Going to an hero ASAP.
Should I soak in a bath and cut myself to bleed out, or go for alcohol poisoning?
I hear it's much more difficult to bleed out than portrayed in movies.
For alcohol poisoning, it sounds much less painful.
Just going to sleep and not waking up.
I don't like to drink and I never do. I'm 5'4", 118 lbs.
Being small with no alcohol tolerance allegedly puts you at greater risk.
Don't do it
Don't be a hero
Fuck you I ruined everything and I have nothing to live for
This is Yea Forums you're supposed to tell me to do it faggot.
I'm just wanting to least painful way to go about it.
Why go through this? Isn't there anyone you can talk to about your issues?
try drinking and falling asleep in the bathtub u may drown, tried it didnt work but also drank half a bottle vodka a night and was perfectly fine
now I dont even have a bathtub, wanna cut together?
No
>no family
>no access to mental health services
>boyfriend hates me and he's always telling me to kill myself
I never drink alcohol ever and tbh I don't like the taste or smell
Literally 0 tolerance
A 5% wine cooler gave me a buzz the last time I did drink socially
So an entire bottle of vodka might do me in
I was thinking of tying a cloth around my mouth in case I tried to vomit while unconscious but I was going to try to sleep on my back anyway
Idk about drowning, but I guess it's fine If I don't feel it
If you dont Drink often then go for So much you will just throw up
I'm gonna try to level it out with water at first so by the time I vomit I'm unconscious
Also going to do it on an empty stomach
Well shit, there goes that idea. It probably doesn't mean much coming from some fag user, but I'm sorry your going through this. Have you ever called the suicide prevention lifeline?
Life gets better user, regardless of what anyone in here says. Take it from someone who almost took their life... Regret will hit you instantly, it's not too fun.
Youll fail, Cut with me
So I can be hauled away to not die and trapped with a medical bill from an institution I can't afford? No thanks
Regret is just the body's way of trying to preserve itself
Trying to trick you because your body is a separate entity
Before you an hero, want to meet up and let me put it in youd butt?
You got nothing to lose right?
It will get better but never to an acceptable degree life will never feel worth living and the only Thing keeping you going is the hope that it May could get better or that somewhere out there is help
This guy gets it
Not OP butt yes
Everclear if you're going for poisoning, but I'm going to warn you. The shit is bogus as fuck. Not painless, not fast, and even if you want to die, I'm willing to bet it's just as scary.
Shotgun through the roof of the mouth, just a flash of pain and the important bits of your brain that think are gone.
That being said, life gets better, don't do it etc etc etc... Basically just know all you're doing is stealing from yourself and you're losing by doing so. Get better soon.
How was your day?
Lend me Ur shotgun? Wanna ship it to euroland? Or use All my money and Tons of time to shoot myself on a range
How can it be not painless if I'm unconscious?
Shotguns require a permit here I think
Most I could get would be a handgun
Why the roof of the mouth I thought the temple was the best place
There is no other way out
Are you also 5'4" and weight 118lbs?
Why not both?
1 cm taller 2kg heavier
Maybe could try this
But doesn't alcohol dehydrate you and therefore would make it more difficult to bleed out?
Why don't enjoy it a little bit more?
Buy a trip in hot air bolloon and jump from it.. that sounds like a great and original way to suicide
Sorry, didn't consider non-gun owners. In that case, everyone here has at some point heard of something called an exit bag. Basically get a bunch of helium, fill up a balloon and force inhalation until loss of consciousness and assuming its tied on you die.Would be careful to make sure you actually die and not live with brain damage or something like that.
As previously mentioned, life goes on yadayada. The things you do don't need to impress anyone besides yourself etc, but it would comfort me if I knew people on this site didn't actually commit suicide. Best of luck
what is this logic, less general blood in body = less blood needs to be missing to make the body stop working
I find it hard to believe that no one has ever done that before but I'm afraid of heights user
Points for creativity though
If I had the chance I would choke you to death with a plastic bag and a hammer... I’d stare in your eyes while you took your last gulp for air. And I would bury your body some where were your family will never find you.
Don't an hero. BE A HERO.
Put on a stupid mask, wear your underwear on the outside, fight crime. You'll probably get shot and die, but you'll have fun while it lasts.
Buy a plane and jump from it.
Buy a Space Shuttle and jump from it
Jump from earth into space
Jump from space into the sun
Jump
Jump
JUMP
He can be NiggerMan
before those bags got trendy I got the idea to just use bhutan gas out of deodorant because I dont live alone and cant just bring a helium canister home, huffed that as a kid often enough passed out too, the problem is if you pass out and nothing blocks your airways you just start breathing again
I dont wanna impress anyone I just wanna feel ok
Brain damage feels risky because I already feel like a retard sometimes.
