polyamorous: I am a huge fucking narcissist with a bloated sense of entitlement, that's why I don't commit to someone because I want whoever I want whenever I want

There is a ton of assumption in that question.

Who said I wouldn't?

Keep samefagging.

It’s not about dicks and pussies...it’s about love.

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Is this the late 90s again?

Being gay is lack of attraction to the opposite gender.

You is you, trends are trends.

I stroke my dick to the thought of fingering my pussy. What's that called?

love women and love penis and male cum, i worship cock and need to get fucked, but i dont like men, only their penis

It's about dicks and bag to Yea Forums because they're obsessed with what they don't get.

I just want an attractive (to me that's feminine appearance and healthy BMI) person to come home to. Everything from sharing the day and dumping cum into them.

Normal.

I misread. To answer your original question, it's because gays want gays. Trans don't know wtf they want.

trans has nothing to do with sexuality

Homofagulous

>Trans don't know wtf they want
MtF's are mostly lesbian, as high as 80%.

that was i some time ago, then something sorta changed and now i'm also attracted to men in the same way as women
not saying you will experience the same, just sayin

What a funny guy

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Define "normal". It doesn't make any sense.

Honestly i think im bi curious although i dont think i would ever let another guy fuck my ass, maybe like a sissy lesbian type shit? id be down

That's the gayest string of words I've ever seen put together, and I say that even after having accidentally watched 37 minutes of an Out Magazine literature competition in San Francisco.

Anyone who likes dick that does not have a vagina SHOULD commit suicide.

Fuck you.

Just here to trigger retards..

i dont think i could ever be atracted to men, now attracted to being dressed like a little sissy trap, tied up and left under a bridge, my asshole exposed, with hikers and animals that pass by useing me as a cum dumpster? that i am down for

god i wish i could get two great danes or some other huge dogs to spit rost me, too bad i dont have a pussy

It has everything to do with sexuality, holy fuck go back to Tumblr

why tho

And yet you have this

categorically true, that's just what I've heard about MtF's.

Did I make the little fag mad? Cry harder little fag maybe you can use your dad's cock as a pacifier.

They are.

They're men dressing as women and even going as far as to like feminine.

That's still a dude, and you're gay.

test

I could beat the shit out of you irl keep being edgy behind your screen.

test 2

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since you're randomly calling for people to commit suicide i'd postulate YOU are awfully mad

Yeah I'm sure you could internet tough guy. Is that before or after you choke on your boyfriend's cum faggit?

Nope just trying to make the world a better place. If you call that madness I guess I'm mad.

This. No mental illnesses to report.

gotta get that protein before kicking ass

Fuck off shitskin.

Just like your dad does to you right? Calm down there kiddo you couldn't even beat a baby.

That statement is really less intimidating when it's coming from a faggit.

Straight fucking male

You're the biggest faggot in this thread. Kill yourself.

man id love to drink dog cum, dont dogs cum like 10X as much as humans? id like to try both, maybe a dog fucking my ass untill he knots it while i suck a guys dick, the guy will eventualy cum in my mouth and i can drink that, then whenever the dog finaly pulls the knot out of my asshole like 40 minutes later il drink his cum out of my ass

got my black belt when i wasn't kissing boys and girls.

Wow fag you got really mad there. Maybe if you took the school bullies cock out your mouth when you were younger you wouldn't feel so hurt by people calling you a fag. Fag.

Wow mommy gave you a special belt! That's real nice to here kiddo.

I feel like I'm above sexuality. Attracted to women 100% but can fiddle around with a dick if I'm horny.

What was spelled incorrectly?

Opinions from faggits like yourself mean nothing to me.

I could put my dick in your mouth and there's not a single thing you could do to stop it.

A S C E N D E D S E X U A L

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Why are so obsessed with sucking dicks? Makes you feel funny between your legs?

Why are you telling me about what your dad did to you when you were younger? We get it you are a MASSIVE fag. You would be far more intimidating if you would take the cock out of your mouth with every statement you make.

Project harder fag.

Brats are my favorite. You'll be begging me to fuck you bloody.

Why what?
Why was that the gayest string of words? Because the one who wrote it is a wretched, flaming faggot who touches balls together constantly.

Why was I accidentally at the Out Magazine thing? It's a long story involving a banana peel, a very large Mai Tai, and OP's mom.

Roleplaying as a video game character only makes you seem more like a faggit just so you know.

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You characterized the words as gay, not the author.
> It's a long story involving a banana peel, a very large Mai Tai
Lightweight

Straight. I thought I was bi-curious for a while at some point but that curiosity ended up disappearing and led to nothing. I'm honestly not even sure if I would classify it as bi-curiosity since I don't know what're the rules for that but I wondered nonetheless.

totally forgot about buck lmao

Basically a closet fag consider suicide fag.

