I was messing around and put my dick in this metal tube. NOW IM HARD AND CAN'T REMOVE IT FROM MY DICK.
What should I do b/ros?
I was messing around and put my dick in this metal tube. NOW IM HARD AND CAN'T REMOVE IT FROM MY DICK.
What should I do b/ros?
ER?
leave it, it'll come off eventually. your tip, i mean
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Reverse search
Stop larping faggot kys
would tell you to think of some gay shit till you go soft but we all know OP is a faggot so try thinking of women instead?
Cut it off... it'll grow back eventually
I am being serious guys! The tip of my penis is starting to turn a bit blue and it is hurting.
Lmaooooo your the biggest fucking idiot on this website
Pull out your dremel
>I am being serious guys!
try to be a little more subtle next time
Time stamp or gtfo
Get soft.
Btw funniest thing ever
chop it off, of course
fucking oof
Yank it like a band aid
Bait. Sage
go to the hospital or you'll literally lose your dick, not joking
> saw pic
> reads "I was messing around"
> belly laughs for first time in weeks
Thanks user.
Remember to send us more pictures u fuckin dumbass
Natural selection at it's finest
Larp
Better luck nextime user you fuck
CUT
IT
OFF
F
F
Okay I have experience with this sort of thing, listen to me carefully. What you're going to want to do is take a lighter and heat that sausage up like it’s italian dinner night. Don’t forget to take pics / stream the removal so we can watch
it wont come off, dont try wait it out or u might get erectile dysfunction or lose your dick. what you can do is:
A: go to the ER where the professionals will help you
B: find something that can cut the tube, if it's aluminium it should be easy, if it's stainless steel, youre fucked m8
C: pierce the tip of with a needle. it will bleed out and you should be able to take it out. now you have 2 holes in your dick, retard
Amputation!
sage in all fields larping faggot
fuck
this image is older than internet faggot
ahhaha fucking retard op.
go to the fucking ER you idiot
Be calm. Now stop thinking about sex and be calm
Cutting torch, Tylenol and lots of neosporin
but is it though?
whatever you do, don't panic, just lose your erection, if you go to the hostpital they will chop your fucking dick off no joke, they are incompetent.
Snip snip
>I browse 4chins with intent to not enjoy myself
You're going through the exact same bullshit as the rest of us but with fewer laughs
Fuck you're stupid...
This pretty much.
UPDATE: Heading to ER.
this fucking picture again, is it still summer? Back to R3DD1T faggot
thank you op, i really needed that laugh
i had been thinking that. its been really summery this whole week. so weird to come up all of a sudden. so many douchenozzles coming here recently.
Fuck off.
are you insinuating this is funny?
also stop samefagging
Are you retarded or something?
Fuck it if it's not oc.
Boner killer.
fake and gay
cool robot dick
Take cocaine or MDMA
You should try better bait
>coming to 4chins expecting OC
are you retarded or something?
I'm absolutely insinuating i got a chuckle out of this. why do you even browse this site
Also pic related fehgit
Surely you mean "Enhancer"
^This