YLYL time. Make me at least chuckle

YLYL time. Make me at least chuckle.

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youtu.be/N8lPSj3kZYE
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya
samharris.org/the-reality-of-islam/
spacechan.xyz/b/res/33744.html
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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Still square, still following the rules

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Lost. I love this one.

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I thought this was a YLYL thread.

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That godsplan got me

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Lost

Can’t believe I haven’t seen this before

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lost

lost

lost hard. Literally lol'ed

Lost

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Lost at Eli Whitney of fetuses.

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You shouldn't kill yourself.

Dude, if you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose.

My humble suggestion is that you take your extra money and invest it in a road side billboard.

All it should say is: "call Jesus."

And then put your phone number on it.

Then when people call, get them to come to your house and have your dungeon ready to go.

Then you can rape and murder dozens of people before they catch you. You'd feel like a God.

Way better than suicide.

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This was clever.

A classic.

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got me grinin'

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>When someone repeats ancient, unfunny dad jokes as a something they did

that brought back memories of my childhood. thanks asshole. rape must be funny to you degenerates

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This makes no sense. How can you be patient zero unless you fucked a burden or a pig or something?

We need more details.

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What if you WANT to cut a slice from the edge?
What if you WANT to conform? Doesn't that make you the ultimate non-conformist?

Oh my god I've never lost so fucking hard before. What the fuck was that

Maybe it makes you a contrarian

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Since its the Halloween season, spooks

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a good heart warming loss

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Lost, good thread tho, I wish I could read it

Rape is fucking hilarious

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Lame!

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holy crap, tl&dr, some kind of liberal shit?

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Damnit I lost

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i think it mean where the disease started and spreaded

whoops wrong image

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B-but that one is noice... not funny, but nice.

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I showed this to girls at a night club one time.
They left.

Who the hell took the time to make this?

A guy at my work always did this and someone complained to HR about it and they made him stop. So now everyone does it and she was fired for felony theft a year ago.

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Faggot

second one works, not sure how the first one is supposed to be funny

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>screamed the stable boy

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Kek lost to this one.

Nice feet.

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lost HARD

Amazing ty user

It's only rape if you're the only one screaming for help.

Little known fact: if you rape a girl slowly it gives her a bigger spank bank for later

This isn't funny, it's sad really.

oh man I lost hard

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10/10 will read again, also lost

My first karate tournament was like the first time I had sex. It was messy, I got hurt, it got bloody, but at least my dad came.

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Green text pls

Don't get it.

who are you to tell me what the rules are or arent

Now this takes me back..

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That's a bad shoop. The original was funnier.

Thanks bro

nah not really. kinda true. though i remain skeptical despite being a Christian
tdlr: islam is not a religion of peace

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Dad rape joke.
Yea Forums
Full of normal people.

youtu.be/N8lPSj3kZYE
Ignore the subtitles it's the shortest video I could find that still shows the whole joke

really cool stuff

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faggot

lol! nice feet

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youtu.be/N8lPSj3kZYE

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Lost

trips

nice hross satan

this is how those bitches who think they're harley quinn cut cake to show how fucking "crazy" they are when in reality theyre scared to make phone appointments

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Newfag

Faggot

damn son, this is some old ass image..

Don't stop I'm just getting chubby

not sure why this was even posted.. manager was a retard, end of story, gg.

this shit, this shit was gold

Check out the whole movie
youtube.com/watch?v=w21Scp0Xiko

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>2009
Brings back memories

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>WALMART LEGEND
>FUCKIN’ SAVAGE

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This thread is full of newfags

This thread has finally gave me the courage to commit suicide

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godspeed

Did you also say at the beginning "But daddy, this doesn't feel right"?

>courage
>suicide
Pick one.

New Fag detected

what a fucking alpha

>my guts are yelling in German

Lost, everytime. A classic

''>blacking out''

I fucking lol'd

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Stream it faggot

Faggot.

nice feet. please don't rape my little asshole until I scream for the police. I do not wish to be fill with such a force that I truly believe in the moment that my life is about to end.

Sir, you dropped this.

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Shut up newfag.

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Faggot

You sure told him user, he'll definitely think twice about posting now

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Nice feet

Calm down permasummer

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A little OC.

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>if you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose
you're invisible now you've got no secrets to conceal

I smiled

it always fucking annoys me how he didnt say "for you" at the end there.
its half the fucking meme and it fits perfectly into the chat

I'm dead

I fucking lost. To Danny Devito with tits. What is my life.

Fuck off randy

Gold

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Lost it at "world peace"

This joke is older than your great grand parents

>was expecting autism
>got high level shitposting

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Underrated post. Well said.

so fucking cringe when ppl screencap their own shit

>No capitalization
>No punctuation
>"ppl"
Cringer and cringest.

...screamed the stable boy

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It's a literal strawman argument. No one thinks like that because he uses arguments from an idiot religious perspective, not left/right.

Calling jihadists 'true muslims' are like calling the KKK 'true christians'. Other Muslims/Christian's would disagree, but it says so right in their charter. It's not a left/right argument.

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Lost

fuck off randy

Frank would approve of these massive cans.

fuck off randy

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FUCK OFF RANDY

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>fucked a burden
wat?

I used to do this almost every other time I showered when I was a kid at my mom's old house.
I'm sure a plumber had a fun time with those pipes at some point.