Not going to lie Far Cry 3 is one of my all time favorite games.

Nah, I think I'm gonna keep posting. Thanks anyway.

Bi ftm

i identify as a door

>playing video games like a child
Fucking faggot.

Well enjoy your future endeavors always knowing that you are a fag.

I will, thank you for the kind words.

spoopsexual

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Str8

ditto. it's always fresh, like a Spielberg film.

I was unaware that I gave you a time frame as to when I played said game. That same game that was released in 2012. I'm really glad your detective skills has lead you to believe that I play video games now. I know you live in your mother's basement and don't have responsibilities but some of us do.

You suck dicks you stupid faggot.

If they don’t play video games they don’t get the time of day
>t. 28 year old pussy haver

Bisexual. Best of both worlds. Made it official and came out to everyone across this week

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That wasn't meant to be kind you homoerectus. Take my harsh words harshly.

Weak ass faggot letting him scare you down from saying you play video games
Pathetic

I love horse pussy.

I can almost see the furios typing of prjection through the screen. Calm down there faggit.

>words not author
You are such a pedant. The words are gay because the author is gay. Also, the author is gay because the words are gay. Not all circular logic is false.

>lightweight
Your Mai Tai experience must be pretty limited. This ain't your fucking Applebee's "big" margarita we're talking about here. That shit looks like a shot glass compared to how big they make Mai Tais in SF.

>Take my harsh words harshly.
I shall do no such thing since they were clearly heartfelt compliments.

i also came out this week, everyone took it really well actually (except that one flamboyant gay who said it was just attention grabbing, basically the whole "not gay enough" routine. but fuck that rainbow turd)

I identify as bisexual, but I think that's mostly because I have zero chances with women, so I guess I'm prison gay. The thing is that, like I said I have no chance dating a woman, but men seem to like me.
Truth be told I want a family of my own, but I know I can't get that in a same sex relationship, hell gays don't even date past 10 years.
I challenge you to find a gay couple that have been together for more than 10 years.

I guess I do kinda play video games but it's not serious. Like if I have 20 minutes of spare time I'll load up a saved game of Warcraft 3 or something continue where I left off and then save again. So it's not that I don't play video games. It's that I don't play many modern games and older games for a short period of time.

>The words are gay because the author is gay.
Fallacious. Is the Mona Lisa gay because so was Da Vinci?
>That shit looks like a shot glass compared to how big they make Mai Tais in SF
Sure I've had similar. Just makes me thirsty for another.

Been with my guy for 12 and our mutual best friends are on year 8 going strong

my uncle and his bf. funnily enough they're both called Daniel, made the wedding really fucking confusing

They were no such thing good sir. I insist you take them in a negative fashion immediately.

wait, SF as in San Fran? ahahahahaha faggot

>flamboyant gay
>complaining about attention grabbing
pottery

Conceding to say you didn’t looks weak and implies you agree they are for children. Bad form, wouldn’t give the puss

Straight, i got a gf for 3 years now but i secretly also wonder whats like to wear female clothes

Well I guess we can all look forward to your suicide when your boyfriend kills himself to faggit.

Substantiate

test

Alas, I refuse and bid thee a pleasant day.

>kills himself to fagit
Never heard of em

there is nothing to substantiate. you asked for anecdotes, we gave you some

How dude? Cause I’m not posting our pics and have no way to show it’s been 12 years. You’re going to have to believe it or not
This

If that is your understanding of my initial implication than that is false. My implication was to inform him that not everyone has time for video games. I wouldn't really consider my loading up whatever RTS that I want to play for maybe 30 minutes really "Playing" the video game.

I'm a trapsexual.

A chaser then?

Yeah.

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What book is that? the book of bullshit?

I wouldn’t either but you went out of your way to say when the game in question came out. You were distancing yourself and claiming you no longer play games. Fine if true but still looks weak as shit

Still got tits?

Homophobia is pretty childish you know. You have to be 18 to post on Yea Forums.

You are correct but I think the brainlet I was replying to probably does not understand the validity or strength of my argument to being with. Like I said your observations are correct.

Sorry I don't fear faggits.

I think you do if you must insult them.

Why are you replying then? Stupid fag.

>Is the Mona Lisa gay because so was Da Vinci?
You really have to ask?

>Sure I've had similar. Just makes me thirsty for another.
Only someone who has no idea just how big Frisco Mai Tais are could say something like that.

If your automatic reaction to the being in the geographical vicinity of fags is that it's gay, then you are the actual gay ladyboy faggotrap.
Congratulations. You are now the gayest faggot in this entire thread.