But thanks user, I wouldn't know where to get helium anyway.
I meant, behind dehydrated, doesn't the blood flow less easily?
I'm a cutter though so I'll probably cut while drinking regardless
No one would look for me user I don't have any family
You wouldn't need to trouble yourself hiding me anywhere too elaborate
Have you killed someone before?
What a very...KICKASS idea
Yeah jumping is cool in every way
If you fucked up pack up and leave. Doesn't matter what you did. Ship off in a train to wherever, get a random job even if it's construction or gardening, work hard, live a minimalist life. You will rebuild and regrow, and you will have killed your old self in the process.
If you are set on killing yourself and have nothing to live for, why not make a new life instead?
You think this is a way out buts.its not. You are of this earth, and you cannot escape it this way. You will just return in a shittier and more painful form. Deal with your issues and keep pushing forward, so that when you die in a way outside of your control you can ascend to the next level, instead of being stuck here again.
Also, your boyfriend is a piece of shit, there are billions of other people out there, im sure youll meet other people that will treat you better. You never know what kind of developments may come in the next chapters of your story.
Please user, I beg you.
you wont even try, if you try you wont do it as a serious attempt you will fail
just go to sleep dumb fag
Why die when you can just leave your abusive BF and come sit on my face?
go to area 51
Hope u feel better user
because in other countries that doesnt work
with my qualifications I just qualify for those jobs you mentioned if I ever want more I need to work hard constantly with money not even enough to feed myself. Managed do that for one year now it feels like Ill never be able to work again, fucking jittering borderline psycho mess still no qualifications lost my progress unable to work since a full year
post tits before an hero
but why even work I get more welfare doing nothing than working full time regular overhours and nightshifts until physically and psychologically completly worn out and exhausted earning enough money to buy the meth I need to keep up with it
That's some hippie shit, once you die you just cease to exist.
If reincarnation exists, fine but I won't come back in a worse form because I'll destroy my soul altogether.
My boyfriend has been the only reason I've stayed alive this long. You have no idea how deep the connection is.
It will hurt him immensely when I'm gone and I feel bad about it but I can't stop being selfish.
Only if mothman is there
You can never be too careful, There’s always someone that will get nosey enough..like a neighbour or work colleague... have I killed before? I may have in my earlier years
Tell us a story user
After all everything posted here is a work of fiction right? Just switch details around
Killers interest me
Cutting is more successful (although hanging is even better) alcohol poisoning works but if you fuck up you have permanent liver damage
Is hanging as quick and painless as it looks though?
Stream it fatty
You got internet access, since you're posting.
Go to udemy, grab a free developer training course from scratch, you'll get a job in three months.
Look bud, life is full of opportunities to reflect and face our own shit. I fucked up, almost went to jail, robbed a couple of good people that owned a store out of monetary despair when I was younger, didn't think about it just did it. I had a shitty job and shittier lifestyle. I was 23 at the time.
I am 28 now, been working in IT for 5 years. I remember the night I decided to get through with it. I was gonna end it, sitting in my bathtub thinking about the best way of headbutting the subway train and dying off. Started introspection, reliving my series of bad choices and I found out that what held my heart in a clutch was that basically, I had lied to myself and justified my shit actions and shittier lifestyle over and over to myself. I hated myself. I found those walls hiding the truth, faced it and accepted it. It allowed me to heal. Maybe this is your case too.
For the last 5 years I worked hard, had fun, enjoyed life, meet my awesome girlfriend, moved in together, adopted a dog, became a software developer without a degree, just work experience, and got through with life. And I live In shithole 101, Argentina. This place is second to Venezuela on how bad things are and still you can find a way to progress if you want.
And you do want it, wanting and being willing to kill yourself is exactly what you need to let yourself go and get built anew.
Smoke some weed dude, it'll be ok, you'll be ok
Rent a tank of helium and buy a CPAP mask. Put on some good tunes and go to sleep. You won't wake up from the dream.
>5'4"
>118 lbs
>fat
Hey user I'm happy for you really but sounds like you've had it much rougher than me
You keep doing you
that training wont get me a job as my basic qualification is still shit tier, but my job really isnt even a problem. I did have a nice life too worked hard got that missing qualification all As met so many people dated so many girls found one up to settle then I realized that Im unable to bond and being close to another person makes me extremely unstable seems like Im a faggot too all because I got raped as a kid. When life is going good at some point this will come back up so then everything can break down again, there is no fresh starting wherever I go whatever I will ever do this will follow it wont ever stop this is all I am in the end the only constant
I would suggest finding a biulding that is 40m+ meters tall and then going to the top, drink your ass off to get the courage and then fall. You will be a pancake and wont feel a thing.
