Folks, when you masturbate, where do you shoot your jizz? I feel like it's a dilemma solved by everyone differently...

Folks, when you masturbate, where do you shoot your jizz? I feel like it's a dilemma solved by everyone differently, and i'm interested in a crowd-sourced response.

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I put on a old t shirt and but

I just squeeze the tip of my dick real hard so nothing comes out

Wow. I have a laminated life size print of the same picture of Steve Harvey that I shoot my load on.

Kleenex on my stomach.

please don't tell me you're serious

i do that with my foreskin

My hand. Easier to wash that than anything else.

Cum towel. I use it solo and when I clean it off a woman. I run it through the wash whenever I wash my underwear. Use some fabric softener.

Hand. Eat

but then that wash, as well as your washing machine itself, becomes a cum swimming pool

I just use like 3 kleenex and shoot it all. I form a ball with it and just kobe in the trash can.

Got a waist level sink in the bathroom, so I just wash my dick directly

Simple solutions for simple men

Fuzzy sock, great move.

Towel on belly

Mostly dead by that point. MAYBE my most recent load is still alive.

I just jizz on my hand and hope I don't get it on my clothes while i walk to the sink. I've been caught like this a couple times.

I shoot it directly back into my nuts so I can tap but still get the benefits of semen retention

there's no doubt that shooting your jizz in a glorious arc of cum is more enjoyable but im not a savage and dont jizz all over my house, so i jizz into a tissue like a gentlemen

On my 10/10 gf's face

into my hand and then I lick it clean every single time. I jerk off a lot.

I try and jerk off before a shower, so I can shoot my load in the toilet, or sink. I also try and down a couple bottle of waters to ensure I pee after cumming, I hate the last bit that dribbles out.

straight into the toilet. Otherwise I just edge for a while and then stop.

In the bathroom, I use a tissue and flush it with a nice piss. In bed, I usually just cum into my other hand, slurp it up, and spit it into the garbage. If there's no bag in the garbage, I just swallow it. It's like self recycling I guess. When I do have to swallow I always drink water afterwards or my throat gets sticky and it's hard to fall back asleep.

In my underwear

In your mom's mouth

It's ok user. You're not alone.

I usually beat my meat late at night so I cum in the backyard. Otherwise I travel to the bathroom in the dark and finish in the toilet

Dude you are supposed to do it upside down and shoot it in your mouth. Don't be one of those fucking morons that waste money on extra TP/Towels/Napkins. There are great instructional vids by Bailey Jay available on Google

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>all these cute, horny anons blowing their hot sticky loads and making a mess everywhere
Hhngh, I love it~

I roll my blanket, I assume missionary potition y I pretend my blanket is a girl and I fuck it. I cum inside. Then I sleep.

I appreciate posts like this

in my own ass like a real alien

On your gram-gram's tits.

My couch smells like a peep show mop.

I just nut and pull my clothes up over it. Fuck having to rig a cum catching solution up

just nut in your boxers and throw them with the other laundry and sleep in the nude

enjoy your dick cancer and your dick falling off

in a mocha mouth fleshlight i've customized Steven Harvey's magnificent mustache onto.

i simply do not

My hand. It's just so damn easy.

shower, toilet paper or my belly

On the ceiling

wtf

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