What are some good Halloween costumes?

Dragula.

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dress up as a playing card with boobies underneath and call yourself a flash card

came up with this myself a few years ago and never did it

lol the look on the libtards faces will be so epic

I'm dressing like this to scare jews

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You lot are 12, aren't you?.

I was that dude for years in the 82nd Airborne.

Are you taking about cutting open a blow up doll and putting it on like a suit?
That's kinda brilliant though

This is 12th ss my nigga not fallshirm. Although I would like to do a American one sometime, this year I'm doing Volksturmm. Doesn't cost much, 10 usd for an armband, almost 10 for a summer cap, and the rest could just be made up of ordinary clothes from back when

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I meant being an Infantry machine gunner. Lugging around that gun through the worst terrain for endless miles.

People see you as a lot worse BEING a libtard.

Oh damn. Looks heavy and probably is.

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You guys are sad. Low IQ even. Can’t you detect irony at all? I’m ashamed of you both. You guys probably can’t even think of a clever halloween costume like my flash card suggestion. Really disappointed.

This

They might just be foreigners

Dressing up past your 20s is fucking depression incarnation. You NEED to check yourself

>Has never been to adult parties.
I feel sad for you, home bound.

Mfw I'm old enough to be your father LUL

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You wouldn't feel sad for him if you could smell him

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How old are you? I am in my 20s admittedly, but I can see myself dressing up in something light and comical while accompanying my kids on a candy run or whatever. I don’t see what the big issue is. Cmonnnn

the ever-present football player rapist.

You're in your 70s?

lighten up gramps

Go in a school uniform w/ a bullet proof vest

Yes. I can see you dressing up and taking CHILDREN to go trick or treating but when I get 17-20+ year olds at my door dressed up I tell them to fuck off and get off my doorstep

Fred Flintstone with black face and go around saying "I yabba dabba didn't do nuffin"

My favorite one was I spent $300 on a really good monster makeup job. I then wore a cheesy masked costume over it. I attended a party in that, keeping the plastic mask on, lifting it to eat and sip things. People saw my good costume when I did that and a rumor that a real monster was pretending to be a human in a costume. Eventually I was confronted, some partyers had improvised weapons, I fell to my knees laughing and started peeling off my good costume prosthetics. As they were laughing, groaning, and dissipating, I pulled out my phone and said "They nearly figured me out. I had to shapeshift. I'm leaving now." They started muttering again as I left. I love Halloween.

you're a good writer bro, keep doing it and I think you can improve even further- possibly even sell your literature!

You are an actual faggot larping in this thread
Please rethink your life entirely

No, you don't.

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Seen a similar post on >>/fit/ and if your big enough wear an outfit of a buff character otherwise chose a funny/comical costume.

i like it

Yes, yes I do. If a bunch of faggot teens end up on my doorstep asking for candy I literally tell them to gtfo my doorstep, I've had one smash my pumpkin that my kids carved so I fucking threw all of the pumpkin guts ALL over the group and ran off.
Fucking pussys LOL

They ran off*

you're kinda weird bro, but something tells me you don't give a shit either way and I respect that

Based

Look, I may be weird but these 'adults' and teens are taking away from the experience that my kids are losing out on, especially when they get their candy stolen and shit. I may be 32 but I will not stand by for 'LUL omg xD I'm so random, I'm going as slutty nurse again this year' says the 24 year old. YIKES

all women should dress as ghosts year round

A ghost costume is always a hit.

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But I know I'll be called a faggot, shut in Dad but at least I can provide for my wife and two children. I don't even know why I'm on here at 3am rn lol

We do what we know

how do i acquire a successful career as a retarded and uneducated neckbeard that works at a pizza hut...I'm 23, fucking kill me

Clean up. You're already working so that's a great start, tbh you're ahead of the pack, consider going to post secondary education and really try to apply yourself in a program you'd love to work in. Start lifting, doesn't matter if you start with body weight, 5 pounds 10 pounds just keep consistent with everything. You're not In a bad position tbh. You're still a kid at 23 you have lots of time left man you just need motivation or a kick in the ass to get a move on man.

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An AR15 I heard those are real scary now days

You think you're so mature.
Tried to hard to be a grown up and you ended up a loser who doesn't know how to have fun

Except I'm not liberal and I voted for trump.
Asshats like you make me question the sanity of that decision more than anything else.

And you'll be the the 30 year old with no job who smokes weed all day lol get over yourself. Halloween is overrated unless you're a child