Unless you jump from like 15m like an idiot, and cripple yourself for life.
This
why do people hero at such slow rate? i would just jump from a tall building or a plane, instant death and no time to regret.
Hmmm let’s see... My father was an abusive drug addict and would smash me and my older sister every fucking week.. strange enough he’s still around with half a brain..he had a friend that would touch my elder sister when she was around 14 and she died from heroin a couple months before her 16th birthday.. long story short my father sold my sister for drugs which when I was old enough to know what was going on it deeply cut me inside because she was like my mother.. when I was 17 I ran into drugs myself and also ran into my fathers friend that abused my sister... stalked him for weeks, became his side dealer for free gear.. gave him and his girl a hot shot with battery acid in it.. I literally watched him and his girl nod off than go completely white like a ghost and I burnt down the house with them still in it... My tendencies are based on hurting abusive men. I’m a lot older now with a loving family and I’m more in control of my temper as I DO NOT want that for my children... though it always stays inside like lava that never cools down. Also blood doesn’t really go like the movies...it gels after 2 hours
Don't try and drink too death, it won't work. If you're tolerance is low, there's absolutely no way, on your own, that your body will allow you to consume the required amount of alcohol. You'll throw up and/or pass out well before hand. Take my word, friend, I'm an huge alcoholic. I'd go the route of carbon dioxide poisoning
You realize there's no heven or hell and you have to come back again and face the same challengs you are quiting on... You don't get to side step the Cosmo's dude.
ples be my brother too user
LOL sure I’ll be your Yea Forums brother ! Don’t judge me though
You're a good brother user
If I throw up with a cloth in my mouth I'll just reswallow it
Fuck the cosmos...
Ill just cry to you now cus no one else cares anyways, got forced to do sexual stuff since I was 7 also started doing H when I got 15 but managed to quit with 17 after much relapse rehab cold turkey at home, actually relapsed recently but why even try. My tendencies are based on hurting myself. I wish I would feel less out of control and helpless just want it to stop wanna feel like a normal man not so scared and weak for no reason at all, hate myself less for feeling how I feel and either accept what it made me or undo it but I dont know how
Alcohol is a blood thinner. It'll make it harder for your blood to clot. The warm bath is also for the purpose of preventing clotting.
You don't seem to have any idea what you're doing. It's not easy to kill yourself. Alcohol poisoning is incredibly unlikely to work. You'll probably just end up vomiting and have a terrible hangover.
I don't have much idea what I'm doing that's why I'm asking for advice
So alcohol + warm bath + cutting will make it easier to bleed out?
It won't work. Really, you're going to wake up feeling like shit, in a pool of your own vomit, feeling like an idiot.
How about please don't. You're important, you're loved. Don't let these sadist fucks egg you on. Don't harm yourself.
Then I'll just find somewhere tall to jump from
It scares me because I don't like heights but if it's the only 100% way out I'll take it
A lot of cheap talk
Who loves me user? My dead parents?
And don't you dare say "I do" because you don't even know me
show pussy before u go
Stop being a fucking bitch and post your tits before you kill yourself
Im this user. Believe what you will, though if you're really go through with this, why not go out with bang? Ger as many loans and credit cards as you can, rent a car, get a super fancy hotel room and just snort and bang your veins to get the most out of conciousness before you leave it behind?
I dont give a shit. pussy or gtfo
Most vaginas are, we still wanna see. Tits too. In fact, sharpie in pooper.
This thread has been going for over 2 hours buttchug a bottle of whiskey and fucking get it over with you attention seeking faggot.
Arranging that seems like a lot of work for someone that wants to die.
how about you OD on fentanyl
CURSE YOU SATAN!
The trust
where is the trust that is sacred between dumb animal and human being that we mean no harm
but we do it anyways because we are simple
and also retarded
-Corintheans 15:6
given how dumb all of your suggestions are for NOT killing youself and making your life only the more misreable for not only you, but everyone that has to take care of you after
This is a troll
Seek medical help. Hospitals are always open. Just walk in
Or if nothing else
Sup?
Yeah, but you only get a chance to do it once. Might as well put in a little effort and make it special.
I've been contemplating life too, yknow
Like, fuck
Here I am, sitting alone thinking about how fucked up the world is
Like who am I to say shit?
Good god
But why not live on?
Shit, even if not just to see Keanue in cyberpunk
that shits been hyped so far now its gotta be legendary
now watch it suck
just like that unshaven pussy
take a bath, clean yourself and get laid. youre a chick. fuckin easy
Not bad
Live just to spite the fucker.
dude i am so high right now it actually took a moment to recognize that pussy
gnarly
Hey retard if i have to live for several more decades then so do you. You can't die until I do. I give it 30 more years of hard drinking,. See you in 2049.