Never be so proud to be Canadian!

you got me user

wow

Lost

Real talk my young cousin had something like this. One of the sweetest people I’ll meet in my life.

Sad how the young and innocent have these things happen.

Danny fuckingDevitto

Fucking lost

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she looks like what would happen if cardi b and gru had a kid

Got me

Very, very lost.

Islam is, at it's core, a very violent religion. These "extremists" are practicing the religion exactly as it is outlined in the koran. They all need to be put down.

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Idk why, that shit makes me rock hard

lost.
an absolute classic, may we never forget this masterpiece

Well plumbers charge a lit and your mom had to pay somehow

I'm more proud of how good that circle is

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya

is there more?

samharris.org/the-reality-of-islam/

Millennials finding more & more different ways of announcing "WE'RE EXPECTING!" to the world is the new version of dad jokes. Change my fucking mind.

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>gets proven wrong
>proceeds to post unrelated shit

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haha, cool little reddit memes my newfriend!

(you)

Someone buy this guy a studio to make more

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>>gets proven wrong
>>proceeds to post unrelated shit

Lol he is right, with taqiya islamists can lie about thier interpretarion of the Qur'an ethically.

What exactly are you trying to prove anyways?

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Fuck off Randy

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Kill yourself white nationalist piece of subhuman garbage.

This one gets me every. fucking. time.

Lost

>taqiya islamists can lie about thier interpretarion of the Qur'an ethically.
Did you even read the wiki link? 1. It's not really a Sunni thing. 2. It's used only when your life is being threatened.
and even then
>though martyrdom in such instances is still regarded as more honourable

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KYS nigger

Got this from the YLYL thread at Spacechan
spacechan.xyz/b/res/33744.html

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you got it from your tranny friend at discord

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Of course it is. Did you forget where you are, silly bean?

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has science gone too far?

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yawn

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Almost as lame as a list post.

its funny cause he raped his daughter lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

nice feet

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You are exactly what the joke was about. You are THAT fag

Fuck. Lost.

Stfu newfag

It was very much related. Islam is a "religion of peace" as much as the US is a "nation of peace" that doesn't go around starting wars.

Which the article I posted shows, if you read it, which I know you didn't... Anyway, on with YLYL.

Niggers are not humans
Its ok

You got mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbbb

Art is 0% skill and 100% attitude.

Close but not quite...

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>09/19/19(Thu)23:19:07 No.809958092
>09/20/19(Fri)08:28:08 No.809980397
Jesus christ, this thread is still alive!?

my fucking sides into the space

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This faggot never sleeps

>It was very much related.
Nope, it wasn't about your taqiya bullshit.
>starting wars
Nothing wrong with that faggot. Also the US is a nation of peace. Without them the world will fall into ruin.

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neocon detected

I was thinking the same thing when I woke up, I guess the mods decided to keep it because of how good the fiber guy's story was.

Yeah, so?

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cringe

vocaroo.com/i/s0Bz73WxxYSy

What's the proper Islamic term for when the Taliban go into a family's home and misquote the quran to try and convince the inhabitants to become martyrs by wearing an s-vest in public, and when they refuse, forcing one of the family members to s-vest while holding their family hostage, promising they'll release them if the person pops themself for the cause, only to murder the rest of the family regardless?

Cuz that happens... A lot...

>pic unrelated

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Lol new wallpaper

For The Oldfags

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A ten hours thread on Yea Forums
let this place die, please

lost

yes

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I'm glad such a high taste user reply to every single picture, otherwise how would I know if its good or bad?

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He's a pedophile. He went to Disneyland and asked a random kid to fuck him.

I'm guessing that's the joke. Both of them are boomer-tier, tell-at-work jokes.

Transformation into a puyo bean?

Lost bad, laughing like an idiot at work...

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Post more feet pls

>thanks asshole

That's what the dad was saying.

>>burden
As in "White Man's Burden."
As in " The Negro."

Oh my god..

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It's because he's not playing the part of Bane in the gag. His picture is even of the other dude.

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lost

My high school art teacher actually told me that my senior year when a did not even place in a art competition after completing a master piece like the in the pic I posted. Later on I was told at the end of the year if I had made the art subject about a illegal immigrant I would have probably placed 1st, BUT because it was a white girl...bla bla nazi. I told my art teacher "And you people wonder why Hitler killed all those jews this shit is why"

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If you can't name all these fighters you aren't American enough for Yea Forums.

Lost. This greentext is a fucking artifact and should be protected at all costs.

a little OC
just a little

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Ayy

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uuhhhLOST
have some OC

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To be honest, I'm shocked a racially-confused floofy haired zoomer isn't down for some gay animal roleplay.

a girl in my high school went RABID feminist and tried to bring that zealous man-hatred into extra curriculars, we started calling her Bobbit the Hobbit because she let her hair get all nappy and shaggy
>it did not help her illness

Fuck off randy

My mate met John years ago and actually got him to sign a copy of Frankenpenis

Typical jew

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woke AF

Did anyone let him know what a retard he is?

I’m so proud of this thread. I started it last night and it is still going strong.

Thx Yea Forumsros

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Haha their father, who took this video, is actyally my director. I’m trolling Yea Forums from my work phone, lets hope it isn’t traced lol

Are you merely pretending again?!

I mean.. at least use your foot

>2 non-sources

Was funnier before the watermarks

Lost

this is just cringe you fucking niggers

THE NIGGA CHIN!