A trap? where? can I fuck her??

>strength of my argument
It had none. You called someone who thinks video games are for children a basement dweller
Ouch, what a swing

Right here:

If you consider faggit an insult than you are a faggit. Also your argument is beyond retarded. What if I insult Donald Trump does that make me afraid of him? If I insult my brother am I afraid of him to? Your agreement was so incredibly retarded it rustled my jimmies so good job.

Because I can fag.

checked

thxfam

I'm pretty sure I scored more pussy than you did.

i'm asexual

never felt any sexual attraction at all

i hate myself because of it

vegansexual, I only get off by fucking vegans with thick slabs of meat while they recite the national anthem backwards and I read to them about vitamin b12 deficiency during a live goat beheading.

I still scored pussy so technically by your logic neither of us are fags. So what are you trying to argue by saying that?

Don't hate yourself, bro. :-/
You are freer than a lot of us. If you think you have a legit medical condition, go talk to a doc.
Self hatred doesn't solve anything.

You're a virgin faggot.

haha whats a doctor gonna do? just tell me to have sex?

you cant change sexuality

You can focus on being a better person because of it. No reason to hate yourself.

Then why didn't you open up with that? Instead of "I"m pretty sure I scored more pussy than you did." This implies that I have scored pussy now you are saying I'm a virgin make up your mind fag.

yeah but i still want a gf but just not in a sexual way, and i've tried making myself a better person for years, doesn't work

Is it really asexuality or just ridiculously low libido caused by an underlying condition? Also, don't hate yourself for it, there's nothing wrong with being asexual even if it's something different.

Your life is so sad that you need to hate on gay people for literally no reason. Kill yourself incel.

>literally no reason
Enjoy your aids faggit.

I'm trysexual. I'll try anything sexual.

I don't sleep with aids ridden faggots unlike you.

Based. On no evidence.

So I'm sleeping with the people I hate? You seriously need to get your mental illness in check did you forget to take your meds? The amount of mental gymnastics you have been trying to pull is incredible. Seriously retard fag get some mental help or consider suicide.

Sure bud

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Jesus dude, calm down!

This guy makes the point better than I was able to:
Also...
Yeah, it doesn't work as long as that's your attitude. Regardless of sexuality, race, socioeconomic status, or Pokémon team, that shit is one of the hardest lessons to learn and goes hand in hand with not hating yourself.

BI

Got my dick sucked for the first time today.

And did so in return.

Fucking great

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>an ostracized people is expected to make rational decisions

Kill yourself.

omg homophone wrong side of history really the hill you want to die on let's unpack this problematic intersectional oof bruh

>So I'm sleeping with the people I hate?
You're a self hating closeted faggot

>Trying this hard to make valid excuses
I can see you seething through the screen fag try harder.

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>heres how to stop dying
>NOOOOOOO SHUT UP I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP FUCKING BAREBACK!
Leftist "logic", ladies, gentlemen, and NBs.

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your logic isn't born out by data.
Treat people like shit, they tend to do stupid shit.

Why are you projecting so hard? We get it your a fag you don't need to repeat yourself.

There is plenty of data regarding the LGBT and the problems that it comes with. Now I know you are a bit dunce but denying data is not a valid excuse.

Wow, you must've been really treated like shit over very long periods of time!

Guys, can we drop an F here for her?

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LGBT is just one oppressed demographic.
Look at Russia.
Centuries of serfdom and communism = high crime rates, addiction, poverty
Black people in the united states netted the same result.
If you're going to be bigoted, then at least take responsibility for your shitty policies perpetuating the problems you want to squash.

Know you want it.

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Yikes a HUGE amount of libtard coming from this guy. Go back to plebbit you faggit.

I really hate people like you. I'm not going to waste any more of my time with you.

FAGism is mental illness.

If you make an entire group of people outcasts, don't be surprised when they engage in some bad behaviors.

Text me on kik for chatting about sex or pic swap :)

Kik: phaedrus879

I am 22m from Germany

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Facts don't care about your feelings.

You really hate people who expose you for projecting your homosexuality. I'd probably hate if someone did that to me too but I'm not a fag and I don't have to worry about that.

>seething biblenig

why is the women more man the real men than a women shouldnt be a man then a women than the guy being the women?? because is gay for real man shoundt be man!

This retarded can be made for anyone. What if a white kid maybe a school shooter was bullied or had a bad childhood. Using your logic this justifies the school shooting. Can you take your dunce cap off for one second and use your brain?

It does not justify the school shooting but it is what caused it.

>justification =/= explanation
I swear not a single conservative can engage with basic concepts

Even still should we feel bad for the bullied school shooter he was oppressed. This is the same argument you are making for the LGBT. Being "oppressed" does not absolve you of all crime or wrong doing.