Wtf Do I know you?
no way i thought it was a meme
seriously, im so fucked up on acid rn idk what im seeing
>Should I soak in a bath and cut myself to bleed out
Despite what the first season of 13 reasons implies, it is not that easy.
>go for alcohol poisoning
You will just spend two days puking if you tried that.
I speak from experience. Don't kill yourself man. You will fuck up the lives of those around you - do you really hate the people around you enough to make them discover your body, decide what to do with your remains, and wonder for the rest of their lives what they could have done to keep you from killing yourself.
wait is this actually OP?
im kinda havin a meltdown myself holy shit
First thing you can do to help yourself
Stop fucking asking Yea Forums
no one comes here for advice
stop looking for sensible creatures here
Google is your friend.
Want to kill yourself? Do it awesomely or something.
go somewhere
do something
die DOING something
dont just fucking die
if youre going to die right now, fuck it, youre dead
Go do whatever you wanted forever, because youre dead anyways
Nah im Not op
Male or Female?
I don't watch Netflix
My parents are dead and the people around me aren't related to me
Just a roommate which is fine, they can live.
Nope
But I don't want to go anywhere or do anything
The thought is nice and all but I don't leave the house much anyway
I want some acid too, so bad.
Sending you positive vibes bro, ride that pony!
What is the problem then? Why do you want to kill yourself?
Welp, that's it, then. Die like a stuck pig when you could literally die anywhere else and not be miserable about it.
thanks man. I needed that. I was having such a bad panic attack and I'm hesitant to post the youtube, because I just commented on it
What you listen to on acid?
Jesus christ I need to get off the internet
Manlet or Petite Whore?
You don't seem to be getting this. Somebody that truly wants to die does not have any interest in the myriad of possibilities that life entails.
That suggestion is pretty much suicide plans as envisioned by somebody that doesn't want to die.
A lot of reasons.
No family. No one to care about me. Dead end job. Boyfriend is mad at me and even though I love him the relationship is me walking on eggshells because he is the most sensitive guy I've ever met.
This. Also I don't see going out and doing things as fun anyway.
Fun for me is video games and internet.
you should have posted a timestamp
>5'4
>118
You're not fat so what is there to be depressed about
don't do it. things really do get better, even if you don't see that as a possibility right now.
Do you enjoy being black out drunk? Yes or no ez
You're right I'm not fat. That's a good thing at least.
I could probably woo a man with money or something but money doesn't make me happy.
Pink Floyd is usually the go to, I know im a cliche haha. Comfortably numb puts you a good place tho
Slam down 40 boxes of fruit roll ups
>boyfriend
Dump him and I'll give you hugs and kisses and you can fuck my butt
Well what makes you happy dipshit? Because death wont.
Go to store, Buy toaster, Make toast in the bath, And i oop toaster in bath
Yea, mainly suggesting cuz ive always told myself thats what id do if I ever reached the point id want to kill myself, but I dont think I ever will. Even if I lost everything, id just live the boho bum life, staying fucked up till I get hit by a car or fall off a bridge haha.
Where are you from op?
For posting that pic, I hope you DO an hero.
But you're a faggot, and won't.
Cut your dick off and bleed out that way...
I can relate to the no family. I have one living relative (that I know about). It sucks to not have family, user, I get that. The "dead end job" I would like to know more about; What do you do?
I've also been there in a relationship with a black hole of emotional need. You are not responsible for anyone elses' happiness user.
What race?
Do you look like a cute anime boy?
If your gonna do it you might as well butt chug a vodka bottle and post a video of it. That ought to get you real drunk
US
What's wrong with cats
God damn
Even if the relationship is a black hole I still love him.
I work as a secretary basically.
Even when my family was alive they were abusive and I went through a lot of shit in my childhood no one should ever have to experience.
OP = FAGGOT
...
>checked
Even though I am trying to be serious I had to check those trips.
We can't help who we love, but at the same time, reality has to come into play and we realize that relationships with people like this are not sustainable.
OP these are all be a reason to not end it.
Can we get some pictures of you?
OP here
I can't ignore such quads
Actually think these may be a sign
Post tits with face, you want to suicide anyway, right?
Why not being remembered here like a hero!
Those that want to kill themselves just go and do it. They don't say "I want to kill myself" or go circlejerking on the interwebz. They won't give a fuck about pain because it's not going to matter.
>>boyfriend hates me and he's always telling me to kill myself
What the fuck are you doing and why haven't you told him to fuck himself with a cactus?
>>no access to mental health services
That's fucking useless. They will just dumb you down and make money out of your misery.
=incel, don't worry about it.
>Even when my family was alive they were abusive and I went through a lot of shit in my childhood no one should ever have to experience.
