Hello fchan.com, we are FSociety. For years we have witnessed the Anomalous hacker group perform deeds of extreme evil. Now we have intercepted your proxies, bypassed your firewalls, and tapped your mainframes and motherboards.
It is only a matter of time, Anomalous.
We are FSociety. We are relentless. We are not quick to forgive and we won't forget your crimes. Don't underestimate us.
What?
>What?
Didn't you hear us? We've intercepted your proxies, bypassed your firewalls, and tapped your mainframes and motherboards!
Oh, fuck off. You're a twat.
Feel free to berate us. I'd expect no less from fchan.
Laugh all you want, but as I type this, our team of elite hackers are already halfway done decrypting your mainframe. Uploading trojan horse to your power supply...
Go enjoy your fantasies in your dreams. Don't waste our time. Either shit or get off the pot, junior.
ANONYMOUS
TE( )AMO(S)
H-O H
Add a dash between the O and the H, and you turn wine/alcohol to water. Remove that dash and you turn water to wine.
We need the world to read AMOS on Sunday, the 22nd, and every other Sunday afterwards.
We need to save Hong Kong.
We need God
God, please save Hong Kong
...
You claim to hate Nazis, yet you sit by idly as Hong Kong beats its citizens, and you allow the CCP to commit human rights abuses as defined today and in the Old Testament of Amos.
You do not fight Nazis, you are a lie
I call your bullshit.
Prove me wrong!!!
Hahah... If only you knew how much we now know about you.
It appears that you often browse the web for... pornography. And occasionally play... video games.
You're a white male under 30 and you browse Yea Forums. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
We have haxed your E-Corp email address and are now downloading your RAM. Soon we'll have all your passwords.
So do something, faggot. Stop running your cock sucking mouth.
We've installed a backdoor into your IP address. Your mainframe is being DDoS'd as we speak. If your motherboard isn't MD5# decryptified, it'll be little more than a doorstop in about 6 minutes. Have fun throwing out your fried hard drive.
Blah, blah, blah. You're boring me.
fchan as in that furporn site...?
WHAT NIGGER?
> mfw I had a shot at fucking my sister and blew it
Cyber Footprint... Backtraced.
Social Security Number... Tapped and Filed.
Passwords... Collected.
e-Cash... Keylogged.
Hacking... complete.
You will be hearing from us soon.
"The baby is in the crib."
Well if you did that then can you tell me the title of the redhead girl with a t-shirt saying cum whore or some shit like that, I need it to jack off and that video always gets me it's on pornhub and, btw can you give me a scorch team captain from tf2 I'll pay you in dead virgins plz respond
>We have installed Excel on your mouse and changed your desktop wallpaper so that your Internet Explorer will be even slower. We also put your SATA cable in another SATA connector.
>Fear us!
Guys this thread isn't safe. Looks like OP has installed a backdoor root operation into this web page's IP.
I've already discovered 2 botnets trying to get into my machine. As we speak there are viruses flying around everywhere at this cyberlocation. I think my proxies may be cracked too. I'll have to investigate further to know the extent of the damage but it isn't looking good.
For the love of all that is holy, get off this thread if you don't want your e-signature to be jailbroken.
gee wizz, sounds like someone stuck a 22pin connector in your 15pin port.
Uhh... No! We are hacking fchan's VPN and installing a keylogging, hackframe network into their digital tokens.
Checkmate.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHH
Shit. My pc burned itself down. I'm writing this from a hobo's house
>uploading trojan horse to your power supply
KEK
When dos the new season of Mr Robot start?
We've bitcrushed your root systems. It's only a matter of time before your RAM is fried beyond repair. And don't even think about backing up your cyberfiles because we've encrypted all of your protocol code. Your only hope now is to open Task Manager and delete System32.
at least can you give me time to back up my porn? it's all brunettes so I can give a copy if you haven't already made it
have you seen my 5½ in floppy?
I'm a minor operator from the White Hat Cyber Security Force : US Division.
I've notified my colleagues about this cyberleak using an encrypted message to their IP. My team is going to attempt to patch this backdoor using an open-parse script.
If you haven't already started de-fragging your motherboards, do so now. If we're lucky, and with a little bit of patience, we can pwn these glitchheads.
WHCSF! I should have known!
Don't even try to bypass our proxies. You're only going to ping your circuitnodes until they overheat.
Everyone in this thread is being haxed.
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>Run : Init5
>if fchanUser.hacker (hackingInProgress.exe) = run
>run reverse-hax-protocol.fchanUser.hacker ();
>endif
It's over, cyber-scumbag.
>using namespace : std
>bootscript.fchan...
>failed;
Fuck! We were so close!!
You haven't seen the last of us, fchan!
This thread has been cyber-secured.
We pwned them. But we couldn't have done it without the help of Anomalous.
You all may want to change your passwords though. "password1" is the safest password to use. Be safe everyone.