So you have an explanation it does not mean they deserve sympathy. Refer to

Doesn’t exit. You’re gay you just don’t mind pussy

>Even still should we feel bad
That is your projection you fucking moron. No one talking about sympathy or rationalizing, we're addressing the root causes of things.

What?

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Sympathy or blame is irrelevant to what is the best way to fix problems.

No were not you initiated this conversation by justifying what happend in the meme I posted above. Keep shifting the goal posts since that's the only thing you are good at.

cuumer, i watch porn

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Just don't be a fag problem solved?

I'd rather be gay than homophobic. You're a sad person.

based.

>by justifying what happend
Predictability of behaviors based on background and socioeconomic standing
vs
Moral Justification

Do you understand the difference between these two things?

Born a white male, but I identify as a strong, independent, empowered Black, lesbian woman you racist, homophobic sexist pigs.

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I don't fear homosexuals therefore not homophobic. You are the sad person here. Making up terms so you feel better about your sad life.

You hate homosexuals which is even worse.

I am a hetero faggot

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Do you understand which of those things were applicable to the conversation and which of those things did not warrant a reply? I think you are constantly shifting the implication of your words to seem like you are correct.

you are retarded. i'm bi by definition

Yeah I think hating someone for spreading STD's and injecting themselves into society warrants my hate. Nothing wrong with that.

homophobia being about fear and you know that. stop being a dictionary flaunting pedantfag

> shifting the implication
Where is the shift?
It's the same dumb conservative line of "lul don't do the bad thing, simple".

>spreading STD's
You don't have to fear anything since you're straight, right?

Your assertion of the predictability of the events based on other factors was a justification for their negative decisions. You are now shifting into "I was just saying." When it was very clear you where making a moral justification.

I can still get a std when I try to share the heroine needle

Then stop making up terms that make no sense to empower a group of people that do not deserve it.

Yes but they are considered man tits now

>a fucking junkie
Lmao you're even worse than I thought. Kill yourself scum stop spreading degeneracy into society.

then propose a better word for people that hate gays
how about lobotomized failsons?

The onus on you to make a new term. Homohater or something like it is fine but calling it "homophobia" is beyond retarded.

>not understanding a joke this hard.
Seeth harder faggit.

>was a justification for their negative decision
No I didn't, there's no fuck you you're mean to me so I have a right to an STD
It's the bigotry of low expectations, which is valid for every other demographic that suffers.
Conservatives are brain damaged.

>Still denying using a justification just to propose a statement and justify it.
Can you try to be consistent and stop trolling plebbitor

>y-you were justifying it dammit!
There is no limit to the contempt I have for people like you.

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>He exposed my master plan to everyone I better hate him.
Seethe harder

Straight. I used to be bi but I don't fuck men anymore because pussy is way better and men are degenerates. Never fuck a dude bareback.

y'all fuckers still fighting over the internet with strangers?

and your still watching internet strangers fight. Guess your not much better than us.

normal

i have nothing better to do on my Friday evening

>basic logic is conspiratorial

Same here my computer mouse broke so I am stuck using a shit laptop so no video games. I made to much food yesterday so I have leftovers today so no cooking. House chores already done. I guess I could go for a run/walk but I don't really feel like it so mostly nothing to do.

>Justifying your seething
Kek

ah shit, you got no spare mouse?

I have an old ball mouse like this not sure if it even works.

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go play a shooter with it and if people start flaming, put your mic under your shirt and start screaming in another language

Good idea I'm going to go try that.

Boylover

I jerk off to women so I’m straight as fuck

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Bi = %100 gay and this Only difference is you give diseases to straight girls who spread them around.
>failed humans

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imagine being such a sad sack of shit you need to insult strangers for what they stick their dick into

I suppose I'm whatever I end up falling for, as I've always based my attraction on personality for some reason.

I dunno, maybe I'm autistic or some shit, don't really care.

the cool kids call that pansexual, the others just call it bi

Alright, I suppose I'm that then.

Happily Bisexual

Pull out the ball and stick it up you ass
>hands free pointing

why are there so fucking many of us in this thread?
bi is the master race btw

Faggot

retard

I'm not entirely sure. I tend to go by sapphic

Leave the retards alone you faggot

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i only get hard to scat girls.

I too am attracted to solid feces

I sexually identify as a color copy printer

gender identity is not sex you fucktard
i bet you're from samsung

sexuality***

Oh I'm a tranny I don't have tits

I identify as someone who thinks you're a faggot
I'm sexually attracted to people who think you're a faggot

Then you are a hedonist not bisexual

So you're just straight.

Nope. Huge steaming dyke.

With a penis, either attached or in a jar