Holy shit, you are the type of person that loves talking about falling apart because of having a shite foundation.
I'll let you in on a secret: people don't build themselves moving upwards, they build themselves moving FORWARDS. With this narrative, you're not falling apart because having a shite foundation. You're just tripping because you can't stop looking back.
Be cool and think about this.
Alcohol poisoning sucks. It's painful. And you start puking everywhere. More of a mess to clean up.
Cutting sucks, it hurts. And once again more of a mess to clean up.
Just don't do it. I almost an heroed last week. But I'm glad that I didn't. Karma came on Wednesday for the shit stain that fucked me over. Now I'm extremely happy because I watched it all unfold at work. There are things to do to make your life better. Start doing them.
Come to Costa Rica, I'll gladly give love and support!
I think you meant to reply to another user
Oh, yeah, to OP, probably touched on the wrong numbers.
If you actually wanted to kill yourself you wouldn’t be asking for tips on how to do it. I’m tired of these gay threads fishing for sympathy. Just go to therapy or listen to Joy Division.
If you have no tolerance buy as much vodka as possible & chug it. Chug it like you'll have brain damage forever if you don't finish it all, which you will. Don't eat beforehand, just chug 40%+ vodka with a chaser. If you have benzos or opiates take them 20-30mins before you begin.
femanon or fagget?
If you want the best possible way to go out just OD on opiates or if you have the balls speedball
*starts licking and sucking your clit* I know you like that.
>they build themselves moving FORWARDS. With this narrative, you're not falling apart because having a shite foundation. You're just tripping because you can't stop looking back.
These are some powerful words user. I'm going to remember them.
Regarding my bf, I deserve it when he tells me those things. I'm really self absorbed sometimes and only think of myself.
This is a really wise post. Thanks user.
>karma got back at a shit stain in your life
Wanna share?
Firstly, don't kill yourself before you have crushed all your enemies, drove them before you and heard the lamentation of their women. This much time you need to spend on earth.
Secondly, don't blame me for it, if you're retarded enough to try it. That's not like taking sleeping pills where 80% to 90% get rescued.
>I hear it's much more difficult to bleed out than portrayed in movies.
Because it's not done right. And it doesn't need to make a mess nor must it be very painful or give you much discomfort.
But again, don't do it out of a depression or anything else which can be repaired with a hand full of pills.
A lethal, horrific disease would be a good reason though.
Like when your ass cancer has spread to your brain or something.
This is how they did it in Medieval times:
Just a small slit in a main artery and keep it open with a straw or something, relax and it'll happen eventually.
bump for greentext
user, this is a friend. give me your discord. I will talk to you. I don't want you to be lonely. I'll be there for you. I'm not your normal Yea Forumstard. I know you won't believe it, but take a chance. you'll get a bunch of people claiming to be me, but I'll be the one who can prove it.
take a chance. post discord, be friend. stay alive.
Romans 5:8 kjv
>But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
Why would people claim to be an user on Yea Forums
What
Let's live just to annoy normies. Seriously. If I can do it, you can do it, too.
just for posting that pic you deserve to die in agony OP.
PUSSY AND TITS AND TIMESTAMP OR GTFO U LOWLIFE ATTENTION WHORE
look don't do it and get help but if you are going to try at least call someone first and tell them you are going to try it.
I got really low a couple of weeks ago and made a similar thread here and I am still here so at least you are asking someone for help and you haven't totally given up on life
Fuck sakes rude boy,, if you can't live, don't. See you later. What's all this extra shit bro.. Do a solid atleast n tell /b what this top boy who you dated is.
>if you actually
If you are smart enough to realize a cry for help, respond skillfukly instead of being an insufferable third party narrator
>I am tired of
There are something like 150 threads active at any time, choose another one then, genius
Don't. By the sound of it (and bearing in mind the typical demographic round these parts) you're about 14, and quite aside from the fact that decision making is, biologically speaking, not your greatest strength, you've lived a fraction of a life and any odds are that things will be better in the future than they are now and you'll be glad you're around for it.
lmao u f cuck
>posts pic of cat in pain and agony
>What's wrong with cats
>God damn
Did you an hero yet? I hope?
No offense but, a lot of people are in this situation. You need to do and want things for YOU. You are really tied up on other people. Being alone does suck, but if you start working towards any kind of positive goal whatsoever, you will make friends along the way. If you love the bf take a break with him. Staying together right now will 100% destroy your relationship. People who are depressed isolate. Fighting that doesn't feel good at first, because it isn't your habit and it is uncomfortable. You have to reform your habit with repetitive work. It isn't really fun playing games all the time, just a good distraction that keeps you out of your own head. But books, music, jogging, fishing those all work too...
Obviously people care to some degree or your thread would have saged out
Maybe at least consider talking to someone else.. Life is about perspective. Sometimes it's hard to be yourself around the people you know.
It's just a rut. I'm sure your beautiful, and that many a man would love to try and make you happy/fuck the pain away.
Don't do it, and stop being a fag.
>this is always true, 100%
dummy
Cat looks like it's yawning to me..
Change your circumstances. Very rarely a good reason to kill yourself. Find someone to talk to. Shit I'll hop on Discord if I can find my mic. That said, both of those methods suck and don't work. If you do go through with it pick a more effective method. But I suggest no.
don't do it
Hey op
Go take drugs instead, you have nothing to lose.
Go outside and pick some magic mushrooms and eat them
OP pepsi?
Bait ... if not helps is thare try asking for it .. and don't ask for it hear got to any local ER and say you what to die thay can't send you away they have to give you a mental health evaluation that will be paid for by the state if you have something financially to lose you will lose it but if you don't well then they can't squeeze blood out of a rock I wish you better health and happiness
Actually, OP where do you live?
If you are going to an hero get a timestamp and livestream it
You look cute OP don't kys
That would be a waste
did this got sent away no fucks given
regular at local hospital
ER, Rehab they are aware Im suicidal I keep going to ER with self inflicted injuries, tried to go to psych ward "we are filled to capacity give us ur phone number we will call back" again said I was feeling suicidal got told I cant just turn up there randomly expecting anything. Go back a month later they didnt even note I even asked, the hospital literally wants me to die they dont give a slight fuck whether you die or dont
get a toaster and a bathtub
the cuts may do it fast but boi it can hurt like hell
Sorry yes this is ware the situation fails well shits your are aware of just how things realy are I. Have. One last thing to say pay to God or whatever and ask for help it's still a long shot bUT at the point of hopelessness it's. Not a waste good luck
Sounds like OP would be a good little cock pet, kept around the house for hard use. No thinking required.
Hard to be sad when your getting plugged until you pop 3-4 times a day. Having that cute little emo brain reconditioned.
Op needs a new man.
I would try a heroin or fentanyl overdose before I tried alcohol poisoning. Much easier to kill yourself with heroin than with alcohol. I suspect the majority of heroin overdoses that occur are suicides. Seems like a pretty peaceful end.
i can't speak for OP but not everybody believes in 'god'.
should an hero by running into area 51
dont kill yourself and post tits
OP here surprised this thread is still up
I appreciate you random strangers being concerned about me
Since this is Yea Forums I was expecting a lot more suggestions for suicide and less people trying to talk me out of it
My life has been so fucked I could write a book and the events that led me here it would sound like I was making them up if I told the whole story
It's like my life has been one big car crash in slow motion and I never stood a chance
My first suicidal thoughts occurred as a small kid and they never fully went away since
Definitely don't believe in god user the idea of god in the traditional sense is evil
Don't like religion
Yeah I had a family member who was a heroin addict
They nod out and aren't aware of anything
Seems like a peaceful end but I'm autistic and I don't know where to get drugs or who to buy them from
Yeah I will when it's time
I'm just laying in bed still crying right now like an emo bitch
Thanks user you can't even see my face though
I feel sad and upset mostly because of the relationship these days
It's really demanding but it's only demanding because I'm such a terrible girlfriend but this is good advice
Hot as you can stand it bath, some alcohol to thin the blood, an oxy to dull the pain, and a razor to seal the deal. I've been in dark places user. I dropped out of high school, lost out on a possible military career, have a bipolar narcissist for a father and a mom with severe BPD. I spent years with crippling PTSD, chronic depression, and an anxiety disorder. I couldn't work, I lost all my friends, family, and possessions to my mental illness. I decided that I can no longer be the failure who lives on his insane mom's couch and has no one and nothing. So stop being a coward and do something about it. No not kill yourself, that is the easy way out. Carry your burden, it will not destroy you. You are stronger than you think and you will get stronger and the burden lighter. Who ever is judging you so harshly that you feel this way is a fool and evil. Be it yourself or someone else. You can be worth something and be a positive force for good in this world. After all the shit I went through I decided to just say fuck it and dedicate my life to achieving the most possible good. I am not by nature a good person, I can be as degenerate as they come but that lifestyle is hollow. I struggle every day to do good. So will you, but it is worth it. Decide what is meaningful to you and aim narrow mindely at it. I know all this sounds like bs from the place your in now so just do me one favor. Get the book 12 Rules for Life. Apply said rules and give it at least a couple months to see if there is marked improvements. It sounds stupid and gimmicky but this book and deciding to try and persue something meaningful to me is what saved me. This is what helped me from going through with my 2nd and likely final suicide attempt. Just give it a try, you can always kys tomorrow.
Is there anybody close that you'd be able to talk to, like a family member or friend? You need to talk to someone in a better environment than Yea Forums.
Dark times are almost always temporary, you will get through this. Stay strong
>alcohol poisoning
>not painful
lol
anyway dont be a retard, change your surroundings
fucking cuck. if this is how you behave when worst comes to worst, you dont belong on this site
I came to Yea Forums because I didn't want anyone to stop me and I wanted to stay anonymous
And no my family is dead
Only family alive hates me and doesn't want me because they're religious extremists
They won't care when I'm dead
They'll just think about how they were right all along and that not following their religion finally did you in. Don't give them that opportunity.
I don't even know if they'll ever find out truthfully
They're in another state
Best way to go is just to get a Helium canister and gassing yourself, you just fall asleep essentially.
Stop being an attention whore.
Don't harm yourself. Just go on a cock rampage. You'll feel better about yourself
Your feelings about suicide are completely normal. They will come and go, and ultimately time heals if you allow it to.
OP I propose the following:
I make 77 k per year at job, make money on stocks, 29 y/o. SE Michigan. Just bought a new house on 20 acres of land. Closest neighbor is like 5 acres from me. Still have old house as it's 100% paid off.
Leave your bitch ass BF and come live with me. Ill pay for your flight and or uhaul/moving company.. No strings attached. Nothing sexual. If you don't like living with me I'll let you live in my old house free of charge. I'll give you 1200 per month living expenses for up to one year until u get a job.
Sometimes a fresh start is all you need to not an hero.
People who are suicidal don't realize how much power they actually have. You don't care to live so you have nothing to lose, you can literally do anything, rob a bank, go apeshit, use your last money to get a one way ticket to some tropical island, why would you throw that away? God I wish I didn't care about my life so I could do anything
Um, if OP isn't taking you up on this I, can I? I finished uni and am bored af
If they are the only family you have then they will. In suicide cases next of kin is always notified.
Least painful? Proper necking, or toaster in tub if you're feeling adventurous
But, why isn't it much easier to dump the faggot and show you can succeed without him?
the least painful is helium. look up helium bag
Lel
>5’4 118
Are you a 16 yr old girl?
Post tits first you an hero
>half a bottle of vodka
>trying to die
Nibba, that's pathetic. I kill half a handle of vodka for fun. A handle. That's the big 1.75 liter size
You're not here for you, your here for those around you so unless you truly have no one else and I mean like anyone even if you think it's pity that they hang out with you don't kill yourself, don't be selfish. On the other hand if you're truly alone and don't feel like building back up these connections then go ahead, no one will care, nobody will probably even notice but just try to go at least a few months before you off yourself and enjoy what you have left truly live every day as your last till you decide to die, because by the end of it you probably won't.
God, I bet you’re hot too. You’re probably one of those hot girls dating a huge piece of shit and some actually decent guy is crushing on you and sad you’re with that loser. You’ll kill yourself and he’ll be like “she’d rather kill herself than give me a chance. Cool.” Then he’ll kill himself.
Oh listen to me ramble. Sorry. Anyway, yeah live-stream it! God!
Oh shit I'm the guy that said don't be selfish but fuck that's not your boyfriend let alone a man, sustained bullying on that level after inseritng yourself as a loved one in that persons mind is bad, don't end it just to fucking spite him or don't do a murder suicide.
>For alcohol poisoning, it sounds much less painful.
>Just going to sleep and not waking up.
>I don't like to drink and I never do. I'm 5'4", 118 lbs.
>Being small with no alcohol tolerance allegedly puts you at greater risk.
Can you kindly stop being a little bitch?
No. It’s not like a movie. What’s your address I’ll rub you out.
Quick and painless jab to the base of your skull to knock you out, injection of heroin to OD you painlessly and then I’ll dismember you and toss you away.
Drinking yourself to death isn't as easy as people think. Usually you pass out way before you hit a lethal dose, and if you do manage to get a lethal amount in you, typically you'll puke it up while you're asleep.
Had to roll a few friends over so they didn't choke on their own vomit. You gotta put that shit in your ass if you wanna die. Ass has no vomit reflex.
You can regret during the fall you imbecile.
Both those methods suck. Buy a gun or do partial hanging. Or wait and get a sedative that will kill you. Or don't kill yourself, idono. Fuck life.
Maybe I don't want to end up chained in a basement though
Leave your discord and I might contact you
Tempting offer but I'm skeptical because you don't gain anything from this especially if you're not even asking for sex
It would be really hard to leave my bf though
The thing is when you don't care about your life you don't want to do anything
Hanging looks so violent though
Is it the choking or the neck breaking that kills you?
No I'm a 24 year old girl
He doesn't bully me he just calls me out out on being being selbeing and he's really demanding
He's just really mean with words sometimes
It's not to spite him though dying is to stop hurting both of us
OK, best suicide method for you: I'm gonna go over there to fuck your brain out and do some choking game which ends somehow with your death. We'll record it and arrange it to look like an accident so I won't go to jail after, you gonna have a nice time before your death and if I sell the video after, I'm gonna transfer half of the profit to your family or charity. Deal?
>get a sedative
This is probably the best way. Blend up a bottle full of ambien in a smoothie. Drink the whole thing. Go out Wilfred style.
This guy gets it. I went through the hell that is chronic suicidal depression. Realizing this and that I have nothing to prove to anyone but myself saved my life. I dropped everything and everyone who didn't want best for me and single mindedly pursued the things in life I find meaningful. Turns out just a bare minimum of this kind of effort can really turn things around. Persueing a goal you find meaningful and recognizing your progress produces a dopeminergic response in the brain. Think about what you want that is meaningful. It can be anything but you have to decide. Now come up with a plan to begin progressing towards that purpose. Just baby steps at first but something you can see as some amount of progress. Even if it's just cleaning your room. Do it then move into the next hardest thing. Next thing you know your burden is lighter and your looking for more responsibility and meaning to take on. You can trick your brain into defeating depression by doing this if you do not have a severe chemical imbalance that requires medication. Even if you do it is worth a shot. When your lost you have a moral obligation to grab any rope someone throws you because no matter what suicide leaves suffering in its wake. Even if it is just some investigator or neighbor.
>dismemberment
That's fine if I'm dead first but why so messy?
Man this is so discouraging
I wish I had some Ambien
Only if you're cute lol
Don't do it OP, buy some golden retrievers instead. Their unconditional love and happiness will help you though this!
>depressed
>suicidal
>someone willing to fuck you
>will put you out of your misery at the same time
>suddenly have standards
Every woman
Try benadryl. Diphenhydramine. You need to take a lot. Like the whole bottle. But it'll work. You'll get sleepy, pass out, go into a coma, and stop breathing. The end.
God so many idiots in here saying do positive stuff and she won't want to die. You realize someone who is depressed won't get joy from any of that shit right? It doesn't get better. Life is pointless misery and we are all confused, stupid animals.
OP, I think you are just stuck being miserable like me. I know you aren't going to do it, and tbh your preferred method probably wouldn't kill you if you tried it anyways, which you won't.
Oryx17#4605
No basement.
Seconded
So many thirsty virgins in this thread. It's disgusting.
nice LARP mr fedora
you are a fucking piece of shit you fucking fake i hope you die today fucking cunt
Hey you dumb bitch it's your boyfriend. Kill yourself.
Take it from a psychology student. Making progress towards a goal you value produced dopamine in the brain. If you have a severe chemical imbalance in your brain that is genetic or from brain damage you need medication. It is not simple but it's not some great mystery either. Being stuck miserable just means you gave up on trying. Humans are wired to persue something not just sick back in happy luxury like most people want. You wont be happy if you are not actively trying to pursue something valuable to you.
Soooooo an hero stream?
Don't do it. Get your shit together. You won't die today.
did you check when this was posted? He would have done it already
Op i think its time... lets stop the madness
OP if ur cute and std free u can just live with me. U have to take daily creampies tho.
Fuck yourr ugly
Yeah but just saying you will commit suicide is still very bad. Even if they just need help and attention it could make a difference for better by encouraging them to get professional help and motivation to self improve.
Its always gets better and the time is never right
Its always gets better and the time is never right don’t do it op call a helpline
Shave that weird fucking beard man. Wtf
>call a helpline
oh yeah that'll help for sure.
Listen to these people though there all right you dont wanna become a gif everybody just reposts on rekt threads
>pretending to commit suicide on the internet for attention
Drink bleach and die faggot you have been saying you are gonna an hero for the past 3 days. You should really do something epic like inject your self with bleach
It won't fucking matter once you're dead. At least you leave something for the after world.
sucks
No. No it isn't. You can't kill yourself if you're gonna lie to yourself about where you'll go. Once you're gone, not a damn thing happens afterward.
You're not going to be anything. There is no "separate entity". You die, you die. You cannot lie to yourself here.
is Op dedded yet?
Commit bath toaster
Then why dont you livestream ur own an hero you fucking fag
OP doesn't need any help he needs to kill himself and live stream it for us all to watch. Hopefully OP delivers
an hero stream go
that was ironic moron
Dont forget to drink sum water get sum sun light and smoke a fat spliff to get ur an hero day started
Bump for an hero
Bump for nudes...
Just gonna get a massive hangover you idiot "not painful" the words of someone who's never prayed to the porcelain gods